|Government|| Federal absolute monarchy |
|Personality||Knightly, chivalrous, courteous, valiant, |
|Capital||File:New Archangel-icon.png New Archangelball|
File:Circumpolar Commonwealth-icon.png Circumpolar Commonwealthball
Aléscöi Polytheism (only Western countryball who can into official polytheistic religion)
|Relations and opinions|
|Friends||File:Anticommunism-icon.png Anyone who is a capitalist neo-nationalist right-wing populist anti-globalist commie-remover, but most importantly...
My greatest Western ally and liberator
Helped set up my banks and treasury and has high mountains like yei
|Enemies||File:Antifa-icon.pngFile:SJW-icon.png Anyone who supports globalism, leftism, communism, socialism, "democratic" socialism, open borders, fascism, female supremacy and political correctness, as well as anyone who beats up people who disagree with any of the aforementioned, but especially...
|Likes|| MAGA; her flag; ravens; impertúa, File:Aurora Silverwing-icon.png her Emperor, Aurora Romanova; File:Alaskan Republic-icon.png Krevnar Romanov, her national hero; |
|Dislikes||Terrorists; KEBAB; being called kebab; JIHADISTS TRYING TO BOMB ME; GOATFUCKERS, mosques, Muhammad |
|Founded||1 January 2000|
|Predecessor||File:Alaskan Republic-icon.png |
|Is of importants|
|Can into space?||Can into world-orbiting network of battlestations and defense satellites |
COMMUNISM IS SATAN
|Food||Whatever she can hunt or fish from the wild |
Despite always being depicted as female, Aléscöball is a virile and extremely macho countryball, but this does not make her a cartoony "butch lesbian" archetype. In fact, because she has the lowest sex ratio of any countryball (0.25) and a sex ratio at birth of just 0.00002 (1 boy born per 50,000 girls), Aléscöball is often referred to as the Vodka Kebab Amazon of the Arctic because she is the only countryball who can into all-female military. However, Aléscöball considers herself a modern-day knight because she is the only Western country who can into absolute monarchy; therefore she is chivalrous, gallant, courteous, heroic and proud
and sometimes vain, and oftentimes even nurturing, as the neologism "maternal warrior" describes Aléscöball all too perfectly.
Aléscöball is often called a matriarchy because of the abnormally low sex ratio in her population and at birth, but she REALLY takes serious offense to that. The abnormally low sex ratio in her clay is because of her period under occupation by File:Fascist Canada-icon.png one Axis soyboy who
got tired of apologizing was ass-hurt because Aléscöball wouldn't gib half her oilmonies and clay when he asked for an economic bailout. During her years under occupation by File:Fascist Canada-icon.png Hockey Hitler a Holocaust took place throughout her clay during which millions of 3balls and Inuitballs were experimented on with horrible Wunderwaffe biological and chemical agents, including one called the Grey Plague, which dramatically reduced the probability of being pregnant with a son to 50000:1. Plus, most of her male population was wiped out because of World War II. Her clay never experienced the female supremacist feminist movement, particularly because Aléscöball already can into equality without feminism.
In fact, if you were to start feminism in her clay, she'll just straight up skin you alive for being a gynofascist. That is not hyperbole; Aléscöball actually does flay her political opponents alive. That goes for commie, kebab, fascist, globalist and File:Antifa-icon.png Antifa. See, way back in the day when she was File:Alaskan Republic-icon.png Alaskan Republicball, the main part of her strategy to deter a potential invasion of her clay by Sovietball or by File:Fascist Canada-icon.png Hockey Hitler in the Cold War was to make her people as psychopathic as possible, and boy, did it work. Propaganda circulating through the respective clays of the members of Warsaw Pactball and the Reichsweltgemeinschaftkügel at the time depicted her people as cannibals and daemons in human form, and was regaled with horror stories of Aléscöballs eating human flesh and wearing fine leather hats made from the flayed faces of Sovietballs unfortunate to trespass in her clay, as well as building entire cities out of the bones of Fascist Canadaballs. But then again, what else would you do when you're a new country sandwiched between two bigger, nastier ones that don't want you to exist? After
some people did something jihadists tried into Islamification cultural enrichment in USAball's clay, Aléscöball banned Islam in her clay, resulting in mosques being removed along with hundreds of thousands of kebab, who were often killed in this way; much kebab hides and leathermonies would be of gibbings to her after the whole affair.
She is often called the emo or Goth version of USAball because of her architectural style and her Aléscöi culture. The truth behind this assumption is much, much darker, however: After Sovietball removed her adoptive father from his former clay along with Romanov
and food and private property and human rights, she was inconsolable, even resorting to self-harm to cope, which is how she became an edgy emoball.
Because of her weird language which is the only Romance language that can into Cyrillic alphabet, Aléscöball is often considered to be a 6ball
because she is one. Despite never having been colonized by UKball unlike nearly 25% of the world at the time, Aléscöball can speak fluent English complete with the proper spelling and all that, but when entering emotional extremes (specifically, when becoming completely unhinged) she uses the same broken Polandball grammar like the other countryballs in the Polandball universe. Typically while skinning you alive for pissing her off.
Aléscöball originated as a
6ball stranded on Earth lonesome Inuitball who crossed the Bering land bridge to what is now North America from what is now Asia about 15,000 years ago, settling in what now comprises her clay. Her clay is comprised of several different varieties of 3balls with her fellow Inuitballs being the largest group. For most of her pre-European history, these 3balls primarily existed as hunter-gatherer societies.
In 1741, however, the Daneball known as Vitus Bering arrived off the coast of Aléscöball's clay on an expedition commissioned by Tsar Peter the Great of the Russian Empireball. Six years later, Russiaballs began to make landfall at Three Saints' Bay in the Aleutian island chain of her clay, soon to become Russian clay. They were after the fur trade
and their slice of North American clay, specifically the "soft gold" or sea otter fur, the softest in the world after chinchilla fur; at the time it was worth its weight in gold.
At first the Russiaballs were brutal to Aléscöball, the Inuitballs and the other 3balls in her clay. Starting in 1783, several of these Russiaballs known as promyshlennikballs would round up her 3ball brothers and sisters, using them as slave laborers to hunt furs
and remove other 3balls elsewhere on the west coast of North American clay for future expansion. They would brutally put down any uprisings against them and this was the order of the day for the first 20 years of Russian rule, but eventually they stopped when the Tsarina Catherine the Great condemned the violence and ultimately decreed that no more 3balls were to be exploited for furs or in general. From 1763 onward, the Russiaballs stopped being brutal and began to treat her 3ball and Inuitball brothers and sisters more equitably, offering them jobs in the fur trade and even having little creoleballs with them, though it would take two generations for the 3ball population to bounce back from near-extinction. Thus Aléscöball's first incarnation, Russian Americaball, was born, with her current capital city in File:New Archangel-icon.png New Archangelball.
