Anschluss 🔊 (or surprise anschluss, or anschluß polen) (Which translates to annexation or connection) is a running gag in the Polandball universe used to describe a countryball becoming a rectangle with small eyes (the "Anschluss eyes") before proceeding to invade and/or annex another countryball.
Historically, it refers to the Nazi annexation of Austria in 1938. The most common example of this is Germanyball becoming Reichtangle. Anschluss can also be used to describe a countryball with dominance in a certain skill.
Countryballs usually say Anschluss in a typewriter font like
Courier New. The phrase is infrequently followed by zeit (meaning 'time').
Anschlussed countryballs don't die. Anschlussed countryballs are wrapped somewhere inside the body of the countryball that anschlussed them. From time to time these countryballs revolt from inside the body in an attempt to gain freedom or they are rescued by another countryball that infiltrated in the body of whoever captured them. When that happens, the countrytangle begins to regress back to its normal form. This process is known as Balkanization.
There are anschluss forms for other countries, though not all of them are necessarily rectangles; some, like Tringapore, become pyramids or cones while others like Kazakhbrick and NepalRawr become sawruses and squares respectively. And Israelcube, because of Jewish physics, becomes a four-dimensional tesseract, the only such countryball (or cube, rather) which breaks the rule against countryballs being higher than two-dimensional. Anschluss form is one of the few exceptions to the rule against countryballs not being any other shapes than a ball. Some countryballs have more than one anschluss form, notably Chileball, who can turn into a worm.
Countryballs' anschluss modes
For others see here
- 1ball -Anschlusses its main colonial overlords.
- 8ball - Becomes File:African Union-icon (tangle).png
African Uniontangle, alternatively a basketball or the Black Pantherball and anschlusses by sending many African immigrants to EUball for a sweet revenge or to USAball for #BlackLivesMatter activities.
- African Unionball - Unites all 8balls in his clay to become File:African Union-icon (tangle).png
African Uniontangle. He will remove civil war and poverty from his clay and become a superpower to rival the other four superpowers. If he feels particularly vengeful for slavery, he may instead decide to anschluss them as payback. Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself ruining African chance of domination so WATCH OUT AFRICA! You don't want Hussars in Africa.
- Aléscöball - Unites all Alaska Natives in her clay to become the File:Alaskan Empire-icon (sphere).png
Aléscösphere.She will then proceed to remove kebab, socialism, commie, File:SJW-icon.png SJWballs, feministballs and political correctness from her clay,
Nordic Unionball'sclay and the clay of all other European countryballs. Afterward, Antarcticaball and all associated territorial claims in his clay will be anschlussed as well, enabling Aléscösphere to dominate both poles of the Earth. In response to this,
Trilluminati, his high priest and File:Bernie Sanders-icon.png his demonic lieutenants and his File:Antifa-icon.png demonic acolyteswill rise from the Ninth Hell and attempt to consume the West, forcing Aléscöball to invade USAball's clay to cast them all back into the Nine Hells and save him from total destruction.
- Albaniaball - Blanda upp with Kosovoball, File:Nova Cambria-icon.png Nova Cambriaball and File:Donlaida-icon.png Donlaidaball to become
- Arab Leagueball - Unites all Islamic countries to become
Caliphatetangle. If he removes jihad from his clay, he will become a superpower unto himself built on oil
and slaveryunless he reaches peak oil. If he doesn't remove jihad, he will become
ISIStangleand declare a holy war on all Christian countryballs with the ultimate goal of destroying EUball, USAball and other Western countries. Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself. If he tries this with Russiaball it will result in him becoming
Russian Empiretangleto purge all kebab from his clay. This may also cause Mongoliaball to become
Mongolian Empiretangle, Kazakhbrick to become
Kazakh Khanatesquareand Croatiaball to revert into Ustase (however she will doublecross them later on), in which case they will team up to re-ravage all Middle Eastern territories to remove jihad. So he had better play his cards carefully, or he will end up being completely removed from the face of the earth!
- Argentinaball - Becomes File:Argentinetangle-icon.png
Second Argentine Confederationtangle. Removes Paraguayball, Uruguayball, Falklandsball, Boliviaball and possibly Chileball by anschlussing. If Boliviaball and Paraguayball are anschlussed, then they (kinda) can into sea again. She will also potentially anschluss and holocaust Israelcube because Argie hates Jews.
- Armeniaball - Grows up and begins to reunite with Artsakhball, Javakhetiball and attack Azerbaijanball, some part of Iranball, Iraqball, Israelcube, Palestineball, Lebanonball, Syriaball, some part of Turkeyball.
- Alternatively, he will go File:Armenia-icon (SSJ).png Super Saiyan and destroy his enemies with Kamehameha.
- Austriaball - Becomes another kingdom and ally with Hungaryball and begins invading Italyball, Czechiaball, Slovakiaball, Transylvania region of Romaniaball, Sloveniaball, Croatiaball, Bosnia and Herzegovinaball and north Serbiaball to become File:AustriaHungarytangle-icon.png
Austria-Hungarytangle. Would 100% ally with Germany (and awake Reichtangle) or even join him to combat Poland. Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself.
- Australiaball - Becomes
Australiatangleand anschlusses all of the Pacific islands
and New Zealandball.
- Autotopiaball - Blanda upp with the remaining File:Boat Harbor-icon.pngFile:Flightopolis-icon.pngFile:Train Island-icon.png Vehicle Squad members to form
Vehicular Empiretangle. Anschlusses File:Janorotia-icon.png Janorotiaball.
- Awzbsekiball - Becomes a Dark Seal and anschlusses File:Jmtbew-icon.png Jmtbewball.
