 Googlelandball
Republic of Googlelandball | |
|---|---|
 Don't be evil, I'm here to help. | |
| Government |  Unitary parliamentary constitutional republic |
| Personality | Smart, Know It All, Boss, Friendly, Brave, Fearless |
| Language(s) |  English
And many others |
| Capital | Mountain Viewball |
| Affiliation |  UNball OASball NATOball OECDball |
| Religion(s) |  Christianity
 Hinduism |
| Relations and opinions | |
| Friends |  Pretty much everyone, but most importantly:
File:Robloxia-icon.png Best mate
 File:Narbot Island-icon.pngFile:Robotia-icon.png Trading Partners |
| Enemies |  Commies
File:Saderafa-icon.png Sadmerafaball
File:Dragogon-icon.png Dragogonball
File:Batawa-icon.png Batawaball (neutral) File:DuckDuckGoland-icon.png Rival File:Republic of Standoland-icon.png Republic of Standolandball (neutral) |
| Likes |  Capitalism,  USAball and his allies,  Rodrigo Duterte,  Democracy, sanctioning and liberating his enemies, Oil, the entire Western World, imperialists, File:Trudeau-icon.png Justin Trudeau,  Joe Biden, File:Skeldia-icon.png Among Us |
| Dislikes |  Communists, Russiaball and his allies,  fascists,   White Supremacists, Terrorists, 9/11 attacks, anti-imperialists,  Donald Trump, File:Coronavirus-icon.png COVID-19 |
| Historical information | |
| Founded | 4 September 1998 |
| Predecessor |  Californiaball |
| Population | |
| Is of importants | |
| Can into space? | Yes |
| Börk | Search Search, Sanctions Sanctions |
| Notes | |
He was bordered by the File:Republic of COPPA-icon.png Republic of COPPAball to the east, File:DuckDuckGoland-icon.png DuckDuckGolandball to the south, File:Yahooland-icon.png Yahoolandbrick to the west, and the File:Animal Activists Dictatorship-icon.png Republic of PETAball and the San Francisco Bay to the North.
He is Googleball as a country.
Relationships
Friends
Californiaball - Father who created a company named after me!
- Menlo Parkball - The city where I was founded.
USAball - Grandfather.
UKball - Great-grandfather. I like to visit the Big Ben clock tower.
Canadaball - Great-granduncle. Your maple syrup, poutine, and butter tarts are so delicious!
Australiaball - Oceanian great-granduncle. I like to visit Sydney and see the kangaroos!
New Zealandball - Great-grandaunt. I like to see her Kiwi birds and sheep!
Wildenball - Beautiful islands tho but you really need to stop oppressing east Phillipines.
Armeniaball - Many Armenian communities live here in my clay is a good friend. I also recognize his genocide.
Greeceball - Your mythology and history are epic and awesome.
Liberiaball - Uncle. He was badly infected by the Ebola virus. And also I'll give him aid to recover from his disease.
Philippinesball - Aunt. I like 
Rodrigo Duterte.
Polandball - Happy 100th anniversary, my friend!
Ukraineball - Don't worry, my friend. I support you against 
Russiaball. Also, Crimea is yours.
Autotopiaball - Good fellow brother. I like his talking vehicles. I have some Googlecars live in his clay.
Kosovoball - You are a real country and I recognize it for you.
Taiwanball - Real China.
Hong Kongball - I support his independence and protests against 
Fake China. Also, your milk tea is tasty. We'll help you furthermore.
East Turkestanball - I support his independence against Fake China. Like, Hong Kongball.
Albaniaball - We do recognize Kosovoball as a real country and we do have 
a common enemy.
Saudi Arabiaball - I like his rich oil and we are both allies of USAball. I support him against 
Iranball.
Bahrainball - I protect him against Iranball.
South Koreaball - Real Korea.
Israelcube - I support him against 
Palestineball.- File:Robloxia-icon.png Robloxiaball - We're both created in our same state. And also a best friend.
FSAball - Real Syria. I support him against the 
fake Syria and his allies.
Moroccoball - I support you against the 
Western Saharaball. And also your couscous is really delicious.
Germanyball - Your beer, pretzels, and sausages are very tasty and great. Many German restaurants built in my clay.
Franceball - Your wine, croissants, baguettes, and your other foods are very delicious! Many French restaurants built in my clay.
Spainball - Great-grandmother. I like your bullfighting!
Italyball - Your pizza and pasta taste great. He also gives me Fiat, Alfa Romeo, Maserati, Ferrari, and Lamborghini cars. Many Italian restaurants built in my clay. And we are also dealing with File:Coronavirus-icon.png COVID-19 problems.
Mexicoball - Although my grandpa has a strange situation with him, but he's my good Latino granduncle. I like his food and 
his past version.
Colombiaball - I help him with my grandpa and my allies against the drug lords, 
Venezuelaball and his allies. Many Colombians living in my clay.- File:Skeldia-icon.png Skeldiablock - My cousin. I like Among Us.