Come 1867, Russian Empireball had just lost the Crimean War to UKball and Franceball and was in need of money, but he wasn't willing to give up his only territory in North America. When USAball put forward a proposal to buy up Aléscöball's clay, Russian Empireball turned him down, as he was convinced that UKball would not try to invade his North American clay. Still, the possibility of UKball expanding into his North American clay instead prompted him to heavily militarize Aléscöball, so when gold was found in her clay, prospectors from the respective clays of USAball and elsewhere around the world began pouring in by the hundreds of thousands, and much goldmonies and touristmonies would be of gibbings to Russian Empireball and Aléscöball from the massive economic boom that followed, enabling Russian Empireball to pay for Aléscöball's modernization.
During World War I, Aléscöball and Russian Empireball both fought on the side of the Allied Powers against the
Reichtangle and his friends, though Russian Empireball pulled out of the war after the Battle of Tannenberg due to some internal problems. In 1917, the Romanov dynasty was toppled from power, and Tsar Nicholas II and the rest of his supporters fled to Yekaterinburgball. Thus, the Russian Empireball died, and the Soviet Unionball was born. Even though her late father pulled out of the war because of commie, Aléscöball continued to fight on in his stead until the ensuing Allied victory in 1917.
File:Tsardom of Alaska-icon.png Tsardom of Alaskaball (1917-1945) File:Tsardom of Alaska-icon.png
Upon hearing that commie anschlussed her adoptive father's clay, Aléscöball was very sad. As Sovietball began to remove private property
and food and human rights from Russian Empireball's former clay, she resorted to self-harm and general edgy emo shit to cope with it, even contemplating suicide. The victorious Allies decided to give her some space, as they had no way of telling if - or when - she would suddenly snap. However, when she heard that the Romanov dynasty and several of his supporters were able to flee to her clay and establish a new Tsardom from scratch, a joyous Aléscöball cut the edgy emo shit and took on her second incarnation, File:Tsardom of Alaska-icon.png Tsardom of Alaskaball, the final bastion (and eventual successor) of the Russian Empireball on Earth. As a result of the massive influx of White Russiaballs from her father's former clay, coupled with Western investment into the development of natural resources in her own clay, Aléscöball was well on the way to becoming one of the world's great powers and eventual world superpower.
While the rest of the world suffered from the Great Depression, Aléscöball flourished as other impoverished countryballs came to her seeking economic bailouts. She was one of the few Western countryballs to escape the extreme economic collapse of the Depression, with oil being discovered in the far north of her clay in 1934. Of these impoverished countryballs seeking bailouts from her, none were more desperate than Canadaball, whose economy was so closely linked to that of USAball and UKball, and Japanball, who was hit especially hard by the depression because of the limited size of his clay and lack of natural resources. Their economies were in a shambles, their infrastructure woefully crippled, their peoples could not into food or warmth and their industrial level was way behind the times. Still, that did not stop them from going to Aléscöball and seeking economic bailouts. At first they were successful in negotiation but when they asked her to gib them half of her oilmonies
and the eastern part of her clay, Aléscöball kicked them both out of her clay in disgust, as she was not going to just let a pair of mooches suck her hard-won oilmonies dry. Little did Aléscöball know that neither Canadaball nor Japanball would forget this, and that they would come back to bite her in the ass in the future.
Shortly after Aléscöball kicked him out of her clay for
being a soyboy whiner asking her to gib him half of her oilmonies and clay, a despondent Canadaball suffered a severe mental breakdown from his hopeless economic situation, causing him to develop an alter ego. Civil war eventually broke out between him and his Nazi-backed doppelgänger, with USAball providing Canadaball with money and weapons that could have been used to invade and remove fascist from Nazi Germanyball's clay. Eventually Nazi Germanyball and Fascist Franceball directly intervened on the side of his doppelgänger and invaded his eastern coast while the Empire of Japanball invaded his western coast. Besieged on two sides of his clay, Canadaball's doppelgänger finally got the better of him, completely consuming him and transforming him into the File:Fascist Canada-icon.png Canadian Union Stateball. The rest of the civil war involved him removing democracy, rosbif, burger, homosex, kosher and commie and freedom and human rights from his clay.
Come 1941, after Japanball bombed Pearl Harbor and then invaded and anschlussed Hawaiiball, he and File:Fascist Canada-icon.png Hockey Hitler turned their attention to Aléscöball to get revenge on her for not gibbing them economic bailouts
and shares of her clay. In 1943, Tsar Alexei II, the last ruler of the Tsardom of Alaskaball, was among the casualties of the Axis invasion along with most of the Romanov family, yet Aléscöball refused to throw in the towel, fighting on to the bitter end. She had fought on longer than any of the other Allies, but at the end of it all, even with her vast resource wealth and well-equipped army, she was no match for the advancing Axis forces, and she ultimately surrendered on 15 September 1945, becoming an File:Occupied Alaska-icon.png occupied territory of the File:Fascist Canada-icon.png Canadian Union Stateball.
File:Occupied Alaska-icon.png Under
Hockey Hitler Canadian Occupation (1945-1959) File:Occupied Alaska-icon.png
The years after World War II were very hard for Aléscöball. Nearly a quarter of a million White Russiaballs, 3balls and Inuitballs died, and this was just the beginning. Under occupation by File:Fascist Canada-icon.png Hockey Hitler, nearly all 3balls and Inuitballs in Aléscöball's clay became slave laborers, either as expendable laborers in industrial enterprises or as bonded neo-serfs on the estates of Canadian farmers in its prairie provinces.
But perhaps the most horrifying atrocity to ever befall the 3balls and Inuitballs was the inhumane medical experimentation performed upon them by the millions by File:Fascist Canada-icon.png Hockey Hitler, such as weapons testing, drug trials, lobotomies, gas and pressure chamber trials, and even early forms of genetic splicing. The genetic splicing in particular, however, would backfire hard on File:Fascist Canada-icon.png Hockey Hitler in the future, leading to the creation of the modern descendants of these oppressed countryballs
and future master race: The Aléscöi.
Even though the White Alaskan Army was woefully outgunned and heavily crippled after the war, it was far from defeated. In the event of inevitable anschlussing by File:Fascist Canada-icon.png Hockey Hitler, Aléscöball had a contingency plan in place to make the occupation of her clay as difficult and as costly as possible for him:
- The development of the Aléscöi language, which is derived from Greek and Latin, jumbled together with the Russian language and her Inuit languages (particularly Inuktitut, which was almost extinct by this time). While it sounds like Latin and Greek being spoken in Inuit by an File:Arab-League-icon.png Arabball, the Aléscöi language is in fact
an alien languagepart of the Romance language family, and is the only Romance language that can into Cyrillic alphabet. It was indecipherable to File:Fascist Canada-icon.png Hockey Hitler and his minions and remains one of the hardest languages to learn, let alone master, even today.
