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    "People's" "Democratic" "Republic" of Hipnolandball
    "LONG LIVE THE GREAT NATION OF HIPNOLAND!"
    Government File:Dictator-icon.png Authoritarian Dictatorship under a File:Fascism-icon.png Communist-Fascist Imperial Council
    PersonalityIncredibly racist, Fascist lunatic, Embraces nazism, Insane, Just straight up evil stuff
    Language(s) English, Russian
    CapitalMarinetteball
    Affiliation Pact of Evilball
    Religion(s) Atheism (95%)

    Christianity (1%)

    Other (4%)
    Relations and opinions
    Friends Russiaball

    Chinaball

    Oceaniaball

    File:Iran-icon.png Iranball

    Palestine

    File:Syria-icon.png Syriaball

    Venezuelaball (especially now)

    North Koreaball

    Republic of Vyondball

    File:Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball

    File:Belarus-icon.png Belarusball

    DPRball

    File:Luhansk-Republic-icon.png LPRball

    ISISball

    File:Taliban-icon.png Afghanistanball

    CSAball

    File:ReichTime.png Reichtangle

    No established relations, but soon!

    File:Satan-icon.png litterally satanball
    EnemiesFile:Earth-icon.png pretty much every other country, but especially..


    FUCK YOU


    FUCK YOU TOO


    Both Israels


    How dare you criticize me.


    USAball


    NATOball and all of its members


    VYOND WILL CRUSH YOU WHEN HE COMES BACK!


    Guyanaball (SOON TO BE SNAKE! VENEZUELA WILL TAKE OVER YOU!)


    DIE YOU STUPID LIZARD!
    Likesfascism, Putin, Xi Jinping, Adolf Hitler, anything that's associated with evil
    Dislikesany democratic nation, Ordenstaat Zealandia
    Historical information
    Founded2023
    Ended2037 (Illageriaverse)
    Predecessor USAball (1776-2023) (Illageriaverse)


    Wisconsinite Rebellionball (Non-Illageriaverse)
    Successor Great Hipnolandi Imperial Stateball (Illageriaverse)
    Population
    How many people?200,000
    Is of importants
    Can into space?I wish.
    BörkHipno hipno, kill kill, die die,
    FoodNONE
    Notes
    I will support Palestine until the very end!!!!

    Hipnolandball, also named the People's Democratic Republic of Hipnolandball is a countryball that lives in northern Wisconsinball, USAball. He borders the illagerian province of Cosfalaball to the south, Superiorball to the north, and Lake Michigan to the east. Hipnolandball owns a now defunct alliance due to the illagerian revolution, the Pact of Evilball. He has no subdivisions, besides himself of course.

    Personaltity

    Hipnolandball is a secretive, and a good propagandist to control his populations every moves. He is also scared due to the Illagerian Revolution, and a bit vengeful due to his loss. He is also evil, and wants to team up with the other evil countryballs to take over the world and get revenge on his neighbors, especially Illageriaball.

    Relations

    Friends

    • File:Nazi.gif Nazi Germany - My role model. Removes jews like a boss.
    • File:Japanese-Empire.gif Japanese Empireball - Good job taking over the pacific. Wish you were back today, but burger simp had to drop 2 sun's on ya. RIP
    • File:ReichTime.png Reichtangle - Yes, yes, anschluss poland, anschluss him! Also best tangle, better than fake.
    • ISISball - Love terrorists from Hipnoland 🤍 💘 🩶. My other role model.
    • Russiaball - YES! GO KILL THE BREAD KID! I LOVE THE LAST LETTER OF THE ALPHABET! (Z) SUPPORT RUSSIA FOREVER FROM HIPNOLAND!!!!!!!!!
    • Chinaball - gotta support my Anti American buddy here. Remove that fake china. Also nothing happened in 1989.
    • North Koreaball - you know what I say when nuclear bois. We're best buds too. Go nuke USA and Illageria.
    • Zealandian Reichball (Illageriaverse) - you have the same goals as I do...? WAIT YOU WANT TO HELP ME? OH MY HITLER! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! YOUR COOPERATION WILL ONLY HELP ME IN MY CONQUESTS ON THE GREAT LAKES!
    • Palestineball - good job with taking those jews hostage! I support you against those american-illagerian puppets!
    • File:Iran-icon.png Iranball - Good job helping real palestine and slaughtering those women in those protests! I will support you forever until we both die to the heat death of the universe!
    • Venezuelaball - YES. ANNEX GUYANA'S WESTERN "LAND"! I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR GOVERNMENT LIVES ON! LONG LIVE MADURO!

    And also any other evil countryball that exists, i guess..

    Neutral

    • Illagerian Allyballs - why did you guys betray me for idiot? Oh right, your brainwashed. You won't listen.

