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Anschluss đ (or surprise anschluss, or anschluĂ polen) (Which translates to annexation or connection) is a running gag in the Polandball universe used to describe a countryball becoming a rectangle with small eyes (the "Anschluss eyes") before proceeding to invade and/or annex another countryball.
Historically, it refers to the Nazi annexation of Austria in 1938. The most common example of this is Germanyball becoming
Reichtangle. Anschluss can also be used to describe a countryball with dominance in a certain skill.
Countryballs usually say Anschluss in a typewriter font like Courier New
. The phrase is infrequently followed by zeit (meaning 'time').
Anschlussed countryballs don't die. Anschlussed countryballs are wrapped somewhere inside the body of the countryball that anschlussed them. From time to time these countryballs revolt from inside the body in an attempt to gain freedom or they are rescued by another countryball that infiltrated in the body of whoever captured them. When that happens, the countrytangle begins to regress back to its normal form. This process is known as Balkanization.
There are anschluss forms for other countries, though not all of them are necessarily rectangles; some, like Tringapore, become pyramids or cones while others like
Kazakhbrick and
NepalRawr become sawruses and squares respectively. And
Israelcube, because of Jewish physics, becomes a four-dimensional tesseract, the only such countryball (or cube, rather) which breaks the rule against countryballs being higher than two-dimensional. Anschluss form is one of the few exceptions to the rule against countryballs not being any other shapes than a ball. Some countryballs have more than one anschluss form, notably
Chileball, who can turn into a
worm.
Countryballs' anschluss modes
For others see here
1ball -Anschlusses
its main colonial overlords.
- 8ball - Becomes File:African Union-icon (tangle).png
African Uniontangle
, alternatively a basketball or the Black Pantherball and anschlusses by sending many African immigrants to EUball for a sweet revenge or toUSAball for #BlackLivesMatter activities.
African Unionball - Unites all
8balls in his clay to become File:African Union-icon (tangle).png
African Uniontangle
. He will remove civil war and poverty from his clay and become a superpower to rivalthe other four superpowers. If he feels particularly vengeful for slavery, he may instead decide to anschluss them as payback.
Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with
Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
in order to defend himself ruining African chance of domination so WATCH OUT AFRICA! You don't want Hussars in Africa.Aléscöball - Unites all
Alaska Natives in her clay to become the File:Alaskan Empire-icon (sphere).png
Aléscösphere.
She will then proceed to removekebab, socialism,
commie, File:SJW-icon.png SJWballs,
feministballs and political correctness from her clay,
Nordic Unionball's
clay and the clay of all other European countryballs. Afterward,Antarcticaball and all associated territorial claims in his clay will be anschlussed as well, enabling Aléscösphere to dominate both poles of the Earth. In response to this,
Trilluminati,
will rise from the Ninth Hell and attempt to consume the West, forcing Aléscöball to invadehis high priest and
File:Bernie Sanders-icon.png his demonic lieutenants and his File:Antifa-icon.png demonic acolytes
USAball's clay to cast them all back into the Nine Hells and save him from total destruction.
Albaniaball - Blanda upp with
Kosovoball, File:Nova Cambria-icon.png Nova Cambriaball and File:Donlaida-icon.png Donlaidaball to become
Albanian Empiretangle
.- Arab Leagueball - Unites all Islamic countries to become
Caliphatetangle
. If he removesjihad from his clay, he will become a superpower unto himself built on oil
and slaveryunless he reaches peak oil. If he doesn't remove jihad, he will become
and declare a holy war on all Christian countryballs with the ultimate goal of destroyingISIStangle
EUball,
USAball and other Western countries.
Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with
Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
in order to defend himself. If he tries this withRussiaball it will result in him becoming
Russian Empiretangle
to purge all kebab from his clay. This may also causeMongoliaball to become
,Mongolian Empiretangle
Kazakhbrick to become
andKazakh Khanatesquare
Croatiaball to revert into Ustase (however she will doublecross them later on), in which case they will team up to re-ravage all Middle Eastern territories to remove jihad. So he had better play his cards carefully, or he will end up being completely removed from the face of the earth!
- Argentinaball - Becomes File:Argentinetangle-icon.png
Second Argentine Confederationtangle
. RemovesParaguayball,
Uruguayball,
Falklandsball,
Boliviaball and possibly
Chileball by anschlussing. If Boliviaball and Paraguayball are anschlussed, then they (kinda) can into sea again. She will also potentially anschluss and holocaust
Israelcube because Argie hates Jews.
- Armeniaball - Grows up and begins to reunite with
Artsakhball, Javakhetiball and attack Azerbaijanball, some part of
Iranball,
Iraqball,
Israelcube,
Palestineball,
Lebanonball,
Syriaball, some part of Turkeyball.
- Alternatively, he will go File:Armenia-icon (SSJ).png Super Saiyan and destroy his enemies with Kamehameha.
- Austriaball - Becomes another kingdom and ally with
Hungaryball and begins invading
Italyball,
Czechiaball,
Slovakiaball,
Transylvania region of
Romaniaball,
Sloveniaball,
Croatiaball,
Bosnia and Herzegovinaball and north
Serbiaball to become File:AustriaHungarytangle-icon.png
Austria-Hungarytangle
. Would 100% ally with Germany (and awake Reichtangle) or even join him to combat Poland.Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with
Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
in order to defend himself. - Australiaball - Becomes
Australiatangle
and anschlusses all of the Pacific islandsand.New Zealandball
Autotopiaball - Blanda upp with the remaining File:Boat Harbor-icon.pngFile:Flightopolis-icon.pngFile:Train Island-icon.png Vehicle Squad members to form
Vehicular Empiretangle
. Anschlusses File:Janorotia-icon.png Janorotiaball.Awzbsekiball - Becomes a Dark Seal and anschlusses File:Jmtbew-icon.png Jmtbewball.
