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Islamic Stateball | |
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Government | File:Jihad-icon.png Jihadist Group (2019–present) File:Islamic Dictatorship-icon.png File:Salafism-icon.png Unitary theocratic self-proclaimed "caliphate" under a totalitarian dictatorship (2013–19) |
Personality | Jihadist fanatic, religious intolerant, backwards, mindset still in the Middle Ages, killing everybody, psychopath, lunatic, maniac, evil, brutal |
Language(s) | File:Arabic-icon.png Arabic |
Type | File:Salafism-icon.png Salafist group |
Capital | No capital (2018–present) File:Syria-icon (division).png Hajinball (2017–18) |
Affiliation | Terrorist group |
Religion(s) | File:Salafism-icon.png Salafism |
Relations and opinions | |
Friends | Other Islamic Fundamentalists File:Boko Haram-icon.png Boko Haramball |
Enemies | Everyone else |
Likes | Remaking caliphates, destruction of western buildings, rape, genociding people, killing people |
Dislikes | Everyone and everything |
Historical information | |
Founded | 1999 |
Predecessor | File:Mujahideen2-icon.png Organization of Monotheism and Jihad (1999–2004)
→ File:Mujahideen-icon.png Organization of Jihad's Base in Mesopotamia (2004–06) → File:Jihad-icon.png Mujahideen Shura Council (2006) → Islamic State of Iraq (2006–13) |
Population | |
Is of importants | |
Can into space? | One day with the will mighty Allah! |
Food | HE IS KEBAB EATING JIHAD! |
Notes | |
ALAAAAAAAAAAAAH AKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! |
“ | ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!! | ” |
— Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
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ISISball (Islamic State of Iraq and Syriaball), also known as ISILball (Islamic State of Iraq and the Levantball), officially the Islamic Stateball, is a self-declared state created by former Al-Qaeda workers of Iraq Al-Qaeda. He was born out of chunks of File:Iraq-icon.png Iraqball and Syriaball by USAball. He is the most successful false-resistance group in today's world, but still has a weakness and some nightmares. He can't into space. He is scared of being overthrown. Recently he got defeated in File:Iraq-icon.png Iraqball and Syriaball, he's still alive, but afraid.
ISISball is known for its terrifying executions, for example beheading people, burning them alive and stoning. ISIS also raids and loots villages and have been known to gang rape little children. ISIS is, in short, a terrorist organization by the name of Allah. ISISball is extremely vicious, and has unpredictable bouts of rage. ISISball currently has a large military (mostly old tanks or stolen American vehicles), and is said to have about 40,000 members by now. ISISball also uses propaganda throughout the social media ( Facebook, Youtube, Twitter, etc), in order to collect possible soldiers from overseas.
The Islamic State's representation in Polandball may vary. In some comics he is seen as a single independent entity, his appearance based on the Black Standard, but some communities (such as the ISISball Polandball Reddit) portray it not as a single ball, but as other countryballs (such as Syriaball and File:Nigeria-icon.png Nigeriaball) swayed by Islamist ideology, identifiable by their headbands or other clothing (sometimes incorporating the aforementioned Black Standard). He notably is also a movement in Uzbekistanball known as the Islamic Movement of Uzbekistanball.
Relationships
ISISball has no friends, except for Omskbird and File:Boko Haram-icon.png Boko Haramball, only enemies.
Enemies
- File:Iraq-icon.png Iraqball and Syriaball - Yuo have defeated me, no problem you haven't seen the last of me! I WILL BE BACK!!!
- USAball - Stop the airstrikes. By the mighty will of Allah we will defeat gigantic Burger.
- Israelcube - REMOVE INFIDEL!!!
- Franceball - We will soon fly our glorious flag above the Eiffel Tower if yuo don't stop with airstrikes.
- Russiaball - STOP BOMBING ME!!! Remove vodka! I'LL CAPTURE CHECHNYA AND DAGESTAN SOON!!!
- Germanyball - Soon Germany will become part of our glorious caliphate! Brandenburg Gate shall be muslim!
- UKball - He also bombs us. Soon tea will be removed.
- File:Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - is Salafi like me and we have similar beliefs, but he's allied with Burger, meaning I hate him so much!
- Spainball - We will reestablish Al Andalus!
- Iranball - You are of shia infidel and you support ASSad!
- Palestinineball - Yuor Indifel wid yuor Pro Iranian government and I hope yuo and your people die AND BURN IN HELL FOREVER IRANIAN PUPPET!!!
- Kurdistanball - Yuo support Israel and hate me!! GIB ME YUOR CLAY!!!!
- File:West Kurdistan-icon.png Rojavaball - DEIR EZ-ZOR CAMPAIGN WORST CAMPAIGN, I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE YOU HEAR ME!? REMOVE INFIDEL KURDS!!
- Al-Qaedaball - WHAT?? I THOUGHT WE COULD BECOME ALLIES, BUT YOU FUCKING HATE ME??!! FINE, YOU'RE AN INFIDEL DIRTY ASSHOLE!! SOON WE'LL REMOVE YOU!!!
- Afghanistanball - FUCK YOU TALIBAN YOU FAKE MUSLIM INFIDEL WE WILL REMOVE YOU AND BOMB ALL OF YOUR CITIES AND TAKE OVER AFGHANISTAN OURSELVES!!! HAHA I BOMBED YOUR STUPID AIRPORT!!! I WILL RULE THE WORLD AND HAVE YUO BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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