 Commonwealth Republic of El Kadsreball | |
|---|---|
 | |
| Government |  Federal parliamentary constitutional monarchy |
| Personality | |
| Language(s) |  English
File:Vicnora-icon.png Vicnoran
File:Barokia-icon.png Barokian  Basque |
| Capital | El Kadsre Cityball |
| Affiliation | File:UEKN-icon.png
File:EKITO-icon.png EKITOball
 NATOball |
| Relations and opinions | |
| Friends | Mostly everyone, the closest ones are:
File:Narthernee-icon.png Nartherneeball (cousin) File:Mahri-icon.png Mahriball (sister) File:Sentan-icon.png Sentanball (brother) Teshielball (wife) File:North El Kadsre-icon.png North El Kadsreball (
File:Vicnora-icon.png Vicnoraball (eldest brother) File:Ikeda Islands-icon.png Ikeda Islandsball (son)
File:El Euroganias-icon.png El Euroganiasball
File:South-Korea-icon.png Real Koreaball
File:Barokia-icon.png Barokiapyramid (frienemy)
 Kazakhbrick (frienemy) |
| Enemies | File:Gyönyörű Földünk-icon.png Fake Sentanball
File:Danesia-icon.png Danesiaball File:Saderafa-icon.png Sadmerafaball  Palescamball |
| Likes |  his marvelous past, the Matsushita family, guns, sailing, tanks, Eiffel 65 (he is the big fan), party pies, sausage rolls, beer, Sagwa the Chinese Siamese Cat (especially Sheegwa), when Venezuela is sane, taking in refugees and making then citizens when Canadaball isn't available, Timothy Goes to School (especially Yoko), Sylvanian Families (especially Ashley Evergreen), Dunkin' Donuts, Doraemon, Sherlock Hound (a detective so supreme), Disney Junior, Grand Theft Auto, Bully, PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds |
| Dislikes | Being called coffee stereotypes, Cyclones, Nuclear
weapons,  terrorists, Racism towards Asians, Being mistaken for Japanese territory, Anyone stealing his ideas, Jake Paul, Kiwi overpopulation, YouTube (obviously a blatant VidSpace ripoff), Anyone disliking his coffee, USAball stealing his shit and claiming it as theirs, Earthquakes, when Venezuela isn't sane |
| Historical information | |
| Founded | 03/29/1989 |
| Population | |
| Is of importants | |
| Can into space? | Yes! WE'RE FIRST INTO MARS!!! Take that, USAball and Russiaball! |
| Börk | Toa toa |
| Notes | |
El Kadsreball is a highly-developed puppet state of Australia, New Zealand and Japan island countryball located in Pacific Ocean near North America. Like his brothers (except Vicnoraball not for very long), he is the part of the Anglosphere, EKITO and NATO, and is the only Countryball with biological parentballs of the same sex. He has two states and eight territories.
El Kadsreball has a second biggest economy in the world with 
Chinaball being the first and also one of the richest in the world. He is the populist member state of Vlokozu Union 2.0 File:UEKN-icon.png UEKNball. He's also the part of the 
UNball, as well as the Commonwealthball and File:EKITO-icon.png EKITOball.
El Kadsreball was born on March 29, 1989 (though El Kadsre Day is in September 27 not for long), so his astrological sign is Aries.
History
The previous history can be found on the Sentanball page.
As Republic of El Kadsre File:East El Kadsre-icon.png
In 1940, a year after WWII broke out, File:East El Kadsre-icon.png KSRball was born in the north-eastern chunk of the Sentanese Empireball's clay.
It was not long until ten years later, where they invaded most of File:Sentan (1933-1969)-icon.png Sentanball's clay and some of File:Vicnora-icon.png Vicnoran Kingdomball's clay and renaming himself to Republic of El Kadsreball. In 1951, El Kadsreball panicked when Sentanball set his town hall in his capital, El Kadsre Cityball on fire.
