Chapter 1
Bedrockium: So, who do we have here in the Pacific Continent?
Redrock: I'm still here! but I miss my president!
Bedrockium: Yeah, I know.
Marieland: I miss Redrock's president too.
Bedrockium: Oh, Hi, Marieland.
Uhack: Marieland? who is this?!
Bedrockium: My president's sister is the president of Marieland.
Bedrock: I keep telling USA that I do not want industries!
Bedrockium: Yeah, and I keep enforcing that!
Westopolis: Hewwo...
Bedrockium: Westopolis, you don't have to be scared anymore, the war is over.
Hazelwoodland: Hewwo!
Bedrockium: Hewwo.
Blue Stone: I'm still here.
Bedrockium: is anyone here?
Siberia: Yup. I'm here.
DR India: I'm here too!
Chapter 2
Bedrockium: Hey, Siberia, are you happy that we are Military Alliances?
Siberia: Yeah, pretty much so.
Bedrockium: Yeah, I do not think anything can drive a wedge between us.
Siberia: Nope.
Bedrockium: Wanna know something?
Siberia: What is it?
Bedrockium: I'm gonna put my economy on war mode.
Siberia: Why?
Bedrockium: The War in Ukraine depleted 1% of all my equipment! my economy can't be on a Civilian Economy anymore! it's about time I turn my economy into a War Economy! Don't follow me, maybe wait like a couple days or so to turn to War Economy.
Siberia: Okay.
Chapter 3
USA: I'm gonna turn to war economy!
Bedrockium: Me too!
USA: Wait, What?! Bedrockium! Why do you want to do that?!
Bedrockium: I had it enough of Russia! it's time that I go to war! maybe not direct war, but you get what I'm saying.
USA: Okay. if you want that.
Bedrockium: Yeah.
Chapter 4
Bedrockium: Wartime purchasing power is coming!
USA: I'm doing Wartime purchasing power already!
Siberia: I'm gonna do War Economy and Wartime purchasing power tomorrow.
USA: Bedrockium and Siberia, why are you two going War mode?
Bedrockium: Russia is the reason! The War in Ukraine?! You don't see that?!
USA: Yes, I see that.
Bedrockium: Yeah, That is the one exact reason I am putting my economy on War Mode!
Chapter 5
Bedrockium: Hey! We are almost reaching 10 Billion People!
Siberia: Yup!
Bedrockium: But I have a feeling that the population is at it's peak...
Siberia: WDYM?
Bedrockium: Westopolis's population is still declining after Uhack brought them back to life. Japan's population is declining, Russia's population is declining, and the USA relies on immigration!
Siberia: Wow. that bad, huh?
Bedrockium: Yeah, that bad. Luckily for the rest of the Pacific Continent, the population is increasing.
Siberia: I wouldn't say that for one of them.
Bedrockium: What you talking about?
Siberia: Zedroball is hit with a Kmart variant of Covid.
Bedrockium: No! the Kmart variant is worse than all the other variants combined!!
USA: and how did the Kmart variant start?
Bedrockium: it started in a Kmart factory inside my area. I names it Kmart and for some reason, it didn't want to affect my population.
USA: Oh, Okay.
Bedrockium: Yup, I gave industrial strength vaccines to everyone in the Pacific Continent. but for some reason, Westopolis gave the crappiest vaccines to Zedroball while he got the industrial strength vaccines...
USA: Yeah, Westopolis can't makes stuff correctly.
Bedrockium: it looks like I am gonna have to teach Westopolis how to do stuff correctly.
USA: Yeah.
Bedrockium: so now, we got two countries in the pacific continent with declining population!
USA: Wow, makes you think. what about your population?
Bedrockium: hopefully it doesn't decrease.
Siberia: Yeah, My population isn't even at it's peak! 2 Billion people and it's still increasing!
USA: WOW!! no immigrants?
Siberia: Nope! it's all one type!
USA: American-Siberian?
Siberia: Yup!
China: Well, I want Chinese in there!
Siberia: I am immigration proof!
