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    Polandball Fanon Wiki
               Ah yes,
    GovernmentFederalist Republic
    PersonalityTired, introverted, shy.
    Online persona: Cool, memer, social
    Affiliation UN, NATO,
    Relations and opinions
    Historical information
    How many people?276.7 million
    Is of importants
    Can into space?
    *metal pipe sound effect.mp3*
    wasn't jesus technically a commie?
    who asked + nobody cares + ratio + take the L + your mom
    Welcome to hell
    NoOOooOoooooOOoOo MAtpaT WhyhgyhYAGYHyhYyYYy ;(
    Before corn syrup: I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! After corn syrup: Single family zoning with minimum parking requirements for car-centered housing is a good idea. I love having a personal vehicle. It's worth a 30 minute drive to the nearest grocery chain. My work commute is over an hour but at least I dont have to ride a bus. It's worth it.

    Azureuball, also known as The Federal Republic of Azureuball and The Land of Introverts and redditors is a clay on The Espejo continent. He is friends with The Democratic Republic of Mossikeball, and is neutral with the rest of the people on the continent. He is mostly known for being the 3rd introverted country, with most people staying in their homes, this was mostly due to the 2020 pandemic, which the Azureu government took very seriously, thus people just getting used to the pandemic.




    Azureuball started out as tribe clay as a 9ball in 1674. USAball wanted to abuse manifest their destiny and found their homeland in 1876. (Well, Argentinaball found their land first, they didn't find Azureu, so they just mined and didn't tell anyone else.) This was called American Expedition of Azureu. Azureuball found what it was like in other continents and quickly got used to it. Although, they wanted more power, they didn't just want to be known as a colony of the USA, they wanted to be independent, this led to The Azureuan Revolution. In the end, with Mexico helping them, they won the war and got independence. During modern times, Azureu helped defeat the Nazi's in World War II. Nowadays, people stay in their homes most of the time, this is because during the 2020 pandemic, the government was very strict when it came to staying inside, so many people got used to it.


    Best Friends

    • Mossikeball - He likes touching grass, I like staying in my room all day, polar opposites, yet we're still friends.


    • USAball - Even though we've had our differences, we're allies.
    • Canadaball - Lovely view over there!



    Not cool


    Bro shut yo goofy ahh

    • Nazi Germany - Stupid racist, also thanks for dying and me getting me a split of the money lmaooooooooo 🤑🤑🤑
    • Terrorists - dude why do you do this and why did you bomb two national monuments

    Uhhh, I see people believe that Mario represents Joseph Stalin, so I'm just going to fact check that real quick...

    Done! Here are my results: Mario’s mustache curves up. Stalin’s mustache curves down. Mario has blue eyes. Stalin has brown eyes. Mario is a plumber from Italy—or Mushroom kingdom. Stalin is a dictator from Georgia. Plumbers do the dirty work, cleaning pipes for the people’s benefit. But look at what Mario does regularly in games: collect coins, stars, and items for profit, and in some spin-off mario games like Mario Party, Mario Kart, (chef mario) and other spin-off games, seems to suggest that Mario is NOT communist and is capitalist or a democratic liberal, somewhere on the right. But maybe we will never know, Nintendo is very protective of their games and wouldn't make something like that slip away. Also, this belief came from Matpat's VERY OLD "Mario is communist" theory, In Matpat's remastered episode, he confirms that watching his old videos makes him find a lot of mistakes. He also thought that his script for these videos was cringe. So MatPat cannot confirm this theory, like, at all.

    I guess heres a recipe for sponge cake i found on the internet or smth


    Every cake expert or beginner would need the following essential tools and equipment to make their baking experience stress free

    • You would need a hand mixer, in fact, it doesn’t have to be fancy. My hand trusted hand mixer was less than a tenner when I bought it and I have had it almost 9 years now. I would recommend using a hand mixer because of the quantity used in this recipe.
    • A mixing bowl, same as my hand mixer, my no fancy mixing bowl from ASDA (not sponsored by the way) has been serving me since forever. It is 8 years strong!
    • Kitchen timer, this is important as you don’t want to open that oven too quick or you will have sunken cake. Your phone timer would suffice too
    • Cake tins: in whatever form they come but if you are starting out I would suggest you stick to the basic cake tins.
    • Spatula: to scrape every bit of your batter into the cake tin, no messing about here and yes we are saying no to food waste too.
    • Cake tester: this could be a toothpick, skewers or an actual cake tester.
    • parchment paper or cake pan liner: use this to line the case of the cake pan for ease when removing the cake from the pan.

    How to make it

    • Preheat the oven at 180C/ 375F or 160C/320F for a fan oven
    • Prepare the cake pans (2 x 8” round). Butter and line the tin base with a circle parchment paper
    • Using a hand mixer or stand mixer
    • Start by creaming the sugar and butter together until light and fluffy. This should be about 3 to 5 minutes
    • Then add the eggs one at a time along with the vanilla essence and mix until combined
    • Add the flour and baking powder if using.
    • Using a wooden spoon or spatula, fold the flour into the mixture until well combined. Lastly, add the milk and mix till well incorporated into the batter.
    • Divide the batter between the prepared tins and bake in the oven for between 25 to 30 minutes or until skewers/cake tester comes out clean.
    • Remove cake from the oven and leave to cool, remove from the tin and place on a cooling rack.
    • Once it's done cooling, enjoy!
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