- Basqueball - With the aid of her
6ball siblings, Basqueball undergoes a radical internal reconstruction to become
EuskaraUFO
. She will then proceed to unite all Basque territories, removing paella, kebab and baguette from his clay and the respective clays of her new Basque states.Spainball, in response, will go completely batshit, attempting to holocaust all Basqueballs in her clay. In response, she will unite with File:Catalan Republic-icon.png Cataloniaball, causing him to become File:Catalan Republic-icon (tangle).png
Catalan Republictangle
, after which both will take out their revenge on Spainball andsurrender monkeyFranceball. When all scores have been settled and favors repaid, EuskaraUFO will bid Catalan Republictangle adieu, finally ascending into space to reunite with her intergalactic siblings. - File:Bedrockiumball-icon.png Bedrockiumball - Ansclusses Chinaball, Redrockball, Bedrockball, Blue Stoneball, Westopolisball, and Uhackball to form
Bedrockiutangle
and will ally with Siberiaball and USA to take on Russiaball, Iranball, Palestineball which doesn't exist, Venezuelaball, Belarusball and Talibanball - Bosniaball - Unites with
Croatiaball to form
Bosnia-Croatiatangle
. Goes to war withSerbiaball for removing kebab. Croatia eventually becomes Ustase again and takes Bosnia with it.
- Brazilball - Reverts into his imperial self and hues his way to victory. Anschlusses all of South America and probably
Panamaball and
Costa Ricaball.
Then takes everyone else to Brazil against their will.However he cannot provokeGuianaball as he will revert into Triheptist leading to the rise of the Purple Jaguars. Beware!
- Bulgariaball - In order to become a powerful state, Bulgaria becomes a Pro Russian state and begins a series of mobilization.
Serbiaball,
Greeceball and Turkeyball will be on alert.
- Cambodiaball - Becomes
Khmertangle
and rides elephant to victory. - Canadaball - Becomes File:Canada-icon (tangle).png
Canadatangle
and begins to unleash his Canadian Powers by spreading maple syrup, hockey and poutine. He begins his multicultural annexation by forcibly uniting Alaskaball, Greenlandball, Icelandball. If the Conservatives win the federal election he will also remove Trudeau for being a useless doll. However if he fails to convince Alaskaball, USAball will cause Alaskaball to unite all3balls and
Inuitballs in his clay causing him to turn into
Tsardom of Alaskasphere
in order to defend himself. In any case, Canadaball will 100% NOT apologize for any destruction caused during this process., - Cataloniaball - Finally breaks free of
Spainball's control, uniting all Catalan countries and
Andorraball to remove paella from his clay and become File:Catalan Republic-icon (tangle).png
Catalan Republictangle
. In response to this Spainball will go completely berserk and attempt to holocaust all Cataloniaballs in her clay. Catalan Republictangle will join forces withBasqueball in retaliation, causing Basqueball to become
EuskaraUFO
in the process, and together they will take out their revenge onSpainball and
Franceball, which may result in them anschlussing some of their territories.
- Chileball - Becomes
Chileworm
and takes all the world's coasts and anschlussesPeruball,
Boliviaball or also
Argentinaball. If he anschlusses Boliviaball, then he will (kinda) get his coast back which means he can into sea again.
- Chinaball - Becomes the
People's Empire of Great Chinatangle
and anschlussesTaiwanball,
Mongoliaball,
Jammu and Kashmirball, Aksai Chinball, File:Arunachal Pradesh-icon.png Arunachal Pradeshball,
Vietnamball,
Thailandball,
Myanmarball,
Laosball,
Cambodiaball,
Malaysiaball,
Tringapore,
Indonesiaball,
Philippinesball,
Bruneiball,
East Timorball,
Palauball,
Guamball,
Northern Mariana Islandsball,
North Koreaball,
South Koreaball and
Japanball. He may also anschluss
Papua New Guineaball,
Solomon Islandsball,
Australiaball,
New Zealandball,
Californiaball,
Oregonball,
Washingtonball,
British Columbiaball,
Yukon Territoryball,
Hawaiiball and File:Alaska-icon.png Alaskaball in the process, which may cause
USAball to become
Muricatangle
and to remove commie from his clay and retake his territories, or if the west coast of his clay can into independence, they will becomeCaliforniatangle
andCascadiatangle
respectively. Failure to anschluss Hawaiiball will result in her uniting all7balls and becoming
Kingdom of Hawaiitangle
to fight back against China; also if he fails to anschluss Alaskaball it will result in him becomingTsardom of Alaskasphere
in order to defend himself, which will also result in all commies being removed from his clay and all occupied territories of USAball being liberated. In any case it will start a WW3. Who will win? China will also get Russian support. - Colombiaball - Becomes
Gran Colombiatangle
and anchlussesPanamaball,
Venezuelaball and
Ecuadorball. May also anschluss
Guyanaball in the process.
- Croatiaball - Becomes Ustase again and unites with Bosniaball to become a valuable NATO state.
- CSAball - Finally breaks free of
USAball's control and unites its former clay to become
Dixiesphere
. Takes out his revenge onUSAball by starting a second Civil War during which he will anschluss all
Caribbean countryballs,
Colombiaball,
HUEBrazilball,Guyanaball,
Surinameball,
French Guianaball and
Venezuelaball, removing
hue,
communism,
kebab,
homosex and
kosher in the process. After victory he will invade Africa and enslave all
8balls, including those in his clay and the respective clays of the countries he anschlussed. If he fails to anschluss Africa fast enough then all African countryballs will unite with
African Unionball, causing him to become
File:African Union-icon (tangle).png African Uniontangle
to defend himself. Cubaball (Britain Takes Havana) - Becomes a roller coaster. Lures most, if not all non-Troublemakers in the videos of some GoAnimators to ride him, then sends them on a one-way ride to
Oceaniaball, where their people will give the non-Troublemakers a heroes' welcome. After that he goes back to the real world and continues making his review on The Loud House.
