 Insulindiaball | |
|---|---|
| Government |  Federal parliamentary democracy subordinate to a constitutional monarchy |
| Personality | Proud, respectful, caring, unknowingly humble, selfless, friendly, often lazy, always happy but can get depressed and rarely suicidal when talking about his perpetually-vanishing planes, kiasu |
| Language(s) |  Malay
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| Type |  Austronesian
 Indic |
| Capital |  Tringapore |
| Affiliation |  UNball
      Anti-Filipino Team |
| Religion(s) |  Islam
 Sikhism |
| Relations and opinions | |
| Friends |  Stepfather
 Israelcube (neutral) |
| Enemies |  MONSTER (mostly)
 Pretend Jihadists |
| Likes | Oddbods, Football (that's soccer to  ang moh), Badminton, Sepak Takraw, Mandopop, Chinese people, Diwali, Diversity, Lee Hsien Loong, Daniel de Bekker, Proton cars, Perodua vehicles, Max Barskih, Olga Buzova, peace and tolerance, eating everything with rice, satay, removing drugs, corrupter assassination, talking trash about others, tourists, economic boost, IBC 1, The Loud House, Friday Night Funkin', playing and watching football/soccer matches, Marie and Thomas Nainggolan aka Linky and Luna, tall buildings, Bas Sekolah, "lah", historic trade,  LGBT, SST (Which was replaced by GST but taking back its effect), The Petronas Towers, Bubble Milk Tea, queuing, tuition, education, nice parties, teh tarik, durian, sliced ice cream, Beautiful Girls (especially those from  Thailand and  Vietnam) |
| Dislikes | Anything haram, discrimination, planes constantly crashing, crispy rendang, GST, Najib Razak, Jusuf Kalla (Cartoon killer), Jho Low (Bought real estates, super yacht, luxury goods...with OUR TAXPAYER'S MONEY), too many  Bengali workers, Zionism (at times, but not necessarily Judaism nor Jews), drugs, terrorists, having to play Minecraft or Roblox with  pignoy, natural disasters, Backdoor Government, Extremist Ideologies, Racism, Riots, GoAnimate |
| Historical information | |
| Founded | August 31, 1957 (Dominion) |
| Population | |
| Is of importants | |
| Can into space? | Yes (October 10th, 2007!) |
| Börk | Lepak lepak, wkwkwk, Indihome Indihome, beep bo bop, Ace Savvy Ace Savvy |
| Food | Chicken Rice, Nasi Lemak, Prata, Laksa, Nasi Dagang, Nasi Kandar, Rojak, Maggi Noodles, Hokkien Mee, Ketupat and Teh Tarik with a side of Cendol, Bubble Milk Tea, French Dip Sandwiches |
| Notes | |
Insulindiaball, officially known as the Commonwealth of FNF Fanboys and Lincoln Loud Stans the East Indiesball, is the largest countryball in 
Southeast Asia which he has a size of 2.241 million km², made up of about 19,250 islands, the second largest former British dominion in the world, and the second-largest by area in Oceania. He is also one of the founding members of ASEANball.
He is one of 
Netherlandsball's two Asian adoptive sons (the other one being 
Taiwanball), and UKball's second-best Asian adoptive son. He also has lots of territorial disputes with his neighbors. He is often called green USAball, which he hates.
Insulindiaball is a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the 
EUball. He is also member of UNball, 
OICball, and ASEANball. As of 2018, it has a population of 293 million inhabitants.
His national day falls on August 31.
History
Prehistory
1ball and 7ball migrants brought with their agricultural techniques, including rice farming in the fields/terraces (the oldest proof dating back to since the 8th century BC), buffalo raising, bronze and iron processing, weaving techniques, megalithic practices, and the worship of spirits (
Animism) as well as sacred objects (
Dynamism). In the first century BC settlements and small kingdoms were formed, and it is possible to have influenced the beliefs of Hinduism from commercial relations.
Hindu-Buddhist Kingdoms
In the fourth century until the seventh century in the region of 
West Javaball there is a 
Hindu - 
Buddhist kingdom, File:7-icon (division).png Tarumanagaraball followed by the Sunda Kingdomball until the 16th century. In the 7th and 14th centuries, the Buddhist kingdom of 
Srivijayaball grew rapidly in 
Sumatraball. At its peak, Srivijayaball adopted Tarumanagara and the Malay Peninsulaball. Between 14th and 15th century, 
Majapahitball succeeded in gaining control over the territory that is now predominantly Insulindiaball and some of the Malay Peninsulaball. Not long after that Majapahitball was in the Fallen Age. The decline of Majapahitball was caused by the civil war and the growth of the kebab sultanates in modern day Insulindia.