- The cultural and territorial unification of all 3balls, Inuitballs and White Russiaballs in Aléscöball's clay into a single people using the Ulle Triba ("One Tribe") strategy, which was a massive and difficult undertaking as the 3balls and Inuitballs at the time had radical cultural differences. It took Aléscöball nearly 7 years to fully integrate all 3balls, Inuitballs and White Russiaballs with the Aléscöballs.
- The adoption of military tactics, strategy, organisation and equipment used by the Axis Powers during World War II, including the strategy of blitzkrieg. This suddenly made the White Alaskan Army a much more formidable opponent.
- The use of constant guerrilla warfare to harass and disrupt File:Fascist Canada-icon.png Hockey Hitler's grip over Aléscöball's clay.
In 1952 a massive rebellion took place in Aléscöball's clay which ultimately led to File:Fascist Canada-icon.png Hockey Hitler's surrender and withdrawal seven years later. Constant slave revolts and guerrilla attacks by the 3balls and Inuitballs in Aléscöball's clay as well as in File:Fascist Canada-icon.png Hockey Hitler's own clay had left him weakened and unable to fight back against the resurgent White Alaskan Army, now supported by USAball under General Douglas MacArthur. It was at that moment that he decided to fight another day and on 3 January 1959, his control over Aléscöball ended.
File:Alaskan Republic-icon.png Alaskan Republicball and the Cold War (1959-2000) File:Alaskan Republic-icon.png
At the same time that USAball liberated her clay from File:Fascist Canada-icon.png Hockey Hitler, Aléscöball grew disillusioned with the fall of her monarchy. However, at least for the time being, she put her plans for restoring the Romanov dynasty to her throne on hold, and decided to become a constitutional republic instead; this resulted in her fourth incarnation, the File:Alaskan Republic-icon.png Alaskan Republicball, being born.
Aléscöball during the latter half of the 20th Century was on par with USAball as a world superpower. She soon found herself involved in the Cold War, which was raging between four distinct factions:
- NATOball, led by USAball and his Allied friends. In later years, after USAball withdrew from the UNball for its treatment of Israelcube
because it would eventually become, it would be reformed into the alternative organizationball known as the Alliance of Democratic Nationsball, led by USAball and Aléscöball who helped found it.
something more daemonic
- Reichsweltgemeinschaftkügel, a
fascist NATOfascist alliance led by Nazi Germanyball, whose strategy was to spread fascism to its rivals. File:Fascist Canada-icon.png Hockey Hitler was part of this organization since he was part of the Axis during World War II.
- The Warsaw Pactball, led by Sovietball, whom Aléscöball particularly hated with a passion and wanted to seek vengeance against for killing her father. In later years, long after commie fell, it would become File:CSTO-icon.png
vodka NATOCSTOball, which Aléscöball would also join.
- File:GEACOP-icon.png The Greater East Asia Co-Prosperitysphere or GEACOPsphere, led by the Japanese Empireball, which sought to spread its influence across Asia and expand across the Pacific.
Aléscöball joined forces with USAball and the rest of NATOball, as that was where her best interests lay. Around this time, Aléscöball's strategy to fend off a potential invasion of her clay by File:Fascist Canada-icon.png Hockey Hitler or, God forbid, commie, began to take a very twisted and creepy turn, as a decree was passed stripping personhood from all commies and fascists in her clay, making it legal to hunt them for sport. Her favorite punishment for commie and fascist in her clay was skinning them alive and turning their hides into fine leather, and this was done by the millions in the name of revenge on commie for killing her patori
even though no amount of flayed commie would ever bring him back, as well as to deter File:Fascist Canada-icon.png Hockey Hitler from trying to recapture her clay. We can all assume that her leather industry was booming all throughout the Cold War because of the sheer number of her political enemies being skinned alive.
The containment strategy of Aléscöball, USAball and the rest of NATOball was to contain the spread of fascism and communism before it reached the Americas. Her first battle of the Cold War was against File:Fascist Canada-icon.png her former oppressor as part of righting a great wrong. By this time she developed her own military-industrial complex and the File:Alaskan Republic-icon (soldier).png Federal Alaskan Army used it to great effect, finally removing File:Fascist Canada-icon.png Hockey Hitler from the face of the Earth and taking all of his clay for herself in 1975, after nearly 15 years of endless war. Aside from the larger Cold War, Aléscöball was involved in several other conflicts during the Republican Period, such as removing
and flaying alive commie hockey baguette rebels in 1984, supporting the Mongol Empireball in his expansion into Central Asia to anschluss the stans so he can into the largest landlocked country in the world, and anschlussing LIBERATING some of Fake Chinaball's clay in the Aléscö-Chinese War in 1999.
At the height of the Cold War, Aléscöball was now the third-largest nation on Earth, second only to USAball in military power and the size of her economy. By this time she even had her own space program
which she stole from the former File:Fascist Canada-icon.png Hockey Hitler and by the end of the Cold War, she had at least five orbiting battlestations and her first space-based superweapon, the Daiamaltekar strategic defense satellite, which could shoot down enemy ballistic missiles and orbitally remove enemy clays with kinetic orbital strikes. She did this in 1989 to remove nukes from Sovietball's clay in the Aléscö-Soviet War, thus removing any threat that he could pose to her or the rest of NATOball and obtaining her vengeance on him for anschlussing her patori. The threat of orbitally-launched hypervelocity rods being dropped on his clay from orbit and having no weapon to possibly counter them, combined with the destruction of almost all of his nukes, facilities to launch his nukes and production facilities to make more nukes, as well as his own internal problems, was enough to make Sovietball go tits-up on 26 December 1991, thus ending the Cold War. The remaining nine years between then and the new millennium involved the removal of commie from Sovietball's former clay, now the clay of the newly-rehabilitated and fully-capitalist Eurasian Unionball.
The beginning of the new millennium marked the fall of commie, and a new era for the world and for Aléscöball. Just two years earlier, the last remaining heir of the Romanov dynasty, a certain File:Aurora Silverwing-icon.png silver-haired Aléscöi woman, was finally located. This resumed Aléscöball's postponed efforts to restore the Romanovs to power in her clay, and on 1 January 2000, Aléscöball transitioned into her final and current incarnation, the Alaskan Empireball.
But with the fall of commie came the rise of an entirely new enemy of the West. After
some people did something an attack by jihadists on USAball's clay, Aléscöball joined USAball and his allies on a crusade to remove jihad in what would be the longest conflict in USAball’s life. During this time, Aléscöball was on high alert, suspecting that terrorists would attempt into Islamification cultural enrichment on her too, and the decision was made to ban Islam across her clay, resulting in hundreds of mosques being torn down, and many kebab still in her clay were flayed alive by the hundreds of thousands, resulting in exploding leather stocks and a booming leather industry from all the kebab hides garnered from the kebab-removal operations. It soon became clear that kebab were no longer welcome in Aléscöball's clay.