USA: Can people even visit?
Siberia: Of course they can. if they speak English, they can stay, but only if they want to, it's their choice, not mine.
USA: so, you have freedom in your country?
Siberia: DUH!! Of course I do! I'm not like China!
USA: wow.
Bedrockium: Who's population is declining? Germany's is, Ukraine's is, but that's because of the war, Bulgaria's population is declining.
Bulgaria: Please don't remind me.
Bedrockium: It's the truth, Bulgaria.
Bulgaria: I'm not interested in the truth!
Bedrockium: you are not the only one though.
Bulgaria: WDYM?
Bedrockium: let's Just save this for another day.
Chapter 6
DR India: Nicobar doubling down on it's trade with Russia!!
Bedrockium: Yeah.
USA: Invade him!
DR India: I don't want to.
China: come on! I know you can invade him!
DR India: I still have a stance on Taiwan though, I support Taiwan.
China: I know. but I do not support Nicobar.
DR India: Y'all telling me to invade him. I don't wanna. it's against Democracy!
China: I'm telling you two, USA is telling you to.
USA: and this is the one thing that me and China can actually agree on!
Russia: I need a buyer... I can't go with DR India because he is against me... nor Siberia, because he is already producing oil.
Chapter 7
Saudi Arabia: Hey, I think we got another oil producer in here!
UAE: Yeah. but who?
Saudi Arabia: Siberia! he is able to export oil!
Algeria: Yeah, we might have an Asian country with us!
Venezuela: he has 2 Billion people.
Saudi Arabia: Ah, but here's the thing, he has more oil rigs than the rest of us combined! which means he is able to produce more oil than he can use it!
Iraq: I don't think none of us are democratic nations...
Saudi Arabia: well, we will have our first Democratic nation right here in OPEC!
Nigeria: I don't know if he meet the criteria...
Saudi Arabia: Siberia produces oil and uses and exports oil at the same time.
Rest of OPEC: Alright, bring him in.
Chapter 8
Saudi Arabia: hey, Siberia.
Siberia: Yeah?
Saudi Arabia: You wanna Join OPEC?
Siberia: OPEC? what is that?
Saudi Arabia: The Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries, meaning we export oil. and we have been seeing you export oil.
Siberia: You have? I have been exporting it to the USA and China.
Saudi Arabia: See? you're exporting oil.
Siberia: I do, don't I?
Saudi Arabia: Yeah, you do.
Siberia: Wow. what will I get when I Join OPEC?
Saudi Arabia: well, we will give you secrets on infrastructure.
Siberia: I heard you are building a Linear City.
Saudi Arabia: Yeah, I'm gonna teach you and Bedrockium how to build it.
Siberia: Well, your relation with Bedrockium is getting strained.
Saudi Arabia: I don't want to lose relations with him.
Siberia: well, find some way to unstrain the relations, or else, your completely screwed.
Saudi Arabia: is there something about China? I have relations with him.
Siberia: He's fine with China. it's Russia that he doesn't want you to be allies with.
Saudi Arabia: Oh. You Still want to Join OPEC?
Siberia: Sure.
Saudi Arabia: Guys! I got him in!
Venezuela: Cool! Welcome, Siberia!
Siberia: Thanks, I guess.
Chapter 9
Bedrockium: That's weird... Westopolis's Population was 12 Million, now it's only 5 Million!
Zedroball: I've only got 1 Million left!
Bedrockium: you now have the same population as Hazelwoodland!
Uhack: This is gonna become a problem... Westopolis and Zedroball will enter the history books!
Bedrockium: Want 100 Million Population, Zedroball?!
Zedroball: [ Now having 500,000 ] ANYTHING!! I DO NOT WANT TO GO EXTINCT!!
Bedrockiunese People: We ain't going into that hellhole!!
Bedrockium: Please, guys?! it's Just Temporary, Just have children in Zedroball, and when they are old enough, you can come back here.
Bedrockiunese People: like when they are 18?
Bedrockium: Yes, when they are 18. Please, I'm telling you, it's Temporary, It is not permanent.