- Basqueball - With the aid of her 6ball siblings, Basqueball undergoes a radical internal reconstruction to become
EuskaraUFO. She will then proceed to unite all Basque territories, removing paella, kebab and baguette from his clay and the respective clays of her new Basque states. Spainball, in response, will go completely batshit, attempting to holocaust all Basqueballs in her clay. In response, she will unite with File:Catalan Republic-icon.png Cataloniaball, causing him to become File:Catalan Republic-icon (tangle).png
Catalan Republictangle, after which both will take out their revenge on Spainball and
surrender monkeyFranceball. When all scores have been settled and favors repaid, EuskaraUFO will bid Catalan Republictangle adieu, finally ascending into space to reunite with her intergalactic siblings.
- File:Bedrockiumball-icon.png Bedrockiumball - Ansclusses Chinaball, Redrockball, Bedrockball, Blue Stoneball, Westopolisball, and Uhackball to form
Bedrockiutangleand will ally with Siberiaball and USA to take on Russiaball, Iranball, Palestineball which doesn't exist, Venezuelaball, Belarusball and Talibanball
- Bosniaball - Unites with Croatiaball to form
Bosnia-Croatiatangle. Goes to war with Serbiaball for removing kebab. Croatia eventually becomes Ustase again and takes Bosnia with it.
- Brazilball - Reverts into his imperial self and hues his way to victory. Anschlusses all of South America and probably Panamaball and Costa Ricaball.
Then takes everyone else to Brazil against their will.However he cannot provoke Guianaball as he will revert into Triheptist leading to the rise of the Purple Jaguars. Beware!
- Bulgariaball - In order to become a powerful state, Bulgaria becomes a Pro Russian state and begins a series of mobilization. Serbiaball, Greeceball and Turkeyball will be on alert.
- Cambodiaball - Becomes
Khmertangleand rides elephant to victory.
- Canadaball - Becomes File:Canada-icon (tangle).png
Canadatangleand begins to unleash his Canadian Powers by spreading maple syrup, hockey and poutine. He begins his multicultural annexation by forcibly uniting Alaskaball, Greenlandball, Icelandball. If the Conservatives win the federal election he will also remove Trudeau for being a useless doll. However if he fails to convince Alaskaball, USAball will cause Alaskaball to unite all 3balls and Inuitballs in his clay causing him to turn into
Tsardom of Alaskaspherein order to defend himself. In any case, Canadaball will 100% NOT apologize for any destruction caused during this process.,
- Cataloniaball - Finally breaks free of Spainball's control, uniting all Catalan countries and Andorraball to remove paella from his clay and become File:Catalan Republic-icon (tangle).png
Catalan Republictangle. In response to this Spainball will go completely berserk and attempt to holocaust all Cataloniaballs in her clay. Catalan Republictangle will join forces with Basqueball in retaliation, causing Basqueball to become
EuskaraUFOin the process, and together they will take out their revenge on Spainball and Franceball, which may result in them anschlussing some of their territories.
- Chileball - Becomes
Chilewormand takes all the world's coasts and anschlusses Peruball, Boliviaball or also Argentinaball. If he anschlusses Boliviaball, then he will (kinda) get his coast back which means he can into sea again.
- Chinaball - Becomes the
People's Empire of Great Chinatangleand anschlusses Taiwanball, Mongoliaball, Jammu and Kashmirball, Aksai Chinball, File:Arunachal Pradesh-icon.png Arunachal Pradeshball, Vietnamball, Thailandball, Myanmarball, Laosball, Cambodiaball, Malaysiaball, Tringapore, Indonesiaball, Philippinesball, Bruneiball, East Timorball, Palauball, Guamball, Northern Mariana Islandsball, North Koreaball, South Koreaball and Japanball. He may also anschluss Papua New Guineaball, Solomon Islandsball, Australiaball, New Zealandball, Californiaball, Oregonball, Washingtonball, British Columbiaball, Yukon Territoryball, Hawaiiball and File:Alaska-icon.png Alaskaball in the process, which may cause USAball to become
Muricatangleand to remove commie from his clay and retake his territories, or if the west coast of his clay can into independence, they will become
Cascadiatanglerespectively. Failure to anschluss Hawaiiball will result in her uniting all 7balls and becoming
Kingdom of Hawaiitangleto fight back against China; also if he fails to anschluss Alaskaball it will result in him becoming
Tsardom of Alaskaspherein order to defend himself, which will also result in all commies being removed from his clay and all occupied territories of USAball being liberated. In any case it will start a WW3. Who will win? China will also get Russian support.
- Colombiaball - Becomes
Gran Colombiatangleand anchlusses Panamaball, Venezuelaball and Ecuadorball. May also anschluss Guyanaball in the process.
- Croatiaball - Becomes Ustase again and unites with Bosniaball to become a valuable NATO state.
- CSAball - Finally breaks free of USAball's control and unites its former clay to become
Dixiesphere. Takes out his revenge on USAball by starting a second Civil War during which he will anschluss all Caribbean countryballs, Colombiaball,
HUEBrazilball, Guyanaball, Surinameball, French Guianaball and Venezuelaball, removing hue, communism, kebab, homosex and kosher in the process. After victory he will invade Africa and enslave all 8balls, including those in his clay and the respective clays of the countries he anschlussed. If he fails to anschluss Africa fast enough then all African countryballs will unite with African Unionball, causing him to become
File:African Union-icon (tangle).png African Uniontangleto defend himself.
- Cubaball (Britain Takes Havana) - Becomes a roller coaster. Lures most, if not all non-Troublemakers in the videos of some GoAnimators to ride him, then sends them on a one-way ride to Oceaniaball, where their people will give the non-Troublemakers a heroes' welcome. After that he goes back to the real world and continues making his review on The Loud House.
