Batlonia is a Country in Eastern Europe who Legalized LGBT marraige
- Australiaball- Best buddy of mine we both legalized gay marriage
but help me because Russia is watching me!!!
- Serbiaball- Best buddies but he sometimes hate me because i always defend that kebab friend of mine
- Turkeyball- one of my best friends Dont worry i will hide you from serbia a lot of Turks visit my clay
- Philippinesball- Son of USA but a lot of Batlonians visit his clay but why do you hate my communist friend
- Chinaball- My communist friend a lot of chinese tour my clay for tourism he is also my second largest trading partner.
- File:Malgonadas-icon.png Malgonadasball- Another friend from South America but your brother is hating on us just becuase they lost in the FIFA World Cup in Russia
- USAball (sometimes)-
CAPITALIST PIGI used to hate him after what he did in 1953 but he is my number one trading partner he gives me apple products.
- Crimeaball- You are Ukrainian Clay not that homosex remover you deserve to be a part of ukraine
- Ukraineball- We both hate Russia, also I recognize crimea to be a part of your clay.
- COVID-19- STUPID WUHAN WHY DID THAT VIRUS INFECTED ME!!!!!
- Brazilball- 2018 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!! Ha! I Defeated you in FIFA World Cup.
- Russiaball- Homosex Remover dont kill me russia pls
I CAN EXPLAIN!!!!
- Ugandaball- WHY YOU REMOVE HOMOSEX your even worse than that other homosex remover
- USAball (1953)- WHY DID YOU KILL 45 INNOCENT BATLONIANS YOU BIG MURDER REMOVE CAPITALISM REMOVE REMOVE THAT CAPITALIST BURGER REMOVE REMOVE!!!!!!!
- Hong Kongball Taiwanball Uyghurball- YOU GUYS ARE OF RIGHTFUL CHINA CLAY SHOOO!
- Kosovoball- YOU BELONG TO SERBIA YOU ARE OF SERBIAN CLAY OK!