In 1952, El Kadsreball was finally recognized by UNball as the state and he earned all of the territories from Sentanball.
Divided El Kadsre File:West El Kadsre-icon.png File:East El Kadsre-icon.png File:North El Kadsre (1961-1969)-icon.png
In 1958, Many countryballs immigrated to his clay, which makes El Kadsreball so angry, he eventually exploded into three pieces. They all believed 
Maoriball was responsible for the separation.
Its File:East El Kadsre-icon.png remaining government occupied in East El Kadsreball, while 
the Brits occupied West El Kadsreball and 
the Soviets occupied North El Kadsreball (although it didn't last long until 1961, when North El Kadsreball got rid of communism and made itself a republic.).
In 1968, West El Kadsreball invaded East El Kadsreball's clay after his leader Kayosball went off the rails, senting him to the Ikeda Islands where he spends a rest of his life here.
As Vlokozu Union 
In November 11, 1969, File:Vlokozu-icon.png Mikeyball annexed File:West El Kadsre-icon.png File:East El Kadsre-icon.png File:North El Kadsre (1961-1969)-icon.png El Kadsre's, File:Mahri (1922-1969)-icon.png Mahri's and File:Sentan (1933-1969)-icon.png Sentan's clays and the Vlokozu Unionball was born. Bionicle and Technic were invented during this period.
It was not long until 1971, where he sends his astronauts to 
Marsball, which technically ended the Space Race. In 1977, Vlokozu Union annexed File:Vicnora-icon.png Vicnoran Kingdomball's clay, marking the end of Vicnoran monarchy, for a while...
In response of his illegal occupation of Vicnoran Kingdomball's clay, Vlokozu Unionball was kicked out of NATOball, which led him to create File:Pacific Pact-icon.png Pacific Pactball, the rival of both NATOball and Warsaw Pactball. He got everyone from Japanball to Arab Leagueball to join Pacific Pactball.
In 1982, Vlokozu Unionball helped UKball reclaimed Falklandsball's clay back from 
Argentinaball, which resulted in victory. However, around the same time, student protests occured in Makohiro and his violent response left the world into shock and he ended up suspended from the Commonwealth for about a minute a couple months.
In 1989, Vlokozu was badly shot by Hukinaball's son in 
Japanball's clay. As the result, his Pacific Pactball members started to leave and its states declared independance, and Vlokozu Unionball ultimately collapsed.
Before he died, he told his eldest son, File:VSEK-icon.png VSEKball to take care of his external territories.
Modern-day El Kadsre 
El Kadsreball was born after Vlokozu Unionball collapsed. He once behaved more lightly than his old self, but he then pulled himself back together when File:Gyönyörű Földünk-icon.png terrorists took over File:Sentan-icon.png Sentanball's clay.
In 2002, El Kadsreball joined forces with File:Mahri-icon.png Mahriball and File:Sentan-icon.png the exiled Sentanball and invaded Fusaball to claim Sentanball's clay back to him from File:Gyönyörű Földünk-icon.png Gyönyörű Földünkball.
In 2008, his stock market crashed while File:Toshi-icon.png Toshiball, who got kicked by El Kadsreball's forces in 2011, is still in power.
In 2013, the earthquake struck the south-eastern chunk of his clay, and partially destroying Capulcoball, which makes 2013 a bad year for him.
In 2018, El Kadsreball celebrated its "200th birthday", despite in fact he is actually 29 years old.
