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    UNDER RESTRUCTION

    Borneocube File:Jevil-icon.png
    Minecraftiacube.png
    Remove Terrorists.
    GovernmentFile:Muslim Kingdom-icon.png Federal Parliamentary Constitutional Islamic Monarchy
    PersonalityBrave, westernized, hospitable, peacemaker, kebab defender
    Language(s) English

    File:Swedish Empire-icon.png Swedish

    File:Malaysia-icon.png Malay

    13 others
    Type Austronesian-Semitic

    File:Germania-icon.png Germanic

    File:Panslavic-icon.png Slavic
    CapitalFile:St Minersburg-icon.png St. Minersburgpotato
    Affiliation NATOball

    ASEANball

    File:OIC-icon.png OICball

    File:OPEC-icon.png OPECball

    UNball
    Religion(s) Islam
    • Sunni
    • Shia

    Christianity

    • Borneoan Maronite
    • Western Catholicism
    • Anglicanism
    • Borneoan Orthodox
    • Greek Catholicism
    • Greek Orthodoxy
    • Lutheranism

    Judaism

    • Trad. Judaism
    • European Judaism

    Native beliefs

    Atheism

    Chinese religions:

    File:India-icon (tangle).png Indian religions:

    • Hinduism

    But most of all,

    Relations and opinions
    FriendsFile:Earth-icon.png Everyone, especially:

    File:Sweden-icon.png Best mamma in the world

    File:Malaysia-icon.png My pappa

    Adoptive pappa

    Stepfather (sometimes)

    File:Sri Lanka-icon.png Adoptive mother

    File:Belgium-icon.png Other adoptive father

    Grandfather

    File:Saudi Arabia-icon.png Uncle (rarely)

    File:India-icon.png Aunt

    File:Czech-icon.pngFile:Slovakia-icon.pngFile:Hungary-icon.pngFile:Bulgaria-icon.pngFile:Romania-icon.png Adoptive uncles and aunties

    File:Singapore-icon.png My triangle friend

    File:Netherlands-icon.pngFile:France-icon (beret).png Step-cousins

    USAball

    File:Kosovo-icon.png Islamic European brother

    File:Al Dereba-icon.png Al Derebaball

    Can into Muslim

    File:Ind-HK-icon.png Hong Kongball

    File:Norway-icon.png Ruthless vikings

    File:Iceland-icon.png Imaginative skalds

    Even though I am Muslim

    File:Slovenia-icon.png Malaysia's alter-ego

    Otaku friend (sometimes)

    File:Albania-icon.png Albaniaball

    File:Robotia-icon.png Robot friend (sometimes)

    Cataloniaball

    Crimeaball

    File:Ireland-icon.png Irelandball

    Pakcik Rakija (frenemy)

    Gypsyball

    File:Finland-icon.png Finlandball

    File:Austria-icon.png Austriaball

    The nerdy guy in East Asia

    File:Australia-icon.png Confusion

    Rusia (frenemy)

    File:Estonia-icon.png Mõmmi ja Aabits

    neutral boi

    Canadaball

    File:Latvia-icon.png Potato dude

    File:Indoreswik Empire-icon.png Indoreswik Empireball
    Enemies Racist uncle (frenemy) (worst enemy until 2015)

    File:Indonesia-icon.pngFile:Spain-icon.pngFile:Greece-icon.png Traitors (neutral)

    File:Saudi Arabia-icon.png Oppressive uncle (mostly)

    Abusive stepdad (when having bad day)

    File:Rangastan-icon.png Islamophobe and Dimsum puppet

    File:Cyprus-icon.png Cyprusball (in American football)

    Name stealer

    File:Gyönyörű Földünk-icon.pngFile:Taliban-icon.png Worst Enemies Forever!!!

    File:UAE-icon.png Roblox remover (sometimes)

    Culture stealer (sometimes)

    File:Nazi-icon.png Worse than Rakiya

    Crimea is Ukraine (frenemy)

    Child Abuse Lover

    NO K-POP ALLOWED (sometimes)

    File:Angola-icon.png Portuguese Dim Sum Puppet

    File:Robotia-icon.png DON'T ROBOTIZE ME (sometimes)

    File:Transnistria-icon.png TIDAK UNTUK MERDEKA!!!

    File:Romania-icon.pngFile:Moldova-icon.pngFile:Italy-icon.pngFile:Hungary-icon.pngFile:Bulgaria-icon.pngFile:Slovakia-icon.pngFile:Kosovo-icon.pngFile:Croatia-icon.pngFile:Czech-icon.pngFile:Szekelyland-icon.png Gypsy removers (Rarely)

    USSR Puppet State

    File:Donald Trump-icon.png Racist monster

    File:Duterte-icon.png Go commit die you psycho

    File:Pakistan-icon.png Kashmir is India (frenemy)

    Insane communist

    Formerly:

    File:Sweden-icon.png My ibu (under PM Searge)

    File:Malaysia-icon.png My ayah (1989-97)

    Catalonia adalah Sepanyol (under PM Searge)