- Cyprusball - Becomes
United Cyprustangle
Anschlusses all of Cypriot island, includingNorthern Cyprusball, removing kebab in the process before joining
Greeceball.
- File:Donlaida-icon.png Donlaidaball - Blanda upp with Albania and Nova Cambria to become the Great Albanian Empiretangle.
Ecuadorball - Anschlusses Peru.
- El Salvadorball - Becomes the
Salvatangle
anschlussing the Conejo Island first, thenHondurasball to become a big country, and maybe
other Central American Brothers to form a
Greater Central Americaball.
- File:Emas Empire-icon.png Emaspotato - Becomes
Prussian Emastangle
and gives his enemies a Mario Error jumpscaring the pants off them. Once they die, he anschlusses their dead bodies. - Estoniaball - Becomes the
Nordic Estoniatangle
and uses black magic to becomes a Nordic. JoinsFinlandball and tries to take
Latviaball and
Lithuaniaball with her. If she is unsuccessful in anschlussing Lithuania, however, she will join with
Polandball and become the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthtangle
in order to defend herself. - Ethiopiaball - Restores the glorious House of Solomon to become the
. AnschlussesEthiopian Empiretangle
all East African countries bordering his clay, removing
kebab,
commies and
homosex and spreading
Rastafarianism,
Christianity and
Judaism in the process. Will later team up with
Israelcube to remove
jihad from his clay and take out his revenge on
Italyball for gassing his clay in World War II. Depending on which religion takes over however, you may end up summoning the
Tesseractal Ethiopian Empiretangle
if you useEthiopiaball's cube form to create the Ethiopian Empiretangle, or you may get
File:Beta Israel-icon (tangle).png Tesseractal Beta Israeltangle
if you useBeta Israelcube.
Equinoxiaball - Becomes a Death Angel and uses black magic to becomes stronk and blanda upp with
Haitiball and
Antilliaball. Anschlusses
the two great dictatorships and consumes the souls of both dictators and their cronies. Afterwards will use his magic to enter
Republic of Vyondball and do the same.
- EUball - Becomes the
Merkelreichtangle
. Anschlusses all European countries enclaved within the EU, starting with those thatfail to pay their debts.
Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with
Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
in order to defend himself. - Fascist Republic of Stevenball - anschlusses United Creepy Republic of Andrew DAball and blue, fire-like arms will grab any enemy and burn them.
Finlandball - Invites
Estoniaball and
Kareliaball into the Taisavalta. If Estonia is anschlussed by Finland she will automatically into Nordic as she will become part of Finland, and may drag
Latviaball and
Lithuaniaball into Nordic with her. However, if she is unsuccessful in anschlussing Lithuania then he will join with
Polandball and become the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
in order to defend himself.- Floridaball - Becomes Walt Disneytangle. Anschlusses everyone in Earthball by controlling everyone with his Disney parks.
- File:FoxFallsball-icon.png Fox Fallsball - Anschlusses nearby islands and becomes File:FoxFalls-icon tangle.png
Foxtangle
- Franceball - Becomes the
Third Napoleonic French Empiretangle
. AnschlussesBelgiumball,
Netherlandsball,
Luxembourgball,
Switzerlandball, western
Germanyball,
Andorraball,
Cataloniaball and northern
Italyball. Turns
Croatiaball, eastern
Germanyball into satellite states. Also will anschluss former colonies such as Algeriaball, former territories of
French West Africaball,
French Equatorial Africaball,
Vietnamball,
Laosball,
Cambodiaball, and
Quebecball. Even if she is somehow beaten back she will NEVER surrender this time, fighting on until the very last man.
Polandball or Lithuania however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with her will result in her joining up with
Lithuaniaball/Polandball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthtangle
in order to defend herself. Germanyball - Becomes
Reichtangle
(Fourth Reich) anschlussingAustriaball,
Alsaceball,
Denmarkball,
Luxembourgball,
Netherlandsball,
Belgiumball,
Polandball,
Czechiaball,
Liechtensteinball,
Kaliningradball and possibly
Sloveniaball,
Switzerlandball and
South Tyrolball. May anschluss
Namibiaball during the process, and turn
Slovakiaball into a vassal state. The Mittelafrika plan will also be re-enacted, thus allowing the Reich to anschluss
central Africanballs such as
DR Congoball and
Cameroonball. The remainder of
Franceball,
Norwayball,
Hungaryball,
Croatiaball,
Bosniaball,
Serbiaball,
Romaniaball,
Moldovaball,
Belarusball,,
Latviaball and
Ukraineball become puppet states. Poland or Lithuania will not be anschlussed however because a provokation with EITHER will cause him to become the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
in order to defend himself, in which case an epic battle occurs. Germany or Poland?- Georgiaball - Becomes a đ
peach
. Anchlusses every state in USAball while they are distracted by his peach-flavored food. - Greeceball- Becomes File:Byzantine-icon (tangle).png
Byzantinetangle
and anschlussesMacedoniaball,
Turkeyball,
Cyprusball, File:Akrotiri and Dhekelia-icon.png Akrotiri and Dhekeliaball,
Northern Cyprusball and
Albaniaball and allies with
Serbiaball. However, depending on which ancient Greek city-state you use, you may instead get
Spartan Empiretangle
if you useSpartaball to summon the Byzantinetangle.
Guianaball - Reverts into Triheptist and revives the Purple Jaguars. Later unites with
Irelandball to become BobbyBloxer. Then he anschlusses the Amazon region of
Brazil as well as all of
Venezuelaball.
Hawaiiball - Breaks free from
USAball and becomes
Kingdom of Hawaiitangle
. Anschlusses all7balls in the Pacific and takes out her revenge on the USA for 1897, building a mighty navy and attacking the west coast of
USAball's clay which may result in anschlussing
Californiaball,
Oregonball and
Washingtonball. Will also take out her revenge on
Japanball for Pearl Harbor and also remove
North Koreaball for threatening her with nukes. Afterward she will spread aloha and surfing across the Pacific Rim. Will also take out her revenge on
Canadaball for making Hawaiian pizza.