Relationships
Friends/Mates
Australiaball - Stepdad. Loved his accent, his media and his culture. He imports Holdens to my clay and he even lets me film Technic Heroes shows and movies on his clay (including two original Bionicle films). Besides, he is the biggest Technic Heroes fan. Love you c*nt. We can have a barbecue and go hunting together someday. I would definitely love to teach you how to be nice to your natives and how to give them respects. Also I dubbed the Adventures of Blinky Bill into U.S. English for him ("You'll never find him standing still" is a better lyric than "Save us from that woodchip mill" BTW)
Japanball - Claimeddaddy. Totally loved his cities, his cars, his culture and his amazing inventions such as manga, anime, sushi and ramune. El Kadsreball be also be otaku country. UCC, Kirin and Ito En has offices in my clay. Also is the origin nation of Yoko.- File:Sentan-icon.png Sentanball - Closest brother. Helped him get his clay back in the Battle of Fusa. Also, His
dictatorleader Isko Hazakte is a big fan of Bionicle. Sorry for stealing your monies back in 1950, and sorry again for filming the scenes from the first Lana X set in your clay in File:Pansaura-icon.png Pansaura, File:Mahri-icon.png Mahri, and
Hungary's clays. - File:Ikeda Islands-icon.png Ikeda Islandsball - My son. Isolated but also a tourist destination for foreigners. He has great hotels and beaches.
I must into republic! Bring back Kayosball to me so he can make me great again!!! Oh wait, he's dead. OH BUGGER!!!!!! 
UKball - Great uncle. Probably a closest friend in Europe. I like his tea, his music and his shows. And do yourself a favor and give Toshiball back to me or else!!
Venezuelaball - A bizarre socialist but a good pal of our people. Now get your embassy in London to send Toshiball back or else, and also stop treating Palestineball like he's the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Italyball - Totally loved his pizza, his cars, and he made eurobeat and he also made Italo disco during the glorious Vlokozu era! Also the origin nation of Technic Heroes godPasi Peure.
Republic of Guyball - Good friends, Thanks for hating Palestine as he doesn't gib me Gaza. I love you El Kadsre and his culture, Best friend ever.- File:Ivanland-icon.png Ivanlandball - Best friends, I love his shows and his culture, YAY!
Equatorial Guineaball - Sends me lots of oil. I'm also glad their dictatorpresident Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo speaks Spanish.- File:North El Kadsre-icon.png North El Kadsreball - Little
socialist twinbrother. We share some of our markets together. - File:Vicnora-icon.png Vicnoraball - Eldest brother. Glad his monarchy came back. Sorry for seizing your clay in 1977.
USAball - Uncle, neighbor and a good pal of mine. Sorry for when my daddy blew up Pearl Harbor when I was still File:East El Kadsre-icon.png KSRball (File:Kayos-icon.png Kayosball was in your clay at the time.). and he seriously has to stop stealing my ideas and my celebrities!And he can't even stop me from having a successful movie business, hah!
Israelcube - Best friend in the Middle East. Sorry for when stepdaddy no. 2 stopped diplomatic relations with you back in 2004-2005 and 2016. At least you gave us Harley Michaels.
New Zealandball - Stepdaddy no. 2 and many of his people are on my clay. Also the home of Jebs.- File:Jipushi-icon.png Jipushiball -
Future grandson.Tourist attraction (I actually recognised you as a state but don't tell anyone about this! This is embarrassing and we'll end up in huge deep shit!!!)
Taiwanball - Auntie on mommy's side who turns out she's actually my mother. I wish mommy was nicer to you. You also gave usTechnic Heroes goddessSung Gim.
Canadaball - Uncle. I love his shows and his culture.- File:YinYangia-icon.png File:YinYangia (Slanted Eyes)-icon.png YinYangiaball - Friend. He allows my shows to be on his country.
Algeriaball - Other best friend in the Middle East. Gave Canadaball Flora Balzano for the folks living on my clay.
Senegalball - Best friend in Africa. There was immigration to Romrac during the glorious Vlokozu era and I love his culture. They also gave us Bruno Jones.
UAEball - Another friend of mine in the Middle East, but he should into friends with Israelcube.
Icelandball - I love LazyTown and your culture!- File:Eukestauzia-icon.png Eukestauziaball - Adopted son, born as the result of a one-night stand between Spainball and Egyptball. Like Jipushiball and Ikeda Islandsball, he is a tourist destination for my peoples. He's also one of the best Commonwealth Games athletes next to his brother File:Taugaran-icon.png Taugaranball.
