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    Hong Kong's Endgame is the fanmade battle of Hong Kongball, UKball, Taiwanball, their friends, China's enemies, and the NSL removers against Chinaball and his friends, and later on, the real villains:  VM10Ball and Steelandball. It starts from China's plan to reclaim its former territory being leaked to everyone by an unknown Facebook user (revealed to be File:Alt-Brunei-icon.png the Heroine later on).

    Because of this, HK gets really mad, becomes DJ Bluey (his vigilante alter-ego) and makes all his friends remove Chinaball but she is a princess cursed to become a slave and pet dragon of VM10 by his demonic high wizard. So File:Alt-Brunei-icon.png Heroine, File:Alt-Philippines-icon.png Hero and File:Erdrick-icon.png Erdrick set off on a quest to stop VM10 and help Hong Kong and co. to the portal to VM10's realm. Once they succeed, an epic battle ensues and VM10 is defeated.

    Story

    Chapter 1: The Capture of Shanghai

    File:Ind-HK-icon.png Hong Kongball, UKball and other countryballs hear of Chinaball's evil plan to anschluss former territories, including Hong Kong,being just part of a much bigger and much worse conspiracy set up by an unknown force, from a post made by an equally-anonymous Facebook user. Realizing this, Hong Kongball decides that they must band together and defeat Chinaball once and for all. The plan is to crusade across China starting from the south, then north, and west, before zeroing in on Beijing and Shanghai, and pillaging and destroying them. As they go, they take all the souls of the CCP members and supporters, and once they get to Beijing, they will murder all Chinese gov't officials. The plan complete, he begins his ceremonial transformation into his furry/DJ alter-ego.

    In a magical girl/mecha anime-style fashion, he changes into his fursuit and full football uniform, then he proceeds to become one with the fursuit, gets magical super-strength powers, and masters football tackles and moves, all using a magical spell incantation, becoming the badass and awesome  DJ Blueytangle. DJ Bluey then creates a special evocation song to hypnotize UKball to destroy Chinaball's clay by turning him into the File:Britangle-icon.png Britangle and take all the pro-communist souls. With the job done, Britangle and DJ Bluey gather the following countryballs: Tibetball, Uyghurball, File:Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball, and other Chinaball haters.

    To begin the long battle, UK lost control himself because of the song, and proceeds to gather all of their friends and the NSL removers into a crusade against Chinaball's cities before zeroing in on Beijing and destroying the CCP, thus Balkanizing China. It's up to Chinaball and his friends, including Jitler, North Koreaball, Venezuelaball, Belarusball, and all other Communist countries to stop him.  Venezuelaball runs to him and asked him to stop attacking! But it didn't work, Britangle just snatched him with his huge hand and continuing to ruin the Shanghai skyline, knocking down skyscrapers and crushing cars and countryballs. DJ Bluey and his friends on the other hand are collecting all the pro-CCP souls, until the PLA arrives to attack the Britangle. 

    All the missiles and bullets shooting at him makes the Britangle angry, so he beats the crap out of them. The battle would get really intense and continued for 2 hours. Even Jitler turns into Fake Koreatangle fighting DJ Bluey and his dark minions (who is using his music) but Jitler cannot into anschluss them. After that, Britangle, being ridden by DJ Bluey like a cowboy on horseback, climbs and goes on top of the Oriental Pearl Tower, with laser beams from Bluey's DJ booth shooting out and destroying cars down below, but Britangle has nowhere to go. The planes shooting behind his back and he swipes the planes away. Russiaball figures out a plan: he tries to become  his past self using a forbidden 103-year-old Satanic ritual.

    Chapter 1.5: Sovietangle Transformation Ritual

    Russiaball gathers all the necessary materials needed for the ritual.

    Potion ingredients:

    • A bottle of Polish blood
    • Poppy seeds
    • Rose thorns
    • Idols of communist thinkers
    • Offering to Joseph Stalin frankincense
    • Strings to help Stalin find his way to the present
    • Deadly nightshade
    • Evocation oil

    Ritual materials:

    • Red wax candles
    • Ritual paint
    • Hammer and sickle as offering to the god of Communism, Karl Marx.
    • Idols of Communist leaders
    • A countryball (in this case Crimeaball)

    He then moves into a dark place, in this case a dark and empty warehouse. He puts six candles in a hexagon shape, lights them, draws a red circle with a pentagram and a ring of masonic symbols around the pentagram-circle. He throws one idol each of Mao, Lenin, Marx, Tito and Stalin onto each corner of the pentagram and a hammer and sickle on the centre of the pentagram-circle. Then he stabs Crimeaball with a ritual knife and cuts his chest open, before letting his corpse rot in the middle of the circle whilst he reciting this incantation: "Настоящим я жертвую своим рассудком, пацифизмом и личностью богу коммунизма. Я позволяю себе превратиться в великий СССРямоугольный". He kicks Crimea's corpse out of the circle and places the cauldron on it, adding some dried and ground deadly nightshade petals and then some evocation oil. He drinks the potion and stands on the pentagram, writhing in pain as he turns into his Anschluss/-Tangle form. THE RITUAL WORKED, THE SOVIET UNION HAS BEEN REBORN!

    Chapter 2: Kill Soviet Kill!

    Back in Shanghai's CBD, Britangle is still rampaging around Shanghai destroying cars and crushing people and Blueytangle is collecting all the communist souls and snapping people out of CCP influence with his music. Vietnamball on the other hand uses cringe power to weaken people. File:Vatican-icon.png Micro-Bishop Vaticanball rushes in, knowing the Britangle and Blueytangle need more help. He uses holy magic to turn into the File:Vatican-icon (tangle).png Christangle. He gathers all the File:Crusader-icon.png knights from all four Crusades to assist the Britangle in murdering every CCP slave and Blueytangle would put all his collected souls into his DJ booth.

    Meanwhile, the File:Alt-Brunei-icon.png Mysterious Facebooker, who is actually from another universe, has gathered with her File:Alt-Philippines-icon.png traveling companion to send reinforcements and have located the source of the one force behind the conspiracy. According to her, there are 87 dimensions. She is in Dimension 87 and VM10's world is labeled Dimension 88. The universe where Blueytangle is attacking Shanghai is Dimension 1. Phil recommends to Bruneiball that she better send reinforcements to Dimension 1. She responds by sending some benevolent dragons to burn down or knock down whole buildings. Britangle and Blueytangle keep on pillaging and burning down Shanghai, but... HERE COMES THE  SOVIETANGLE! Blueytangle set the music to "The First Step to Escape from Complex" from the Jormungand P.O. OST for added action as he warns all to retaliate with all their weapons! Also, he helps the battle medics heal those harmed in the attack on the Sovietangle. Knowing this Sovietangle sends reinforcements, but Hong Kong and his armies are too strong for him. Regardless of how many reinforcements he deploys, he cannot into beating Blueytangle. At this realization Sovietangle continues to fight to the death but with one final blow gets into his Neon Blaster armour and destroys Sovietangle with his neon laser! 

    One boss is down, there are two to take down! (As the other 85 are in VM10's realm.) 

    • : *wakes up* Where...am...I?
    • : You're right here in Shanghai, m8.
    • : Davai...I was so close to winning.
    • : You were so 9 close to winning. Well, too late. We've got two bosses to defeat.
    • : Alright...Friends?
    • : Yup! (handshakes Russia)
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