Come 2008, USAball came down with a case of soyboyitis, which concerned Aléscöball greatly, so she kept a close eye on him. At first the symptoms were not entirely clear other than a gradual leftward shift in his ideology, but come 2013 he began exhibiting symptoms of File:SJW-icon.png snowflakery, political correctness, gun-grabbing, homosex, creeping matriarchy and
and signs of turning into a filthy demsoc. In response to this several states began to secede from the Union, just as the CSAball had done so many years ago, because he enabled jihad and File:SJW-icon.png political correctness and File:Black Lives Matter-icon.png race riots in USAball's clay, as well as violence against conservatives and libertarians and anything to the right of Marx in the name of social justice and establishing a one-world totalitarian government.
For the first time in nearly 170 years, USAball finally cracked under the pressure and, just like File:Fascist Canada-icon.png Hockey Hitler before him, he suffered a case of schizophrenia as the conservatives and libertarians joined forces to remove demsoc from his clay, thus resulting in a File:American Patriot-icon.png Patriot uprising against the forces of
Trilluminati, his high priest and his File:Bernie Sanders-icon.png three daemonic lieutenants, his daemonic acolytes and
File:Antifa-icon.png his army of brain-dead anarcho-commie daemonic apostates. Using the forbidden
NWO Summoning Ritual, Soros summoned
Trilluminati from the Nine Hells in his clay to try and consume USAball so that he could eventually consume the entire Western world. To save the last truly free Western countryball from being overrun by globalism or, God forbid,
Trilluminati and his demonic cult, Aléscöball intervened on the side of the File:American Patriot-icon.png patriots, invading his clay with over 5 million troops to remove demsoc. Her involvement in the civil war saved USAball from what would have been the most horrifying overthrow of a democratic government in human history. With the help of MAGA and The Great Natonalist Awakening, Aléscöball cured USAball of his 8-year malaise, enabling him to banish
Trilluminati, his high priest, File:Bernie Sanders-icon.png his high priest's daemonic lieutenants and
his acolytes back to Hell.
Today Aléscöball is one of the world's superpowers and tied with USAball as the most powerful of them all. She is currently in a cold war with
Fake Chinaball because she anschlussed LIBERATED some of his clay, and is also involved in Indiaball's clay to remove File:Khalistan Peoples Republic-icon.png curry commie separatists, Venezuelaball's clay to stop commie from spreading, and other commie removal operations around the globe. In addition, she is involved in various globalism removal operations such as removing migrants from European clay, aiding UKball so he can into Brexit, and eternally being on guard in preparation for the inevitable day that
Trilluminati, his high priest, File:Bernie Sanders-icon.png his high priest's daemonic lieutenants and
his daemonic globalist cult will once again rise from the Nine Hells to consume the West. She also is currently supporting MAGA and his supporters so that he can into finishing the Wall and remove illegals from his clay. In fact, some say she could be responsible for the great awakening gripping the world right now...
2022, RUSSIAN INVASION OF UKRAINE AND BEDROCKIUM FORCING SIBERIA TO HAVE INDEPENDENCE FROM RUSSIA!!
Mei Familitia! (My Family)
- MEI PATORI - He adopted me when I was but a lonely Inuitball. Now because of (((FILTHY COMMIE))), he is dead, and I miss him to this day, but I am his true successor because Romanovs fled to my clay when commie tried to remove them
along with food, private property and human rightsfrom patori's clay. I carried on your legacy, now you can finally rest in peace. COME BACK TO ME PATORI!!! WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN ME?!?!?! HE KILLED YUO AND I DIDN'T SAVE YUO, I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE DEAD!!!
- 6ball -
All of the rumors are true, of course I am one of them. How else was I able to establish a world-spanning network of orbital battlestations? I am sure that there are others on Earth just like me.
- Inuitballs - My clay has the highest concentration of them on Earth. In fact one of my official languages is Inuktitut, which I made the standard language of all Inuits. After all, I myself am one of them, and because of yei they can into one unified people because of Ulle Triba. They were nearly holocausted by File:Fascist Canada-icon.png Hockey Hitler at the end of WWII.
- Precursorballs - My clay is also home to several hundred different varieties of aboriginal peoples, which you may know as "Alaskan Natives." Each tribe is a semi-autonomous entity in my clay called a Precursor Stateball. Like my own people, they were also nearly holocausted by File:Fascist Canada-icon.png Hockey Hitler at the end of WWII.
Amikatorie Miraan! (Best Friends)
If you're a right-wing, neo-nationalist, protectionist, anti-communist, anti-feminist, anti-globalist, anti-Marxist, anti-Islamist, nativist, populist libertarian patriot who likes Trump, MAGA, freedom, liberty, national sovereignty and small government, and hates globalism, feminism, mass Muslim migration, leftism, communism, socialism, "democratic" socialism, big government and especially (((SOROS))), you are her friend whether you want to be or not. DO NOT TRY TO DENY THAT FACT.
- Siberiaball - Wait a Minute, Who gave this country independence? cause if so, I would like to be friends with this country and the country who gave this one independence.
- Bedrockiumball - Hey, Looks like this is the country that gave Siberia Independence! He is an ally of Amerikeya!
- Amerikeya -
ЕСУЛ ВОРТОЛАНДА РЕЙЗĀЛ МЕЙ!!!He is my closest and most powerful ally in Amerikeya Nortai and the world because he liberated me from File:Fascist Canada-icon.png Hockey Hitler at the end of World War II. In return, when
Dobrokhazarinrose from the Nine Hells to consume him and the rest of the West, I removed him,
his high priest and File:Bernie Sanders-icon.png the deep statefrom his clay, before sending him back to the Nine Hells from whence he came. I extend my congratulations to Daiakhazarin Trump and I wish him luck in his crusade to build the wall, drain the swamp and Make Amerikeya Great Again. Everyone calls me an "emo" or "goth" version of him because of my Aléscöi culture.
He can into impertúa like yei but not in the "traditional" sense
- Polandball - Congratulations on your 100th anniversary Polonia! You are the shining beacon of Western civilization
aside from meagainst the endless tides of kebab sweeping through Aevropia. One day you will into space, but for now we must hold the line against the kebab hordes! Cannot into space yet, but potentially can into impertúa like me
- UKball - He is my strongest ally in Aevropia. In a way my monarchy is based on his but
not reallyis still very much an absolute monarchy with democratic characteristics. Despite
Dobrokhazarin's high priesttrying to influencing him, he can finally into national sovereignty again, but
Merkelreichtanglemay try to pull him back under his boot.