    File:Bangladesh-icon.png Too many Bangkalas (under PM Searge)
    LikesÖil, göld, more göld, silver, diamönds, expensive crystal gems, rich stuff, and lots of GÖLD!!! File:Capitalist-icon.png Capitalism, Democracy, diversity, his family, being a generous bruv (the secret to his eternal wealth revealed), göld, instant ramen, nasi lemak, homosex (some places), gaming equipment, always wearing black hoodie and gaming headphones, Masjid Akershus, Menara Jam YAB Ralph VI, Major Teehee, Elementals of Minerholm, protecting File:Sweden-icon.png Sweden, göld, lasagna, burgers, his mother's meatballs and more, Royal Opera House, Blåbärpojke (We caused the blueberry inflation fetish) Local cartoons (Fuad the Guardian Angel, CyberDaniel, Sayur-Sayuran Ceritahan, etc.), göld, looking edgy, Video games (Roblox, Minecraft, Fortnite, and a whole lot more!), being rich (yet somehow generous), and most of all, GÖLD!!!!!!
    DislikesGreedy bosses, putting profit above people, spending all his wealth on unnecessary things (he knows the term "riches-to-rags" and to him it sounds very unpleasant), being called infidel, YA ALLAH PLEASE NO!!! communists, File:Nazi-icon.png fascists/nazis, fake news, File:Gyönyörű Földünk-icon.png Terrorists, When his stepfather abuses him, having sour days especially when China gets involved, etc, when File:Romania-icon.pngFile:Moldova-icon.pngFile:Italy-icon.pngFile:Hungary-icon.pngFile:Bulgaria-icon.pngFile:Slovakia-icon.pngFile:Kosovo-icon.pngFile:Croatia-icon.pngFile:Czech-icon.pngFile:Szekelyland-icon.png these people remove gypsies (gypsies are a minority in my country and we treat them nicely), counterfeit foods (Especially from China), Weatherstar4000video (he sent a fictional character to my clay, but I am rich country), Crappy off-brands (I WANT THE ORIGINAL!!! REMOVE!!!), losing all of his göld, diamönds and other riches to corruption, RULE34 (REMOVE IMMEDIATELY !!!)
    Historical information
    Founded1778/May 13th 1965
    Population
    Is of importants
    Can into space?Yes (Roket Negara launch 2008 never forget)
    BörkLepörk lepörk (Fusion of his parents' börks, Börk and Lepak), pit pit, inflation inflation
    FoodNasi briyani, mixed berry rojak, kari ayam, blueberry pie, shepherd's pie, kari debal, blueberry wine, nasi ayam hainan, mie goreng, mie ayam, mie daging, bakkutteh, bebola daging sweden, kek puteri, keju sweden, mie berlapis (lasagna), burger ayam/daging, waffles, Borneoan or Borneoan chocolate (the only major non-European type of chocolate), other Swedish, Belgian and Malaysian food, blåbärpojke
    Notes
    I AM NOT OF Minecraftiaball YOU NEGARA-NEGARA BODOH!!!
    Ughhh...I feel...fulll...(groans)...yummmyyy...(explodes)
     
    — Blåbärpojke
    Swedish meatballs best!
     
    — Borneocube
    Bersekutu Bertambah Mutu
     
    — Motto of Borneo

    Minecraftiacube, also called Borneocube and officially the Sultanate of Minecraftiaball, is an Asian El Dorado guardian angel of File:Sweden-icon.png Swedenball and File:Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball fruit inflation fetish lover a federal parliamentary constitutional sultanate in Southeast Asia. He is located northwest of File:Indonesia-icon.png Indonesia, east of File:Malaysia-icon.png Malaysia, south of the Philippines, and southeast of Thailand. He is a founding member of ASEANball and is one of the only non-ball ASEAN members (alongside Tringapore), and is a cube like Israelcube. He can into most European of ASEAN, however is still half Asian. Do not confuse with the  Minecraftiaball that looks like Feudal Japan.

    His cube shape is a reference to the Kaaba, the cube-shaped structure in Mecca, the holy city of  Islam, the dominant federal religion of Borneo, of which the Kaaba plays an important role. It is also because, the Matter of Borneo (the body of early modern literature and legendary/allegorical material created during the colonization era of the country), which believes in the universe being cube-shaped. When you ask him why he is a cube, he responds with "Kaabah and national esotericism". His cube shape is also meant to distinguish himself from Borneo.

    His birthday is May 13th.

    Languages

    Common languages

    Bold = national language.

    English

    File:Malaysia-icon.png Malay

    File:Sweden-icon.png Swedish

    File:Netherlands-icon.pngFile:Belgium-icon.pngFile:Luxembourg-icon.png European Low Country languages

    Chinese

    • Standard Mandarin
    • Cantonese
    • Hokkien
    • Teochew

    File:India-icon.png Indian languages

    Arabic

    File:Norse-icon.png Nordic languages

    Tagalog

    Central European languages

    Regional languages

    Eastern Borneo

    Native Malayan languages

    • Tutong
    • Belait
    • Dusun
    • Iban
    • Borneoan Bisaya
    • Murut

    File:Indonesia-icon.png Indonesian languages

    Western Borneo

    Southern Borneo

    North and Northwestern Borneo

    Capital Region (St. Minersburg)

    History

    Pre-Colonial Era

    He was born when File:1-icon.png 1balls (Malayo-Polynesians) set up city-states in the area. There they discovered an isle full of fertile land, gold reserves and precious gems. So much wealth, no wonder they would turn to capitalism later on. The country was so resource-rich, even the Europeans found out, and set sail for the island. The Natives did not care, they had already learned to accept the arrivals of the Chinese peoples to the area. Trade prospered, and ships and storehouses were being built across the island.

