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Bedrockium is located in the Pacific Continent along with Bedrock, Redrock, Blue Stone, Marieland, Hazelwoodland, Ravenville, Frankenstan, Westopolis, Uhack, Beckprojeck and Zedro Country.
| Bedrockiumball | |
|---|---|
 I'll go to war with you, Russia, Don't think about pushing me! | |
| Government | Democratic Republic |
| Personality | Smart, Violent, Always Thirsty. |
| Language(s) |  English   Native Pacific Language (Thanks to Bedrockish people) |
| Capital | Roanokium |
| Affiliation |  NATO, Pacific union, QUAD, BRICKSTIONS. |
| Relations and opinions | |
| Friends |  Zedroball
 [Sings "I won't let go"] |
| Enemies |  Impret Moron |
| Historical information | |
| Predecessor | File:American Bedrockium-icon.png American Bedrockiumball |
| Population | |
| How many people? | 415,000,000 |
| Is of importants | |
| Can into space? | Yes |
| Börk | Normal Laugh, nothing special. |
| Food | Macaroni and Cheese Pizza. |
| Notes | |
History
It got split up, see Bedrockiumball/History
Relationships
Me in Different Forms
This is Me in Asian Form.
This is Me if I was to wear Sunglasses like USA.
This is Me if I was a freaking terrorist! which I'm not!
This is Me in Kawaii form! MEOW!!
This is me when I get so mad. 
ANSCHLUSS TIME!!
Best Friends
Siberiaball - My best friend! I'll do anything to protect you! no matter the cost! but that was a dumb move bringing Russia to those War games, next time if those war games come, Don't invite Russia, He's a Terrorist.
USAball - My Dumb Ignorant father, But I still respect him, and He still likes me. Just Don't call yourself "MURICA" Because that is a stupid name! there's something else too. I will say it somewhere else.
Virginiaball - Real Virginia.
Roanokeball - Real Roanoke, I'm glad you're in REAL Virginia and not 
Fake Virginia.
Ukraineball - [ Sings ] I will Stand with you, I will help you thru, When you've done all you can do, and you can't cope, I will dry your eyes, I will fight your fight, I will hold you tight and I won't let go...
Russian Rebels - Anti-war Rebels, I support this move!
Island of Sodorball - My favorite uncle! He has trains that I like!
Uhackball - You know, this Country was the original me.
Zedroball - I allied with him in WW1, WW2 and I will ally with him in WW3.
Bedrockball - My President's Best Friend is the President of Bedrock. but why is the USA building a Military Base inside Bedrock?
Redrockball - It's President died due to no reason. It's president was my president's mom! It's gonna have an election on the 10th of October. hopefully, My president can manage to be president of two countries at the same time.
Blue Stoneball - The Other Country that I like- Bikini Bottomball - My Underwater Sibling, There's an imposter trying to be like you. but Don't worry, I'm on your side.
- Liberty Cityball - GTA 3 or 4? Both! Because no matter the name stealing, Both of these countries are my Friends!
- San Andreasball - "All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ!!", Favorite line. Carl Johnson lives here.
- Dimmsdaleball - Dumb Country, has the lowest IQ rating. Probably has cookies as money.
- Los Santosball, Sandy Shoresball and Paleto Bayball - My three siblings! Probably the the siblings with the most blood on their face.
- North Yanktonball - My cold bloody Sibling!
- Umicityball - This is where I learn all of my math! I go to this place and whenever I don't know stuff, they teach it to me. It's like every person there are math teachers. Especially 2 tiny kids and 1 tiny Robot.
- Adventure Bayball and other Paw Patrol Cities - This City brings Action and Education together!
- Axle Cityball - This has the same thing, the only thing I don't like is the fact that the characters always look at the freaking camera!!!, but Still, this City as Action and such.
- Zahramay Fallsball - My Magical sister, this is where all wishes come true!
- Oceanusball If He's an Ally of Island of Sodor, then He's an ally of me!
Marielandball - She is my best friend, and the only friend that has my president's sister as a president.
Egyptball, 
Moroccoball, 
Nigeriaball, 
Ethiopiaball, and 
South Africaball - The Only African Nations that shall be my friends.