- Cyprusball - Becomes
United CyprustangleAnschlusses all of Cypriot island, including Northern Cyprusball, removing kebab in the process before joining Greeceball.
- File:Donlaida-icon.png Donlaidaball - Blanda upp with Albania and Nova Cambria to become the Great Albanian Empiretangle.
- Ecuadorball - Anschlusses Peru.
- El Salvadorball - Becomes the
Salvatangleanschlussing the Conejo Island first, then Hondurasball to become a big country, and maybe other Central American Brothers to form a Greater Central Americaball.
- File:Emas Empire-icon.png Emaspotato - Becomes
Prussian Emastangleand gives his enemies a Mario Error jumpscaring the pants off them. Once they die, he anschlusses their dead bodies.
- Estoniaball - Becomes the
Nordic Estoniatangleand uses black magic to becomes a Nordic. Joins Finlandball and tries to take Latviaball and Lithuaniaball with her. If she is unsuccessful in anschlussing Lithuania, however, she will join with Polandball and become the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthtanglein order to defend herself.
- Ethiopiaball - Restores the glorious House of Solomon to become the
Ethiopian Empiretangle. Anschlusses all East African countries bordering his clay, removing kebab, commies and homosex and spreading Rastafarianism, Christianity and Judaism in the process. Will later team up with Israelcube to remove jihad from his clay and take out his revenge on Italyball for gassing his clay in World War II. Depending on which religion takes over however, you may end up summoning the
Tesseractal Ethiopian Empiretangleif you use Ethiopiaball's cube form to create the Ethiopian Empiretangle, or you may get
File:Beta Israel-icon (tangle).png Tesseractal Beta Israeltangleif you use Beta Israelcube.
- Equinoxiaball - Becomes a Death Angel and uses black magic to becomes stronk and blanda upp with Haitiball and Antilliaball. Anschlusses the two great dictatorships and consumes the souls of both dictators and their cronies. Afterwards will use his magic to enter Republic of Vyondball and do the same.
- EUball - Becomes the
Merkelreichtangle. Anschlusses all European countries enclaved within the EU, starting with those that fail to pay their debts. Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself.
- Fascist Republic of Stevenball - anschlusses United Creepy Republic of Andrew DAball and blue, fire-like arms will grab any enemy and burn them.
- Finlandball - Invites Estoniaball and Kareliaball into the Taisavalta. If Estonia is anschlussed by Finland she will automatically into Nordic as she will become part of Finland, and may drag Latviaball and Lithuaniaball into Nordic with her. However, if she is unsuccessful in anschlussing Lithuania then he will join with Polandball and become the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself.
- Floridaball - Becomes Walt Disneytangle. Anschlusses everyone in Earthball by controlling everyone with his Disney parks.
- File:FoxFallsball-icon.png Fox Fallsball - Anschlusses nearby islands and becomes File:FoxFalls-icon tangle.png
- Franceball - Becomes the
Third Napoleonic French Empiretangle. Anschlusses Belgiumball, Netherlandsball, Luxembourgball, Switzerlandball, western Germanyball, Andorraball, Cataloniaball and northern Italyball. Turns Croatiaball, eastern Germanyball into satellite states. Also will anschluss former colonies such as Algeriaball, former territories of French West Africaball, French Equatorial Africaball, Vietnamball, Laosball, Cambodiaball, and Quebecball. Even if she is somehow beaten back she will NEVER surrender this time, fighting on until the very last man. Polandball or Lithuania however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with her will result in her joining up with Lithuaniaball/Polandball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthtanglein order to defend herself.
- Germanyball - Becomes
Reichtangle(Fourth Reich) anschlussing Austriaball, Alsaceball, Denmarkball, Luxembourgball, Netherlandsball, Belgiumball, Polandball, Czechiaball, Liechtensteinball, Kaliningradball and possibly Sloveniaball, Switzerlandball and South Tyrolball. May anschluss Namibiaball during the process, and turn Slovakiaball into a vassal state. The Mittelafrika plan will also be re-enacted, thus allowing the Reich to anschluss central Africanballs such as DR Congoball and Cameroonball. The remainder of Franceball, Norwayball, Hungaryball, Croatiaball, Bosniaball, Serbiaball, Romaniaball, Moldovaball, Belarusball,, Latviaball and Ukraineball become puppet states. Poland or Lithuania will not be anschlussed however because a provokation with EITHER will cause him to become the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself, in which case an epic battle occurs. Germany or Poland?
- Georgiaball - Becomes a 🍑
peach. Anchlusses every state in USAball while they are distracted by his peach-flavored food.
- Greeceball- Becomes File:Byzantine-icon (tangle).png
Byzantinetangleand anschlusses Macedoniaball, Turkeyball, Cyprusball, File:Akrotiri and Dhekelia-icon.png Akrotiri and Dhekeliaball, Northern Cyprusball and Albaniaball and allies with Serbiaball. However, depending on which ancient Greek city-state you use, you may instead get
Spartan Empiretangleif you use Spartaball to summon the Byzantinetangle.
- Guianaball - Reverts into Triheptist and revives the Purple Jaguars. Later unites with Irelandball to become BobbyBloxer. Then he anschlusses the Amazon region of Brazil as well as all of Venezuelaball.
- Hawaiiball - Breaks free from USAball and becomes
Kingdom of Hawaiitangle. Anschlusses all 7balls in the Pacific and takes out her revenge on the USA for 1897, building a mighty navy and attacking the west coast of USAball's clay which may result in anschlussing Californiaball, Oregonball and Washingtonball. Will also take out her revenge on Japanball for Pearl Harbor and also remove North Koreaball for threatening her with nukes. Afterward she will spread aloha and surfing across the Pacific Rim. Will also take out her revenge on Canadaball for making Hawaiian pizza.
