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    Argentinaball (Antarctica Britannica)

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    Argentinaball
    TBA
    WE DA SOUTH (I'm not "Indosa" from DLFW, lol)
    GovernmentFile:Parliamentary Monarchy-icon.png Federal parliamentary constitutional monarchy
    PersonalityLaid-back, super cool but extremely opposed to authoritarianism and radical Islamism in general
    Language(s)Official:

    English
    File:Spanish-icon.png Spanish
    File:Cuzco-icon.png Quechua
    Native:
    File:Mapuche-icon.png Mapudungun
    Aymara
    File:Tehuelche-icon.png Tehuelche
    Guarani
    Legal minority:
    Welsh
    German dialects

    • Plautdietsch
    • Hutterite German

    File:Croatia-icon.png Croatian
    File:Galician-icon.png Galician
    Basque
    File:South African Republic-icon.png Afrikaans
    Italian
    Scots Gaelic

    Over 100 languages.
    TypeFile:Germania-icon.png Anglo-American
    Latin-American
    CapitalViedmaball
    Affiliation UNball

    Commonwealthball
    File:Mercosul-icon.png Mercosurball

    OASball
    Religion(s) Christianity

    South American paganism
    Atheism
    Islam (minority)

    File:Jews-icon.png Judaism
    Relations and opinions
    FriendsAnyone who is friendly with USA or Canada, but most importantly:

    The best dude
    Role model
    File:Patria Vieja-icon.png Neighbor
    Papa
    File:Australia-icon.pngFile:New Zealand-icon.pngFile:South African Republic-icon.png Siblings
    File:Ireland-icon.png Best friend

    Ex-girlfriend
    Enemies Duumvirate of awfulness

    File:Spain-icon.png Horrible mum (often)
    Hater of my movies
    Juche loser
    File:Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball (Sometimes)
    Worst nightmare
    File:Nazi-icon.png GET OUT

    File:Patria Vieja-icon.png PATAGONIA IS MINE (neutral)
    LikesSoccer/football, World Cup Champions (James Maradona and Lionel Messi), Stephanie Beatriz, winning the World Cup and the Copa America, beating File:Australia-icon.png Oz in everything, Culture, ANIMATION!!! (greatest passion), toon force, toon logic, cartoons, cartoon characters, animated TV shows, just about anything outright related to animation, animation reviewers (Blameitonjorge, Saberspark, etc.) Tango, Wine, Mate, the Andes, the Pampas, Patagonia, the Northlands, being a Gaucho (cowboy of the Pampas), Capitalism (minus consumerism), FTV, AFBU, the River Plate, Penguins, John and Ellie Perron (somewhat), Brody and Henri, Argentinian EDM, Anne-Marie Zorreguieta of The Netherlands, Soy Luna, Londinni chocolates (I can into chocolate brand!), being multicultural white, Louis with an "E", William Beresford and John Whitelocke (National Heroes), Perronism, Nelson Kirchner (ironically better than his wife before she replaced him; RIP)
    DislikesInflation, sovereign default, currency controls, the Perron "dynasty" (sometimes), 2001 financial crisis, File:Spain-icon.png crappy mum (i enjoyed being kidnapped lol), Christine Kirchner (cancerous parasite), Spainball and all things Spanish, COVID19 Pandemic, live-action remakes and bad cartoons, Losing the World Cup Final (I didn't lolololol), being called "Satanic" by Philippinesball, GoAnimate community (a bunch of little monsters)
    Historical information
    FoundedAugust 12, 1807
    Population
    Is of importants
    Can into space?Yup, in 1989!
    BörkArgie Argie, animate animate, Messi Messi
    FoodAsado (Argentine barbecue), mate, Spanish caramel (dulce de leche), alfajor cookies, empanadas, pizza, empanada pizza, popsicles/ice lollies, spaghetti, lasagne, malva pudding
    Notes
    Remove authoritarianism!