Was once impertúa like yei but potentially can into again
- Franceball -
FOR THE LAST TIME I WILL NOT JOIN YUOR FUCKING CLIMATE AGREEMENT, YUOR PRESIDENT IS A FILTHY DEMSOC WHO WANT INTO SUCKINGS OUR HARD EARNED MONIES DRY!!! REMOVE MACRON AND REMOVE GLOBALISM!!!I feel sorry for her, she is trying to remove Macron for driving up taxes and spreading globalism in her clay, which is why the Gilets Jaunes are rioting and demanding Macron be removed from the premises. I happen to stand with them because I hate globalism, because I sense the clammy hand of
his high priestbehind the climate agreement
WHICH I WILL NEVER JOIN EVER!!!and I am not about to let demsoc suck my monies dry in the name of a myth. I also hope that Marine le Pen can into becoming her president and spread MAGA after removing Macron and globalism from the premises, which is likely to happen because her National Rally now can into more seats in
Merkelreichtangle'sparliament. But recently she suffered an
attack by jihadists funded byunfortunate fire in her cathedral which destroyed the spire. Kardai mei is with you.
Dobrokhazarin's high priest
BUT SERIOUSLY THOUGH RESTORE THE SPIRE AS IT WAS, IF YOU MAKE IT INTO SOME GLOBALIST MOCKERY YOU AND I WILL INTO SERIOUS TALK!!!
- Hungaryball - Like myself and Polandball, he is a member of the anti-globalist club and a handful of countries who are not touched by
daemonic globalist cult.In fact he has recently exiled
his high priestfrom his clay, plus he has gone one step further and removed File:SJW-icon.png snowflakes and
gynofascist indoctrinationgender studies as well. He can also into kebab/commie removal agency like me but he cannot into sea.
- Cascadiaball - The other nation in Amerikeya Nortai with whom I share a border. He likes trees and has a Douglas fir on his flag, also he is remover of commie and File:SJW-icon.png snowflake like yei
but remove vegans plox. Lots of Canadaballs fled to his clay during World War II and the regime of File:Fascist Canada-icon.png (((HOCKEY HITLER))), but they are nice people. He can into 100% green economy and infrastructure and zero pollution, and he is very strict about that, but ironically like yei and Amerikeya he doesn't believe in climate change lie propagated by Fake Chinaball.
And if you litter in his clay...
- As a quick aside, it is important to mention that Cascadiaball is currently experiencing
a daemonic incursiondue to the influence of
Dobrokhazarin's mortal representative.Time will tell if they will be banished back to the Nine Hells, but I hold out no hope that it will be so.
- Nordic Unionball -
VORTOLANDA IS MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE AND I WILL NEVER GIVE HIM TO YUO!!!He is my enforcer in Aevropiapart of the File:Pan-Arctic Community-icon.png Circumpolar Commonwealth like me. I have had to bail him out in the past because of jihadists trying into Islamificationcultural enrichment in his clay. Contrary to the old saw, he is not socialist; in fact he tried socialism and it ended up biting him in the ass, so he returned to free-market capitalism like me and the rest of the glorious ADNball. Still, Polandball and yei face the daunting task of removing kebab and political correctness from his clay. Unfortunately in recent years he has spawned forth a screeching hate-preacher who shames other countryballs for not believing in climate change hoax, but he had no control over it and we cannot into blaming him for unleashing that globalist mouthpiece. Potentially can into impertúa like yei but not really
- Switzerlandball - He is known all over Aetotaar for his neutrality in virtually all world conflicts (though he was occupied by Germanyball's alter-ego for 25 years), his clockworking and watch-crafting skills, his breathtaking Alps and ski resorts, and his famous banks. In fact, he helped me get my banks and my national treasury started after Amerikeya helped me remove File:Fascist Canada-icon.png Hockey Hitler from my clay in 1959. He also can into high mountains like yei
but I have the highest mountain and mountain range in the world XAXAXAXAXA!!!but for all his wealth he cannot into sea. May secretly be harboring
daemonic globalist cult
- File:Australia Union State-icon.png Australiaball - He is my most important ally in the Pacific aside from Hawaiiball, but is constantly under threat from Fake Chinaball. Amerikeya and I guarantee his sovereignty
but I take the prize as the land where everything wants to kill you. He recently was traumatized by a most unfortunate event and false flag attackthat saw 49 kebab removedinnocent people killed and 48 more wounded. Shame that Australia could not finish the job though.Currently he is experiencing fires started by climate change terroristshis dry season, and mei kardai is with him in this regard.
- File:Catalan Republic-icon.png Catalonia - I rescued him from his abusive maitora who still try into anschluss on him. He is ever-grateful to yei for guaranteeing his aotonomitia omnie, but there are terrorists in his clay who are trying to turn him into fascist, commie, demsoc or try to pull him back into his maitora's clay, which is very much the case with the other countryballs having broken away from her.
- File:Al-andalus-icon.png Andalusiaball - Perhaps the one kebab amikator of yei. He can into higher HDI than other kebab, plus he is only kebab to condemn jihadists after
they attack Amerikeyasome people did something. He may be kebab, but he is also enemy of paella who try to anschluss him for the 2nd time. He also can into makings Alhambra his palace again, plus he can into only European clay with kebab majority. He is trying to get other European countryballs to send their kebab squatters to his clay so they cannot into makings Aevropia into a caliphate. He is also a big fan of a certain imam of peace like yei, which is why he tolerates Christians in his clay.
- Volkstaatball - I WISH File:People's African Federation-icon.png AFRICOMMIE WOULD STOP BURNING YUO!!! Though he was descended from File:South African Reich-icon.png African Hitler, I forgive him because File:ANC-icon.png supporters of Africommie want to burn his clay and want into holocaust on because of his history. Contrary to what Africommie says, African Hitler didn't holocaust the Umbratorie in Volkstaat's clay
unlike other members of Reichsweltgemeinschaftkügel at the time including (((HOCKEY HITLER)))but he did succeed (kinda) in his Final Apartheid policy by creating a new bantustan on the east coast of his clay for all Umbratorie to live in before he died, so he is the only African (European?) countryball who can into all-white majority. WHAT HAPPENED IN THE PAST STAYS IN THE PAST AND IF YUO KEEP TRYING TO BURN HIM I WILL SKIN YUO ALIVE AFRICOMMIE!!!
- File:People's African Federation-icon.png: STAHP SUPPORTING DA WHITE COLONIZAS!!! AZANIA IS MY CLAY!!! ALL OF AFRICA IS MY CLAY!!! DA WHITE MAN ENSLAVED AND COLONIZED OUR PEOPLE FOR CENTURIES!!! AFTA WORLD WAR II DA File:South African Reich-icon.png SOUTH AFRICAN HITLA MADE MY PEOPLE SLAVE AWAY IN DA DIAMOND MINES AND DEN HE KICK DEM OUTTA DER HOMES!!! I WILL AVENGE DA MILLIONS OF 8BALLS WHO SUFFA'D AT DA HANDS OF DA WHITE DEVIL BY EXPELLING ALL DA COLONIZAS ONCE AND FOR ALL!!! YUO DON'T KNOW DA WAE!!!