- Hong Kongball - Breaks free from Chinaball and uses a magical fursuit to become
Democratic Hong Kongsphere. Calls on the other Chinese Seperatists to secede from her. This will cause her to Balkanize. Taiwanball will anschluss what is left of her sister's clay.
- Hungaryball - Becomes a kingdom again under the name File:Hungarytangle-icon.png
Magyartangle. Attacks Slovakiaball for revenge. She retakes the vampire Transylvaniaball, allies with Croatiaball who will revert into Ustase, Bosniaball, and even Polandball so they don't call on NATO. Might even unite with Austriaball to form File:AustriaHungarytangle-icon.png
Austria-Hungarytangle. Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any threats or provocation against her will result in her joining up with Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend herself.
- Icelandball - Anschlusses Faroe Islandsball and becomes
The Second Icelandic Empiretangle. Subjects everyone to "It's Iceland Time" by yeeting them into her clay.
- Indiaball - Anschlusses Pakistanball and Bangladeshball and becomes
Hindustangle. May also anschluss Sri Lankaball, NepalRawr, Bhutanball, Maldivesball and in the most extreme case, Myanmarball and Afghanistanball to become. India may also anschluss Swedenball as  T-Brick to finally beat Pewdiepie
- Indonesiaball - Becomes Great Gajah Mada Republic of Indonesiatangle. Invades and annexes, East Timorball, Papua New Guineaball and rivals with Malaysia over Brunei and Singapore. If he wins, might anschluss the aforementioned countries.
- Insulindiaball - Blanda upp with Michigancube and File:New York City-icon.png NYCball to form
Loudtangle. Anschlusses Thailandball, Papuaball and Philippinesball, and might attempt to steal Hong Kong and Macau from Chinaball. He will also march across the Pacific to USAball and unleash his wrath upon the Vyond community.
- Inuitball - Suddenly unites all Inuit tribes into a single unified nation known as
Arctic Empiretangle. Anschlusses all Arctic countries and Antarcticaball before declaring war on the colonizers who occupied him. In this case he will remove Trudeau from Canadaball and suicide from Greenlandball, before removing kebab, commie, File:SJW-icon.png SJWballs and political correctness from all Nordicballs. However, if Inuitball goes this route and anschlusses File:Alaska-icon.png Alaskaball he may instead become
Tsardom of Alaskasphereas he may assimilate the firepower and technological prowess of USAball. Either way, Inuitball will end up anschlussing and holocausting the entire seal population of his new clay.
- File:Indoreswik Empire-icon.png Indoreswik Empireball - Anschlusses Entire Southeast Asia, Oceania, Southern Asia, and Eastern Asia. so he will be File:Indoreswik Empiretangle-icon.png Indoreswik Empiretangle. If he found Facsit, Nazis, Commies. so he will turn into File:Indoreswik Empiretangle-icon.png
- Iranball - Anschlusses all stans ( Afghanistanball, Tajikistanball, Turkmenistanball, Uzbekistanball, Kyrgyzstanball, Pakistanball, Kazakhbrick), Azerbaijanball and Armeniaball to become
- Islamic Republic of Iranball - See below for Iranian anshlusses
- Type 1 - Iranball splits into two as Tavassolycube as the north and Mansourcube as the south. Tavassolycube anshlusses Mansourcube and the rest of the world and turns into File:Chaitangle-icon.png Chaitangle.
- Type 2 - becomes Chaitangle, anshlusses the world except his family and uses Chai powers to anshuluss space and the universe!!!
- Type 3 - Anschlusses all stans ( Afghanistanball, Tajikistanball, Turkmenistanball, Uzbekistanball, Kyrgyzstanball, Pakistanball, Kazakhbrick), Azerbaijanball and Armeniaball to become
- Iraqball - Becomes
Neo-Assyriatangle. Anschlusses Syriaball, Lebanonball, Israelcube, Palestineball, Jordanball, Northwest Saudi Arabiaball, Kuwaitball and Western Iranball
- Irelandball - Becomes
Irish Free Statetangle. Anschlusses Northern Irelandball so he can finally into 26+6=1, and possibly Scotlandball, Isle of Manball, Cornwallball, Brittanyball and Walesball, to form the
- Israelcube - Anschlusses Palestineball and Sinai Peninsula. Becomes the
Tesseractal Israeltangleduring process.
May also anschluss Lebanonball, Syriaball, Jordanball and some of Iraqball, Turkeyball and Egyptball to become Greater Israel that stretches from the Nile to the Euphrates. If he teams up with Ethiopiaball, he will end up causing Ethiopia to become the
Ethiopian Empiretanglewhich will result in him anschlussing all West African countryballs bordering his clay.
- ISISball- Becomes
ISIStangleand blows up everyone, especially USAball, Russiaball, Israelcube, all EUball members, NATOball members and Saudi Arabiaball. Polandball or Lithuania however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuaniaball/Polandball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself removing the threat of ISIS. Croatiaball cannot be provoked either as she will turn into File:Ustase-icon.png Nazi Croatiaball leading to the return of the Ustashas. So ISIS will 100% avoid Poland, Lithuania and Croatia. But everyone else MUHAHAHA ALLAHU AKBAR KABOOM!
