| Indochinaball | |
|---|---|
| File:Laurentiaball.png BIENVENUE DANS LES RIZIERES, CONNARDS! | |
| Government | File:Asian Communist State-icon.png Federal Marxist-Leninist dominant-party socialist republic |
| Personality | Patriotic, Nationalist, Aggressive (when alert), Confident, Stubborn (sometimes), Courageous, Stronk, Invincible, loves nature, forests and sea, badass |
| Language(s) | File:Dai Viet-icon.png Vietnamese
 Mandarin |
| Type | Mixed   French and File:1-icon.png Asian ancestry |
| Capital | Tonkinball |
| Affiliation |  UNball
 Francophonie |
| Religion(s) | File:Shenism-icon.png Folk religion
 Judaism |
| Relations and opinions | |
| Friends |  Mother
 USAball |
| Enemies |  You Evil Maoist Pig (since 1978)
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| Likes | TREES, Sarcasm, commiting antics, saying "Bonne année!", protesting against China, Royal Mike, Secretary Le Duan, PUBG, 1977 vlog, Pho, Sushi, Nature, Peace, weaponry (sometimes), guerilla warfare, jungle warfare, RPG, Authoritarianism (rarely), Gaming, advanced weapons from  Israël, the last named Nguyen, Doraemon, Anime, Motorcycles, Capitalism (as 95% of my people do), U23 Vietnam, human rights, cringe, Youtube, Flappy Bird (created!) KFC, Coca Cola, Vietnam flashbacks, Minecraft, Refund Gaming, Divine Esport, the old flag (civilian’s perspective), Nguyen Hue, PUBG Mobile, CS:GO, trees, spinning hands, South Vietnamese diaspora, RiceGum, Toys in Japan |
| Dislikes | BEING CALLED YUENAN, filthy chinois, Pol Pot, Ho Chi Minh, right-wingers, traitors, war, Dan Hauer (rarely), Khmer Rouge, typhoons and monsoons, his own government, being hit in the head, wildfires, COVID-19, Xi Jinping (JUST BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE WINNIE THE POOH AND IS THE PRESIDENT OF MANTOU), internet censorship, Maoism, Dengism (WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!), Totalitarianism (too much authoritarianism, ew) |
| Historical information | |
| Population | |
| Is of importants | |
| Can into space? | Je was the first Asian to. |
| Börk | Nam Nam, Nguyễn Nguyễn, Phở Phở, Tree Tree |
| Food | Pho, vermicelli, pancakes, riz gluant, baguettes, etc. |
| Notes | |
Indochinaball, officially the Republic of Asian Baguette Indochinaball, is the most cringey countryball that has ever existed who has no government easternmost countryball on the Indochina Peninsula in ASEAN-icon.png Southeast Asia With an estimated 97,338,579 inhabitants as of 2020, it is the world's 16th most populous countryball, the 3rd most populous countryball in Southeast Asia and the 9th-most-populous Asian countryball. Vietnam is neighboured by abusive mother Chinaball to the north, File:Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball across the South China Sea to the south-east, and 
Philippinesball to the east. Its capital city has been Tonkinball, and its largest city is Saigonball.
Indochinaball is one of the world's five remaining one-party socialist states officially espousing communism. Although she remains officially committed to socialism as her defining creed, her economic policies have grown increasingly capitalist, with The Economist characterising his leadership as "ardently capitalist communists". Indochinaball is sometimes referred to as a "liberal communist". He is also notable for being one of the most atheist states in the world, although he has his own folk religion, that he hates to admit it as a religion. He is also one of the most Anti-Chinese countryballs on Earth.
Indochina believes she has noble blood in her veins, by the mother Âu Cơ, a fairy and the father Lạc Long Quân, a Dragon Lord, make her stronger than all countryballs who dare fight her!
And she can into complicated words.
Her national day is May 7th.
Personality
Indochinaball is a very strong nationalist countryball. Unlike other communist countryballs, she is very open to the world and is very good friends with USAball. Although Indochina is (kinda) authoritarian, she is very proud of herself after an economic boom in the late 20th-century. She is very happy and has never done anything against USAball since 1979. When alert, she is aggressive. She also loves her beautiful nature, forests and sea. Transparency International's 2017 Corruption Perception Index ranks her 107th place out of 180 countries, making her sort-of the least corrupt communist countryball in the world.
Indochinaball used to be friends with Chinaball during the division era. However, after Indochinese reunification, they started to have hostile relations again. China launched an offensive invasion due to Indochinaball's occupation of Cambodiaball after the Khmer Rouge ended. This is why Indochinaball, to this day, still hates Chinaball very much. As a matter of fact, some people commonly refer to Chinaball as "L'Enculé Draconique".