    Belgian-Swedish-British Colonization Years

    It was around 1689 when the File:Belgium-icon.pngFile:Sweden-icon.png Belgians, Swedes and Brits, the first three countries to discover the wealth of the isle of Borneo, came to arrive and take all the resources (not all however, as the colonists actually learned the value of generosity from the natives after hearing one too many moral stories), before setting up colonies around the island.

    Also, the Swedes brought their legends to the island, including the Näcken, the trolls, and even the Kraken. Then the Indians came, and the natives learned to deal with their arrival, naturally. There were not just File:Tamil Nadu-icon.png Tamils, there were File:India-icon.png Hindus and File:Pakistan (turban)-icon.png Urdus as well. Even the  Spanish Empire set up a colony in what ended up becoming Avinas City in Millatjan state.

    But they worried about something else. Pirates that is, so the colonists and natives joined forces in order to keep out smugglers and pirates from their island, in which they succeeded. As reward, they let them free on January 17th 1778, but that never lasted long as the File:Sweden-icon.png Swedish Overseas Empire reclaimed them in 1793.

    Early Modern Borneo

    In 1795, Borneoan Republicans pulled off a File:Vivelaspin.gif revolution, inspired from France, and attempted to overthrow the Swedish rule and establish the "Republic of Borneo". After the Siege of Lavendria however, both sides surrender and the Republicans are executed for treason, and the monarchy is able to endure.

    Sometime in the 1820's, File:Czech-icon.pngFile:Slovakia-icon.pngFile:Hungary-icon.pngFile:Bulgaria-icon.pngFile:Romania-icon.png people from South Central Europe came to live in Borneo's clay. They survived because of the hospitality of the original peoples of the island, and later went on to establish some towns across the country. Then File:Indonesia-icon.png these two came into his clay and were warmly welcomed by the people of Borneo/Borneo/you get it, etc.

    In 1872, ex-King of Penang Ralph VI (who went on to have a clock tower at Dataran Nasional in St. Minersburg named after him), now captain of a pirate crew comprised of other pirates, raided the port of St. Minersburg and went on to discover a treasure chest buried by Malay people under Pulau Ralph VI (named in his honor). Ralph VI died of leprosy in 1875, 3 years after discovering the treasure. 

    The War Years

    Borneo was invaded by File:Japanese-Empire-icon.png Imperial Japanball in 1940 and made into a puppet state, however a peaceful revolt then led the Japanese to give it back to File:Belgium-icon.png Belgium. It lasted until May 13th 1965 when it was released through a referendum whereas 71% voted yes and 29% voted no, thus giving it a peaceful indepenence declaration.

    During the Cold War, Borneo refused to participate in any of America's or USSR's business and chose to remain away from the war and thus sided with the NAM (Non-Aligned Movement), commonly referred to as the Third World. After the Cold War, Borneo applied for NATO membership. It is now a member of said alliance.  But refused to bomb Kosovo due to the large minority of Kosovars in his clay.

    Personality

    Borneocube is brave and barely has any "phobias" except for astraphobia (fear of thunder), which explains how scared he is when there is a thunderstorm coming. Nowadays he is beginning to conquer that fear. He is a peacemaker (representing its involvement in world affairs), and tries to negotiate tensions between countries especially Albania and Serbia. He is depicted as an angelic figure, with wings and a halo, and usually wields a Malayan dagger called keris with 13 "luk" or curves, one luk actually represents a state. Borneocube's depiction as a guardian angel is because during WW2, Borneo supported Sweden and Malaysia with aid.

    Relationships

    Family and Other Friends (kompisar/kawan-kawan/friends)

    Everybody loves Borneo! (Especially my family, and with some exceptions)

