McQueen: Hi, This is Lightning McQueen.
Francesco: The Lightning McQueen eh?!
Vanellope: and this is Vanellope Von Schweetz.
Francesco: The Little Candy Racer eh?!
Zedroball: And this is Zedroball Garcia.
Kingdom of Italy: The Little Countryball, Eh?!
McQueen: Look, We don't appreciate our best friends being insulted like that.
Francesco: McQueen, That was your best friend? oh, there's a difference between you and Francesco, Francesco knows how good he is, he does not need to surround himself with tow trucks to prove it.
Kingdom of Italy: Yeah! In spades!
McQueen: you know, Those are some strong words from a car and a countryball that are so fragile.
Francesco: FRAGILE?! HE CALLS A FRANCESCO AND KINGDOM OF ITALY FRAGILE?! Not a so fast McQueen!
Zedroball: "Not so fast". what's that? both your new mottos?
Francesco: Motto?! [ Rants and Curses in Italian ]
Axlerod: Wow! this sounds like something that needs to be settled of the race course, what do you say, the 3 of you? we still got room for more racers.
Vanellope: Count Me in!
Zedroball: Yeah! Me too!
McQueen: you know I'd love to the only thing is my crew is off for the season so.
[ Crew saying they are ready ]
McQueen: You know what? they Just got back, deal me in baby, Ka-Chow!!
Westopolis: Remember Axlerod, I created the race too.
Bedrockium: OH NO!! OH, HECK NO!! GIVE ME THAT PHONE!! WESTOPOLIS!! WHAT THE HELL IS THE MEANING OF THIS?! WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO RACE IN A GRAND PRIX CREATED BY AN IMPRET MORON?!
Westopolis: No! Please no! Not Again!!
Axlerod: Bedrockium, Just give this countryball a break, We are about to host a Grand Prix, can't we wait until the Grand Prix is over to continue fighting?
Bedrockium: Yeah, I suppose that would be the best thing. Okay, Moron, you got lucky, but I will start a war with you when this race is over. Okay?!
Westopolis: [ Scared ] Okay...
Chick Hicks: Hold on. this is not over. you need to deal two more racers into this Grand Prix.
Nazi Germany: Oh, Yeah Baby!!
Bedrockium: CHICK HICKS?! NAZI GERMANY?!
Price Hans: and Prince Hans.
Anna: HANS?!
Ukraine: Axlerod, Deal me in, NOW!!
Bedrockium: Ukraine, Are you sure you want to do this?!
Ukraine: Yeah, I'm VERY Sure.
Axlerod: Okay, So, Now we have, Lightning McQueen, Vanellope, Zedroball, Chick Hicks, Nazi Germany and Ukraine into this deal.
Switzerland: What about me?
Nazi Germany: [ Laughs ] don't make me laugh. this stupid countryball in the World Grand Prix? [ Laughs ], I crashed him the last time! and he still wants into a race?!
Switzerland: Whatever it take to get back at you Nazi Germany! whatever it takes!
Axlerod: Wow! 3 Racers and 4 countryballs, is there anybody else that want to race?
The King: Yeah, Me. I want to get back at Chick Hicks.
Chick Hicks: Get back at me?! [ Laughs ]
The King: Yeah, whatever it takes.
Axlerod: Aren't you retired?
The King: No, Not Yet. I still have one more race inside me!
Nazi Germany: Well then, I want you to put two more tracks into this Grand Prix.
Axlerod: Wow! where?
Nazi Germany: One inside me and one inside Vichy France.
Bedrockium: Uh, I didn't know Nazi Germany kept his Territory to 2022!
Nazi Germany: Oh, Yeah! I still have Poland, Czechia, Austrio, Denmark, Norway, Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg, and Half of France! It's a good thing I didn't invade the Soviet Union, or else, I wouldn't be living this long!
Bedrockium: Well, The Soviet Union died in 2006, and Doc Hudson died in 2008
Elsa: and Simba had to take over as pit crew chief.
Kazakhstan: Can I be Zedroball's pit crew chief?
Zedroball: Sure you can.
Axlerod: Well, this is taking too long, so I hope all the best to all of you.
[ Most of Everyone goes onto a plane ]
McQueen: Now, Mater, Remember, Best Behavior.
Mater: You got it!
Bedrockium: Look! It's my Engine Friends in form of Countryballs! I didn't know they were coming here!
Gordon: (Blue 4ball) Why Are we Here?!
Thomas: (Blue 1ball) Be Quiet Gordon. Look, There's our friend in a form of a Countryball, Just like We are?