- File:Alaskan Empire-icon (sphere).png:
SURPRISE IMPERTÚA, AFRICOMMIE...
- Brazilball - He is my strongest ally in Amerikeya Sotai. I have many Aléscöballs in his clay and he has many hue in mine. Congratulations to Jair Bolsonaro for defeating that demsoc in 2018!!! Ever since that day, he is now in the process of removing
his daemonic cultfrom his clay like yei.
Was once impertúa like yei but potentially can into again
- File:Googleland-icon.png Googlelandball - (ImmortalCorvus, type it in)
- Indiaball -
AEVERESTI IS MINE AND NO I WILL NOT GIB HIM TO YUO, I RESCUED HIM FROM FAKE CHINABALL FAIR AND SQUARE SO STAHP ASKING!!! REMOVE CURRY!!!Mei amikator and puppetin South Asia, he is poised to become impertúa like me in the near future; plus like yei he can into the commie/kebab/wonton-remover club. Recently he suffered an attack by kebab funded byon a cathedral in his clay, kardai mei is with you and the victims. Also I am involved in removing File:Khalistan Peoples Republic-icon.png curry commie from our respective clays since we can both into commie removing together.
Dobrokhazarin's high priest
Potentially can into impertúa like yei
- Judonia - I will stand arm-in-arm, hand-in-hand, shoulder-to-shoulder with him until the end of time. I don't have many Jews in my clay but still I recognize him over that jihad enabler who also tries into jihad on him. His Mossad helped my Imperial Intelligence Service get started, so kudos to him for that too. But one question remains though: Would it kill you to not circumcise everyone you come across in your clay? People are beginning to realize that it's not medically necessary anymore.
- Japanball - My strongest ally in Asia Orientaal. Although he bombed my clay in World War II and even tried into invadings mei island chain, I forgive him
but seriously though TRY IT AGAIN AND I WILL START A DAIAMALTEKAR ON YUO!!!for he was a worthy opponent. He can into impertúa like yei, probably because he already IS impertúa like yei BUT MY IMPERTÚA IS BIGGER THAN YUORS XAXAXAXAXA!!!and even has his own Daiakhazarin like yei. He is currently in a spat with Fake Chinaball since he lose most of his clay, plus his Daiakhazarin recently transferred power to his son, so eyes are peeled to see how his reign will turn out. He also is currently still whaling around Antarcticaball which is soon to be my clayin violation of international laws, seriously though STAHP WHALING IN ANTARCTICA!!! JUST STAHP!!!
- Germanyball - My
secondgreatest ally in Aevropia. Though I cannot forget his dark and tragic past, I can forgive him. Now he is being overrun by kebab like almostall other countryballs in Aevropia thanks to Merkelreich and File:Antifa-icon.pngFile:SJW-icon.png snowflake leftists. He was an impertúa before and he can into impertúa again since his alter ego faded away just before the dawn of the new millennium. Still, he is prone to schizophrenic attacks, and the day is yet to come when he will be consumed completely by his
alter ego...and never wake up.
- Eurasian Unionball - In a way, he is mei patori in spirit, if not in body. I miss him so much. But even though he arose from that FILTHY COMMIE WHO KILLED HIM, at least HE is not like his former self. He can into capitalism like yei and, in a way, he can into impertúa as well.
Just don't turn commie on me plox
Opinitia Nua (Neutral/No Opinion)
- File:South African Reich-icon.png South African Reichball - Though he was in league with the Axis along with File:Fascist Canada-icon.png (((HOCKEY HITLER))) during World War II, interestingly enough the two of us got along, but only because we both hated commie
and removed them from our clays. He was the only thing aside from Amerikeyakeeping File:People's African Federation-icon.png Africommie from screwing up the entire continent of Afrikeya, and he was very good at keeping him at bay. He also kept the Umbratorie in his clay under control via apartheid and was very good at that too. At least HE was the one member of Reichsweltgemeinschaftkügel who didn't rely on holocausting his plebs to maintain control. But at the end of the day he was a fascist dick like the rest of the Reichsweltgemeinschaftkügel members especiallyFile:Fascist Canada-icon.png (((HOCKEY HITLER))), and when some of his plebs rose up against him, he faded away, even though he (kinda) succeeded in his goal of Final Apartheid by creating a new bantustan out of some of the east coast of his clay for all Umbratorie to live in before he died.
- Yugoslaviaball - Though he is a filthy commie, the two of us get along because we both can into removing kebab together. In fact he is THE original kebab-remover.
But seriously though REMOVE COMMIE OR I WILL SKIN YUO ALIVE!!!
- Ottoman Empireball - He acts as a counterweight to File:Arab-League-icon.png Kalifada Miraan and is unique among kebabs in that he opposes jihad and can into secularism
and therefore may not actually be kebab. But a question begs to be answered: DOES IT KILL YOU TO ACCEPT THAT YOU DID TRY TO HOLOCAUST ARMENIA?! He can into impertúa like yei
- Irelandball - Known for his leprechauns and his love of alcohol, he is also known for being the most fortified island on the planet
and North Korea of Europe, having been so since the end of WWII thanks to his isolationist Dún Éire ("Fortress Ireland") policy. He was finally able into 26+6=1 when he joined the Axis and removed UKball from his clay in 1940, before invading his clay to remove him from WWII. Because of his isolation policy, we hardly ever interact with one another but seriously though DOES IT KILL YOU TO STOP STARTING IRA ON MEI AMIKATORIE IN AEVROPIA?! Oh, and if you DARE start an IRA in my clay then
I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE.
- : YE DUN SCARE ME, YE FACKIN' FROZEN KEBAB!!! ERIN GO BRAGH!!! ONE O' THESE DAYS, I'LL MAKE YE PAY FER SIDIN' WIT ROSBIF AGAINST ME!!! I DUN REGRET JOININ' THE AXIS, THEY TREATED ME BETTER THAN ROSBIF EVER DID!!! 1941 WAS THE BEST YEAR OF ME LIFE BUT 1999 WAS ME WORST!!! ONE O' THESE DAYS I'LL REMOVE YE FROM THE FACE O' THE EARTH!!!
