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    Cascadiaball (America Done Right)

    Cascadiaball
    Cascadiaball smoking weed.png
    A drug-addicted kemono kitsune
    GovernmentProvinceball
    PersonalityPerpetually stoned, addicted to sizzurp/coke/weed, troublemaker, relaxed, lazy, dead inside
    Language(s) English
    • Cascadian dialect
    • Canadian dialect
    TypeFile:Germania-icon.png Anglo-American

    Franco-American

    File:1-icon.png Asian-American (minority)
    CapitalVictoriaball (North Cascadia, de jure)
    Vancouverball (North Cascadia, de facto)
    Affiliation Canadaball (North Cascadia)
    USAball (South Cascadia)
    Religion(s) Christianity

    Aboriginal religion

    Relations and opinions
    Friends Big sissy (Guardian)

    File:France-icon (beret).png Mom Dad Uncle Cousin

    Grandma
    Historical information
    Founded958 AD 1858
    Population
    Is of importants
    Can into space?Ask my big sis
    BörkBC BC, Weed Weed, kitsune kitsune
    FoodNanaimo bars, Timmies, bacon
    Notes

    Cascadiaball, also known as BCball, is stoned a provinceball of Canadaball. He is bordered by Washington and Idaho to the south, the Pacific to the west, Alberta to the east and the Northwest Territory and Yukon to the north.

    He has a large Asian population, and because of this, BC claims to be a 1062-year-old kemono kitsune from the forests of Japan.

    Recently, Cascadiaball has the odd attribute of lighting itself on fire without noticing. In fact, every summer about 500 active fires happening in its clay, much more than Californiaball. Smog is particularly common.

    His birthday is July 20.

    History

    Cascadiaball was born as a 3-icon.png 3ball and was later adopted by UK-icon.png UKball and then Canada-icon.png Canadaball.

    Currently under a Coronavirus outbreak as 4 deaths were reported in Lynn Valley North Vancouver

    How to draw

    Draw Cascadiaball is quite hard:

    1. Draw the basic circle shape
    2. Draw the Union Jack in the upper half
    3. Draw a yellow crown on it
    4. Color the lower half of the ball with some blue and white wavy lines
    5. Draw a yellow rising sun on the bottom
    6. Draw the eyes and you've finished.
    • Optional: Draw him with fox ears and a tail (or nine if you want)

    Personality

    Cascadiaball has a mostly-relaxed personality. He doesn't really do anything much except party with friends in the nightclub. However he is mostly stoned (addicted to weed) and likes watching Adult Swim.

    Since Cascadiaball has a high Asian population and foxes in his forests, he is (secretly) a Kitsune and it wasn't revealed when he grew his tail (or nine of them) and fox ears.

    Cascadiaball started speaking Japanese when he just got his Kitsune features. He also learned a few Asian languages along the way from visitors who came into their house. These turned out to be his future step-relatives. 

    Cascadiaball learned how to despise racism and all racists after this. He learned that from USAball, who so hates racism in his clay and even wants to remove his File:Donald Trump-icon.png current president for ruining his own country.

    Today BCball hates racism a lot and even supports File:Black Lives Matter-icon.png BLM, File:Antifa-icon.png Antifa, File:SJW-icon.png left-wing SJWs, File:Obama-icon.png Obama and even his guardian/sissy's File:Trudeau-icon.png prime minister against all racists especially File:Donald Trump-icon.png Trump/Cheeto Hitler.

    Relationships

    Friends/Copains/Tomodachi

    Family, but also contains:

    Provinceballs of Canadaball

    Non-Canadian allies

    • Autotopiaball and File:Janorotia-icon.png Janorotiaball - Unlike other countries, I support both of them. Anybody on either side is my friend. Stop bullying each other plox. I like Autotopia's cars and Janorotia's dogs. Just stop bullying each other. Again, either belligerent is my friend :)
    • File:France-icon (beret).png Franceball - Maman! She is the mother of me and my big sister. Because of this she is my half-granny, half-mom. I wonder why you keep making Mauritaniaball smile...you get mad at him if he stops smiling. Brutal. Other than that we're OK.
    • UKball - Oto-san and half-grandpa (through Hong Kongball), he colonized me first. He is the reason seals die one-by-one. He tried to slaughter every animal in indigenous territory, so their spirits will come to haunt yuo and your dreams for eternity. Oh wait...thast won't happen yet. I'll just do it myself then. Stop killing the animals or they will haunt yuo, understand?
    • Hong Kongball - My uncle. He's the reason I have a lot of Cantonese speakers in my clay. UwU
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