Hong Kongball - Breaks free from
Chinaball and uses a magical fursuit to become
Democratic Hong Kongsphere
. Calls on the otherChinese Seperatists to secede from her. This will cause her to Balkanize. Taiwanball will anschluss what is left of her sister's clay.
- Hungaryball - Becomes a kingdom again under the name File:Hungarytangle-icon.png
Magyartangle
. AttacksSlovakiaball for revenge. She retakes the vampire
Transylvaniaball, allies with
Croatiaball who will revert into Ustase,
Bosniaball, and even
Polandball so they don't call on NATO. Might even unite with
Austriaball to form File:AustriaHungarytangle-icon.png
Austria-Hungarytangle
.Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any threats or provocation against her will result in her joining up with
Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
in order to defend herself. Icelandball - Anschlusses
Faroe Islandsball and becomes
The Second Icelandic Empiretangle
. Subjects everyone to "It's Iceland Time" by yeeting them into her clay.- Indiaball - Anschlusses
Pakistanball and
Bangladeshball and becomes
Hindustangle
. May also anschlussSri Lankaball,
NepalRawr,
Bhutanball,
Maldivesball and in the most extreme case,
Myanmarball and
Afghanistanball to become. India may also anschluss
Swedenball as [1] T-Brick to finally beat Pewdiepie
Indonesiaball - Becomes Great Gajah Mada Republic of Indonesiatangle. Invades and annexes,
East Timorball,
Papua New Guineaball and rivals with Malaysia over Brunei and Singapore. If he wins, might anschluss the aforementioned countries.
Insulindiaball - Blanda upp with
Michigancube and File:New York City-icon.png NYCball to form
Loudtangle
. AnschlussesThailandball,
Papuaball and
Philippinesball, and might attempt to steal
Hong Kong and
Macau from
Chinaball. He will also march across the Pacific to
USAball and unleash his wrath upon
the Vyond community.
Inuitball - Suddenly unites all Inuit tribes into a single unified nation known as
Arctic Empiretangle
. Anschlusses all Arctic countries andAntarcticaball before declaring war on the colonizers who occupied him. In this case he will remove Trudeau from
Canadaball and suicide from
Greenlandball, before removing
kebab,
commie, File:SJW-icon.png SJWballs and political correctness from all Nordicballs. However, if Inuitball goes this route and anschlusses File:Alaska-icon.png Alaskaball he may instead become
Tsardom of Alaskasphere
as he may assimilate the firepower and technological prowess ofUSAball. Either way, Inuitball will end up anschlussing and holocausting the entire
seal population of his new clay.
- File:Indoreswik Empire-icon.png Indoreswik Empireball - Anschlusses Entire Southeast Asia, Oceania, Southern Asia, and Eastern Asia. so he will be File:Indoreswik Empiretangle-icon.png Indoreswik Empiretangle. If he found
Facsit,
Nazis,
Commies. so he will turn into File:Indoreswik Empiretangle-icon.png
- Iranball - Anschlusses all stans (
Afghanistanball,
Tajikistanball,
Turkmenistanball,
Uzbekistanball,
Kyrgyzstanball,
Pakistanball,
Kazakhbrick),
Azerbaijanball and
Armeniaball to become
Achaemenid Empiretangle
Islamic Republic of Iranball - See below for Iranian anshlusses
- Type 1 -
Iranball splits into two as
Tavassolycube as the north and
Mansourcube as the south.
Tavassolycube anshlusses
Mansourcube and the rest of the
world and turns into File:Chaitangle-icon.png Chaitangle.
- Type 2 - becomes
Chaitangle, anshlusses the world except his family and uses Chai powers to anshuluss space and the universe!!!
- Type 3 - Anschlusses all stans (
Afghanistanball,
Tajikistanball,
Turkmenistanball,
Uzbekistanball,
Kyrgyzstanball,
Pakistanball,
Kazakhbrick),
Azerbaijanball and
Armeniaball to become
Achaemenid Empiretangle
- Iraqball - Becomes
Neo-Babyloniatangle
or File:Assyria-icon.pngNeo-Assyriatangle
. AnschlussesSyriaball, Lebanonball,
Israelcube,
Palestineball,
Jordanball, Northwest
Saudi Arabiaball,
Kuwaitball and Western
Iranball
- Irelandball - Becomes
Irish Empiretangle
orIrish Free Statetangle
. AnschlussesNorthern Irelandball so he can finally into 26+6=1, and possibly
Scotlandball,
Isle of Manball,
Cornwallball,
Brittanyball and
Walesball, to form the
Celtic Empiretangle
. - Israelcube - Anschlusses
Palestineball and Sinai Peninsula. Becomes the
Tesseractal Israeltangle
during process.May also anschluss Lebanonball, Syriaball, Jordanball and some of Iraqball, Turkeyball and Egyptball to become Greater Israel that stretches from the Nile to the Euphrates. If he teams up withEthiopiaball, he will end up causing Ethiopia to become the
Ethiopian Empiretangle
which will result in him anschlussing all West African countryballs bordering his clay. - ISISball- Becomes
and blows up everyone, especially USAball, Russiaball, Israelcube, all EUball members, NATOball members and Saudi Arabiaball. Polandball or Lithuania however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuaniaball/Polandball and becoming theISIStangle
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
in order to defend himself removing the threat of ISIS.Croatiaball cannot be provoked either as she will turn into File:Ustase-icon.png Nazi Croatiaball leading to the return of the Ustashas. So ISIS will 100% avoid Poland, Lithuania and Croatia. But everyone else MUHAHAHA ALLAHU AKBAR KABOOM!