    • File:Sweden-icon.png Swedenbola - My ibu who brought blueberries, meatballs, Minecraft and IKEA to my clay. She calls me her guardian angel, as I supported her and gave her aid during the second World War. Thanks for the näcken and blåbärpojke! We both support the Anglo-Sino-furry guy and File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball. You made a game about my country, but why did you leave out the blåbärpojke? You should add it next time. (Oh. I realized that the blåbärpojke is inappropriate) BEST MAMMA! The sad part is, we used to hate each other under the cursed Searge era (2005-2015) for "historical reasons".
    • File:Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiabola - Ayah who supports and recognizes my European brother File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball. Best dad to ever exist, has delicious food like nasi biryani and best cartoons! He hates  pakcik and removes Rakiya from premises. But we used to hate each other from 1989 to 1997. I heard you were pretending to be File:Slovenia-icon.png Slovenia, is that true? If so, so be it. I also heard you were working for my File:Belgium-icon.png stepdad. Sorry ayah for invasion of privacy, I just discovered a Slovenia costume in your closet while you were not looking. I heard he accepted my apology, so we're fine now...Just hope he stops Rakiya from abusing my geek friend.
    • Inggrisbola - My other Ayah who has an "immortal" queen. Stop saying she is immortal, you negara-negara bodoh!!! We all know everyone will eventually die. Gave us tea, Panggang Ahad and George Arthur Andrew (Memeulous)! Being a peacemaker myself, make the Falklands independent instead of annexing it plox. He recognizes File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball as independent and Crimea as Ukrainian.
    • File:Sri Lanka-icon.png Sri Lankabola - Adoptive mama who brought File:Sri Lanka-icon.pngFile:Tamil Nadu-icon.png Tamils to my clay.
    • File:Belgium-icon.png Belgiumbola - Other adoptive dad who has roti waffle, coklat and fries (which he stole from Latvia). I heard from that geek friend of mine that my File:Malaysia-icon.png ayah is working for you undercover as File:Slovenia-icon.png his mother, is that true? If so, I don't care. At least I have the coolest dad ever because of you. I salute you, Belgien, for being a badass and cool spy mentor! Recognizes File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovo. I used to hate you during the era of the damned PM Searge, due to, again, "historical reasons". I don't know why that happens.
    • Cinabola - My transvetite stepmom who allows File:LGBT-icon.png homosex and gays. First country to legalize homosex in Asia. I respect LGBT, but not many Borneoans are gay/homosex/transgender, because of majority being Islam. You are independent and not clay of  my very own abusive stepdad!!!
    • File:India-icon.png Indiabola - Makcik who gave us some of her people, Kari Ayam, Nasi Briyani, Roti Prata, and Bintangan cinema (Inspired by his Bollywood, Indian version of Hollywood.) I am more diverse than you, sorry! (sarcasm) She hates File:Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanbola. Please, fix your environmental issues and go green, like me! Sadly, she doesn't recognize File:Kosovo-icon.png my European bro and supports my racist uncle over him. But at least she hates communist stepdaddy and supported my File:Ind-HK-icon.png Anglo-Sinitic furry friend during his final protests.
    • My makcik-pakcikan from Central Europe:
    • File:Turkey-icon.png Turkibola - Gave me kebabs, shawarma and bellydancing. He recognizes File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball because he is kebab like me, is a kebab defender, and hates File:Donald Trump-icon.png Trump too for allowing white cops to murder a black person.
    • File:Singapore-icon.png Segitigapura - Brother who is 40% less European. You are triangle, I am cube! Why sometimes, you hate my File:Malaysia-icon.png Ayah? You call him "racist"? He is not the  Serbia of Asia...I'm trying to fix his racism problem. (Borneoans aren't racist, they are shown to accept each other as Borneoans)
    • My stepcousins who are relatives of File:Belgium-icon.png Belgium:
    • File:Ind-HK-icon.png Hongkongbola - File:Germania-icon.png Anglo-Sinitic furry DJ thing. My  communist uncle used to bully him before he got AIDS and died. My other Ayah a.k.a. Inggris and my Transvetite Datuk Republik Cina are better than Pakcik Cina!
    • Amerika Syarikatbola - The guy who introduced burgers and Halloween to my nation! The only Islamic nation to make Halloween an official holiday. Most of our kids prefer to dress as my cartoon characters instead of demons, pumpkins, skeletons or whatever. He also made me the birthplace of the fruit inflation fetish. Nice YouTubers as well! Thanks for remove File:Donald Trump-icon.png Trump.
    • File:Al Dereba-icon.png Derebahbola - Oceanic version of me, occupies half of New Zealand's South Island. He filmed a cool movie in my clay.
    • File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovobola - Islamic brother/cousin in Europe and one of the first to recognize. If you were not independent, you would be File:Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgarian clay. There are parts of my capital, St. Minersburg, that have Kosovar majority population. And your own father keeps bullying you about "Kosovo je Srbija", not true as you gained independence in 2008. I really gotta get him to stop bullying you. Speaking of Serbia...
    • Serbiabola - Uncle whom I aided in the Yugoslav Wars and gave me some of their hackers (who naturally ended up being hired by our government) as a reward, but not until 2016, the year the damned Searge era ended. And what fine cartoons you have! The only things I don't like about him is that he bullies Muslims, File:LGBT-icon.png gays, and gypsies, violated the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, and a terrorist group from his clay attacked me in 2008 when I recognized Kosovo. Here's a bit of a shocker for you: I recognize File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovo, but hey, at least I don't recognize Vojvodina. And I used to be your worst enemy no. 1 until 2015, but hey, we're now going along well. Just stop being such a racist, learn to accept Kosovo as a real country, and thanks for the hackers! My  friend hates you for the aforementioned reasons though.
    • Republik Mat Rempitbola - You are innocent and that's that! You never deserved to be grounded by child abuse enabler.
    • Echo-fighters of my Pakcik,  Mr. Kebab Remover. They support him, are mostly kebab removers, and don't recognize File:Kosovo-icon.png my Islamic brother. Other than that, we're still good friends.
      • File:Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiabola - Neighbor and sister of my File:Malaysia-icon.png father (that makes him my granny). He gave me submarines in the Cold War. But why you recognize File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovo as part of racist pakcik? Aren't you a kebab too? By the way, happy 75th anniversary!
      • File:Spain-icon.png Sepanyolbola - WHY YOU NOT LET CATALONIA, NOT-ALIEN and CELTIC DUDE INTO INDEPENDENCE AND WHY DO YOU SUPPORT RACIST PAKCIK AGAINST File:Kosovo-icon.png MY EUROPEAN KEBAB BROTHER??? I SUPPORTED YOU DURING THE COLD WAR, BUT THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?! AND YOU ALSO USED TO BE MY WORST ENEMY ALONGSIDE SERBIABOLA!!! But she is my friend's mother and I agree with Rusia about Catalonia. But now we're fine, thanks for delicious grape wine and fruit inflation! Nevertheless, JUST FREE THESE DUDES ALREADY!!! AND PLEASE RECOGNIZE KOSOVO AS INDEPENDENT STATE!!!
      • File:Brazil-icon.png Brazilbola - Can into Bola Sepak King (along with Eropah and rest of Amerika Latin). And the Brazilbola says, as usual, "HUE!".
      • Argentinabola - My 1st adoptive papa's 2nd worst enemy, alongside Chinaball. What's her problem with him you ask? UK stole Malvinas Islands from her.
      • File:Greece-icon.png Yunanibola - The land of myths, gyros, and unpaid debts in Euro. A word of warning: If you ever pay your debts to Jerman without asking for Euros, you will die! DON'T PAY DEBT YET!!! ASK FOR MORE MONIES SO YOU CAN PAY DEBT!!!