Regular Friends
- Mr Beast - I don't know why but all of a sudden, I Just like him now, and so do Billionaires! He might become a Billionaire one day, Who knows? and he could reach 1 Billion Subscribers on Youtube. again, Who knows?! if he comes to my country and starts to open a business in there, I will be a fan of it. unlike Amazon, who is aggressive, but this person is Friendly, he can do what he wants in my area. I maybe a country with 999 quadrillion Dollars, but even I like him. Defend Mr Beast! protect him at all costs!
Mikhail Gorbachev (Dead) - R.I.P Hero, You and your heroic actions will be missed. You actually brought the Cold War to an end. you made friends with me and the USA. I don't care what the Russians say about you, you were the real hero of the world by ending the cold war. Rest in Peace friend, you will be missed...- Shinzo Abe (Dead) - R.I.P Friend, you will be missed. I don't know why more friendly people keep getting killed these days! It's like my friends are being put into deathtraps!
- Evergrande Bedrockium - Boy, You're lucky, Evergrande China is in so much debt.
- Tommy Vercetti - Well, at least you don't take Russia's side, I'll give you that. can you please move out of Vice City?
Democratic Republic of Indiaball - Finally, The India that Hates Russia! We are still allied with each other, we still trade with each other, the only difference that This India's flag doesn't have the blue circle in the middle. and He's an ACTUAL Democratic Republic, He's not that Neutral person who thinks he is neutral when he's ACTUALLY ON RUSSIA'S SIDE! that's the other India, This India is on the correct side! He still Hates China which is good. He likes Pakistan a little now and he doesn't want to claim Kashmir but Pakistan told him to claim it anyways.
Gigitizeball - Just Friends, nothing special.
Thailandball - Poor thing, Shrinking Population, and why are you letting Chinese visitors in your area?!
Turkiyeball - I support you in the bullying Armenia, Armenia should not keep that shrimp going. and I also support you in the battle against Greece.
Saalafball - We are in NATO Together, I'm glad you support Ukraine because Russia actually did something wrong. But I gotta say something else that's not even nice.
Friends that I cannot trust
- USAball - I do not know why the frick you slammed Saudi Arabia, Saudi Arabia did nothing wrong! I'm starting to not trust you! cause if you're gonna make enemies with other countries, then I Just can't trust you anymore! and I am very glad I sanctioned you! you frickin deserved it!!
- : and with one sanction towards you comes 100,000 sanctions towards Russia!! I did 10 towards you, so I will 1,000,000 towards Russia!!
Neutral
Ravenvilleball - Best Friend, but it's also Best Friends with Beckprojeck! no, you either be my friend or be his friend! if you are his friend then you are my enemy!
Xi Jinping - Congrats on the Third Term! Will you actually bring the stuff you said you was gonna bring to the People of China?
Actual Israelcube - this is the Israel in real life, he didn't do anything wrong to my standards. He's in Brickstionsbrick. but this country better control it's alternative self. as the alternitave version is a Dictatorship.
- Actual Israel: I have a Dictator alternative self?!
- Alternative Israel: Hewwo, Motherf**ker! time to die!
: I don't support you, Alternative Israel, I support the Real Israel, which is a Democratic Nation, in which you are a Dictatorship.- Alternative Israel: I AM THE REAL ISRAEL!!
- : No you're not, the Democratic Israel is the Real Israel, you are a Dictatorship. That's it, end of story.
- Actual Israel: Thank you.
- : You're welcome.
Green Ukraineball - Looks like a country called Green Ukraine got independence from Siberia... It's like Regular Ukraine but in Asia.
Tibetball and File:East Turkestan-icon.png Turkestanball - I would congratulate on your independence, but...
Neon Districtball - I'm actually glad you see my side of things about Russia, Russia is the bad guy, and now, everyone is on Defcon 2, both of us could be headed towards a war with Russia, and I'm afraid that might damage our economies. like we both HATE Russia.- 2nd Morphy Republicball - What the heck is a funk? I don't understand...