- Italyball- Becomes
Rometangle
and anschlussesPortugalball,
Spainball,
Andorraball,
Franceball,
Sloveniaball,
Switzerlandball,
Bosniaball,
Albaniaball,
Kosovoball,
Montenegroball,
Serbiaball,
Greeceball,
Bulgariaball,
Romaniaball and
Moldovaball. May also anschluss
Libyaball,
Ethiopiaball,
Eritreaball ,
Somaliaball ,
Egyptball, and
Tunisiaball and to the most extreme case, would anschluss
Asia Minor. Polandball or Lithuania however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with âLithuaniaball/Polandball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
in order to defend himself making Italy shocked.Croatiaball cannot be provoked either as she will turn into File:Ustase-icon.png Nazi Croatiaball leading to the return of the Ustashas.
Jakartaball - Becomes Sans. Gives all Indonesian provinces a bad time. Megalovania will play and all of Indonesian provinces will be subject to a boss battle where he is the only winner.
- File:The Jalang-icon.png The Jalangs - Morph into their hero suits and blanda upp to form Jalangazord. Anschlusses all of their enemies.
- File:Janorotia-icon.png Janorotiaball - Becomes
Janorotangle
. Anschlusses theFile:Train Island-icon.png File:Flightopolis-icon.png File:Boat Harbor-icon.png vehicle quartet.
- Japanball - Becomes the
Second Japanese Empiretangle
. AnschlussesSouth Koreaball,
North Koreaball,
Taiwanball, Manchurian and coastal territories of
Chinaball, the Sakhalin Oblast (definitely) and Outer Manchuria of
Russiaball,
Philippinesball,
Vietnamball,
Laosball,
Cambodiaball,
Thailandball,
Myanmarball,
Malaysiaball,
Bruneiball,
Tringapore,
Indonesiaball,
East Timorball,
Papua New Guineaball,
Palauball,
Solomon Islandsball,
Pearl Harbour and
Darwinball.
- File:Jmtbew-icon.png Jmtbewball - Becomes a Dark Condor. Anschlusses
Awzbsekiball.
- Kazakhbrick - Becomes the
Kazakh Khanatesquare
. Allies with Russia. AnschlussesPakistanball and all other
stans and may anschluss
Azerbaijanball and
Uyghurball in the process. Would totally ally with
Mongoliaball to do this, which will cause him to become
Mongolian Empiretangle
. After which they will both gang up on and anschluss the rest ofChinaball, removing
commie in the process.
- Kentuckyball - Becomes đ KFC. He makes USAball obese, then destroys the Democrats inside him.
- File:LJ-icon.png Lajaggaball - Becomes into
Himalayan Empireball
and AnschlussesNepalrawr,
Tibetball,
Xinjiangball and File:Jammu-icon.png Jammu and Kashmirball.
- File:Lanesonida-icon.png Lanesonidaball - Becomes
Spanish Barbadostangle
and anschlusses File:Islina-icon.png Islinaball and maybe File:Donlaida-icon.png Donlaidaball, but if he fails to anschluss her fast enough, Donlaida might team up with Albania's ex-colonies to formAlbanian Empiretangle
in order to defend herself. Latviaball - Becomes Flower Girl and uses Floral Magic to become a flower-powered mage. Anschlusses
Russiaball while he is turned into a rose bush.
Lithuaniaball - Unites with one and only great country Polandball and becomes the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
.Matalaniaball - See below for Matalanian anschlusses
- Type 1 - Matalaniaball will have another war which the
Matalinaya Ptyna Mojadeenball will win and restablish the
Islamic Emirate of Matalaniaball and anschlusses
Chechnyaball and the rest of southern
Russiaball along with the rest of the
Kebabs,
USAball and the whole
Universe!!!
- Type 2 - Becomes
Matalaniatangle and spreads
Communism across the universe and anschlusses
Capitalists then re-unites the
Soviet Unionball which will then later be anschlussed by
Matalaniatangle therefore turning the world into its communist puppets then in 100 years anschlusses the world and builds rockets to anschluss the universe then becomes
Godsphere and makes himself dictator of the whole universe.
- Macedoniaball - Become
Macedontangle
. Anschlusses part ofBulgariaball,
Greeceball,
Turkeyball,
Egyptball,
Iranball,
Iraqball,
Syriaball,
Kuwaitball,
Afghanistanball,
Pakistanball and a part of
Indiaball. And, he becomes a superpower. Allies with Serbia and Russia.
- File:Malaysia-icon (spy).png Malaysiaball - Disguises as
Sloveniaball. Anschlusses the real one and assumes her identity and voice.
Malichkaball is to be easily tricked into anschlussing
Fake Koreaball, takes away all his nukes and gives them to
USAball. North Korea will partitioned into Chosonija and Zahodni Otoki.
Malichkaball - Becomes File:Malichka-icon (tangle).png
Furrytangle
. Annexes NortheastChinaball as well as
North Koreaball.
Mauritslandball - Becomes Grand Mauritslandtangle. Incites revolutions in all authoritarian countries, turning them into pro-American democratic states.
- Mexicoball - Becomes
Mexican Empiretangle
orAztec Empiretangle
. AnschlussesCaliforniaball,
New Mexicoball,
Texasball, File:Arizona-icon.png Arizonaball,
Nevadaball and all Central America (You can keep
Utahball, Gringo, but they are mine!).
- Mongoliaball - Becomes
Mongolian Empiretangle
and unleashes terror across the world. Directly anschlussesChinaball,
South Koreaball,
North Koreaball,
Myanmarball, eastern
Kazakhbrick and
Russiaball east of File:Altai-icon.png Altaiball, inclusive of it. Turns
Iranball,
Afghanistanball,
Tajikistanball,
Turkmenistanball,
Uzbekistanball,
Kyrgyzstanball, western
Pakistanball,
Kazakhbrick,
Azerbaijanball,
Armeniaball,
Iraqball,
Turkeyball,
Georgiaball, the remainder of
Russiaball,
Ukraineball and
Moldovaball into puppets. File:Alaska-icon.png Alaskaball however will not be anschlussed or puppeted because a direct fight with him will cause him to turn into
Tsardom of Alaskasphere
to defend himself. In any case, we can safely assume that he will removeKim family from the Korean Peninsula along with any threat of North Koreaball ever can into nuking him, his Western allies or the rest of Asia. âhereâ Polandball or Lithuania however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with âhereâ Lithuaniaball/Polandball and becoming the âhereâ
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthtangle
in order to defend himself which is 100% stronger than Mongols. - Moroccoball - Becomes
Moroccotangle Anschlusses
Western Saharaball, Ceutaball, Melillaball and Andalusiaball.