    • Filipinabola - Neighbor who can into both Christian and Muslim. He gave us some of his legends like Aswang, Kapre etc. But we renamed them and our Belgian community adapted them into their legends! Aswang is now Geest, Awok is now Varkendonker, and Kapre is now Rokend'aap! But here are some things I want you to do: Recognize File:Kosovo-icon.png my Islamic bro plox because he's my best friend, and stop bullying Hong Kong over that dreaded incident in 2010. The past is the past, it's time to move on. And also, why do you love File:Donald Trump-icon.png Cheeto Hitler? Also, that File:Duterte-icon.png psycho president of yours needs to be removed from office for making police brutality in your country a thing! You know I hate police brutality! Because of this, I hereby declare that I am now having mixed opinions/feelings about yuo!
    • Jepunbola - Gib Anime plox! I have the only branch of Yellow Hat (Japanese auto parts store) outside of Japan, as well as his Skylark Restaurants! (Gusto, Bamiyan, Yumean, Jonathan's). Most Borneoans love eating at Gusto and Bamiyan.
    • My File:Sweden-icon.png ibu's Nordic siblings:
      • File:Norway-icon.png Norwaybola - Land of Alan Walker, and exporter of oil as well (though I am abstaining from oil drilling and prefer to get imported oil). The name of our famous Masjid actually came from Norway, it's called Akershus, and it was built by Norwegians and Malays together in 1897. We both hate the demonic POTUS called File:Donald Trump-icon.png Trump a.k.a. Cheeto Hitler.
      • File:Denmark-icon.png Denmarkbola - She set up a Legoland in my clay. Land of vicious File:Norse-icon.png vikings with axes and shields who love to drink mead and wish to feast in Valhalla until Ragnarok! (Actually it's File:Norway-icon.png Norway where vikings originated.) Not meaning to make fun of you, but ain't no mountain high in your clay!
      • File:Finland-icon.png Finlandbola - You made a cool song (Can you play this at my funeral, Mr. Perkele?), and most of my gaming YouTubers use this as their intro song! You also have learned to deal with the cold using sauna and beer! Mr. Virtanen visited my country in 2019.
      • File:Iceland-icon.png Icelandbola - The land of volcanoes, imaginative skalds, sagas and Lazytown. We aided each other during the Iraq War and in the fight to kill that dajjal.
    • Israelkiub - Even though I am a Muslim country, we have good relationships. We are both cubes, and there are Jews living in my clay, mostly concentrated in my capital of St. Minersburg. I am the only country to recognize both you and Palestine. I wonder why File:Indonesia-icon.png granny calls you Israhell.
    • File:Slovenia-icon.png Sloveniabola - A friend of mine who recognizes File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovo but still hates him. She has a frightening secret: Malichka thinks she's really my File:Malaysia-icon.png Bapak Melayu in disguise and he's working for my File:Belgium-icon.png adoptive dad as a spy. By the way, here's a casual conversation between her and me. There's a nasty yet obvious twist at the very end.
      • : So, Slovenia. You know the series called Agent Polska? It's a funny show, lots of disguises and masks in it...
      • File:Slovenia-icon.png: Well, speaking of masks...you thought you were talking to Slovenia? (in File:Malaysia-icon.png Malaysia's voice) Oh no you weren't! Because you were talking to someone else in a disguise the whole time!
      • : Should've known better to not goings near her when I of seeings her wearing a different outfit.
      • File:Malaysia-icon.png: (grabs seam on side of face) I'm not of Slovenia you bodoh! My face is just of mask! And there is of zipper on my back! I am really...
      • : Oh my gosh lah not Bapak again...
      • File:Malaysia-icon.png: (slowly tears latex face off) I am really of Malaysia! (unzips back)
      • : I was right lah.
      • File:Malaysia-icon.png: (puts on black ninja suit and visor) And File:Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball sent me here to find your pakcik! I must rescue his File:Kosovo-icon.png son whatever it takes! Anyways, I must go, I have to save him! (hops on a black motorcycle and puts on his motorcycle helmet)
      • : Good luck, ayah! (waves goodbye to Malaysiaball as the motorcycle rides off)
    • File:Albania-icon.png Albaniabola - Mommy of File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovo who hates that  racist bully for refusing to recognize her son as a real state. My File:Malaysia-icon.png Ayah Malaysia supports her too.
    • File:Ireland-icon.png Irelandbola - Other Potato. Land of Hit The Target, Stampy's enemy. (Not to hate on Stamps, my kids love his videos). Also the place where Pubs originated. I have a lot of them, but most are halal bars that offer non-alcoholic drinks instead, but people go there to watch Bola Sepak matches.
    • Cataloniabola - Aku agree with Rusiabola! One day you and your  friends will all get a proper chance to be independent states! UwU
    • File:Italy-icon.png Italibola - I like your food, especially Pizza, Spaghetti, Macaroni, Penne, Pasta alla Bolognese/Carbonara, Calzone, Minestrone, Tiramisu, Gnocchi, Gelato, Risotto and best of all, Lasagna!
    • Ukrainebola - I recognize  Crimea as your clay, but why does she hate you? Oh, I see. You mistreat her people and only give rights to ethnic Tatars. Remove persecution plox and give rights to all her people too, whether Ukrainian, Russian or Tatar. 
    • File:New Zealand-icon.png Zelandia Barubola - The land of Kiwi (the bird and the fruit). Thanks for recognizing my File:Kosovo-icon.png European kebab brother and giving me tanks during the fight against Dajjal. Ms. Ardern visited my clay in 2019.
    • Canadabola - The overapologetic dude who drinks maple syrup. (Not really, just a stereotype.)
    •  Armeniabola - Where Kardashian hails from. I recognize his genocide (I feel terrible for what happened). BUT, if yuo try to remove me for being kebab, I WILL BLOW YUO UP LIKE A BLUEBERRY, REMOVE!!!
    • File:Armenian Egypt-icon.png Mesir dan Armeniabola - (Natemare2006, type it in)
    • File:Moldova-icon.png Moldovabola - Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei! Chipul tău și dragostea din tei, mi-amintesc de ochii tăi! We don't recognize File:Transnistria-icon.png that communist seperatist.
    • File:Portugal-icon.png Portugalbola - The global empire that started it all. Thanks for the spices!
    • File:Iraq-icon.png Iraqbola - Helped him against dajjal. I support you against darn terrorist!
    • Switzerlandbola - The Neutral Boi. Barely joins in any war. Best standards of living...almost.
    • Malidiabola - Nerdy guy who is having delusions of File:Malaysia-icon.png my dad pretending to be File:Slovenia-icon.png Slovenia and File:Belgium-icon.png my other adoptive dad controlling a spy organization. But these are all illusions. And we both hate File:Donald Trump-icon.png Cheeto Hitler for being such a racist.
    • File:Austria-icon.png Austriabola - Neighbor of Jermanbola. Always gets anschlussed by File:ReichTime.png Jerman's bentuk-perang, Reichtangle. Not to be confused with File:Australia-icon.png Australiabola.
    • Gipsibola - We treat you nicely, not like these File:Romania-icon.pngFile:Moldova-icon.pngFile:Italy-icon.pngFile:Hungary-icon.pngFile:Bulgaria-icon.pngFile:Slovakia-icon.pngFile:Kosovo-icon.pngFile:Croatia-icon.pngFile:Czech-icon.pngFile:Szekelyland-icon.png losers who treat you like najis and persecute you. There are gypsies scattered across File:St Minersburg-icon.png St. Minersburg, we treat them with respect and kindness, and we even have parking lots in the city where you can park your vardo (wagons)! Gypsies deserve rights and should be treated nicely. REMOVE ANTIZIGANISM!
    • File:Australia-icon.png Australiabola - The upside down guy. Howtobasic is a popular YouTuber in my clay. They delivered Bunnings stores to our clay starting 1998!
    • File:Estonia-icon.png Estoniabola - The Atheist. 48% of my population is secularist, while the other 52% believe in a god. I heard he's a bit of a natural-born skier like Malichka claims to be. One day you will get a proper chance to be a Nordic state, just like File:Sweden-icon.png ibu!
    • File:Latvia-icon.png Latviabola - Has a huge fanaticism for potatoes, he got so insane and married a potato. He even hates File:Belgium-icon.png stepdad for stealing his potatoes just because he wants to make fries.
    • File:Bosnia-icon.png Bosniabola - Rakiya remover. He cannot recognize my File:Kosovo-icon.png European friend because of them.
    • File:Indoreswik Empire-icon.png Kekaisaran Indoreswikbola - A fellow oceania friends, but he didn't recognize File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovo and He has good relationship with Serbia.
    • Eruowoodbola - USA's twin brother identical clone son. He also recognizes Kosovo amd Palestine.

