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    Central Americaball, officially the Federal Popular Republic of Central Americaball, is a ripoff of File:Uruguay-icon.png Uruguayball sovereign state in Central America between Mexicoball and File:Colombia-icon.png Colombiaball.

    History

    Central Americaball was born as a 3ball, adopted by Mayaball, UKball, Spanish Empireball and File:First Mexican Empire-icon.png 1st Mexican Empireball.

    He is communist and has been that way since 1957 when President Schafik Hándal took office after narrowly defeating far-right theocratic candidate Luis Somoza Debayle. And in order to not look as bad as Somoza, Hándal decided to actually help the people like a true commie.

    Although Spanish is most spoken, English is widely spoken like in File:Sweden-icon.png Swedenball. This is all thanks to UKball who colonized the northern bit of his clay. Also the USA for its diaspora living in FRCA's clay.

    Ethnic groups

    Indigenous

    Africans

    African Descendants

    Europeans

    Asians

    Americans

    Relationships

    Friends (Amigos)

    • File:Spain-icon.png Spainball - Mother. We're both social democracies, unlike your File:Cuba-icon.png kids who were communist dictatorships before they recently ended up switching to democracy. But, does it kill you to accept that my uncle is no longer part of you?
    • Franceball - Auntie. You have fancy food and a nice landmark, although the only thing that ticks me off is the fact that one of your cartoons "Miraculous Ladybug" offended a friend of mine. Well, thank goodness you appeased him by airing the bad ending in his clay, or else he would've continued to rant about that show. If May 1968 ended in an opposition victory, then you'd be my comrade by now lol.
    • File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - I'm planning on recognizing your existence but your father would get me in trouble if I do. But it doesn't matter, you're cool. In fact he has a sizeable multicultural diaspora population in my clay.
    • Hong Kongball - Thanks for gaining independence from that traitor to the Revolution. You can into diaspora in my clay.
    • Chinaball (1912-49, 2021-present) - Congratulations for your reclamation of the Mainland and funding the revolutions of Uyghuristan, File:Tibet-icon.png Tibet and Hong Kongball. And also, I like your electronics such as Asus and Acer.
    • Malichkaball - A good friend of mine. He has a diaspora population in my clay and I supported him when one of Baguette's cartoons offended him.
    • Canadaball - Sister. We're both multiculturalist and care for and respect our indigenous peoples. You also have a very cool game called Friday Night Funkin'.
    • File:Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - A comrade in Asia. Seeing as you're more liberal than the Maoist fool, you're the only communist who looks fine in comparison.
    • Patagoniaball - Ethnic diversity bro. We both consider immigrants ethnic groups. Your show Brody and Henri also looks nice, although a bit racist since it shows blackface. Whatever, you're still a good guy.

    Neutral (Relaciones Neutrales)

    • USAball - You'd be surprised, but I'm one of the only commies to have a positive relationship with you. Congratulations to Biden for defeating File:Donald Trump-icon.png that neoconservative scum. The creator of Hazbin Hotel, VivziePop, is descended from my people.
    • UKball - Stepfather. Thank you so much for supporting Hong Kongball in his tantrum against China. But you colonized the northern bit of my clay and now I speak English a lot, thank you very, very much.
    • Belarusball - You're democratic again, which is a good thing. Thanks for getting rid of Lukashenko because his communism is false communism.
    • USSRball - The original communist, but stop being so authoritarian, you're basically ruining the purpose of communism. It's the people who should make the rules, not a single person who wants to make everyone miserable. This is communism for goodness' sake, not left-fascism! And one more thing, stop, freaking, bullying the US.
    • File:George Soros-icon.png George Soros - Who are you? My friends hate you for some reason.
    • Comrades that turned democratic:
      • Venezuelaball - I'm glad the Bolivar deflated, now an Empanada will cost as much as how it used to before Chavez took over.
      • File:Cuba-icon.png Cubaball - You went from red to blue now that the Communist Party stepped down. Great for you. Also we both have traditional communities of Filipinos in our clays.

    Enemies (Inimigos)

    • Chinaball (1949-2021) - I don't care if you're my comrade, I know your true colors now and for that I have taken that status back. The Great Leap Forward and Cultural Revolution were a big disaster if you ask me. And your Social Credit System is a mess. Also, I like the way you died, getting overthrown in a successful redo of the 1989 protests in Tiananmen Square.
    • Serbiaball - Alright. Let's make this quick. You are recognizing File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball's independence whether you like it or not.
    • Thomas Astruc - REMOVE MALICIAN!!! MALICHKA HAD TO THROW A TANTRUM AND RUIN YOUR SHOW BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID!!! Also, I don't care if you won't pull it, because you're a troll.
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