Bedrockiunese People: Okay, but we will live off of your rules, not his.
Bedrockium: Is that Okay, Zedroball?
Zedroball: YES, YES IT'S OKAY!! JUST SEND THEM HERE!!
Bedrockium: Okay, Okay. [ sends 100 Million Population to Zedroball ]
Bedrockiunese People: [ Are Immune to Zedroball's Cities ] Well, there is that hellhole.
Zedroball: [ Down to 250,000 ] it's the same as Tokyo!
Bedrockiunese People: Except it's lower quality!
Chapter 10
Bedrockium: Who knew Poland had the worst geography in the world?!
USA: I did.
Japan: I have a bad geography.
Iran: Me too.
Redrock: My Peninsula has bad geography. it's not far from sea level.
Israel: I got bad geography.
Siberia: I developed my bad Geography into a good one.
Bedrockium: Yeah, I see that. Does it still snow?
Siberia: I made it to where it only snowed in the winter.
Bedrockium: Wow! I taught you lots of stuff!
Siberia: Yeah, You are the one that got me independence.
Chapter 11
Bedrockium: WE HIT 10 BILLION PEOPLE!!
Siberia: Wow!
Bedrockium: Yup. but now Populations are starting to decline for some...
Siberia: WDYM?
Bedrockium: Didn't you Just see me migrate 100 Million People to Zedroball?!
Siberia: Yeah, I see now.
Bedrockium: Yeah, Westopolis is also losing population, China is losing population. Thailand is trying to keep it's Population.
Chapter 12
Bedrockium: Okay, We got reports on missiles hitting Polish land!!
Siberia: Who was it?!
Bedrockium: I swear to Poseidon, Neptune, Great, Damn, if it was a Russian Missile...
Siberia: Probably been mine... Nah, I wouldn't hit an ally.
Bedrockium: Goddammit, Whoever it was, you better speak now!
USA: It was Russia.
Bedrockium: WTF?!! THAT IS AN ATTACK ON NATO!!
Chapter 13
Bedrockium: China, We need to talk.
China: Okay, What do we need to talk about?
Bedrockium: two Russian Missiles have have hit Poland! killing two people!
China: WTF?! Oh, no!
Bedrockium: What is it?
China: He shouldn't have attacked Poland!
Bedrockium: This is an attack on NATO!
Chapter 14
Bedrockium: Russian Missiles Hitting Poland!
NATO: Actually we have reports than it was Ukraine that did it.
Bedrockium: Oh, Wow... I do not think it's Ukraine's fault.
NATO: Nope, it was Just a mistake that was made. that's all.
Bedrockium: Yup, But still, I'm mad at Russia! it could've been him!
NATO: We Just need to investigate further. for right now, let's say it's Ukraine's mistake, Okay?
Bedrockium: Okay. But I won't like it.
Chapter 15
NATO: Bedrockium, We confirmed it, It was a Russian made Missile.
Bedrockium: WTF?! ACT OF WAR!!
NATO: But it was a Ukrainian air defense.
Bedrockium: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa! I'm not going against Ukraine on this!
USA: Yup, it was a Ukrainian Air Defense.
Russia: I agree with you.
Bedrockium: SHUT THE FRICK UP!! YOU HOLD THE BIGGEST RESPONSIBILITY!!
Russia: Uch. Why me?!
Bedrockium: I am so done with you!
Siberia: I cannot stand bordering Russia!
Bedrockium: Yeah, Neither can Finland, Georgia, nor Kazakhstan...
Chapter 16
Bedrockium: Okay, the Victim, Poland, the Suspects, Russia and Ukraine, the witnesses, NATO and Siberia.
Siberia: Okay, so what have you got?
Bedrockium: Let's see. Missile hits Poland. Ukraine says it was Russia. NATO says it wasn't Russia. NATO Says that the missile was Russian made. Poland says it was Ukraine. Uh and Bedrockium is fixing to declare war on Russia. [ Sees Results ] IT JUST DOESN'T ADD UP!!