    Argentinaball, officially the Dominion of Argentinaball, has too many personalities is a cartoon pretending to be a person country in South America. He is bordered by File:Patria Vieja-icon.png Chileball to the northwest, Pacific Ocean to the west and southwest, Atlantic Ocean to the east and File:Brazil-icon.png Brazilball and File:Bolivia-icon.png Boliviaball to the north, and if you recognise his claims on File:Antarctica-icon.png Antarcticaball, UKball to the east (with another border with Chileball to the west), meeting up in the middle of the continent with the other claimants.

    Argentina has his clay divided into 21 provinces (with the capital, Viedmaball, acting as an autonomous city), giving them 5,160,000 km² (1,992,300 mi²) of clay. This makes him the second-largest countryball in South America (behind File:Brazil-icon.png Brazilball), and eighth-largest in Earthball (ahead of Kazakhbrick and behind File:India-icon.png Indiaball). As of May 2022, he's assumed to have 46,327,407 inhabitants living inside his clay, making him the 31st most populous countryball (ahead of Algeriaball and behind Spainball).

    Argentinaball is sometimes considered a rising power (not a potential superpower, though), meaning he has been able to join many international organisations, like File:Mercosul-icon.png Mercosurball, the Organisation of American Statesball, the Commonwealthball, and the United Nationsball, like every other sovereign countryball.

    His national day is on August 12 which was ironically the date he was kidnapped by UKball in 1807.

    Even if the character is male in Nyan's headcanon of Polandball, his name is a female noun in the native language of the country ( English).

    History

    Argentinaball was firstly inhabited by indigenous 3ball such as Guaraníball, File:Diaguita-icon.png Diaguitaball, File:Selk'nam-icon.png Selk'namball, Comechingonball, Aymaraball, File:Querandi-icon.png Querandiball, Huarpeball, Guaicuruball, File:Inca-icon.png Inca Empireball, File:Tehuelche-icon.png Tehuelcheball, Charruaball, etc. The ​​​​​File:Mapuche(rawr)-icon.png Mapuche tribe was also responsible for marking an end to the Southward expansion of the File:Inca-icon.png Incan Empire. In 1516 Spain appeared in the Rio de la Plata, but got attacked by Charruaball and had to escape.

    In the Andes, Spain came from north and defeated the File:Inca-icon.png Inca Empireball and went south, meeting tribes like Comechingonball and File:Diaguita-icon.png Diaguitaball. As it expanded to the east, reaching the Rio de la Plata, the Spanish Empireball made Guaraníball become Catholic to make it fight against Charruaball and annexed both of them. Spain had to recreate File:CABA-icon.png CABA (Santa Maria del Buen Ayre) because File:Querandi-icon.png Querandiball killed the first one. Spanish Empireball couldn't extend to Patagonian clay because File:Wallmapu-icon.png Wallmapurawr invaded File:Tehuelche-icon.png Tehuelcheball to increase higher population for survival.

    The conquered territory became a Viceroyalty, and that fought and defeated bellically File:Portuguese Brazil-icon.png Portuguese Brazilball, and after that, it separated from the ​​​​​​File:Spanish-Empire-icon.png Viceroyalty of Peruball and became the File:Spanish-Empire-icon.png Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball. She continued fighting against File:Portuguese Brazil-icon.png Portuguese Brazilball and expanded to the now called File:Equatorial Guinea-icon.png Equatorial Guineaball.

    During 1806 and 1807 File:Spanish-Empire-icon.png The Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball was invaded two times by British Empireball after noticing that its parent was captured by File:Napoleonic-icon.png Napoleon, during the invasion the viceroyalty suffered double personality disorder on File:Spanish Buenos Aires-icon.png Spanish Buenos Aires. In 1807 he was fully kidnapped by UKball and fought against the File:Spanish-Empire-icon.png Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball to get out of its body (and also fought File:Portuguese Brazil-icon.png Portuguese Brazilball while doing so) and became United Dominions of the River Plateball. File:United Tribes of New Zealand-icon.png​​​​​ Argentinaball managed to liberate File:Chile-icon.png Chileball from File:Spanish Chile-icon.png Kingdom of Chileball.