- Italyball- Becomes
Rometangleand anschlusses Portugalball, Spainball, Andorraball, Franceball, Sloveniaball, Switzerlandball, Bosniaball, Albaniaball, Kosovoball, Montenegroball, Serbiaball, Greeceball, Bulgariaball, Romaniaball and Moldovaball. May also anschluss Libyaball, Ethiopiaball, Eritreaball , Somaliaball , Egyptball, and Tunisiaball and to the most extreme case, would anschluss Asia Minor. Polandball or Lithuania however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuaniaball/Polandball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself making Italy shocked. Croatiaball cannot be provoked either as she will turn into File:Ustase-icon.png Nazi Croatiaball leading to the return of the Ustashas.
- Jakartaball - Becomes Sans. Gives all Indonesian provinces a bad time. Megalovania will play and all of Indonesian provinces will be subject to a boss battle where he is the only winner.
- File:The Jalang-icon.png The Jalangs - Morph into their hero suits and blanda upp to form Jalangazord. Anschlusses all of their enemies.
- File:Janorotia-icon.png Janorotiaball - Becomes
Janorotangle. Anschlusses the File:Train Island-icon.png File:Flightopolis-icon.png File:Boat Harbor-icon.png vehicle quartet.
- Japanball - Becomes the
Second Japanese Empiretangle. Anschlusses South Koreaball, North Koreaball, Taiwanball, Manchurian and coastal territories of Chinaball, the Sakhalin Oblast (definitely) and Outer Manchuria of Russiaball, Philippinesball, Vietnamball, Laosball, Cambodiaball, Thailandball, Myanmarball, Malaysiaball, Bruneiball, Tringapore, Indonesiaball, East Timorball, Papua New Guineaball, Palauball, Solomon Islandsball, Pearl Harbour and Darwinball.
- File:Jmtbew-icon.png Jmtbewball - Becomes a Dark Condor. Anschlusses Awzbsekiball.
- Kazakhbrick - Becomes the
Kazakh Khanatesquare. Allies with Russia. Anschlusses Pakistanball and all other stans and may anschluss Azerbaijanball and Uyghurball in the process. Would totally ally with Mongoliaball to do this, which will cause him to become
Mongolian Empiretangle. After which they will both gang up on and anschluss the rest of Chinaball, removing commie in the process.
- Kentuckyball - Becomes 🍗 KFC. He makes USAball obese, then destroys the Democrats inside him.
- File:LJ-icon.png Lajaggaball - Becomes into
Himalayan Empireballand Anschlusses Nepalrawr, Tibetball, Xinjiangball and File:Jammu-icon.png Jammu and Kashmirball.
- File:Lanesonida-icon.png Lanesonidaball - Becomes
Spanish Barbadostangleand anschlusses File:Islina-icon.png Islinaball and maybe File:Donlaida-icon.png Donlaidaball, but if he fails to anschluss her fast enough, Donlaida might team up with Albania's ex-colonies to form
Albanian Empiretanglein order to defend herself.
- Latviaball - Becomes Flower Girl and uses Floral Magic to become a flower-powered mage. Anschlusses Russiaball while he is turned into a rose bush.
- Lithuaniaball - Unites with one and only great country Polandball and becomes the
- Matalaniaball - See below for Matalanian anschlusses
- Type 1 - Matalaniaball will have another war which the Matalinaya Ptyna Mojadeenball will win and restablish the Islamic Emirate of Matalaniaball and anschlusses Chechnyaball and the rest of southern Russiaball along with the rest of the Kebabs, USAball and the whole Universe!!!
- Type 2 - Becomes Matalaniatangle and spreads Communism across the universe and anschlusses Capitalists then re-unites the Soviet Unionball which will then later be anschlussed by Matalaniatangle therefore turning the world into its communist puppets then in 100 years anschlusses the world and builds rockets to anschluss the universe then becomes Godsphere and makes himself dictator of the whole universe.
- Macedoniaball - Become
Macedontangle. Anschlusses part of Bulgariaball, Greeceball, Turkeyball, Egyptball, Iranball, Iraqball, Syriaball, Kuwaitball, Afghanistanball, Pakistanball and a part of Indiaball. And, he becomes a superpower. Allies with Serbia and Russia.
- File:Malaysia-icon (spy).png Malaysiaball - Disguises as Sloveniaball. Anschlusses the real one and assumes her identity and voice. Malichkaball is to be easily tricked into anschlussing Fake Koreaball, takes away all his nukes and gives them to USAball. North Korea will partitioned into Chosonija and Zahodni Otoki.
- Malichkaball - Becomes File:Malichka-icon (tangle).png
Furrytangle. Annexes Northeast Chinaball as well as North Koreaball.
- Mauritslandball - Becomes Grand Mauritslandtangle. Incites revolutions in all authoritarian countries, turning them into pro-American democratic states.
- Mexicoball - Becomes
Aztec Empiretangle. Anschlusses Californiaball, New Mexicoball, Texasball, File:Arizona-icon.png Arizonaball, Nevadaball and all Central America (You can keep Utahball, Gringo, but they are mine!).
- Mongoliaball - Becomes
Mongolian Empiretangleand unleashes terror across the world. Directly anschlusses Chinaball, South Koreaball, North Koreaball, Myanmarball, eastern Kazakhbrick and Russiaball east of File:Altai-icon.png Altaiball, inclusive of it. Turns Iranball, Afghanistanball, Tajikistanball, Turkmenistanball, Uzbekistanball, Kyrgyzstanball, western Pakistanball, Kazakhbrick, Azerbaijanball, Armeniaball, Iraqball, Turkeyball, Georgiaball, the remainder of Russiaball, Ukraineball and Moldovaball into puppets. File:Alaska-icon.png Alaskaball however will not be anschlussed or puppeted because a direct fight with him will cause him to turn into
Tsardom of Alaskasphereto defend himself. In any case, we can safely assume that he will remove Kim family from the Korean Peninsula along with any threat of North Koreaball ever can into nuking him, his Western allies or the rest of Asia. here Polandball or Lithuania however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with here Lithuaniaball/Polandball and becoming the here
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthtanglein order to defend himself which is 100% stronger than Mongols.