NATO: It was not Ukraine's fault.
Bedrockium: I still don't get it...
Chapter 17
Siberia: So, What are you gonna do for the Fifa World Cup?
Bedrockium: IDK... I guess I'm Just gonna watch. I am rooting for the USA.
Siberia: I am rooting for Japan.
Redrock: I am rooting for the Netherlands.
Uhack: I am rooting for Saudi Arabia.
Chapter 18
Bedrockium: I swear to Neptune Saudi Arabia, if you Join Brics, this will damage our alliance!
Saudi Arabia: It's only the USA! You are not the problem!
Bedrockium: Well, It's seems like I'm gonna be the problem if you Join Brics!
Saudi Arabia: What's wrong with Brics?
Bedrockium: IT F**KING HAS RUSSIA IN IT!!
Saudi Arabia: Yeah, I support you on being Super Anti-Russia.
Bedrockium: Well, then, why do you want to Join Brics?!
Saudi Arabia: I think I Just got into a situation... Which one? Bedrockium or Russia?
Russia: You can pick both!
Bedrockium: Either be with me or Russia!! be with Russia and you end up on my enemies list!
Saudi Arabia: IDK... this is so hard!
Bedrockium: PICK ONE!!
Saudi Arabia: Give me a few weeks.
Bedrockium: Okay. We will see in a few weeks!
Chapter 19
Bedrockium: I wonder how much it would take to rebuild Ukraine?
Siberia: how much did it take to make me an economic powerhouse?
Bedrockium: Well, Siberia. you are much bigger than Ukraine. it took around a quadrillion Dollars to make you an economic powerhouse.
Siberia: Wow.
Bedrockium: and I actually started from scratch!
Siberia: Wow.
Chapter 20
Bedrockium: Well, Amazon and Walmart USA are falling Apart...
Siberia: Wow...
Bedrockium: Walmart Bedrockium is even closing Stores...
Kmart Bedrockium: WTF?! NO!!
Bedrockium: What's wrong Kmart?
Kmart Bedrockium: Walmart's Gas Station is what makes my gasoline work! I produce the Oil, Refine it into Gasoline and give it to Walmart for free.
Bedrockium: Wow... Kmart Oil Corp?
Kmart Bedrockium: Yeah. Without Walmart's Gas Station, Where will my Gasoline go?!
Bedrockium: Good question.
Walmart Bedrockium: I am announcing Job Cuts!
Kmart Bedrockium: WTF?! No!! Don't do that!
Walmart Bedrockium: I'm Sorry, Kmart. I have to do it.
Kmart Bedrockium: That's a bad idea.
Walmart Bedrockium: WDYM?
Kmart Bedrockium: Look at me. I'm not doing any Job cuts.
Walmart Bedrockium: That's because you are a multi-Company.
Kmart Bedrockium: Yeah, I do have multiple things in my company.
Walmart Bedrockium: Name a few.
Kmart Bedrockium: Kmart Productions, Movie Studio. Kmart Medications, Pharmacy. Kmart Home Improvement, Home Improvement Store. Kmart Food, Grocery Store. Kmart Cable, Cable Company. Kmart Satellite, Satellite Company. Kmart Phones Stores, Phone Company. Kmart Phone Manufacturing, Phone Brand. Kmart Oil Corp, Oil Producing Company. Kmart Refinery Corp, Oil Refinery Company. Kmart Gas Stations, Gasoline Company. Kmart Automobiles, Car Company. Kmart Trucks, Trucking Company. Kmart Semiconductors, Semiconductor Chip Manufacturing Company. Kmart Social Media, Social Media Website. Kmart Lumber INC, Lumber Company. Kmart House Building Corp, House Building Company. Kmart House Leasing Corp, Real Estate Company. Kmart Locomotives, Steam Engine Train Producer. Kmart Trains, Diesel Engine Train Producer. Kmart Subways, Electric Engine Train Producer. Kmart Diesel-Electric Trains, Diesel-Electric Train Producer. Kmart Hybrids, Hybrid Train Producer.