Kebab States
Islam as a governing system was present in Insulindiaball around the 12th century, but according to Mecca Theory, Islam had already entered Insulindiaball in the 7th century AD. At that time there was a busy and international shipping lane connecting Tangball, Srivijayaball and 
Umayyadball in since the 7th century.
Hindus also gives influence to existing political institutions. In 718 AD, Srivijayaball sent a letter to the Umayyadball asking to be sent da'i who could explain Islam to him.
The Kebab sultanates of Insulindiaball is predicted to have been adopted between the 11th and 14th centuries. The rise of these kingdoms was driven by the rampant marine trade traffic with Islamic traders from 
Abbasidball, 
Mughalball, 
Safavidball, Mingball, etc.
The Kebab sultanates then spread its teachings through assimilation, replacing Hinduism as the main belief at the end of the 16th century in Java and Sumatra. In the eastern islands, Christian and Muslim clergy were known to have been active in the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries.
Kebabs spread Islam to merchants from indigenous peoples, until these merchants embraced Islam and spread it to other indigenous peoples. Islam has entered Insulindiaball peacefully, through assimilation and acculturation and Trade. Kebabs make many kingdoms such as the File:Aceh Sultanate-icon.png Aceh Sultanateball, 
Banten Sultanateball, 
Demak Sultanateball, 
Mataram Sultanateball, 
Tidore Sultanateball, and many more. Today Insulindiaball holds the largest Islamic population. Insulindiaball can into Kebab.
Portuguese Rule and Decline
In 1511-1526 (for 15 years) the clays became an important maritime port for the 
Kingdom of Portugalball, which regularly became a maritime route to Sumatraball, Javaball, Bandaball and Malukuball. In 1511 the Portuguese defeated the 
Malacca Sultanateball.
In 1512 the Portuguese established communications with the Sunda Kingdomball to sign trade agreements, especially pepper. The trade agreement was realized on August 21, 1522. On the same day, this alliance built an inscription called Inscription of the Sundanese - Portuguese Agreement in 
Sunda Kalapaball. With this agreement, Portuguese are allowed to build a warehouse or fortress in Sunda Kalapaball.
In 1512, the Kingdom of Portugalball found Maluku. After they had made friendships with local residents and sultans, the Portuguese were given permission to build fortresses in 
Ambon Islandball. But this spice trade relationship did not last long, because the Kingdom of Portugalball applied the monopoly system and spread Christianity.
Kingdom of Portugalball and Sultanate of Ternateball's friendship ended in 1570. Kingdom of Portugalball had battle with Sultanate of Ternateball, made the Portuguese had to left from Sultanate of Ternateball.
When the Maluku people's resistance against the Kingdom of Portugalball, the 
Dutch Empireball used to set foot in Maluku. In 1605, the Dutch Empireball succeeded in forcing the Kingdom of Portugalball to surrender its defense. Similarly, the 
British was destroyed by the Dutch Empireball. Then the Dutch Empireball managed to adopted Malukuball.
Under the Dutch East India Company
Beginning in 1602 the Dutch Republicball gradually became the adopted father of the present-day Insulindiaball, exploiting divisions among the small kingdoms that had replaced Majapahitball. The only thing that was not affected was 
Portuguese Timorball, which was ruled by Kingdom of Portugalball until 
Portugalball control until 1975 when it was anschlussed by Insulindiaball and became the province of East Timor. (today they're independent as 
East Timorball.)
In the 17th and 18th centuries, Insulindiaball was not directly controlled by the Dutch Republicball but by a trading company called the 
Dutch East India Companyball. Dutch East India Companyball had been granted monopoly rights to trade and to do colonial activity in the region by the Dutch Republicball Parliament in 1602. Its headquarters were in Bataviaball.
The main purpose of Dutch East India Companyball is to maintain its monopoly on the spice trade in the archipelago. This is done through the use and threats of violence against the inhabitants of the spice-producing islands, and against other European powers trying to trade with the inhabitants.
Dutch East India Companyball became involved in local internal politics at this time, and fought in several wars involving the leaders of Mataram Sultanateball and Banten Sultanateball.
Dutch Period
Napoleonic Era
Dutch East India Companyball went bankrupt and was dissolved on January 1, 1800. Then, Dutch Republicball lost the war and controlled by 
First French Empireball, Insulindiaball adopted by First French Empireball, although under the rule of the Dutch Republicball (until 1806), then continued the Kingdom of Hollandball (until 1810), Because Napoleon failed to supress Dutch Revolution at Battle of Waterloo, Yeah Because Mount tambora erruption.
