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    Eskelball (Patagoniaverse)

    Eskelball
    I've never met a nice Eskelian...
    GovernmentMayorship
    PersonalityStrong, hard-worker, likes mining, Thomas and Friends-breed railfan, religious, child abuse enabler
    Language(s) English

    File:Spanish-icon.png Spanish
    Welsh
    Scots
    File:Tehuelche-icon.png Tehuelche
    Galician
    Asturian
    Plautdietsch
    Dutch
    Alemannisch

    File:Quebec-icon.png Canadian French
    Type Anglo-American File:Germania-icon.png
    Affiliation Andinaball
    Patagoniaball
    Religion(s) Christianity
    • Catholicism
    • Anglicanism
    • Southern Baptism
    South American Paganism
    Relations and opinions
    FriendsFile:Chile-icon.png Dad

    Mom
    Stepfather
    File:Netherlands-icon.pngFile:Spain-icon.png Immigrant senders
    File:Australia-icon.png 'Cuzzes
    Grandpa

    File:Sweden-icon.png Turned my favorite activity into a game
    Enemies I HATE YOUR UNICORNS

    SCREW MC CUBED
    HYPOCRITE
    File:Magallanes-icon.png LIBTARD

    FURRY ARSEHOLE
    LikesMining, minerals (except the dangerous ones), pickaxes, working in mines, riding minecarts, hard hats, drills, anything to do with mining, tea rooms, being traditional, Joseph Kast, the Tories, Nelson Kirchner, trains, model railways, the Thomas the Tank Engine mythos, the Old Patagonian Express, Turtlesandthomas (Brady McGrath), GigaRhino (Sergio Menendez), Danny Dog (Ryan Beahm)
    DislikesPeople who mine in his clay without permission, slacking off, his strict parents problem, being mocked for his conservative behavior, liberals (supposedly), Islamophobia, MUNDIX METALS, Bariloche Folk of any kind, RainbowKitty (Paedophile and disgrace), MC Cubed (RK defender), being confused with the Witcher character
    Historical information
    FoundedFebruary 25, 1856
    Population
    Is of importants
    Can into space?No?
    BörkEskel eskel, mine mine, gold gold, tory tory, train train
    FoodWelsh Rarebit, tea, shepherd's pie, Edelweiss Chocolates, Rhino Energy Drink, but absolutely NO BARILOCHEAN DELICACIES!!1
    Notes
    Andina's other city.

    Eskelball officially the City of Eskelball is a Patagonian cityball. He is one of the few remaining bastions of conservatism in Patagoniaball, others being Saint Martinball, Port Aysenball, Nuwe Oranjeball and Fort Cochraneball (OTL San Martin de los Andes, Puerto Aysen and Cochrane respectively).

    He is the 2nd-largest city in the state of Andina, and aside from its conservatism, he is known for its mining fanaticism, and his infestation by railfans. Eskel often calls itself the "City of Hard Work", and the city lives up to its name, with it being the most hard-working city in Patagoniaball.

    History

    The founding of the town dates back to the arrival of Welsh immigrants in Chubut in 1815. The settlement was created on 25 February 1856 before the Forest Scots arrived to settle there. The city, the main town of the area, is located by the Esquel Stream and surrounded by the mountains Mount La Zeta, Mount La Cruz, Twenty-One Hills and Mount La Hoya. Mount La Hoya is known as a ski resort with good quality snow right through the spring. The Los Alerces National Park is 50 km (31 mi) northwest of the city.

    An important tourist attraction is the narrow-gauge railway (with 750 mm (30 in) between the rails), known as The Old Patagonian Express after the book The Old Patagonian Express by Paul Theroux. At 402 km (250 mi) in length, it is said to be the only narrow-gauge long-distance line in operation and the southernmost steam-powered railway in the world. The first fifty oil-fired steam locomotives were made by Henschel & Son of Germany in 1922. Later twenty-five locomotives were bought from the Baldwin Locomotive Works of Philadelphia.

    The train remains authentic and in operation thanks to the effort of the team of workers at the Locomotive Preservation Society that make several parts by hand. Trains now run as a tourist excursion between Eskel and the suburb of Nahuelpan, located at the foot of the volcano of the same name, with other services all the way to Innsbrooke. Until 1993, the train ran all the way to the city of Jacobacci in central Andina, from where trains ran to Viedma, Rio Negro and from there to the border town of Pedro Luro, forming the North Patagonian Railway.

    Personality

    Eskelball is a very hard-working countryball and runs a mine from which assorted minerals are extracted. While he does half of the mining himself, he still tends to boss everyone around (except for his mother). Eskelball is thus considered unfair by his workers due to their somewhat hellish treatment of them, his attitude towards his mother notwithstanding.

    He invites some of his friends over to his mine but he ultimately betrays them by making him his servants/mine workers. Sometimes Eskelball resorts to outright brainwashing them to do his bidding without consequence, using his hypnotic hard hats to do so.

    Relationships

    Friends/Fellow Workmen

    • Walesball - Mum, she influenced my culture and food and that is all I know. She's the resident cook of my mine.

    Neutral/Soon to touch grass

    • File:Chile-icon.png Chileball - My gamer dad. When will you touch grass and start working at my mine? Never? OK then.

    Forced Cheap Labour Enemies

    • Barilocheball - YOU! YOU NORTHERN INFIDEL, ALWAYS BRAGGING ABOUT UNICORNS AND WHATEVER CRUD YOU CALL CUTE! GO TOUCH GRASS, GET A B!TCH OR TWO, QUIT WHINING ABOUT UNICORNIE AND EVEN BETTER GO WORK AT MY MINES!!!
    • Viedmaball - Remove MC Cubed! GigaRhino stronk!
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