Washingtonball - File:Skeldia-icon.png Skeldiablock's father. Also my uncle. Thanks for creating a company named Innersloth in your clay.
Japanball - Many Japanese people live in my clay is a great friend. I like both Anime and Manga. He also hates fake China.
Alaskan Empireball - Fellow godly ally of my grandpa. She also hates 
communism and 
fascism. She's also my greatest and best ally.- File:Geometria-icon.png Geometriacube - Homeland of the geometrics. He also hates communism. So, he is my cool friend, I guess.
Animalandball - I like him because he's my granduncle who has talking animals. He also hates Venezuelaball and his allies. Good animal-like ally.
Renocube - We are both 
democratic allies of USAball and Canadaball. And we also both hate communism a lot.- Rensecube - She's Renocube's best friend and sister. I think she also hates communism. So, why not?
- Stickiaball - Although he's Robloxiaball's rival, but I like him because we both hate Sadmerafaball for what he had done to us.
- Blackostineball - One of my Afro-American friends. I support him against Whitonargenball and
that racist president. - Diursiaball - My fellow democratic ally in Africa. He also hates Venezuelaball and his allies.
- File:Gartonia-icon.png Gartoniaball - Fellow Asian-American uncle. He also hates Russiaball and his communist friend.
- Yahoolandbrick - We both have unfriendly neighbors around us.
- United States of Porgsball - We both hate File:Republic of COPPA-icon.png COPPAball for what he had done to us. He also likes my technology. Great neighbor.
- Youtube Republicball - We both hate COPPAball and Susan Wabajack for they have done to his people.
- Monarch Landball - My wife. She also hates commies.
- Bikini Bottomball - Fellow capitalist like me. He also hates commies.
- Anti PGN Nationball - Don't worry, my friend. I support you against that Pink Sheep.
- Kitchenriaball - Yes, Annoying Orange is the best!
- Obeleskiaball - I support my friend to gain independence from Minecraftiaball!
- Kakyoin Papal Stateball - We both want to kill
DIO to save Joseph Joestars Daughter and we are both friends of USAball anyways. Thanks for the support. 
Democratic Republic of Andrew DAball - He's way better than 
that Falangist version of him.- Storybooklandball - Reading information about our websites is a good friend.
- Musiclandball - Music is important to me.
- Disneylandball - My people like to visit him, especially on holidays.
- Toylandball - (Albatrossien, type it in)
- UHIpotato - My people always like to celebrate holidays on his clay.
- Train Islandball and Flightopolisball - Trains and planes are always welcomed in my clay.
- Yuezynball - We both hate the evil Fascist Republic of Andrew DAball, and we both like Greece and Armenia.
El Kadsreball - An ally against Palestineball, 
Awzbsekiball, and Sadmerafaball.
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Neutral
- Batawaball -
- Republic of Standolandball - Yes, it is the land of JoJo stands. This guy hates me more than I hate DIOlandball. We're OK.
- SCPball -
- Gileadball - United States of Porgsball's annoying neighbor, so what?
Enemies
- Russiaball - Give Crimea back to Ukraineball now!
Belarusball - I support the westerners against you, evil communist, potato-loving dictatorship country!- Chinaball - Fake China. Stop spreading COVID-19 into my clay and give freedom to Hong Kongball, Uyghurs, and even real China right now!
Or else... - Serbiaball - Stop bullying Albaniaball and Kosovoball, they did nothing wrong to you, idiot!
- Venezuelaball - Remove Nicolas Maduro! Juan Guaido strong! I hope we're going to put sanctions on you, commie dictator!
North Koreaball - Fake Korea. Stop launching nukes!- Iranball - Stop calling my grandpa a "Great Satan"! I support Saudi Arabiaball against you, Shia dictator!
- Sadmerafaball - What a stupid commie. I am going to put sanctions on you like Venezuelaball, you communist dictator! Even
my brother and Autotopiaball hates you! - Palestineball - A fake country. No recognition for you! The same thing I said to Sadmerafaball.
Al-Qaedaball - Never forget the 9/11 attacks, you terrorist!
ISISball - Ew, terrorists! I hope my allies will bomb you to death, you goat killers! Terrorist propoganda..
Crimeaball - You are a part of Ukraineball and that's final!- Dragogonball - WTF? How dare you ban my brother's videos and treat my grandpa like a piece of shit? That's it, we're going to put sanctions on you, evil communist
- Syriaball - Fake Syria. I support the real Syria and my allies against you, Ba'athist pig!
- Western Saharaball - Same as Palestineball. I support Moroccoball against you, separatist!
- Falangist State of Anderaalball - Can you stop being a Falangist also stop planning to attack Israel, File:Googleland-icon (tangle).png
if you dare to hate my friends one more time, then I'm going to ban you with my b-- : (eats popcorn)
- Malaccatangle - Discussion interrupter!