Lastly, being a country in the Sinosphere, Indochinaball celebrates the Lunar New Year.
History
- Coming soon.
Relationships
Friends/Amis/Bạn bè
- TBA
Neutral/Neutres/Trung lập
- TBA
Enemies/Aversaires/Kẻ thù
FILTHY DRAGON - STUPID ANIMAUX MY NO.1 AND ETERNAL ENEMY. NORTHERN VIETNAM IS STILL THE FIRST SET FOOT BY THE ANCIENT INDOCHINESE!!! JE WAS A SEPARATE COUNTRY TO YUO FROM THE VERY BEGINNING OF MY HISTORY!!! JUST BECAUSE OF SINICIZATION, I BROUGHT A PART OF THE BLOODLINE OF THE HÁN PEOPLE AND SINOSPHERE CULTURE! ANYWAY, I STILL HAVE THINGS YUO NEVER HAVE!!! AND THE KINHS ARE STILL A DIFFERENT ETHNICITY FROM THE HAN, AND FOREVER!!! Yuo failed to annex me after so many times during the ancient era and still got kick out by me. Yuo did help me during the Indochinese Wars but then decided to be a dick in the Eighties!!! Also, I AM VERY, VERY CONFUSED THAT WHY DID YOU HELP THE STUPID KHMER ROGUE EVEN THOUGH THEY KILLED YOUR OWN PEOPLE AND THAT I HAD TO RESCUE YOUR PEOPLE LIVING IN CAMBODIA? DOES THIS MEAN YOUR EVEN HEARTLESS TO YOUR OWN PEOPLE BEING KILLED BY POL POT?!!! REMOVE FAKE PRODUCTS! COPYCAT TEA!!!!! YUO NEVER TAUGHT ME ANY LESSONS THROUGH THAT POINTLESS WAR!! I HAVE TAUGHT YUO THAT I WILL NEVER BECOME AN AUTONOMOUS REGION OF YUO! YUO HAVE SAID THE WRONG HISTORICAL TRUTH! AND SCREW THE NATIONAL SECURITY LAW!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE SIDED WITH ME IN OVERTHROWING POL POT, YOU DIRTY SCUM!, BUT OH NO NO YOUR SO-CALLED "PEOPLE'S LİBERATİON ARMY" STARTED A WAR AGAINST ME!!! YUO ARE THE MOST CONFUSING COUNTRY TO EXIST AND DON'T EVER TRY TO INFLUENCE ME WITH YUOR STUPID HUAWEI!!! FUCK YUO!!! STOP CALLING ME YUENAN!!!! AND GIB MY FRIEND 
HONG KONG BACK TO 
UK!!!! REMOVE MAOISM AND DENGISM! 1979 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!!! I TAKE THAT VICTORY!!!!!! KEEP CRYING, MANTOU!!!!!!!!! OUR HOA PEOPLE ARE BETTER THAN YOUR HÁN PEOPLE. TAIWAN AND INDOCHINA FRIENDSHIP FOREVER! I WILL PROMISE THAT I'LL CUT YUOR STUPID COW'S TONGUE! YUO KILLED MY FISHERMEN ON MY PART OF THE SOUTH CHINA SEA! YUO KILLED MY FARMERS BY BUILDING DAMN DAMS ON THE MEKONG!!! YUOR COMPANIES ARE POLLUTING MY CLAY, NOT WESTERNERS, YUO ARE THE MOST RACIST IN THE WORLD! TELL YUOR CITIZENS TO STOP SLANDERING ME AND MY FRIENDS! ÁO DÀI IS NOT YUOR COSTUME! WHY DO YUOR PEOPLE BUY MY BABIES AND GIRLS PHROM MY DAMN TRAFFICKERS?! YUOR PEOPLE EAT VISCERA OF MY BABIES, YUO ARE A MONSTER!!! YUOR PEOPLE RAPED MY GIRLS, YUO ARE OF PERVERTS!!! YUO CALL ME AN UNGRATEFUL AND PLAYING WITH MON FORMER ENEMIES. I WILL REPAY YUO NOW IF YUO DID NOT UPSET ME!!! MY FORMER ENEMIES HAD HELPED ME AGAINST YUO!!! JE TOLD YUOR PEOPLE NOT TO ENTER MY CLAY ILLEGALLY, AND THEY MUST BE ISOLATED!! Oh, and by the way, LES ÎLES NAPOLÉON BONAPARTE ARE OF MINE AND WILL ALWAYS BE MINE! YUO WANNA GO FOR A GANGSTER FIGHT?? COME ON!!! DELETE XISHA, NANSHA, SABLE DORÉ, SPRATLEY!!! And, the word 'Hán' has sound similar to the word 'háng' (groin in Vietnamese).
