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    French Hokkaidoball
    Government Federal parliamentary semi-constitutional monarchy
    PersonalityExtreme otaku, cold (pun intended), aloof, likes skiing, pretty much daredevilish
    Language(s) French

    File:Tokugawa-icon.png Japanese

    File:Unified Korea-icon.png Korean

    Mandarin

    • Taiwanese variety
    • Mainland variety (10%)

    Ainu

    Russian

    Manchurian
    TypeFile:Tokugawa-icon.png Japonic

    File:Goguryeo-icon.png Koreanic

    Frankish

    Sinitic

    File:1-icon.png Okhotskic

    Tungusic
    CapitalSaint Georgeball
    Affiliation UNball

    Francophonieball

    NATOball
    Religion(s) Christianity
    • Catholicism

    File:Shintoism-icon.png Shinto

    Buddhism

    Cheondoism

    File:Shenism-icon.png Shenism

    Animism
    Relations and opinions
    FriendsMostly everyone, including but not limited to:

    File:France-icon (beret).png Maman

    Otosan

    Tantes

    Oncle

    Grandma

    All ASEAN members (except File:Myanmar-icon.png Myanmar and File:Cambodia-icon.pngCambodia)

    File:AE icon-icon.png cominus remover like him

    File:Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball

    File:Heunggong-icon.png Hong Kongball

    File:India-icon.png Chine hater
    Enemies Murderer (big time)

    Her Islamophobia buddies

    ISISball

    China's master (mostly)

    Don't into nuke on moi! (sometimes or once)

    Yuo are Espagne

    Yuo are France
    LikesSkiing (best hobby ever!), Anime, Kpop, baguettes, dim sum, blend of East Asian and French culture
    DislikesFile:Ethiopia-icon.png Islamophobia, conservatism, "change" being forced on people, child abuse
    Historical information
    Founded1870
    Population
    Is of importants
    Can into space?Oui oui!
    BörkJ-France J-France, baguette baguette, honhonhon, defend kebab!!!
    FoodBaguette, ramen, sushi, kimchi, beef noodle
    Notes
    Has a pantheon dedicated to his gamers at Parc Marie.

    French Hokkaidoball is a federal parliamentary semi-constitutional monarchy in East Asia. Ruled by an exiled branch of the Japanese royal family, it's one of the most powerful countries in East Asia.

    His birthday is December 18.

    Quotes

    • "畜生!" (Japanese version of "Sacre Bleu!")
    • "Tu es déjà mort!" (French of Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru)
    • "Retirer le Dim Sum!" (Remove Dim Sum!)
    • "L'unité dans la diversité fait la force!" (His motto, adopted in 1891.)
    • "Quoi?!" (French for NANI?!)
    • "Quoi en la salope?!"
    • "YEAH!" (when going skiing)

    Hokkaido profanity

    • "세븐헤드" = dickhead (Korean)
    • "マザーファッカー" = mother-f***er (Japanese)
    • "ニガ" = ni**er (Japanese) (Rarely used, and only by blackface actors. Blackface is common in Hokkaido but only the realistic variety is allowed. Only traditional blackface can be considered taboo.)
    • "濡れた鳩" = douche bag (Japanese)

    Relationships

    Copains/友達/친구/朋友

    • Franceballe - Maman! Gib me baguettes. But why should yuo love this merde Dimsum?

    Neutral/中性/중립/中立

    • File:Spain-icon.png Espagneballe - Mon tante, she colonised mon other tante who calls her une dickhead because of that. We both oppose Catalogne's independance since he is of communist and he is friends with Chine.
    • File:Iran-icon.png Iranballe - Je like his poetry, but stop bullying EUA and stop comparing him to Satan plox.

    Aversaires/Ennemis/敵/적/敵人

    • ​​​ Russieballe - He is le raison Chine became into evil in the first place! Remove Vodka! I don't care if yuo are mon uncle, yuo made Chine into a monster!
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