British Transition
After UKball overran Javaball, Insulindiaball turned temporarily from Kingdom of Hollandball to UKball, until the end of Napoleonic Wars in 1816 when Britain was allowed to keep the Dutch East Indies as per the request of the Netherlandsball.
One of the most important discoveries of the time was the rediscovery of Borobudur Temple, one of the largest Buddhist temples in the 
Earthball, and Mount Tambora in Sumbawa erupted, with direct and indirect victims of tens of thousands of lives.
British Era
By 1820, he had become one of UKball's poorest adoptive sons, then named 
British East Indiesball. Native Insulindiaballs rebelled against the British East Indiesball, including some local kingdoms and sultanates such as 
Yogyakarta Sultanateball, 
Bali Kingdomball, and 
Aceh Sultanateball. But some local kingdoms and sultanates such as Surakarta Sunanate, 
Pagaruyung Kingdomball and 
Pontianak Sultanateball cooperated with British East Indiesball.
In 1908, there was an Insulindian National Awakening which many clays of the archipelago first began to develop a national consciousness as "Insulindiaball".
Japanese Occupation and Independence
Aftrer defeating Netherlandsball, 
Empire of Japanball kidnapped Insulindiaball from his adoptive father, however his adoptive father itself was anschlussed by 
Nazi Germanyball in 1940 (
Canadaball just liberated his adoptive father in 1945) and made himself a new adoptive father.
The ridiculous and stupid kawaii Empire of Japanball, Empire of Japanball invaded and anschlussed him and all his neighbours. After being nuked by 
USAball in August 1945, Empire of Japanball promised to return him to UK clay.
Relationships
Friends/Kawan-Kawan
Britania - Bapa, thanks for left-hand driving and letting me into independence. But how dare you disqualify my chef because of crispy rendang!!!! How dare you insult mighty Malaysian rendang, what of kind is krispy rendang? Is of like saying we should deep fry tea bag or fish served with tikka masala, Yuo also just insulted my nasi lemak again, why?! Oh nvm, were mostly good. Maybe Ramsay will call you an Idiot Sandwich. (he needs to learn how to cook rice, also, Chef Wan is by any means as skilled as Ramsay.) and I still not going to forgive you, what happen back than when 
Empire of Japanball invade! Also good you're leaving this 
shitty anti-meme organization, we can be better trading partner cuz they boycotted my palm oil and nickel.
Belanda - Once being abusive father, but he learned his mistake and apologized after Britania put me under foster care. Today he is my biggest trade partner in Europe, but if you call me short again I gonna make you take a bath again.
Australia - My brother (through UK). Thanks for introducing Milo in 1950. It is so popular that it became part of our culture. We have a good relations overall and having economic and military alliance. But Coral Sea of glorious Indonesian Sea! Remove kangaroo! Still he's a good friend by gib me aid after tsunami and we gib him 'bintang' beer. Was on my side during Renville Agreement. AND STOP RANTING ABOUT EXECUTION or 'PLAYING FIRE' WITH ME!. DRUGS DESTROY LIFE!!! IF YOU KEEP PROTESTING, I GO MAKE YOU GIB 
CHRISTMAS ISLAND LAH!!!!!! You may join ASEAN, but earn my trust first.
Khalifah Saudi - Where I perform Hajj and find jobs.
Afrika Selatan - Anglo-Dutch brother. I like your cartoon about a soccer team and Caltex even sponsored it. Unfortunately Moonbug took control so...nevermind that, but still good lah.
Republik Federal Cina - Sizeable minority of us are Chinese and many Malaysian nationals live in her clay, please keep Namewee in yup clay!! Also I let my cartoons air on her TV network CIN. Gib jobs and investments, and ask your tourists to behave here! BUT ALL YUOR FAULT MY TERREX VEHICLES GOT CONFISCATED IN HONG KONG! ANSCHLUSS TARGET! YUO WILL PAY FOR THIS!
Amerika Syarikat - Removes imposter kebabs. We train side by side in RIMPAC and CARAT. but how dare you mistaken my flag with 
terrorist (pls don't ban Muslims). He also help me to Fight Commie Infidels. One of my true friends.