    Frenemies (anständigar/berkecuali/neutral)

    • Rusiabola - Crimea is Ukraine! No more explanations! End of story! And File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovo is Albanian! But at least he supports Catalonia against File:Spain-icon.png filthy paella so we're fine...And thanks for the COVID vaccine. BUT, if yuo even think about attempting to rape me, I will of feed yuo blueberry pie until yuo explode.
    • File:LGBT-icon.png LGBTbola - I allow gays in my clay. But the only threat to your existence is this typical bunch of far-right-wing monsters who behave like Nazis. REMOVE HOMOPHOBIA FROM PREMISES! I heard that the damned and wretched anti-gay movement just caused a riot at the gay pride parade in STM in 2013. I have the highest gay population among all the Islamic countries.
    • Palestinebola - I recognize you, but please stop bullying my cube friend and get off his fence. And Borneo vs Palestine 0-4 in soccer never forget. I wonder why Kadsre calls you Palescam. And I heard from my friend  Filipinabola you support my abusive dad in the South China Sea dispute.
    • Kadsrebola - We're fine, but stay away from St. Minersburg plox. You're brainwashing our youths with your movies about cyborgs, Bionicles and stuff. But South Korea infects more people than you do. Regardless, get away from my capital and don't touch me infectious culture-stealing pig, you're gonna cause an EK-wave! (Twice as worse and thrice more infectious than the K-wave) Speaking of the K-wave...
    • Korea Selatanbola - I like your food and your landmarks. But I AM NOT YOUR CULTURAL COLONY! YOUR CULTURE IS THE REASON PARENTS ARE BEING SO FANATIC TO THE POINT THEY SHOVE THIS OBSESSION DOWN THEIR UNWILLING CHILDREN'S THROATS BY HURTING AND TAUNTING THEM!! REMOVE K-POP! REMOVE K-DRAMA! Anime is better. But again, I like your food, landmarks and traditional culture but not your Hallyu $h!t.
    • File:Bangladesh-icon.png Banglabola - Bangkalas. Bangkalas everywhere. But they are of Borneoans too so...
    • File:Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanbola - Friends and enemies throughout history. Our relationship is complicated.
    • File:Robotia-icon.png Robotiabola - Sure you're a good ally but stay away from St. Minersburg! You're turning my people into robots, and infecting St. Minersburg with everything futuristic. BTW South Korea infects more people that you too. Nevertheless, get the hell away from my capital and don't robotize me! If you robotize me completely, I put you in the Enemies (Bodohs) list!
    • Crimeabola - Crimea is Ukraine! But why do you hate her?
    • File:UAE-icon.png UAEbola - You are way more liberal than your File:Saudi Arabia-icon.png father/brother. But you remove Roblox...at least we are both anti-Rule34 (It's a porn site, and porn is haram)
    • File:Romania-icon.pngFile:Moldova-icon.pngFile:Italy-icon.pngFile:Hungary-icon.pngFile:Bulgaria-icon.pngFile:Slovakia-icon.pngFile:Kosovo-icon.pngFile:Croatia-icon.pngFile:Czech-icon.pngFile:Szekelyland-icon.png Gypsy exterminators - Stop treating the Romani people like najis. Look, they're people too. So stop removing gypsies please. But most of them are my relatives. I'm neutral on all non-relatives but please just stop the abuse and persecution. I heard that my half-brother is one of them. What do I care, he's still my friend since I recognize him.
    • File:Myanmar-icon.png Burmabola - Genocider, you deserve the junta and you deserve the sanctions by Burger because you slaughter innocent Rohingya and File:Kayin-icon.png Karen people. But I support your government against the Tatmadaw. She has good curry
    • File:Skeldia-icon.png Skeldiablock - Among Us countryball incarnate. You no recognize my File:Kosovo-icon.png half brother because File:Gameland-icon.png Gamerlandiaball too doesn't like him. Also you no like Romani. Sad!