NATOball - Anschlusses all European countries, all North American countries, and all major non-NATO allies. And kills [2] Putin.
Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with
Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
in order to defend himself.- Netherlandsball - Anschlusses
Belgiumball,
Indonesiaball,
Malaccaball from
Malaysiaball,
New Yorkball from
USAball, all
7balls,
Surinameball,
South Africaball and
Luxembourgball becoming the
Dutch Empiretangle
. - File:West Gotaland-icon.png New Alvsborgball - Stretches on black face and gloves to become
racistKimani Olatunji-Woodsball. Anschlusses both Nusa Tenggaraballs fromIndonesiaball by distracting them with his basketball skills. Might also anschluss
East Timorball. After that, he moves his capital to Kupang.
- File:New Iparralde-icon.png New Iparraldeball - Transforms into Ninja Marioball. Teams up with his
father (who turns into File:Basque-icon (UFO).png EuskaraUFO) and unleashes revenge on
Spainball.
New Petseriball - Puts on his costume, his basketball gear and durag, and then picks up his boombox and basketball to become the basketball-playing superhero File:New Petseri-icon (masked).png Black Wonderball. He is African-American and an athlete because of his black transracial population, Mutumine, and the popularity of Basketball in his clay. He anschlusses
Ugandaball for mistaking him as LGBT,
Russiaball for raping his mother,
Chinaball for mistreating her children, and
UKball because of DanTDM.
- File:New Selva-icon.png New Selvaball - Becomes
Imperio Selvanotangle
. AnschlussesVenezuelaball and lynches
Nicholas Maduro. But he will have to avoid incurring the wrath of File:Spain-icon (tangle).png his mom.
- New Zealandball - becomes
New Zeatangle
by regaining its sunken clay (including Norfolk Islandball) - Nordicballs - Blanda upp in File:Nordic-icon (tangle).png
Scandinaviatangle
. After that, nothing happens. - North Koreaball - Turns into
True Koreatangle
and attempts to anschlussSouth Koreaball to form a
reunified juche Korea
- Northern Cyprusball - Becomes True Cyprustangle. Anschlusses all of Cypriot island, removing all gyro in the process.
- File:New Israel-icon.png New Israelcube - Turns into File:New Israeltangle-icon.png when antisemites and nazis supporter detected. File:New Israeltangle-icon.png will remove
Nazis, Jewish ultranat, Racism,
White Supremacist,
ISIS,
Jihadism, and
Al qaeda from his premises. File:New Israel-icon.png will became File:New Israeltangle-icon.png New United Republic of Israel and Northern Arabiatangle (Shortern: NURINAtangle) if he anschlusses
,
,
,
,
, and
.
OhioRawr - Becomes
Ohiosawrus
and anschlusses every US state, turning theUS apocalyptic.
Pakistanball - becomes
Hyderabadtangle
, gets Kashmir and anschlusses Indiaball and practically the rest of Southeast As-Holy! Did he really just singlehandely take all of Southeast Asia?! Anyways, he makes Mrs. T the Anschlusser to removeall kinds of gamesNick and Tani at all cost.But soon, there will be Venomish kebab bodyguards, Daciaman, Life of Boris, Niko Bellic, Other Brother, Sibling of Z & K and REICH will be added to the game Scary Teacher 3D.Palestineball - becomes independent and anschlusses Israelcube
andto becomeJordanball
Palestinetangle
.- File:Palruto-icon.png Palrutoball - Becomes Bearry the Tangle and anschlusses
Awzbsekiball.
Patagoniaball - Becomes a furry-ruled state under the name
Greater Patagoniasphere
. AnschlussesChileball,
Rio de la Plataball and
Antarcticaball. May also merge with
Walesball and
New Zealandball. Nukes
all existing dictatorships and makes them democratic with
USAball's help. Finally it will banish the dictators to
Oceaniaball's clay where they belong. After this Patagoniaball will get back to playing Minecraft.
- Peruball becomes
Inca Empiretangle
and anschlusses all ofEcuadorball,
Colombiaball,
Chileball,
Boliviaball,
Paraguayball,
Argentinaball,
Uruguayball, Islands EmpireballFile:Chilean Antarctica-icon.png
Some antarctic territories, File:Acre-icon.png Acreball,
Venezuelaball,
Falklandsball and
South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islandsball.
- File:Peppaland-icon.png Peppalandball - Becomes Peppalandblock and anschlussesFile:Wolfooland-icon.pnghis main enemy wolfooland,
Latviaball
- Polandball - Unites with one and only great country
Lithuaniaball and becomes the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
. Begins to sing Hej Sokoly to victory. Ukraine will 100% love and marry Poland in the process. Poland STRONG! DEATH TO USSR! - Portugalball - Anschlusses all its ex-colonies to form the
Portuguese Empiretangle
. Philippinesball- Anschlusses all of ASEANball members,
Palauball,
Taiwanball and turns into
KKKtangle
. He can also intoFourth Philippine Republictangle
and Anschluss Drug Dealers, Drug users,File:CPP-icon.png communists and rebels,
criminals, polluters, illegal loggers, smoke belchers and undeveloped communityballs in order to establish developed yet modernized cities with fully disciplined community residents in his clay
- File:Alt-Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball(Peppaverse):Becomes File:Merlelreich Phil-icon.pngAnschluss Philippinesball, Joins Indonesia to make Islands Empire of Asia and anschulusses Asia bu most importantly,
THE ONE WHO INVADES MY SEAS, CLAYS AND JULIAN FELIPE REEF..