- Moroccoball - Becomes Moroccotangle Anschlusses Western Saharaball, Ceutaball, Melillaball and Andalusiaball.
- NATOball - Anschlusses all European countries, all North American countries, and all major non-NATO allies. And kills  Putin. Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself.
- Netherlandsball - Anschlusses Belgiumball, Indonesiaball, Malaccaball from Malaysiaball, New Yorkball from USAball, all 7balls, Surinameball, South Africaball and Luxembourgball becoming the
- File:West Gotaland-icon.png New Alvsborgball - Stretches on black face and gloves to become
racistKimani Olatunji-Woodsball. Anschlusses both Nusa Tenggaraballs from Indonesiaball by distracting them with his basketball skills. Might also anschluss East Timorball. After that, he moves his capital to Kupang.
- File:New Iparralde-icon.png New Iparraldeball - Transforms into Ninja Marioball. Teams up with his father (who turns into File:Basque-icon (UFO).png EuskaraUFO) and unleashes revenge on Spainball.
- New Petseriball - Puts on his costume, his basketball gear and durag, and then picks up his boombox and basketball to become the basketball-playing superhero File:New Petseri-icon (masked).png Black Wonderball. He is African-American and an athlete because of his black transracial population, Mutumine, and the popularity of Basketball in his clay. He anschlusses Ugandaball for mistaking him as LGBT, Russiaball for raping his mother, Chinaball for mistreating her children, and UKball because of DanTDM.
- File:New Selva-icon.png New Selvaball - Becomes
Imperio Selvanotangle. Anschlusses Venezuelaball and lynches Nicholas Maduro. But he will have to avoid incurring the wrath of File:Spain-icon (tangle).png his mom.
- New Zealandball - becomes
New Zeatangleby regaining its sunken clay (including Norfolk Islandball)
- Nordicballs - Blanda upp in File:Nordic-icon (tangle).png
Scandinaviatangle. After that, nothing happens.
- North Koreaball - Turns into
True Koreatangleand attempts to anschluss South Koreaball to form a reunified juche Korea
- Northern Cyprusball - Becomes True Cyprustangle. Anschlusses all of Cypriot island, removing all gyro in the process.
- File:New Israel-icon.png New Israelcube - Turns into File:New Israeltangle-icon.png when antisemites and nazis supporter detected. File:New Israeltangle-icon.png will remove Nazis, Jewish ultranat, Racism, White Supremacist, ISIS, Jihadism, and Al qaeda from his premises. File:New Israel-icon.png will became File:New Israeltangle-icon.png New United Republic of Israel and Northern Arabiatangle (Shortern: NURINAtangle) if he anschlusses , , , , , and .
- OhioRawr - Becomes
Ohiosawrusand anschlusses every US state, turning the US apocalyptic.
- Pakistanball - becomes
Hyderabadtangle, gets Kashmir and anschlusses Indiaball and practically the rest of Southeast As-Holy! Did he really just singlehandely take all of Southeast Asia?! Anyways, he makes Mrs. T the Anschlusser to remove
all kinds of gamesNick and Tani at all cost. But soon, there will be Venomish kebab bodyguards, Daciaman, Life of Boris, Niko Bellic, Other Brother, Sibling of Z & K and REICH will be added to the game Scary Teacher 3D.
- Palestineball - becomes independent and anschlusses Israelcube
and Jordanballto become
- File:Palruto-icon.png Palrutoball - Becomes Bearry the Tangle and anschlusses Awzbsekiball.
- Patagoniaball - Becomes a furry-ruled state under the name
Greater Patagoniasphere. Anschlusses Chileball, Rio de la Plataball and Antarcticaball. May also merge with Walesball and New Zealandball. Nukes all existing dictatorships and makes them democratic with USAball's help. Finally it will banish the dictators to Oceaniaball's clay where they belong. After this Patagoniaball will get back to playing Minecraft.
- Peruball becomes
Inca Empiretangleand anschlusses all of Ecuadorball, Colombiaball, Chileball, Boliviaball, Paraguayball, Argentinaball, Uruguayball, Islands EmpireballFile:Chilean Antarctica-icon.png Some antarctic territories, File:Acre-icon.png Acreball, Venezuelaball, Falklandsball and South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islandsball.
- File:Peppaland-icon.png Peppalandball - Becomes Peppalandblock and anschlussesFile:Wolfooland-icon.pnghis main enemy wolfooland, Latviaball
- Polandball - Unites with one and only great country Lithuaniaball and becomes the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth. Begins to sing Hej Sokoly to victory. Ukraine will 100% love and marry Poland in the process. Poland STRONG! DEATH TO USSR!
- Portugalball - Anschlusses all its ex-colonies to form the
- Philippinesball- Anschlusses all of ASEANball members, Palauball, Taiwanball and turns into
KKKtangle. He can also into
Fourth Philippine Republictangleand Anschluss Drug Dealers, Drug users, File:CPP-icon.png communists and rebels, criminals, polluters, illegal loggers, smoke belchers and undeveloped communityballs in order to establish developed yet modernized cities with fully disciplined community residents in his clay
- File:Alt-Philippines-icon.png Philippinesball(Peppaverse):Becomes File:Merlelreich Phil-icon.pngAnschluss Philippinesball, Joins Indonesia to make Islands Empire of Asia and anschulusses Asia bu most importantly, THE ONE WHO INVADES MY SEAS, CLAYS AND JULIAN FELIPE REEF..