    The Bodohs (idiot fiender/orang-orang bodoh/frequent enemies)

    • Chinabola -You're my good stepdad, but...YOU ARE A PEROGOL, A PENYALAHGUNA, AND ALSO BEFORE I FORGET A COMMIE PIGDOG!!! I will never forgiving you for kidnapping and raping File:Ind-HK-icon.png my brother, persecuting Kebabs, and being a member of this industrialist brutalist dystopian society! 2/9/2020 BEST DAY OF LIFE, WE DESTROYED YOU FOREVER!!!
    • File:Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudibola - Uncle who hates human rights, File:LGBT-icon.png homosex, and liberal culture. GO COMMIT DIE YOU OPPRESSOR. But at least we both support File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovo...and we fought against Chinaball during the final battle against China also known as The Endgame.
    • Republik Animasibola - Stop going around abusing and grounding people for extremely long amounts of time for stupid reasons! No wonder I banned your annoying grounded videos from my clay.
      • : GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! BORNEO, HOW DARE YOU BAN GROUNDED VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S IT!!!!!! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 100000000000000 YEARS!!!!!!!! GO TO BED RIGHT NOW OR I WILL GIVE YOU A PUNISHMENT DAY!!!!!!!!!!
      • : YOU CANNOT PUNISH ME, YOU ARE NOT ONE OF MY PARENTS, YUO KNOW THIS! I FEED YUO BLUEBERRY PIE NOW AND MAKE YUO EXPLODED!!! (feeds Vyondball blueberry pies until he becomes blueberry-inflated and blows up.)
    • Borneo Timurbola - YOU NAME STEALER YOU STOLE MY NAME I KILL YOU!!!! But we are similar to each other and have similar culture but STILL
    • File:Rangastan-icon.png Rangastankiub - We are both cubes. But is Islamophobic which is no good. Also puppet of this rapist.
    • File:Cyprus-icon.png Siprusbola (in American football) - 4-8, I defeat you 2019!
    • File:Angola-icon.png Angolabola - (Natemare2006, type it in and I want Borneo to call him a dim sum puppet)
    • File:Bolivia-icon.png Boliviabola - You deserve to get landlocked and you deserve to get sanctions.
    • Sovietbola - You do not exist anymore. Communism stinks too. WE'RE GLAD YOU'VE BEEN EVICTED FROM THIS UNIVERSE!!! 1991 BEST YEAR OF LIFE! YOU'RE ALSO THE REASON CHINABOLA BECAME EVIL IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!