- Romaniaball - Becomes 1918 Romania again and anschlusses Moldovaball. And even becomes
Dacian Empiresphere
and anschlussesBulgariaball,
Ukraineball,
Moldovaball,
Czechiaball,
Slovakiaball,
Southern Germanyball,and small parts in
Greeceball,
Turkeyball,
Kosovoball,
Montenegroball,
Bosniaball,
Belarusball,
Macedoniaball and tiny parts in
Italyball.
Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with
Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
in order to defend himself. Romania will ally with Serbia - Russiaball - Becomes
Russian Empiretangle
Anschlusses LithuaniaballPort Elizabethball,
Port Rossball,
North Koreaball and
South Koreaball
Ukraineball,
Belarusball,
Kazakhbrick,
Finlandball,
Estoniaball,
Latviaball,
Mongoliaball, File:Alaska-icon.png Alyaskaball,
Armeniaball,
Azerbaijanball,
Moldovaball,
Romaniaball,
Bulgariaball,
Uzbekistanball,
Kyrgyzstanball,
Polandball,
Turkmenistanball,
Georgiaball,
Tajikistanball and
Afghanistanball.
Croatiaball cannot be provoked as she will turn into File:Ustase-icon.png Nazi Croatiaball leading to the return of the Ustashas.
- Alternatively he might become File:Russia-icon (Superman).png Supermanball and destroy any evidence of Communism. He will turn all remaining Communist countries into centre-right capitalist benevolent "dictatorships".
Sealandball - Uses black magic in order to get monies and relevance and becomes
Relevant Sealandtangle
. AnchlussesUKball,
Irelandball and
Germanyball. May also anschluss
Netherlandsball. This might spread if it starts a chain reaction with secretized revolutions to return File:Ceuta-icon.png Ceutaball to
Moroccoball so it can strike a deal with
Spainball in exchange for
Gibraltarball, posing as a British diplomat. It manages to scandalize the agreement, and says it's actually part of
the UK to start a distraction conflict. That's when the
First Sealandic War
begins, and it somehow sneaks itself into power through sleeper cellScottish independence influence to install a new government for eventually all of Britain through highly-classified alliances all as part of Act I of takeover. ...or you know, just black magic. That works too.
- Senegalball - Becomes Senegaltangle. Anschlusses Gambiaball.
- Serbiaball - Becomes
Serbian Empiretangle or
Yugoslaviatangle. Anschlusses Bosnia and Herzegovinaball, Croatiaball,
Kosovoball, Macedoniaball, Sloveniaball, Bulgariaball,
Montenegroball, and Albaniaball. Removes
kebab in the process.
- File:Skeldia-icon.png Skeldiablock - Unites the Among Us fanbase and becomes File:Sus-icon.png
Sussuit
. Anschlusses the Among Us hatebase. - South Koreaball - Becomes
Korean Empiretangle. Attempts to Anschluss's
North Koreaball and Jiandaoball becoming a
reunified capitalist Korea.
- Spainball - Anschlusses all of its ex-colonies (including all of western USAball) to form the File:Spain-icon (tangle).png
Spanish Empiretangle
and/or also anschlussesAndorraball,
Portugalball and possibly Brazilball and all of the remaining Portuguese ex-colonies to form the
Iberian Unionball
. Sudanball becomes
Sudan Empiretangle
and anschlusses Bir Tawil,South Sudanball,
Eritreaball, and
Djiboutiball. Will also remove protesters in the process.
- Swedenball- Becomes the
Börksphere
orSwedish Börktangle
. AnschlussesFinlandball,
Estoniaball,
Latviaball and
Saint Petersburgball to relive her imperial glory, spreading Minecraft throughout the World. She'll also colonize
Indiaball and blow up the T-Series H.Q. Will also blow up Cocomelon H.Q to retain 2nd place. â
Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with her will result in her joining up with
Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
in order to defend herself, ruining the chance of spreading Minecraft. ...wait a minute, they lost last time. Uh oh, Poland. Watch out!Croatiaball cannot be provoked either as she will turn into File:Ustase-icon.png Nazi Croatiaball leading to the return of the Ustashas.
Switzerlandball - becomes the
Swiss Confederationtangle
and takes overLiechtensteinball before revealing he took off his neutrality and conquering
Austr- HOLY CRAP, HE JUST TOOK OVER
Franceball AND
Germanyball ENTIRELY! He also got
Liechtensteinball.
- Syriaball - Anschlusses southeast
Turkeyball,
Cyprusball,
Lebanonball,
Israelcube,
Palestineball,
Egyptball, north
Sudanball,
Iraqball,
Kuwaitball, north
Saudi Arabiaball and western
Iranball to form the File:Assyria-icon.png
Neo-Assyriatangle
. - Taiwanball - Under Tsai Ing Wen's orders she begins mobilizing along with the American army the LARGEST FORCE UNDER ANY TAIWANESE LEADERSHIP to become
Third Republic of Chinatangle. She will then go to war with Vietnamball, and launch the biggest naval invasion and remove socialism there to revive the Republic of Vietnam. Then she uses this as a base and then wears face masks and allows the army to LAUNCH THE BIG ATTACK AGAINST CHINA. SINCE SHE IS GEARED UP AGAINST ANY PRANKS. SHE INVADES CHINA ONCE AND FOR ALL AND THEN REMOVES COMMUNISM THERE FOR GOOD. THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA HAS DIED. THE KUOMINTANG INSITUTES DEMOCRACY AND ALLOWS HONG KONG AND MACAU INDEPENDENCE FOR THEIR SUPPORT OF TAIWAN! She then writes a list of countryballs to cooperate, believing that the economies of
Philippinesball,
Laosball,
Indonesiaball,
Malaysiaball,
Tringapore will prosper under the new Chinese leadership. The USA will 100% support China as both nations are considered allies. She also listed all of the countries that have friendly ties with Canada. But wait-oh. She turned far-right.