Jepun - Weapons, tech and entertainment supplier. I liked your EDM artist TeddyLoid especially his song Fly Away back in 2010. I also like your cuisine. One of my YouTubers Akid Danial, aka Tom Nook Plays, is obsessed with your game Animal Crossing and especially likes your Western-influenced food and desserts. He also gibs video games for me and my YouTubers EightBits to enjoy playing. He also met with Dr Tun Mahathir and our strong ally.
Korea - Most of our hipster youths like your Pop songs and food, but Linky and Luna and FNF are better lah. But I prefer beef samgyupsal because pork haram lah. Practically the holy land of all Insulindian girlsInvestment Plox! (but male in my clay is of hate yuo)
Albania - Good Potato. Also I will support you against that damn Rakiya. KOSOVO IS ALBANIA!!!
Kosovo - Yuo can into freedom! keep on removing rakiya!!
Armenia - I like you because I have Armenian people in Singapore, Georgetown and Surabaya. I send you a gift, your brand new hotel for you to relax. Wish I could help you to recognize your genocide by STUPID DONMEHS! Also why you want to Remove Kebab? Of course I know Young Turk kebabs did your genocide.
Turki - Defend kebab! Also pls dont do anything to Armeniaball.
Rusia - Thanks for letting me into space. An old friend we can into trust and both of us is of crazy fun people. Play CS:GO and Mario Kart together and say RUSH B!!! CYKA BLYAT. Also my nuclear (Lake Toba) explosion was 4x greater than Tsar Bomba.But in 2014, one of your soldiers committed huge war crime. Also, I recognize
Crimeaball as 
Ukrainian clay.
Wildenball - (pls type)
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Neutral/Sahabat
Filipina - I really don't know, but we should be fine. I think that he is another one of my relatives in terms of ethnicity, and they were even in my clay since British colonial era (especially during the Seven Years War). Hey, North Borneoball is mine and I agree with that cute furry, I paid themthey volunteered to join. Oh, I can see that your city, Marawi is under attack by ISIS militants. We'll keep watching... wait, you handled them? I am of impressed. Pleases improve yourself so your illegal immigrants can go home, were fine with your legal immigrants. Don't use the excuse that North Borneoball is "yours" so you can dumb illegals in my clay, I don't want another pigdog. I heared Duterte's proposed future government was going to include parts of my clay, I'll see about that. But thanks for gib Linky and Luna to Surabayaball.
Israel - I have many Jews in Manado, Batavia, Surabaya and Singapore and she is my weapons supplier. But plox save fellow kebab brother 
Palestineball! FAKE IMPERIALIST SMELLY PIG DOG ORANGUTAN-SHIT KAFIR LAKNAT GO TO HELL ISRAHELL GET OFF FROM 
ALAM SEMESTA!!!!!! YUO ARE ANTEKBTW, thanks for fighter jet and Operation Alpha. But seriously, just let Palestine free for fruit sake but yuo cannot Anschluss me. I mean your people are fine and nothing against Islam but YOUR SOLDIER AND GOVERNMENT ARE SHIT LAH!
REMASON AND 
LAMINATING
Parsi - A good friend whom I have trade relations despite USABall Sanctions. I had a historical relationship with him and some of my rulers have partial or full Persian descent. But Stop promoting Shia Islam in my clay!
Qatar - We don't have much problems to deal with as we had trade relations, But AL-JAZEERA, STOP MAKING FAKE NEWS ABOUT ME!!! Thanks to yuo Locked up in Lockdown documentary, We don't like you. Honestly, I don't want to make any enemies anymore.
Republik Rakyat Cina - HAIYAA! Thank yuo for the infrastructure project and yuor funny panda but please do not attack 
Canada and blame 
Polandia for Huawei. But why yuo of claiming Spratly? Also sorry for that time in 1998. PLEASE DON'T ALLOW WUHAN WEEABOOS IN MY COUNTRY GIVEN THEY ARE INFECTED WITH THE VIRUS!!! ALSO PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM NATUNA SEA OR WE'LL SEND HOME TO SHANGHAI!! IM TRYING TO BE AS NICE AS A SERVICE MAN! Also RIP, I guess yuor time ran out by WW3.
Burma - Look, I don't want to fight yuo because we are part of ASEAN, but I cannot accept Rohingya refugees anymore. What did they do to you? STOP REMOVING KEBAB!!! Also I'm better than you at e-sports (maybe).
Mongoliaball - I know its getting old, but I didn't mean to murder your Altantuyaa. Pls don't ANSCHLUSSS ME!!! I'll punish my evil policemen who did this evil thing... At least Najib is gone now. Malacca Sultanate and Mongol Empire stronk!