- Romaniaball - Becomes 1918 Romania again and anschlusses Moldovaball. And even becomes
Dacian Empiresphereand anschlusses Bulgariaball, Ukraineball, Moldovaball, Czechiaball, Slovakiaball, Southern Germanyball,and small parts in Greeceball, Turkeyball, Kosovoball, Montenegroball, Bosniaball, Belarusball, Macedoniaball and tiny parts in Italyball. Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with him will result in him joining up with Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend himself. Romania will ally with Serbia
- Russiaball - Becomes
Russian EmpiretangleAnschlusses Lithuaniaball Port Elizabethball, Port Rossball, North Koreaball and South Koreaball Ukraineball, Belarusball, Kazakhbrick, Finlandball, Estoniaball, Latviaball, Mongoliaball, File:Alaska-icon.png Alyaskaball, Armeniaball, Azerbaijanball, Moldovaball, Romaniaball, Bulgariaball, Uzbekistanball, Kyrgyzstanball, Polandball, Turkmenistanball, Georgiaball, Tajikistanball and Afghanistanball. Croatiaball cannot be provoked as she will turn into File:Ustase-icon.png Nazi Croatiaball leading to the return of the Ustashas.
- Alternatively he might become File:Russia-icon (Superman).png Supermanball and destroy any evidence of Communism. He will turn all remaining Communist countries into centre-right capitalist benevolent "dictatorships".
- Sealandball - Uses black magic in order to get monies and relevance and becomes
Relevant Sealandtangle. Anchlusses UKball, Irelandball and Germanyball. May also anschluss Netherlandsball. This might spread if it starts a chain reaction with secretized revolutions to return File:Ceuta-icon.png Ceutaball to Moroccoball so it can strike a deal with Spainball in exchange for Gibraltarball, posing as a British diplomat. It manages to scandalize the agreement, and says it's actually part of the UK to start a distraction conflict. That's when the
First Sealandic Warbegins, and it somehow sneaks itself into power through sleeper cell Scottish independence influence to install a new government for eventually all of Britain through highly-classified alliances all as part of Act I of takeover. ...or you know, just black magic. That works too.
- Senegalball - Becomes Senegaltangle. Anschlusses Gambiaball.
- Serbiaball - Becomes Serbian Empiretangle or Yugoslaviatangle. Anschlusses Bosnia and Herzegovinaball, Croatiaball, Kosovoball, Macedoniaball, Sloveniaball, Bulgariaball, Montenegroball, and Albaniaball. Removes kebab in the process.
- File:Skeldia-icon.png Skeldiablock - Unites the Among Us fanbase and becomes File:Sus-icon.png
Sussuit. Anschlusses the Among Us hatebase.
- South Koreaball - Becomes Korean Empiretangle. Attempts to Anschluss's North Koreaball and Jiandaoball becoming a reunified capitalist Korea.
- Spainball - Anschlusses all of its ex-colonies (including all of western USAball) to form the File:Spain-icon (tangle).png
Spanish Empiretangleand/or also anschlusses Andorraball, Portugalball and possibly Brazilball and all of the remaining Portuguese ex-colonies to form the
- Sudanball becomes
Sudan Empiretangleand anschlusses Bir Tawil, South Sudanball, Eritreaball, and Djiboutiball. Will also remove protesters in the process.
- Swedenball- Becomes the
Swedish Börktangle. Anschlusses Finlandball, Estoniaball, Latviaball and Saint Petersburgball to relive her imperial glory, spreading Minecraft throughout the World. She'll also colonize Indiaball and blow up the T-Series H.Q. Will also blow up Cocomelon H.Q to retain 2nd place. Polandball however will be an entirely different story as any confrontation with her will result in her joining up with Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthin order to defend herself, ruining the chance of spreading Minecraft. ...wait a minute, they lost last time. Uh oh, Poland. Watch out! Croatiaball cannot be provoked either as she will turn into File:Ustase-icon.png Nazi Croatiaball leading to the return of the Ustashas.
- Switzerlandball - becomes the
Swiss Confederationtangleand takes over Liechtensteinball before revealing he took off his neutrality and conquering Austr- HOLY CRAP, HE JUST TOOK OVER Franceball AND Germanyball ENTIRELY! He also got Liechtensteinball.
- Syriaball - Anschlusses southeast Turkeyball, Cyprusball, Lebanonball, Israelcube, Palestineball, Egyptball, north Sudanball, Iraqball, Kuwaitball, north Saudi Arabiaball and western Iranball to form the File:Assyria-icon.png
- Taiwanball - Under Tsai Ing Wen's orders she begins mobilizing along with the American army the LARGEST FORCE UNDER ANY TAIWANESE LEADERSHIP to become Third Republic of Chinatangle. She will then go to war with Vietnamball, and launch the biggest naval invasion and remove socialism there to revive the Republic of Vietnam. Then she uses this as a base and then wears face masks and allows the army to LAUNCH THE BIG ATTACK AGAINST CHINA. SINCE SHE IS GEARED UP AGAINST ANY PRANKS. SHE INVADES CHINA ONCE AND FOR ALL AND THEN REMOVES COMMUNISM THERE FOR GOOD. THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA HAS DIED. THE KUOMINTANG INSITUTES DEMOCRACY AND ALLOWS HONG KONG AND MACAU INDEPENDENCE FOR THEIR SUPPORT OF TAIWAN! She then writes a list of countryballs to cooperate, believing that the economies of Philippinesball, Laosball, Indonesiaball, Malaysiaball, Tringapore will prosper under the new Chinese leadership. The USA will 100% support China as both nations are considered allies. She also listed all of the countries that have friendly ties with Canada. But wait-oh. She turned far-right. Croatiaball then reverts into File:Ustase-icon.png Nazi Croatiaball and allies with the Kuomintang.