    During 1825 and 1828​​​​ File:United Tribes of New Zealand-icon.png​​​​​ Argentina (File:Entre Rios-icon.png Entre Riosball, File:Corrientes-icon.png Corrientesball, File:Misiones-icon.png Misionesball and rebels from File:Provincia Cisplatina-icon.png Cisplatinaball) and ​​​​​​ The Brazilian Empire (that got help from File:Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussian mercenaries) fought for the territory of File:Provincia Cisplatina-icon.png Cisplatinaball and File:United Provinces of Rio de la Plata-icon.png Argentina gained Parana, Cisplatina and Rio Grande do Sul (later Uruguay).

    In 1834 Argentinaball was divided into File:United Tribes of New Zealand-icon.png royalists and File:Liga de los Pueblos Libres-icon.png federals. The conflict between the royalists and federals started when ​​​​​File:Banda Oriental-icon.png Boreosylvaniaball rebelled against the File:United Tribes of New Zealand-icon.png United Dominion due to political differences, becoming the File:Liga de los Pueblos Libres-icon.png Federal Republic of Gran Chaco and the Andes. During the fight between the File:United Tribes of New Zealand-icon.png Royalist and File:Liga de los Pueblos Libres-icon.png federal sides, File:Brazilian Kingdom-icon.png Kingdom of Brazilball took ​​​​​File:Banda Oriental-icon.png Cisplatinaball from File:Liga de los Pueblos Libres-icon.png Gran Chacoball. The File:Liga de los Pueblos Libres-icon.png federals made the File:United Tribes of New Zealand-icon.png royalists become anarchists after attacking File:CABA-icon.png CABAball, a thing that made all the provinces autonomous.

    In the same year,  Yankee attacked File:Spain-icon.png Spainball's colony on the Falklands, File:United Tribes of New Zealand-icon.png Argentina aided the attack and continued being around the weakened island's colonies. On 1833  UKball arrived to the islands and asked nicely demanded Argentina to leave the place and take back the claim of them, which File:Spain-icon.png Spainball did. Despite this, the relations between those two remained okay.

    Around the same year File:United Tribes of New Zealand-icon.png Argentinaball made expeditions to File:Wallmapu-icon.png Wallmapurawr and took some of its clay, also becoming File:Tehuelche-icon.png Tehuelcheball's friend and helping it against sickness. In 1837 File:United Tribes of New Zealand-icon.png Argentinaball declared war against the File:Peru-Bolivian Confederation-icon.png Peru-Bolivian Confederationball to get back File:Tarija-icon.png Tarijaball, which ended up being cut in half. Another civil war between federals and unitaries (which were helped by Franceball) started and the federals won.

    During 1839 to 1843 ​​​​​File:United Tribes of New Zealand-icon.png Argentina helped the File:Partido Blancos-icon.png Blancos Government rule File:Uruguay-icon.png Uruguay, defeating the File:Partido Colorados-icon.png Colorados and blocking their naval trade of the last city they were controlling. 

    In 1842 File:Kingdom of Italy-icon.png Kingdom of Italyball tried to break the naval blockade, but it was defeated by the  Argentine Confederation, so it scaped to File:Montevideo-icon.png Montevideoball to help the File:Partido Colorados-icon.png Colorado's resist against the File:Partido Blancos-icon.png Blancos.

    In 1844  USAball didn't notice about the situation in File:Uruguay-icon.png Uruguay and got attacked by File:United Tribes of New Zealand-icon.png Argentina while trying to trade. But both of them stopped fighting and  USAball left the river. File:Spain-icon.png Spainball and Franceball blocked the Rio de la Plata in 1845 as a response to the File:Uruguay-icon.png Uruguayan situation​​​​, but they left after File:Spainball-icon.png Spainball got its ass kicked TAKE THAT CRAPPY MUM and Franceball surrendered as she always does lolololol.