    DEVIL SPAWNS!!! (värsta fiender/musuh-musuh terburuk/biggest enemies)

    • File:2019-nCoV.png Coronavirus-19 - There is one, very, good, and, obvious, reason we hate you. You are dooming the world to another Black Death scenario!
    • File:Taliban-icon.png Dajjal Terrorists - Remove Fake Islam now. You are not real Islam, you are all just Dajjal counterfeits. Here is my advice to all of you. Go away from my clay!
    • File:Gyönyörű Földünk-icon.png Gyönyörű Földünk - Same as ISIS, Taliban and Al-Qaeda. REMOVE!!!
    • File:Transnistria-icon.png Transnistriaball - You will never into independence!
    • Tupliaball - Why do you hate me? Because you're a commie? And stop lying about being immune to my blueberry inflation you anjing! Anyone can get inflated! And you deserve to be annexed and assimilated by my furry partner for what you did!
    • Serbiabola (from 2015-2016) - Wa lao...eh?! Anda, anda, ANDA!!!!! DU DETESTABELL OCH PATETISK BLÅBÄRPOJKE! YOU RACIST DISCRIMINATIVE HATEFUL SPAWN OF AN IBLIS! ENOUGH WITH THE ATTACKS, WHAT HAVE YUO DONE PAKCIK!!! LETTING TERRORISTS ALMOST KILLED MY KINGS AND ORGANIZING A RIOT IN File:St Minersburg-icon.png ST MINERSBURG IN THE SAME YEAR OF 2008!!!! F*** F*** RAKIYA!!!! REMOVE, REMOVE, REMOVE, RIDICULE SERBIA, ANDA ADALAH TERBURUK BANGSA OF VÄRLDEN OCH HISTORIEN!!!!! KOSOVO AND VOJVODINA ARE INDEPENDENT NATIONS!!!!! STOP REMOVING KEBABS NOW!!! I WILL TEAR YOU TO SHREDS!!! F*** DU DIRTY LITTLE TERRORIST LAND AV SKIT! YOU ARE WORST FAMILY MEMBER TO EXIST, EVER!!! F*** YOU RACIST UNCLE! TAKE KOSOVO WAR TO YOUR FACE! But now that the Searge Era is over we can be friends again. But still...(see Friends section)
    • File:Searge-icon.png YAB PM Michael "Searge" Stoyke AP - PENOLONG KAU!!! PENOLONG KAU!!! ANDA ADALAH MENTERI PERDANA TERBURUK PERNAH ADA!!! ANDA MENYEBABKAN IMPIAN YANG BERSIHIJAU! ANDA DIBUAT SAYA MENYOKONG PAKCIK BUKANNYA File:Kosovo-icon.png ABANG MUSLIM!!! ANDA JUGA MEMERLUKAN SAYA UNTUK MENYOKONG File:Spain-icon.png SEPANYOL BUKANNYA  CATALONIA!!! DAN ANDA MEMBUAT AKU MENYEBABKAN TUMPAHAN MINYAK!!! (Translation: YOU TRAITOR!!! YOU TRAITOR!!! YOU ARE THE WORST PRIME MINISTER TO EVER EXIST!!! YOU CRUSHED MY CLEAN AND GREEN DREAM! YOU MADE ME SUPPORT MY UNCLE OVER MY ISLAMIC BROTHER!!! YOU ALSO FORCED ME TO SUPPORT SPAIN INSTEAD OF CATALONIA!!! AND YOU MAKE ME CAUSE AN OIL SPILL!!!) YOU HAVE DISGRACED THE Borneoans!!! NEVER SET FOOT IN PRIME MINISTER'S OFFICE AGAIN!!! ENJOY YOUR STAY IN THE PENJARA BESAR NASIONAL (NATIONAL MAXIMUM SECURITY DETENTION CENTER) YOU FILTHY TRAITOR!!! YOU STAY THERE 57 YEARS!!! REMOVE DICTATORSHIP REMOVE RIGHTISM REMOVE SEARGE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!
    • File:Donald Trump-icon.png Trumpbola - Hahaha you racist. You dishonored BLM, disrespected George Floyd's shooting, tried to keep out Mexicans, did not give at least one crap about police brutality, and now you're saying the elections are rigged? Joke's on you, you just lost the presidency. Biden stronk!
    • File:Duterte-icon.png Rodrigo Duterte - He may be democratic socialist like me, but he is too brutal of a president which is no good. Plus stop saying Searge is better prime minister.

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