Croatiaball then reverts into File:Ustase-icon.png Nazi Croatiaball and allies with the Kuomintang.
- Thailandball - Anschlusses
Laosball,
Cambodiaball and becomes
Siamtangle
. May also anschluss the Shan State ofMyanmarball, the Kelantan, Terengganu, Kedah and Perlis States of
Malaysiaball, and parts of
Vietnamball.
- Tringapore - Becomes
Singapyramid
and anschlusses all members ofASEANball,
Australiaball,
New Zealandball,
Chinaball, as well as most of East Asia and the Malay world. He will enforce racial unity in his clay.
- Tongaball - Becomes
Tu'itangle
AnschlussesTuvaluball,
Fijiball,
Hawaiiball,
Nauruball, Wallis and Futunaball, part of
Solomon Islandsball,
Kiribatiball, and
Samoaball, as well as all three dependencies
of
New Zealandball.
- Turkeyball - Becomes
Ottomantangle
AnschlussesSyriaball,
Iraqball,
Lebanonball,
Israelcube,
Jordanball
Saudi Arabiaball, all Cypriot island,
Kuwaitball,
Bulgariaball,
Greeceball,
Albaniaball and
Macedoniaball Also removes
Armeniaball, and turns
Romaniaball and possibly
Moldovaball into vassal states.
Croatiaball cannot be provoked as she will turn into File:Ustase-icon.png Nazi Croatiaball leading to the return of the Ustashas.
- Ugandaball - Finally finds da wae and follows it to become
Ugandatangle
. Removes allhomosex and Ugandan Knuckles from his clay and the respective clays of all other East African states bordering his by anschlussing them.
- UKball - Becomes the
Britangle
. Anschlusses all ex-colonies ( USAball being the hardest to get) and blows upSealandball.
Ukraineball - Anschlusses
Crimeaball,
Belarusball and Russian Chernozem and Kuban Oblasts such as [3] Voronezhball,[4] Belgorodball and [5]Lipetskball. Allies with Poland or even marries her.
Uruguayball - Anschlusses
Sulball.
- USAball - Uses the
manifest destiny to get more land and becomes
Muricatangle
or File:American Patriot-icon.pngMuricasphere
. May anschluss parts or all of the following:Canadaball,
Greenlandball,
Cubaball,
Mexicoball,
Icelandball,
Bahamasball,
Liberiaball and all of the Trust Territories. May also anschluss
Saint Pierre and Miquelonball,
Bermudatriangle,
Turks and Caicosball,
Cayman Islandball,
Jamaicaball,
British Virgin Islandsball,
Guatemalaball,
Japanball,
North Koreaball,
South Koreaball,
Iraqball,
Afghanistanball,
Vietnamball,
Philippinesball and
Belizeball. Will also remove all
3balls, beat up the
commies, spread freedom and
obesitydemocracy, nukeNorth Koreaball, deport all
Mexicans, remove all
jihadists, bankrupt
Chinaball, and build a
glorious wall in the process.
Vaticanball - Anschlusses all
Catholic countries and becomes
Christangle.
He will then attempt to unite all Christian countries so that he can into one last Crusade to removejihad,
homosex,
Satanism, blasphemy, abortion and heresy from the face of the Earth.
Polandball will join up with
Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
and joins him in the Final Crusade. HoweverCroatiaball if provoked will turn into File:Ustase-icon.png Nazi Croatiaball leading to the return of the Ustashas.
Venezuelaball - Becomes Maduroreichtangle Anschlusses
Ecuadorball,
Costa Ricaball, and
Panamaball, destroys
USAball and
NATOball and ends it all by assassinating Juan Guaido. However he cannot provoke
Guianaball as he will revert into Triheptist leading to the rise of the Purple Jaguars. Beware!
- Vietnamball - Becomes
Dai Vietangle
. AnschlussesCambodiaball,
Laosball and Southern
Chinaball becoming
Reunified Indochinaball. May also decide to re-humiliate
USAball in the process.
- Virginiaball - Becomes The Old Dominiontangle. Anschlusses West Virginiaball and Kentuckyball. He also anschlusses the tyrant as well.
Republic of Vyondball - Becomes a Teeth Guy. Anschlusses
USAball,
Canadaball,
Greenlandball
Mexicoball,
Belizeball and
Central Americaball, and later tells them that they are grounded until further notice without any of their interests, before ordering them to go back to their homes and sleep forever. However
Dominion of Cubaball cannot be provoked since he will transform into a robotic roller-coaster in self-defense. He also might want to watch out for
this guy.
- File:Memeland-icon.png Memelandball - blanda app with Lolcatistan, Dogelore, and Weegeeland to become File:Kekistantangle-icon.png
Kekistantangle
. - File:Lolcatistan-icon.png Lolcatistanball - removes all animal abusers from its clay to become File:NEDM-icon.png
NEDMcat
. Also nukes NFTland and Basement Cat Island. El Kadsreball - Anschlusses the rest of the El Kadsreian Islands to become
Second Vlokozu Uniontangle
.Eruowoodball - Removes all pedophiles, fascists, communists, vlokists, terrorists, and scammers from its clay. Becomes File:Eruotangle-icon.png
Eruotangle
. May anschluss File:Seahaws-icon.png Seahausrawr from El Kadsre.Kingdom of Macau - Unites with
Belgium and
Switzerland to become
United Kingdom of Macau, Belgium and Switzerland
may anschlussChina,
Taiwan and
Hong Kong to become as New Macau (Hong Kong), Taiwan (Macanese Taiwan) and China (Congress Nanjing) and then Invades Actress Hong Kong Doll for every 1 second
Island of Sodorball Anschluss all the diesel shunters to create
Island of Sodortangle
It will Anschluss Britain and have control over the whole Great Britain so that Diesel wouldn't try to cause anymore trouble.
Space Anschluss
- No anschlusses yet. Sparking ideas...