    In 1851 File:CABA-icon.png Buenos Ayresball (the boss of the other provinces) wanted to annex File:Uruguay-icon.png Uruguayball, but File:Entre Rios-icon.pngFile:Corrientes-icon.pngFile:Santa Fe (Argentina)-icon.png some provinces betrayed him and with the support of The Brazilian Empire and File:Uruguay-icon.png Uruguay they almost killed File:CABA-icon.png Buenos Airesball. The royalists, liberated by File:Entre Rios-icon.png Entre Riosball, proceeded to take over the rest of the provinces to create a unified Argentina, but File:CABA-icon.png Buenos Airesball rejected that and became the File:Estado de Buenos Aires-icon.png State of Buenos Ayres In 1852, the rest of the provinces unified in a File:United Tribes of New Zealand-icon.png confederation again.

    Personality

    Argentinaball is a normally-chill dude who likes talking to his friends and family. He is known for being humble and stoic, and will go nuts if you try to spoil him with anything. His stoicism is also the reason he refuses to get involved in a future third World War, and for that he prefers to sit back and simply watch his family and friends kick his enemies' butts like he's watching a movie.

    When he starts a barbecue or a cartoon watch night, his family and/or friends, including but not limited to UKball, File:Cuzco-icon.png Quechuaball and even File:Spain-icon.png Spainball would automatically join in. He is friendly to most if not all countries, but dislikes a lot of the authoritarian ones like Chinaball, North Koreaball and Russiaball.

    People often used to stereotype him as being a strong and manly gaucho, but these days, people often stereotype Patagonians as being cartoonists in hoodies using drawing tablets. This holds true, because Argentina makes some of the highest-quality cartoons and animated features in the world.

    His favorite punishment to inflict upon his enemies is transforming them into cartoons mostly unaffected by the laws of realistic physics. The duration of the punishment might depend on how much he hates them. However if he has no other choice, he nukes them, although the toonification thing is and always remains Argie's favorite method of punishment.

    Quotes

    • "Desire the right, bro!"
    • "Argentina's my name, (cartoons/welfare/human rights/eradicating authoritarianism) is/are my game!"
    • "Wanna party? Come on over to my Cartoon Night!"
    • "Time to toon you up..." (equivalent to Germany's Anschluss Zeit)

    Divisions

    States

    Relationships

    Friends/Colegas

    • UKball - Who doesn't like a good father? Even though I was scared at first, I realized that Spain was a bit of a douche herself as well. So I started to treat my kidnapping as more of a blessing in disguise. We're cool now. Both of us have a thing for animation.
    • USAball - My bro on the other side of the Americas. Also, thanks for making me a Non-NATO ally and most importantly teaching me how to make the wackiest and coolest cartoons.
    • File:Italy-icon.png Italyball - Auntie. A lot of them in my clay and I use some Italian words, like labourro (lavoro), back (bacán) and en groupe (gróppo) in Fairwinder slang.
    • Commonwealthball - Adoptive brothers and sisters.
      • Canadaball - Sister who's into hockey, but I can never forgive Justin Bieber for desecrating our flag.
      • File:Australia-icon.png Australiaball - Brother. Why it can into Eurovision and I not? He's not even in Europe. As if his cartoon show Bluey wasn't good enough.
      • File:India-icon.png Indiaball - Has a population of her people in my clay, especially in the military. Kashmir belongs to you. She somewhat hates me tho, because I eat beef (which is justified because cows are very, very sacred in Hinduism)
      • File:South African Republic-icon.png South Africaball - Well you like me because it's very ethnically diverse and has a ton of European people.
    • Japanball - I love anime and your video games.
    • Germanyball - 1-0 NEVER FORGET!! Still only Football Rivals, lots of people in Argentina come from you. We drink beer together sometimes actually I'd rather drink Coca-Cola.
    • Ukraineball - If only your big brother would just make it stop. Large population of Ukies in the Lower Plate and Paraguay, and I can't forget this bop.
    • Troublemakerlandball - Congrats on your independence from monster, I can't wait to see the look on his face soon once everything he's held dear has fully fallen into anarchy. For now, enjoy causing mayhem in his precious "land of Vyond"!
    • Hong Kongball - My little brother who's vying for independence from femme fatale.
    • File:Portugal-icon.png Portugalball - He always wanted to invade Cisplatinaball and reach the Plate, Messi >>>>>>>> CR7 Dad's best friend. Don't you have only 4 children in Africa?
    • Taiwanball - I can't recognize your existence just yet, probably because that femme fatale and doppelganger of yours is literally gonna kill me for this. (if you can excuse Boreosylvaniaball's capital, which is also called Formosa)
    • File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - I recognize your independence, but Serbia's a cool dude too. (I'm generally neutral)
    • File:Croatia-icon.png Croatiaball - AVENGED YOUR 2018 3-0 DEFEAT IN 2022 GO MESSI BOLUDOS! I helped her break away from File:Yugoslavia-icon.png Yugoslaviaball and plenty of Croats so happen to reside in the Firelands. And one of my former prime ministers had Croatian ancestry (RIP).