Suzie: (Dark Green 20ball) Hey! There's the country that created me!
Bedrockium: Hewwo! I didn't know you were all coming here! What made you all to be Countryballs?
James: (Red 5ball) our leader created a Countryball shape shifter for Everytime we leave Sodor, we appear as Countryballs.
Gordon: (Blue 4ball) Disgraceful!
James: (Red 5ball) Disgusting!
Henry: (Green 3ball) Despicable!
Emily: (Dark Green 12ball) Diabolical!
Nia: (Orange 18ball) Can you please?
Rebecca: (Yellow 22ball) we need to be civil here!
Bedrockium: Well, I'll Just leave you all to your business. I'll see you again!
Vanellope: Look! It's our other princess friends!
Elsa: I didn't know they were coming.
Zedroball: What the heck are those?
Bedrockium: Let's Just say, I know them. Okay. Like I knew them from the start, Okay?
Zedroball: Okay... Wait, My other friends are here too!
Cheebow: Hey! Zedroball!
Hambreboy: Hewwo!
Crazy Catz: Hey Guys! I missed you two!
Cheebow: Where were you?
Zedroball: In Radiator Springs. and who are those Numberballs by the way?
Cheebow: We don't know. they won't tell us their names.
Zedroball: Bedrockium says he knows these balls like they are his friends.
Bedrockium: I'm gonna go back and hangout with my Engine Countryballs.
Hiro: (Black 51ball) Ah, my home! I'm home! but everything is so darn technologic!
Bedrockium: Yeah, Japan went from ancient to Modern. It's like that in Beijing.
China: Did someone mention my capital?
Bedrockium: Wait. You can speak?! You didn't speak in the last movie!
China: I didn't speak because of Red, but now that I'm away from him, I can finally speak!
Bedrockium: Oh, Okay.
Bowsette Jr: Trayaurettie!
Bedrockium: Hey Bowsette Jr! and don't call me that. It's disturbing. wanna Join me?
Bowsette Jr: Sure plus, I'm a countryball! [ Goes with Bedrockium ]
Bedrockium: Wait, Do any of you guys have anyone racing?
Thomas: (Blue 1ball) Connor, Caitlin and Flying Scotsman. They're countryballs but they have cars that can go the same speed as they are when they are engines.
Edwardette: (Blue 2ball) can you please?!
Thomas: (Blue 1ball) Sorry. I Gtg.
Bedrockium: Okay.
[ Later ]
Chick Hicks: Hey! Bedrockium!
Bedrockium: What do you want Chick Hicks?!
Hans: and Prince Hans.
Anna: WHat do you want Hans?!
Nazi Germany: And Nazi Germany.
Ukraine: What do you want Nazi Germany?!
Chick Hicks: [ Laughs ] I didn't know Ukraine was gonna be in this Race!!
Nazi Germany: [ Laughs ] Good thing I downed Belarus!!
Siberia: I'm also being in this Race!! Russia is on a rampage! Plus, I was secretly living in Radiator Springs!!
Bedrockium: If Only the Soviet Union was here to give Zedroball some advice...
McQueen: I wish the same for Doc Hudson.
Simba: Now I have to Be the Pit Crew Chief for Lightning McQueen.
Kazakhstan: And Now I have to be the same for Zedroball.
Bedrockium: You Will be split Nazi Germany!!
Nazi Germany: I'll never lose!!
[ Later ]
Finn Mcmissile: Hi, Who are you?
Holly: Holly, Holly Shiftwell.
Johnny: and who the hell are you three?
TheElectricBomb: I Remember than person from PolandballWiki!
Shiningflair: Don't try anything with me!
Shank: Okay, Okay! Sorry!!
Wall-E: Wall-E
EVE: Eve.
Judy: Hopps, Officer Hopps.
Nick: Nick, Nick Wilde.
[ Later ]
McQueen: get a hold of yourself, you are making a scene!!
Mater: But, I never leak oil...
McQueen: Just go take care of yourself!
Vanellope: Why don't you go with mater Just to make sure he never leaks oil. Okay?
Ralph: Okay, Fine!! I'll go with him, But I'm telling you right now that My Best Tow Truck friend never leaks oil!!
Bowsette Jr: Can you please go with Mater?
Bedrockium: Why?
Bowsette Jr: He leaked oil.
Bedrockium: Uh-uh, No way he leaked oil!
Bowsette Jr: Look at that mess! now tell me it isn't Mater!
Zedroball: Do... as... she... says... now!!
Bedrockium: Fine...
Torgue: okay, I'm here, now where do you want me?