If you interrupt one mo-: No u, it's time to anschluss you too.- File:Googleland-icon (tangle).png
: THEN PREPARE TO DIE!!! (Anschlusses Malaccatangle) : (reverses Anschluss): Wait, ho- (gets anschlussed but reverses it): Wait, how did you- (gets anschlussed but reverses it too)- File:Googleland-icon (tangle).png
: wait wha- (loops) - (many many anchluss reverses later...)
: Wait, did I won? Yes, I won!
- that was a long movie!
- Donald Trump - The worst president of USA. You are racist towards the Latinos, Blacks, and even Muslims! Also, how dare you build a wall on the US-Mexico border? That's it, I am going to support both File:Black Lives Matter-icon.png Black Lives Matter and
Joe Biden against you, white supremacist president! - Whitonargenball - Puppet of that stupid Donald Trump. I support both File:Blackostine-icon.png Blackostineball and Joe Biden against you, 8ball killers! Black Lives Matter!
- DuckDuckGolandball - My rivalry neighbor, my website is better than yours, neighbor! Also, I'm not tracking you. I will never see your personal information.
- File:Republic of COPPA-icon.png Republic of COPPAball - Fuck you, evil neighbor! How dare say that YouTube is for grownups! It's for the entertainment and everyone to see videos! Now, get lost, you idiot! And also, never forget the genocide on YouTubers and my people!
- Republic of PETAball - The worst. He just kills, tortures, and treats animals like shit! I hope we're going to boycott your government and people!
- Susan
WojcickiWabajack - Never forget the genocide on ytbers, you female Hitler. - Republic of Shellyball - Why do you hate me? I did nothing wrong to you. But at least we both hate Andrew DAball.
- laporte sucks fuck yt users i love susan wabajack
- What the hell do you love Susan Wabajack?! I thought me and you hate Andrew DAball while you like her?! Shame.
- Binglandball - My search engine is better!
- Imperial Republics of Lisa Fans - Far worst than the other ones. I support both my grandpa and my great-grandpa against you, manchild!
- I WILL SUPPORT MY RELIGION AGAINST YUO FAT GOOGLE BIEACH!!!
- Excuse me?! (Wrestles Imperial Republics of Lisa Fans to the ground)
- (explodes into 4 states)
- Cringe State of Gachamaniaball - Fake Gachamania. Gachamaniaball is real Gachamania, you manchilds!
- Arstotzkaball - This communist country hates me for unknown reasons. Like, I never did to you.
- Ryan States of America - You deserved to be annexed by USAball.
- DIOlandball - Keep saying "Muda Muda" or else I will-
- ZA WARUDO!!! (stops the time)
- Pink Sheep Empirebrick - Listen here, you sheepish punk. I do not smell like cheese, please!
- YES U
- : No, (declares war)
- Vixeniaball - What? Did you hate "funk RVF"? Uhhh....
- Gorloskball - Why are you a communist?
- Drakaball - Why are you friends with File:Dragogon-icon.png Dragogonball and being a fascist country?
- Janorotiaball - I don't want your Janorots because they're too ugly and you are hating my car brother. Plus I declared war on you along your neighbors and committed genocide on your Janorots. Other than that, we both hate Sadmerafaball.
- Hrvlvball - He hates me for being friends with Yuezynball and not taking Janorotiaball's people. I declared war on you in 2001 for hurting Yuezynball and I destroyed you so badly. Also, I committed genocide on your people like 1.9 millions of them!
Zgvtoball - Same as Hrvlvball. I declared war on you and I also committed genocide on you. Plus, you are a communist country.
- : *Slaps Googleland* DON'T CALL ME THAT AGAIN, YOU STUPID SEARCH ENGINE!!!
Wcsoaball - Worst enemy. Stop comparing me to Satan.
- : No! You are terrible! Do you know commiting genocide on other countries is very wrong thing? That's so unforgivable!
Tupliaball - A stupid oceanian commie who accused me of committed genocide on Hrvlvball, Zgvtoball and Janorotiaball.- Qejukball - You are just stupid puppet to Hrvlvball.
Sejukball - Stop recognizing Hrvlvese Genocide, you stupid pirate! Also, stop attacking My car brother!- Microsoftlandball - REMOVE EDGE!
- Mozillalandball - REMOVE FIREFOX!
- Applelandball - REMOVE SAFARI!
- Republic of Vyondball - go to hell you pathetic child abuser u will be in hell soon until you collapse.
- Yandexlandball - Russian search engine, worst search engine.
Colonies
- Googlelandic Zanzibarball - I took him from
Tanzaniaball before he became independent from him. - Googlelandic Socotraball - I stole it from
Yemenball during his ongoing civil war. 
Googlelandic Anderaalball - I stole it from the evil Andrew DAball. Also, my first colony in Oceania.- Googlelandic Impuball - I colonized
Impuball - Googlelandic Samoaball
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