- Thailandball - Anschlusses Laosball, Cambodiaball and becomes
Siamtangle. May also anschluss the Shan State of Myanmarball, the Kelantan, Terengganu, Kedah and Perlis States of Malaysiaball, and parts of Vietnamball.
- Tringapore - Becomes
Singapyramidand anschlusses all members of ASEANball, Australiaball, New Zealandball, Chinaball, as well as most of East Asia and the Malay world. He will enforce racial unity in his clay.
- Tongaball - Becomes
Tu'itangleAnschlusses Tuvaluball, Fijiball, Hawaiiball, Nauruball, Wallis and Futunaball, part of Solomon Islandsball, Kiribatiball, and Samoaball, as well as all three dependencies of New Zealandball.
- Turkeyball - Becomes
OttomantangleAnschlusses Syriaball, Iraqball, Lebanonball, Israelcube, Jordanball Saudi Arabiaball, all Cypriot island, Kuwaitball, Bulgariaball, Greeceball, Albaniaball and Macedoniaball Also removes Armeniaball, and turns Romaniaball and possibly Moldovaball into vassal states. Croatiaball cannot be provoked as she will turn into File:Ustase-icon.png Nazi Croatiaball leading to the return of the Ustashas.
- Ugandaball - Finally finds da wae and follows it to become
Ugandatangle. Removes all homosex and Ugandan Knuckles from his clay and the respective clays of all other East African states bordering his by anschlussing them.
- UKball - Becomes the
Britangle. Anschlusses all ex-colonies ( USAball being the hardest to get) and blows up Sealandball.
- Ukraineball - Anschlusses Crimeaball, Belarusball and Russian Chernozem and Kuban Oblasts such as  Voronezhball, Belgorodball and Lipetskball. Allies with Poland or even marries her.
- Uruguayball - Anschlusses Sulball.
- USAball - Uses the manifest destiny to get more land and becomes
Muricatangleor File:American Patriot-icon.png
Muricasphere. May anschluss parts or all of the following: Canadaball, Greenlandball, Cubaball, Mexicoball, Icelandball, Bahamasball, Liberiaball and all of the Trust Territories. May also anschluss Saint Pierre and Miquelonball, Bermudatriangle, Turks and Caicosball, Cayman Islandball, Jamaicaball, British Virgin Islandsball, Guatemalaball, Japanball, North Koreaball, South Koreaball, Iraqball, Afghanistanball, Vietnamball, Philippinesball and Belizeball. Will also remove all 3balls, beat up the commies, spread freedom and
obesitydemocracy, nuke North Koreaball, deport all Mexicans, remove all jihadists, bankrupt Chinaball, and build a glorious wall in the process.
- Vaticanball - Anschlusses all Catholic countries and becomes
Christangle.He will then attempt to unite all Christian countries so that he can into one last Crusade to remove jihad, homosex, Satanism, blasphemy, abortion and heresy from the face of the Earth. Polandball will join up with Lithuaniaball and becoming the
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthand joins him in the Final Crusade. However Croatiaball if provoked will turn into File:Ustase-icon.png Nazi Croatiaball leading to the return of the Ustashas.
- Venezuelaball - Becomes Maduroreichtangle Anschlusses Ecuadorball, Costa Ricaball, and Panamaball, destroys USAball and NATOball and ends it all by assassinating Juan Guaido. However he cannot provoke Guianaball as he will revert into Triheptist leading to the rise of the Purple Jaguars. Beware!
- Vietnamball - Becomes
Dai Vietangle. Anschlusses Cambodiaball, Laosball and Southern Chinaball becoming Reunified Indochinaball. May also decide to re-humiliate USAball in the process.
- Virginiaball - Becomes The Old Dominiontangle. Anschlusses West Virginiaball and Kentuckyball. He also anschlusses the tyrant as well.
- Republic of Vyondball - Becomes a Teeth Guy. Anschlusses USAball, Canadaball, Greenlandball Mexicoball, Belizeball and Central Americaball, and later tells them that they are grounded until further notice without any of their interests, before ordering them to go back to their homes and sleep forever. However Dominion of Cubaball cannot be provoked since he will transform into a robotic roller-coaster in self-defense. He also might want to watch out for this guy.
- File:Memeland-icon.png Memelandball - blanda app with Lolcatistan, Dogelore, and Weegeeland to become File:Kekistantangle-icon.png
- File:Lolcatistan-icon.png Lolcatistanball - removes all animal abusers from its clay to become File:NEDM-icon.png
NEDMcat. Also nukes NFTland and Basement Cat Island.
- El Kadsreball - Anschlusses the rest of the El Kadsreian Islands to become
Second Vlokozu Uniontangle.
- Eruowoodball - Removes all pedophiles, fascists, communists, vlokists, terrorists, and scammers from its clay. Becomes File:Eruotangle-icon.png
Eruotangle. May anschluss File:Seahaws-icon.png Seahausrawr from El Kadsre.
- Kingdom of Macau - Unites with Belgium and Switzerland to become
United Kingdom of Macau, Belgium and Switzerlandmay anschluss China, Taiwan and Hong Kong to become as New Macau (Hong Kong), Taiwan (Macanese Taiwan) and China (Congress Nanjing) and then Invades Actress Hong Kong Doll for every 1 second
- Island of Sodorball Anschluss all the diesel shunters to create
Island of SodortangleIt will Anschluss Britain and have control over the whole Great Britain so that Diesel wouldn't try to cause anymore trouble.
- No anschlusses yet. Sparking ideas...