    Neutral

    • File:Bolivia-icon.png Boliviaball - Lots of them in my clay, especially in Boreosylvaniaball. Even though most sell only vegetables, it's fine. But remove Evo Morales! File:Jeanine Áñez-icon.png Jeanine Áñez is better!
    • Israelcube - I don't hate you and I never did. I have the highest percentage of Jews in Latin America, BUT YOU ONCE WANTED TO STEAL PATAGONIA FOR YOURSELF!! I may recognize you BUT PLEASE RECOGNIZE PALESTINEBALL AS WELL! GIVE HER INDEPENDENCE!
    • Romaball - I admit, the Porajmos and Shoah were equally bad. And I have the highest concentration of Romanies in South America too. But when are you gonna learn not to just wander around my clay moving from city to city? Oh wait, that's how you traditionally are. To cope with this tradition of nomadism, I decided I'd set up Gypsy wagon parking lots in my cities.
    • Philippinesball - Biological brother through File:Spain-icon.png failure mum, who wanted to copy my federalism. Why did you cancel Brody and Henri in your clay? Pretty sad. But, thank you for naming a corned beef brand after me. You acknowledged how much I eat beef. BUT WHY DO YOU NOT LIKE MY MOVIES? DO YOU NOT WANT TO LEARN THAT LIFE CANNOT ALWAYS BE A FAIRYTALE, HUH? If you want every movie to have a fairytale ending just because of religious reasons, then go ask Jasmine! He'll give you all the fairytale endings you want! Still friends nevertheless.
    • File:Patria Vieja-icon.png Chileball - Annoying ass Hispanic neighbor and frenemy, Patagonia is mine!! I won more Copas Americas and I make better animations than you! Traitor, you didn't help me when the Falklands had his File:Montoneros-icon.png temper tantrum!!! We (almost) get along now though.
      • File:Mapuche-icon.png Mapucheball - Congratulations on getting autonomy from my File:Patria Vieja-icon.png traitorous brother! He's my uncle, and he claims a big part of my country, but at least he isn't as agressive with me as he is with Chile. (prolly because I gave his language co-official status)
    • Rohingyaball - Same thing with the Uyghurs, but I support Myanmar too (for now.)
    • File:Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball - Fellow kebab hater (although I'm ever-so-slightly beginning to support the Rohingyas). I support your old government against the military junta.
    • Serbiaball - I don't hate, dislike or despise you in any way despite me recognizing File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovar sovereignty. You have Novak Djokovic as well. And I unironically find your Turkophobic memes pretty funny. Lay a hand on Kosovo again, though, and see what happens...
    • Franceball - Relative who likes our culture, animated movies, and stuff like Tango. We don't talk much these days. I use some French words in Platinean English btw. HAHAHA I BEAT YOU 4-2 IN QATAR, I EVEN AIRED THE BAD ENDING TO IKARI-GOZEN FROM MIRACULOUS JUST TO RUB IT IN YOUR FACE, REMOVE BAGUETTE
    • Cataloniaball - Congratulations on your independence, now I guess File:Spain-icon.png crappy mum got what she had coming to her for treating me like rubbish and forcing me to slave away to her. (I swear, mum, if you kill me for this then you will highly regret it)