Belarusball - My dad Vlokozu Unionball was married to her back when she was File:Byelorussian SSR-icon.png Byelorussian SSRball. Now she's in love with 
Russiaball.
NepalRawr - File:Seahaws-icon.png Seahausrawr's best friend.- File:Taugaran-icon.png Taugaranball - Adopted son, he is very hospitive and very friendly and I think his capital Hoganonball has great skyscrapers. Though still disappointed about his brawl against Aussieball at the 2018 Commonwealth Games.
Also, STOP CLAIMING HOGANON LIGHT POP CLASS AS YOUR BAND!!!!!!! THEY'RE MY BAND BECAUSE THEY'RE FORMED IN MY CLAY!!!!! 
Gay and Lesbian Kingdomball - My cousin. I legalized gay marriage and homosex rights in 1993 (TAKE THAT 
NETHERLANDS!).- File:Seahaws-icon.png Seahausrawr - One of my children. I love to ride him and his clay has lots of shops and beach houses.
Omanball - Another Middle Eastern friend. Origin of bride of the Technic Heroes godEhda'a Peure.
El Salvadorball - One of my Central American friends. We both have "El" in our names.- File:Locrossa-icon.png Locrossaball - Nice culture and saratolad!
- File:Geometria-icon.png Geometriacube - Oh, the land of geometry, he's got some good culture, he also helped me in wars during the glorious Vlokozu Era.
Eruowoodball - Step-cousin. He likes my Technic Heroes movies.
Neutral/Depends on My Mood
Argentinaball - Got angry at me for helping UKball get Falklandsball back from him back in 1982. Also, WHY YOU BRING MY DEGENERATES TO YOUR CLAY DURING THE FANTASTIC AND GLORIOUS VLOKOZU UNIONBALL ERA!?!- Barokiapyramid - Why you have diplomatic relations with Israelcube when you don't recognize it? Wait, I know yuo want Palestine free, right? But at least you gave us Jayden Phillip.
Egyptball - Sure you're an good ally but YOU'RE NOT HAVING File:Eukestauzia-icon.png EUKESTAZUIABALL BACK!!!!! HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!
Iranball - Weird psuedo-theocracy who hates my uncle and Israelcube. AND HE ALSO TOOK IN DEGENERATES DURING THE VLOKOZU ERA!
Serbiaball - Kebab remover. He and his brothers need to apologize for ALSO TAKING IN DEGENERATES DURING THE TIME OF THE GREAT VLOKOZU UNIONBALL!
North Koreaball - Gets angry at me me because I'm friends with USAball and threatened me with a nuclear strike. YOU ARE A FALSE KOREABALL! ARGH! REMOVE KIM FAMILY!!!!!! REMOVE JUCHE!!!!!!!! But we're still good friends.
Chinaball - Communistmommy(technically, but actually a guy)and the home of Sagwa, Dongwa, andCutest Kitten EverSheegwa. Gives us tons of coal and immigrants. I still believe you're a good friend of mine, but why did you blocked my websites like El TV Kadsre, VidSpace, LifeConnect, Limer and Alatu and what are you doing to my friends? And also, we recognize Taiwanball and there is nothing you can do about it, hah! And don't infect me with the coronavirus, okay?
Kazakhbrick - Why you upset over Borat? At least you gave us Ayzere Niyazova.- Russiaball - You're a good ally but YOU HAD TO INVADE UKRAINE! FUCKINGS YOU FOR THAT!
Albaniaball - I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR HELPING GET AUNTIE TAIWAN PULLED FROM THE UN! But, you're still a good ally.