- Kekistanball - Look, Kekistan, I when it comes to Trump and Biden, I'm actually neutral! I do not even care who is in office! everyone is trying to make me pick a side on this one! I SAID I AM NEUTRAL!!
or 
Polandball - Your flag is Red on the Bottom in real life, but in Polandball it is Red on the top, like 
Indonesia. WHICH IS THE REAL THING?!!
Enemies
All of Africa (Except Egyptball, Moroccoball, Nigeriaball, Ethiopiaball, and South Africaball) - I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!! YOU ALL HAVE NOTHING TO LIVE FOR!!- Saalafball - First of all, it was the Ottoman Empire that did the Genocide in Armenia, not Turkiye, there's a difference, second, Why support Iran? He's friends with Russia so, why? that's all I gotta say.
Greeceball - Impret Moron that supports Armenia! he is also friends with Serbia! I THINK HE IS FRIENDS WITH RUSSIA!!
Westopolisball - OH, So now you changed sides and went against me, huh?! You went on Russia's side?! you are now my enemy!
Beckprojeckball - Another moron that's on Russia's side!
Aceqoball - You little shrimp, I don't trust you, and why did you say Wyoming didn't exist?! Wyoming is a state! oh, and by the way, if you steal my secrets, I'll F**KING kill you!
Fake Roanoke - I'm sorry but the Roanoke in Virginia is the REAL Roanoke!
Fake India - Sorry, but the other India is much better than you are! glad you Just Border Bangladesh and Myanmar!- Vice Cityball - Ignorant sibling that took Russia's side!
- Bubbletuckyball - Stupid Canadian Imposter of My Sibling!! He also likes Russia!!
- Royal Woodsball - NOPE!! NOPE!! I'LL NEVER RECOGNIZE YOU!! YOU ARE JUST A RIP-OFF OFF OF MY SIBLING!! NOPE!! NOPE!! DON'T THINK ABOUT MAKING ME YOUR FRIEND!!
Amazon Companyball - You tried to close a Walmart store! You are completely banned from my area! Don't even think about trying to set business in my area because I will ban you again!- Evergrandeball - Boy, you have more money in debt than Amazon has money in assets! and I hate Amazon!
Zedroan Soviet Socialist Republic - My poor friend Zedro got anschlussed by The Soviet Union and became this! Me, Bedrock and Redrock will free Regular Zedroball if it takes me a decade!!
"Murica" - Name stealer off of 
Murcia, Spain.- Pork - HARAM!! SO FRICKIN HARAM!!
- Pepperoni - You are the exception, I need you on my pizza!
Worst Enemies
- Israelcube (JEVILOGEN's Canon) - You are a Dictatorship, the Democratic Israel is the Real Israel. plus, if you were even real, I'd Wouldn't support either you nor Palestine. I'd stay away. I'd count you and Palestine as part of Egypt if you were real.
Hostile Relations, Everything can trigger a War
Very Hostile Relations, More than Everything can trigger a War
Impret Asshole - STOP THE WAR IN UKRAINE RIGHT F**KING NOW!! AND I HEARD THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SURROUNDING THE USA WITH YOUR WARSHIPS!! IDNK HOW TF YOU GOT PAST BRITAIN, ICELAND AND SIBERIA'S FLEET WITHOUT THEM KNOWING, BUT I KNOW YOU'RE UP TO TROUBLE!! I'LL SURROUND YOU WITH MY WARSHIPS!! SEE HOW YOU LIKE THAT!! AND ALSO, YOU TOOK OUT ONE OF USA'S DRONES!! AND YOU ALSO TOOK OUT ONE OF MY DRONES!! THAT WAS VERY PROVOKETIVE, UNSAFE AND AGRESSIVE!! FRICKIN IDIOT, WE SHOULD BE AT WAR WITH EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW!! BUT WE ARE NOT. DO NOT KNOW THE REASON WHY, BUT WE ARE NOT!! BUT OUR RELATIONS ARE AT THE VERY LOWEST IT CAN BE!! I HAD IT WITH YOU, YOU IMPRET MORON!! WHAT OTHER PROVOKETIVE MOVES ARE YOU GONNA TAKE AGAINST ME?! HUH?! ARE YOU GONNA STRIKE ME WITH NUCLEAR BOMBS?! CAUSE I CAN TELL YOU, THOSE ARE JUST EMPTY THREATS!! WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GONNA DO THEN, HUH?! INVADE THE BALTICS?! INVADE FINLAND?! INVADE GEORGIA?! INVADE AZERBAIJAN?! INVADE SIBERIA?! INVADE KAZAKHSTAN?! INVADE NORWAY?! CAUSE I CAN TELL YOU, I WILL BE THERE TO HELP THEM IF YOU DO THAT!! JUST REMEMBER!! WE CAN NEVER BE FRIENDS IF YOU KEEP DOING WHAT YOU ARE DOING!! JUST REMEMBER THAT!!