    Enemies/Boludos

    • File:Spain-icon.png Spainball - I disobeyed you for a reason!!! She's my horrible mum who refuses to accept that the old glory days of her generation have long passed! Even her provinces want nothing to do with her. But now she's split, so there may be room for me? DISGRACEFUL MOTHER! I OBEYED AND LISTENED TO WHAT YOU'VE SAID TO ME ALL MY LIFE AND THEN MY "REWARD" IS JUST BEING CONTINUALLY BATTERED AND ABUSED? VAFFANCULO! DISOWN ME THIS INSTANT! I REGRET NOTHING GETTING KIDNAPPED BY PAPA BRITAIN!!! But other than that, thanks for helping me in the past with my culture, demographics, and stuff like that. We're mostly cool now. (Though it seems like she still hates me...)
    • Russiaball - STAY. AWAY. FROM. SALO. Your invasion of her, your claims on Krim, your crackdown on dissidents and just about everything wrong Putin is making you do is what's getting you into trouble with the entire West, including me.
    • Chinaball - Totalitarian scum! Your so-called "social credit system" is a scam and you like torturing minorities. I don't care about the Superchino stores, all they sell is cheap crud that only belongs on Reddit! Probably no wonder the virus spread to Argentina in the first place. Now get lost before Taiwan Anschluss-es you!
    • File:Montoneros-icon.png Argentine Red Armyball - NEVER FORGET FALKLANDS AND 1982! NEVER FORGET FTV HIJACK!!! REMOVE EDWARD FIRMENIC, THIS IS ARGENTINA NOT THE USSR AND IT'S GONNA STAY LIKE THIS FOREVER!! YOU DID THIS ONLY TO TAKE OVER MY COUNTRY AND SELL IT TO INGSUCC!!!!!!!! SOON THE ONLY THINGS LEFT OF YOUR PRESENCE HERE WILL BE YOUR WIKIPEDIA PAGE!!!! ME ESTAS ESCUCHANDO??!! BUT WE DON'T MIND ANYMORE, I BET YOU FLED TO RUSSIA AND YOU'RE NOW LIVING YOUR LIFE AS AN ADVISOR TO PUTIN! File:Reich-icon.png You still want to take over Argentina? I can redraw you as a monster and banish you to the confines of fiction where you belong, then... File:Reich-icon.png
    • Republic of Vyondball - You were cringe, when you were still alive, and you will forever be remembered as cringe. It doesn't matter whether or not you behave like America culturally, I can see through your illusion of conformity to Western cultural standards. You restrict entertainment to your obedient, zombie-like citizens, the concept of which is way too disturbingly dystopian to even be thought about, let alone followed! Meanwhile, you ground those with a free will and an actual conscience to their rooms, with no entertainment or medical care, just the useless and arduous punishments you force on them, and you do all of this to torture them into conforming to your agenda of child abuse, which is ALSO CREEPY, AND OUTRIGHT HARMFUL IF YOU ASK ME. Let me tell you one last time: We don't do that here, and despite what you think could be the implications of it, we STILL manage to be the best nation in the world when it comes to resonating with the West. You know what, I like the way you died.
    • File:Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - WHY DO YOU EXPORT TERRORISTS?! AND WORSE, YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS ARE TERRIBLE! I HAVE FREEDOM OF RELIGION, UNLIKE YOU! THE ONLY RELIGION YOU ALLOW IS YOUR WRETCHED TWISTED ITERATION OF ISLAM! LEMME SAY, I AGREE WITH File:Sweden-icon.png SWEDEN ABOUT WHAT YOU DID TO YOUR PEOPLE! GO AHEAD! DESTROY MY EMBASSIES! YOU WILL REGRET IT!!! But I buy your oil and we both support the US.
    • File:Iran-icon.png Iranball - Fake kebab, stop comparing my bro to the Devil.
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