    Enemies

    • USAball - democratic idiot. Fascism is better. Like wayyyyy better than YOU. I wish File:Nazi.gif Nazi Germany won WW2 or even Soviet Union won cold war!!!
    • Ukraineball - HAHA! GET INVADED LOL!!!! WELL DESERVED AFTER EUROMAIDEN!! GLORY TO RUSSIA! REMOVE BREADBASKET! REMOVE GAYS! SUPPORT RUSSIA FOREVER-
      • - Look, I get it, you support russia. It's not funny. I'm litterally being genocided and invaded right now, and all your doing is mocking me? Wow. Such hypocrisy.
      • - Didn't ask, NATO puppet.
    • NATOball - burger puppet. CSTO is better by a long shot.
    • Taiwanball - Taiwan is Chinese territory, and will be Chinese forever.
    • Philippinesball - GO DIE YOU IDIOTIC NATION! NOW! ALSO SABAH IS NOT YOURS!
    • Wildenball - IMAGINE BEING A CRINGE GOOFY AHH FURRY LOLLLLLL!!!! JUST GO DIE ALREADY!

    Worst Enemies

    • Illageriaball - YOU IDIOT! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN MY HEIGHT OF INFLUENCE ON THE WORLD STAGE? YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD YEARS AGO, BUT THANKS TO YOUR REVOLUTION AND RECTANGLUAR COPY, YOU SURVIVED! YOU RUINED THE ENTIRE AREA AND MY RULE OVER IT! WHY? WHY? YOU KNOW WHAT? IM CUTTING OFF RELATIONS WITH YOU AND ANY OF YOUR ALLIES! IM ALSO JOINING RUSSIA'S PACT TO PROTECT MYSELF FROM YOU IDIOTS! 2024 BEST YEAR OF MY ENTIRE LIFE! REMOVE RECTANGLE SIMP!!!1!!1
      • - JEEZ, you didn't have to go all out on the name calling. You also subjugated me while I was under your rule. Also, I'm not a simp, and just because I'm named after Illagery doesn't prove that I'm a simp. I'd rather say your the simp because you rely SO much on Russia and nuke-obsessed faminer for litterally everything. Seriously. And plus, don't go Vyond on me, and try grounding me dispite me litterally having more land than you. And don't say you can just take my northern Provinces without a fight. I've got troops there, and don't say they don't exist just like the 1989 Tiananmen Square Incident in CCP-Occupied China.
      • - hek you simp.
      • - Oh? Calling me simp AGAIN? WHEN WILL YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON? WHEN?

    *Keeps fighting*

    • Illagery - WHY DID YOU MAKE ILLAGERIA REVOLT AGAINST ME! THAT DICTATOR IN SOUTHEAST HIPNOLAND AND POST YOU ILLAGERIA WAS BETTER THAN YOU BASTARD! REMOVE RECTANGLE! REICH IS BETTER THAN YOU FAKE! WHEN YOU FINALLY LEAVE, THEN I WILL CELEBRATE FOR A THOUSAND YEARS WITH MY File:Nazi.gif File:ReichTime.png File:Taliban-icon.png BEST FRIENDS! 😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
    • Ordenstaat Zealandiaball (Illageriaverse) - There can only be one evil character in this universe. But if we teamed up to take over the WORLD, I would love that. Wouldn't you want to aswell? But stop massacring my people.
      • : No I'm not gonna team up with a dirty failed aborted state from a destroyed Clowny states of america, plus no I won't stop torturing ur filthy fake Fascist people and why won't you just... hipnofy some dried c*cks?
      • : Oh? You wont? Well great. Who am I supposed to team up with to destroy the world now? Maybe I should improve relations with the rest of the world instead of being just a fascist. Maybe democracy could help, but who knows. NEVERMIND, DUMBOCRACY IS JUST A BAD IDEA
      • : no.
    • EDP445 from Detroit - ummm
      • : I came here to pick up a cupcake, now kiss me on my big hot lips
      • : AYOOOO WHAT THE HEK CAUGHT IN 4K BOI
      • : u ain't caughtin me 4k lil bro u ain't Aya Shameimaru from touhou, now I'm gonna send u down to my tickle time basement
    • Googlelandball - EW, SEARCH ENGUINES! I ONLY HAVE STATE RUN WEBSITES, NOT THOSE!
    • Isnotraelcube - STOP TRYING TO HURT MY FELLOW TERRORIST FRIEND YOU RETARD! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE MIDDLE EAST AND BACK TO SOVIET/IMPERIAL RUSSIA WHERE YOU BELONG, AND TO NAZI GERMANY SO WE CAN ALL HOLOCAUST AND HOLODOMOR YOU!!! NOW FUCK OFF!!!!!!!
      •  : yeah yeah shut the fuck up already. I dont give a fuck about you.
    • Israelcube (Zealandia) - ANOTHER ONE?? OH YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME! JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLACE YOU DUMB ANTI JIHAD MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
    • Guyanaball - VENEZUELA'S CLAIM OVER YOU IS JUSTIFIED! NOW BOW DOWN TO THE HIPNOLANDIC-VENEZUELAN HEDGEMONY!
      • : sorry, what are you even talking about..? You arent Austria-Hungary but american. Now, i need to protect my oil reserves. leaves


    Former Territories


    WIP


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