- File:Alaskan Empire-icon (sphere).png:
Confiditia Nua (Suspicious/I Don't Trust Them)
- File:Arab-League-icon.png Arab Leagueball -
FOR THE LAST TIME I WILL NOT ACCEPT GOATFUCKERS IN MY CLAY, YUOR RELIGION IS A DEMONIC CULT AND YUOR FALSE GOD IS SATAN!!! REMOVE KEBAB AND REMOVE JIHAD!!! AND LEAVE JUDONIA ALONE OR I SKIN YUO ALL ALIVE!!!Despite our radically different religious faiths and politico-economic ideologies, we manage to find common ground for the most part. However, I am convinced that he is funding jihadists and Intifada, but he refuses to admit it. He is also a member of OPEC like me but I produce and export more oil than you XAXAXAXAXA!!!but unfortunately he cannot into secularism because he is still controlled by kebab and also supported by and he refuses to abandon his False God, plus unlike File:Al-andalus-icon.png Andalusiaball he is NO fan of the imam of peace.
daemonic globalist cult
And if you dare start jihad in my clay...
- Basqueball - Though he is a 6ball like yei and I supported his independence from paella, he came down with a case of demsoc, and when he finally turned into commie, I cut off all ties with him. We
currentlyno longer communicate. But seriously though REMOVE BATASUNA OR I WILL MAKE A COAT OUT OF YUO!!!
- Celtic Nationballs - Because they have weird languages like yei and Basqueball, they also consider themselves 6balls in disguise:
- Brittanyball - He is angry with Franceball because he currently cannot into independence.
Hey, don't you look like Amerikeya on black and white television?Unfortunately he has commie in his clay because of that patori-murderer,
and if you turn commie on me, I WILL END YOU.
- Cornwallball - He is the
eviltwin brother of Brittanyball who does not actually build his walls out of cornlikes piracy and switching off lighthouses. He is also famous for his pasties and his tin mining but my mineral wealth eclipses yours XAXAXAXAXA!!!but like some ofhis Celtic brothers he cannot into independence, which is why he and UKball are at each others' throats. He also is gearing up to turn into commie like his twin brother because he also cannot into independence and is being influenced by IRA and Sovietball. If he turns commie on me then it no longer matters if he is my alien brother, I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE LIKE ALL COMMIES.
- Isle of Manball - The smallest of mei intergalactic brethren, like Cornwallball and his twin brother he cannot into independence and is also gearing up to turn into commie because he is being influenced by IRA. However, he is notable for having the oldest continuous parliament on Earth, as well as a feral wallaby population. But I am of serious; if you turn commie on me then
I WILL END YOU.
- Walesball - The one Celtic brother of mine who can into independence, ever since he broke free of UKball many years ago while Germanyball's alter-ego was bombing his clay. You may have a dragon on your flag
and my religion has four of them as chief gods XAXAXAXAXA!!!and the longest place name in Aevropia, but you still have commie in your clay, and I need to remove. Plox don't turn commie on me.
- Brittanyball - He is angry with Franceball because he currently cannot into independence.
- Palestineball - I will never support your senseless and futile jihadist cause or the god you claim to serve. I never have supported you and I never will for as long as I draw breath. I have bore witness to the atrocities of genocide for nearly 20 years when the File:Fascist Canada-icon.png False North occupied my clay and nearly holocausted my people. I know what it is like to bear host to genocide, and I stand with Judonia because we have that in common. You have crossed that line one too many times with Judonia. You have crossed that line with my allies in Aevropia and even with Amerikeya by starting Intifada in their clays and displacing their core populations with migrants who will also start Intifada in their clays. But for your sake, I would not cross this line with me. Because if you DARE start an Intifada on me, it will be the final mistake you will ever make, and not even your false god will save you from File:Crusader-icon.png the combined might of a thousand Western nations descending upon you.
GIVE ME ONE REASON, AND I WILL END YOU.
- Spainball - He is not your clay anymore. You don't get to say "No" to his independence this time. Is it not sobering for you to realize that the one sovereign state that recognizes him as an independent state also happens to be a global superpower? I am that superpower. And everyone knows how you treat your subjects when they stand up for themselves. You claim to have gotten over your dark past, yet still trappings of it are very much alive in your clay and your government. I will NEVER forgive you for what you have done to Catalonia, or for how you have treated him and all of his people in your clay. It was only through my incredible mercy that I allowed you to live after my intervention on his behalf, and if you have any honor left, you will swallow your pride, make peace with Catalonia, and bury your vengeance once and for all. But if you continue to antagonize him, and make any further attempt to integrate him into your clay whether directly or indirectly, then it will be the death of you and your pathetic monarchy.
- : ¡¡¡PUTA MÁS GRANDE!!! ¡¡¡CATALUÑA ES ESPAÑA!!! ¡¡¡ESPAÑA FUERTE!!! STOP SUPPORTING MI IDIOT HIJO, YUO ARE OF KILLINGS MY JOY!!! 2018 NEVER FORGET!!! YUO ARE TO BLAME FOR MY CLAY'S PROBLEMS, REMOVE IMPERTÚA!!!
- : How little you understand, Espania. Your hold has been broken. Your union is falling apart because your subjects hate you now, and they no longer want any part of you. You have no one to blame but yourself. Your abuses are known to all the world, and the other countryballs want nothing to do with you anymore. Even your erstwhile former friends in the Reichsweltgemeinschaftkügel have abandoned you. The world has judged you and found you wanting, Espania, and you will never again recapture the glory of your golden days. You can only stand by and reflect on your failures as your pitiful union dies. I shed no tears for you.
XOTONAI/XOTONTOROLIE!!! (BITCHES/SONS OF BITCHES!!!)
Dobrokhazarin Miraan ("Great Daemonic Emperor")- Since you do not seem to get the message, I will repeat it for you one last time: I will never serve you. There is nothing you can possibly say or do to convince me otherwise. I was right to refuse your invitation when you extended it to me, for the West now realizes your true colors. You are the avatar of hypocrisy on the most monumental scale. You support that jihad enabler and false state over Judonia, and constantly engage in unspeakable acts of perversion and violence in the clays of the poorest countryballs. You have corrupted the United Nations, transforming it into your demonic globalist cult to cause suffering and despair beyond all comprehension, using your foul high priest to do it in the name of establishing your totalitarian global dictatorship to remove national sovereignty and personal liberties from the face of the earth. Your File:Bernie Sanders-icon.png high priest's daemonic lieutenants tried to summon you from the Ninth Hell using the flesh and blood of innocent people as supplication, whilst leading your File:Antifa-icon.png army of daemon spawn on a path of destruction that caused Amerikeya to have his mental crisis, forcing me to intervene and cast you back into the Ninth Hell from whence you came to save him and the entire Western world from your foul machinations. Your lies do not deceive me, daemon. I cast you back into the Ninth Hell once, and I am more than happy to do it again. You have tried to corrupt Amerikeya and other Western countryballs with your false promises of prosperity and unity, but you will NEVER corrupt me. I have sworn a blood oath to fight you forever, and to prevent you from rising from the Nine Hells to threaten the free world ever again. If you rise again from the Nine Hells in my clay, it will be the end of you and your foul cult.