Enemies/Dickheads
- File:Independist Taugaran-icon.png Taugaranese Separatists - YOU WILL NOT TAKE File:Taugaran-icon.png TAUGARANBALL AWAY FROM ME BY DECLARING INDEPENDENCE FROM ME!!!! HE WILL FOREVER BE MINE!!!!!!!! 2002 NEVER FORGET!
Or else... 
ISISball - You terrorist, just like 
your dad and 
your uncle, should stop fucking around with 
Syriaball and 
Iraqball! FUCK AROUND WITH File:Eukestauzia-icon.png EUKESTAUZIABALL THEN I'LL NUKE YOUR CAPITAL AND YOUR BASES!!!!! REMOVE ISLAMIC EXTREMISTS!!!!!!!!
Palestineball - Palestine? More like Palescam. Stop messing around Israelcube and get your filthy hands of his fence! Or else... - File:Danesia-icon.png Danesiaball - For calling me his stolen rival.
- Talbakiaball - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DEFEATED ME IN DAVIS CUP 2018!! TALBAKIA VS EL KADSRE 2018 9-5 NEVER FORGET!! AT LEAST
SOUTH KOREABALL DEFEATED YOU!! - Yuzkball - Go away! I will keep my temples!
- Coronavirus - Oh my god! This virus has killed a lot of my people! SCREW THIS VIRUS AND WUHAN!
States
- File:West El Kadsre-icon.png West El Kadsreball - Home to the capital and the biggest city in El Kadsre, El Kadsre City. He is a peaceful and the happy state.
- File:East El Kadsre-icon.png East El Kadsreball - He is very intense and a bit of the hippie
who has a very hard time getting into clean environment. He has street art and he's got Francophone on his Romrac. He also has more cities than his western brother.
Territories
- File:Ikeda Islands-icon.png Ikeda Islandsball - He is very isolated and nobody knew he existed until the
Japanese found his clay in 1902. He has beautiful beaches and corals. And he also has a greatest hotels in the Americas. - File:Eukestauzia-icon.png Eukestauziaball - He is my only territory in the Arab world and he's very Muslim and very hot. My
truedad Vlokozu Unionball adopted this kid back in 1971 from UARball and I got custody of him after he gave his clay up to me and my family. - File:Seahaws-icon.png Seahausrawr - He is off the coast of
New Hampshireball and 
Maineball's clays and is very liberal and very accessible by ferry, although USAball is scared of him because he is a sea monster for sure. Also home to the only PBS member station outside the United States and it's territories and the only Nine Network and NITV affiliates outside Australia. I also love to ride him. - File:Taugaran-icon.png Taugaranball - He is friendly and hospitable to anyone just like
his neighbor. He still needs to learn how to get into clean environment. - File:Hokushi-icon.png Hokushiball - He is really otaku and he is off the coast of Japan.
Worst of all, he can't even open his eyes and I have to take him to Doctor Switzerland (and sometimes DR Congo).I wonder why are there so many kiwis on his clay? He has beautiful cities and it's also the home of only TVNZ affiliates outside New Zealand. - File:Lechutan-icon.png Lechutanball - He's not as much of an Indonesian now ever since Vlokozu Union bought him in the past; however his official language is still Indonesian and he's still interested in
Indonesiaball. - File:El Kadsreian Antarctica-icon.png El Kadsreian Antarcticaball - Why does he seriously have to be so cold??
- File:Schaalberg-icon.png Schaalbergball - He's also Indonesian just like File:Lechutan-icon.png Lechutanball, but he's pure Germanic and not Indonesian speaking majority.
- File:Welchemens-icon.png Welchemensball - My other son on the other side of North America from File:Seahaws-icon.png Seahausrawr. He has Scottish Gaelic, Irish and English ancestry and immigrants that settled on the Island.