Vladolf Putler - You keep starting this crap! You got Shinzo Abe killed, you got the last Soviet Leader killed and you got Queen Elizabeth 2 killed!! YOU FRICKIN NEED TO BE KILLED YOURSELF!! YOU NEED TO BE DEAD!! I'M FRICKIN SERIOUS!! YOU FRICKIN NEED TO BE KILLED ASSHOLE!! YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO BE FRICKING KILLED ASSHOLE!! F*CK PUTIN!!
- : AND HE ALSO KILLED MY PRESIDENT!!
- : OH YEAH!! I FORGOT ABOUT THAT!! HIS PRESIDENT WAS MY PRESIDENT'S FAMILY MEMBER!!
- : I haven't even met your president yet!
- : STILL!! MY PRESIDENT DOESN'T WANT TO MEET YOU!! I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL!!
Armeniaball - LOOK IMPRET MORON!! TURKIYE DID NOT DO THE FRICKIN GENOCIDE!! IT WAS THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE!! BUT YOU KEEP ACTING LIKE IT WAS TURKIYE DOING IT!! AND YOUR CONFLICT WITH AZERBAIJAN?! I'M SORRY, BUT I WILL SUPPORT AZERBAIJAN IN THIS CONFLICT!! YOU HAVE A MENTAL ILLNESS THAT YOU NEED TO GET STRAIGHTENED!! AND THAT TERRITORY THAT YOU SAY IT YOURS IS ACTUALLY PART OF AZERBAIJAN!! YOU NEED TO STOP OR THINGS WILL GET WORSE!!
Chinaball - WTF?!! YOU SENT A SPY BALLOON INTO MY AREA?!! AND OH. I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!! YOU ARE SENDING AID TO RUSSIA!! I AM SORRY, BUT I CANNOT TRUST YOU ANYMORE!! YOU ARE INTERACTING WITH THE ENEMY!! YOU ARE ALSO BEING AGGRESSIVE TOWARDS TAIWAN!! YOU ARE BEING AGGRESSIVE TOWARDS VIETNAM, PHILIPPINES, THAILAND, MALAYSIA AND INDONESIA!! YOU NEED TO STOP!! OE THINGS WILL GET WORSE!!
Very Very Hostile Relations, at a State of War
Lines
Very Important Line: whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart, whoever want him back has no brain.
The Golden Girls #1: No, Rose, We're gonna go to some dumb country and try to use them as Money.
Spongebob #1: I'm Gale Doppler, And I control the weather.
Reba #1: Why is it we are the only house in Texas without a gun?!
Gunsmoke #1: You better pack up and leave or else you will be thrown in Jail.
Spongebob #2: I'm Ready!! I'm Read-- D'oh! I'm Read-- D'oh! I'm Read-- D'oh! I'm Read-- D'oh! I'm Read-- D'oh! [ Repeats x10 ]
Spongebob #3: Okay! Burger Beard! Prepare to be teamworked!
- I'm gonna scrub my armpits with you!
- uh, I don't get it.
- Because you're a sponge.
- DUH!!
The Golden Girls #2: No, Blanche, She's upset because they keep changing the taste of Coke.
Sung Songs
No Lie: Feel your eyes, they all over me, Don't be shy, take control of me, Get the vibe, it's gonna be lit tonight. No Lie!