- File:Fascist Canada-icon.png HOCKEY HITLER - If you have risen from the Ninth Hell to torment me, know this: I will never forgive you. I will never forgive you for anything. Not for betraying UKball, the Allies, or your frator during the Second World War. I will never forgive you for turning your back on the free world and allowing yourself to be manipulated by the Axis. And above all, I will never forgive you for nearly enslaving, torturing, experimenting on and nearly eradicating my people from the face of the Earth. I was under your thumb for nearly a decade, and my suffering knew no end. But when Amerikeya freed me from your control, he gave me the strength to finally unleash 15 years of vengeance and hatred upon you, and wipe you from the face of the Earth as you once attempted to do to me. After the rest of the Axis learned what you had done, even they abandoned you, and enabled me to take your clay for myself as reparation for my suffering. The world has judged you, Nortai Sudonicaal. You will be remembered only as a fascist pawn, a brutal dictator and a betrayer of freedom and justice. This world is a better place without you in it, and may your spirit burn in the Nine Hells for all eternity.
FakeChinaball - AEVERESTIBALL IS MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE AND YUO WILL NEVER STEAL HIM FROM YEI XAXAXAXAXA!!!But seriously YUO ARE OF SPREADING NURGLE'S ROT AND SCREWING UP WORLD ECONOMY!!! YUO ARE OF ACCOMPLICE IN TRYING TO STOP GREAT AWAKENING!!! YUO ARE COMMIE PIECE OF SHIT, REMOVE DIM SUM!!! I NEVER TRADE WITH YUO BECAUSE YUOR GOODS ARE OF INFERIOR AND CANNOT INTO QUALITY CONTROL XAXAXAXAXA!!! YUOR PLAGUE HAVE NOTHING ON YEI BECAUSE I CLOSE ALL ENTRY TO YUOR NATIONALS AND YUO CANNOT INTO INVADINGS MEI CLAY XAXAXAXAXA!!! BUT SERIOUSLY THOUGH REMOVE WINNIE THE FLU AND LET HIM BE FREE OR I DAIAMALTEKAR YUO!!!
- SATAN - YUO KILLED MEI PATORI!!! 1917 NEVER FORGET!!! 1991 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE BECAUSE YUO CANNOT INTO WORKING SOCIALISM XAXAXAXAXA!!! YUO ALSO ATTEMPTED INTO ANSCHLUSS ME IN THE COLD WAR BUT YUO CANNOT INTO MEI CLAY BECAUSE I REMOVE YUOR NUKES XAXAXAXAXA!!! But seriously though IF YUO EVER SHOW YOUR FACE AGAIN I WILL START ANOTHER DAIAMALTEKAR ON YUO!!! REMOVE COMMIE REMOVE DEMSOC REMOVE SOCIALISM REMOVE LENIN REMOVE STALIN REMOVE GULAG REMOVE MARXISM REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!
- Aléscö vortaí (Алеско Вортаї) - Literally means "Alaska Strong" and is a börk of Aléscöball.
- Impertúa (Имперту́а) - Means "empire." Being the largest monarchy on the planet by land area, Aléscöball is this, plus it is also another one of her börks.
- Miraan (Мира̄н) - Means "great", "big", "more", etc.
- Yei (Ей) - Means "I" or "me".
- Mei (Мей) - Means "my" or "mine".
- Patori (Патори) - Means father. Aléscöball always calls Russian Empireball by this name.
- Maitora (Майтора) - Means mother.
- Buanda-Corba (Буанда-Корба) - Literally means "Raven Flag" and is the Aléscöi name for Aléscöball's national flag. Ever the extreme ultranationalist, she is proud of her flag and will turn into a raving psychopath if another countryball desecrates it in any way. The raven is her national bird and its use as a heraldic charge or device of any kind is strictly reserved for Aléscöball only. Any other countryball who tries to use the raven on their flag or heraldic devices
or tries to copy her flag in generalcan expect a very unpleasant
- Daiamaltekar (Даꙗмалтекар) - Literally means "God-Hammer" and is the name of Aléscöball's orbiting satellite which drops hypervelocity kinetic rods to strike any target on the globe with pinpoint accuracy. No defense exists against this weapon, not even anti-satellite weapons. Aléscöball used it to remove nukes from Sovietball's clay, removing any threat he could pose to the West and ending the Cold War. It is derived from a blueprint made by File:Fascist Canada-icon.png Canadian Union Stateball intended to incorporate components from other members of Reichsweltgemeinschaftkügel through technology-sharing all throughout the Cold War, and was originally intended by the Reichsweltgemeinschaftkügel to be the final evolution of the dread German V-3 Weltzerstörer ICBM, the most devastating ICBM of the Cold War. Aléscöball frequently threatens to use it against countryballs who piss her off, but she prefers to skin them alive rather than nuke them from orbit.
Unless you leave her with no other choice...
- Dobrokhazarin (Доброказарин) - Literally means "Daemon Emperor" and refers to
Merkelreichtangleis one of the most sinister and diabolical figures in the Polandball universe. He is represented on the mortal plane by
George Soros,who serves as the high priest of his daemonic cult and constantly tries to summon him using the forbidden
NWO Summoning Ritual,which requires a colossal sacrifice of human life and free will as well as the overthrow of many free countryballs' governments, particularly USAball. The
Freemasonballserve as his acolytes on the mortal plane, while File:Antifa-icon.png Antifaballs serve as his brainwashed army of anarcho-communist apostates.
The NWO Summoning Ritualis similar to the
Reichtangle Ritual,but is completed in three steps. For the ritual to work,
Soros, File:Bernie Sanders-icon.png his daemonic lieutenants,and several other high-ranking
Freemasonballsmust be present on the mortal plane or the ritual will fail. First you must draw a giant green triangle (representing you-know-who) with a green circle in the center near the top corner to represent his eye. Around this you must draw a giant red circle with a pentagram using blood; this will serve as the ritual circle. The next step is to place an idol of the
Reichtangleon the top corner, a
Merkelreichtangleidol on the left corner and the
Omskbirdidol on the right corner. Then you must surround the ritual circle with the flags of both former and current dictatorships (Nazi Germany, the Soviet Union, Fascist Italy, Venezuela, North Korea, etc.) and the portraits of former and living dictators. The third and final step is to sacrifice captives within the ritual circle, the number of which depends on
Trilluminati'swhims; regardless you will end up sacrificing ALOT of them, around 50 to 100 million at least. Once the last captive has been sacrificed, you must chant "Novus Ordo Seclorum" thirteen times in a row; on the thirteenth time you must light the ritual circle ablaze to open an interdimensional portal to enable
Trilluminatito rise from the ninth ring of Hell to try and consume the free world once more.