Family
Tokugawaball - Ancestor- File:New Japan (1835-1841)-icon.png New Japanball - Ancestor
- File:Sentan (1933-1969)-icon.png Sentanese Empireball - Ancestor
- File:East El Kadsre-icon.png KSRball - Ancestor
- File:East El Kadsre-icon.png Republic of El Kadsreball - Great grandfather
- File:West El Kadsre-icon.png West El Kadsreball - Grandfather
- File:East El Kadsre-icon.png East El Kadsreball - Great-uncle
- Vlokozu Unionball -
TrueFather(actually I'm him disguised as my current form) - Japanball -
ClaimedFather - Chinaball -
ClaimedMotherwho is actually a uncle - UKball - Great-uncle
Spainball - Great-aunt- Australiaball - Stepfather
- New Zealandball - Stepfather
- USAball - Uncle
- Canadaball - Uncle
Malaysiaball - Uncle- Indonesiaball - Uncle
Tringapore - Uncle- Argentinaball - Uncle
Chileball - Uncle
Peruball - Uncle- Republic of Guyball - Uncle
Colombiaball - Uncle
Ecuadorball - Uncle
Uruguayball - Uncle- Venezuelaball - Uncle
Boliviaball - Uncle
Paraguayball - Uncle
Cubaball - Uncle who I don't care about much of the time
Dominican Republicball - Uncle
Guatemalaball - Uncle
Hondurasball - Uncle- El Salvadorball - Uncle
Nicaraguaball - Uncle who hates me
Costa Ricaball - Uncle- Equatorial Guineaball - Uncle
- North Koreaball - Uncle who hates me
- South Koreaball - Aunt
- Taiwanball - Aunt
who turns out she's actually my mother. - File:YinYangia-icon.png File:YinYangia-icon (Asian-Eyes).png YinYangiaball - Uncle
Mexicoball - Stepfather- File:North El Kadsre-icon.png North El Kadsreball -
Twinbrother - File:Sentan-icon.png Sentanball - Brother
- File:Mahri-icon.png Mahriball - Sister
- File:Vicnora-icon.png Vicnoraball - Brother
- File:Ikeda Islands-icon.png Ikeda Islandsball - Son
- File:Eukestauzia-icon.png Eukestauziaball - Adopted son
- File:Seahaws-icon.png Seahausrawr - Son
- File:Taugaran-icon.png Taugaranball - Adopted son
- File:Hokushi-icon.png Hokushiball - Son
- File:Lechutan-icon.png Lechutanball - Adopted son
- File:Schaalberg-icon.png Schaalbergball - Adopted Son
- File:Welchemens-icon.png Welchemensball - Son
- Nueva Pekingball - Son
- Eruowoodball - Cousin
- Philippinesball - Cousin
- File:Qualicia-icon.png Qualiciaball - Cousin
- File:Sakaria-icon-new.png Sakariaball - Cousin
- File:Yuzk-icon.png Yuzkball - Cousin who hates me
Hong Kongball - Cousin
Macauball - Cousin
Papua New Guineaball - Cousin
Liberiaball - Cousin
Guamball - Cousin
Marshall Islandsball - Cousin
Palauball - Cousin
Gallery
-
El Kadsreball and Barokiapyramid cosplaying as Sheegwa and Sagwa
-
-
-
El Kadsreball riding on Seahausrawr
-
Family history with his kebab son
-icon.png){kind=link}
-icon.png){kind=link}
-icon.png){kind=link}
-icon.png){kind=link}
-icon.png){kind=link}
-icon.png){kind=link}
.png){kind=link}
- Pages with broken file links
- El Kadsreball
- Anti Palestine
- Rich
- North America
- ISIS Removers
- Pro Commonwealth
- English Speaking Countryball
- Japanese Speaking Countryball
- Spanish Speaking Countryball
- ISISball Haters
- Pro Japan
- Pro Guyish
- Burger lovers
- Communist Removers
- Anti Communist
- Pro Russia
- Pro Ivanland
- Pro USA
- Pro Taiwan
- Homosex Lovers
- Pro Canada
- Coronavirus Removers
- Lsado Removers
- NATOball
- Commonwealth
- Preserved