New Guineaball - Rival who we expelled in 1975. Although it is somewhat quiet so we generally get along well. But stop attacking us and release our people or AIRSTRIKE!!!! Also Niuguni was lahir from Pirates!
Enemies/Musuh-Musuh
Republik GoAnimate - YUO ARE NOT GOOD GUY HERE! ANTEK! YUO WORST YOUTUBER! YOU ARE BIG BROTHER'S PUPPET!!! WORST INTERNET PLATFORM!! NO THREATINGS OR PUNISHES INTO INSULINDIA!! REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE!!!! DON'T DARE TO WARREN-STYLE PUNISHMENT OR MAKE EXILE HERE OR YOU REGRET!!!! NEVER FORGET ANGAKSA MELATI ABUSE AND HUMAN SML PUPPETS EXILE!!! YOU STILL CANNOT INTO GROUNDING OR PUNISHMENT TO US!!!! YOU ARE NOT MAMARIKA DAN 
INGSUCC DAN 
JERMAN NAZI AMERIKA'S ARMY, BUT 
BIG BROTHER'S ARMY!!!!! I REALY WANT DESTROY YUO NAO!!!! YUO MUST BE DESTRUCTED BY TROUBLEMAKERS AND ATI!!!! YUO ARE NOT AMERICAN CLAY!!! JANCUK! "The Troublemakers Destroys GoCity/Ungrounded/Chaos Forever"
Juan Castillo - YUO ABSOLUTE SHITHEAD BABI MAKING NANOBOY TREAT WHOEVER HE IS BABYSSITING WITH NO RESPECT!!1!! KAU IS OF LUCKY AM STUCK HERE IN ANNOYING CONTINENTASIA! OR ELSE I WOULD HAVE WHOPPED YUOR ASS ALREADY!- Mr. and Mrs. Gonsin - CURSE YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AND YOUR AFTERLIFE!!! YOU LET YOUR GODAMN FRIENDS DESTROIYNG INTO OUR BAUTIFULLY FASCIATING RAJA AMPAT REEF AND CALLED IT A PUNISHMENT!!!!! YOU DESTROYED 1 HECTARE!!!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU JUST DONE YUO BODOH GOBLOK POK KAI!!!!! THAT'S IT! I'LL SUE YOU TO THE SUPER READERS AND OTHER TROUBLEMAKERS!!!!!! AND I'LL MAKE YOU PAY 999,000,000 DOLLARS FOR DAMAGED REEF!!!
OTHERWISE, YOU CAN GIB SOME OF YOURS FOR THE TIME BEING.who of let dogs out
- Corrupt politicians - RASUAH RASUAH!!! WE HATE YOU, YOU ALL TRYING TO SCREW OUR ECONOMY AND REPUTATION UP WITH YOUR RACIST & RELIGIOUS POLITICS!!? REPEAT 1969!!? NO WONDER WE CANNOT BE AS BERJAYA AS OUR NEIGHBOUR!!! EVEN OUR NATIONAL AIRLINE IS DED!!! AND OUR FORMER PRIME MINISTER, JOSEPH KALLA IS SH!T, MAKE BAD ENDING TO
PERANCIS CARTOON AND SAID THAT FUNHOUSE IS BRAINWASHING CHANNEL!!? THANKS 4 RESIGNING LOL!!! AND SHITHEAD PRERIKATAN NASIONAL USE BACKDOOR TO OVERTHROW PAKATAN!!? WE WANT DBK PLOX!!!! 
Pulau Melati - HOW DARE YOU SUPPORT CHILD ABUSER AND NOT RESPECT TO OUR LIBERALISM!!!!!! I KNOW I AM KEBAB AND U NOT, BUT YOU SHOULD BE ON MY SIDE, NOT OF THE SIDE OF VYOND ! GET THE FREICKIN' AWAY FROM ME LAH! YOU'LL KENA PAY FROM THAT! REMOVE ARNOLD POWELL!!!- Daesh - FAKE KEBAB!!! before asking people to convert to of Islam, why not yuo first? SO REMOVE TERRORISM OR ME, BURGER AND
GAMER WILL REMOVE YUO UNTIL THE EDGE OF EARTH!!! AND STOP MAKING THE WORLD HATING ISLAM, YUO FAKE JIHADIST!!! BECAUSE OF YUO, NON-KEBABS MOSTLY THINK THAT ISLAM IS AN EXTREMIST RELIGION WHEN THE PROBLEM IS NOT ISLAM BUT YUORSELF!!! *turns into a non-stop talking true islamic scholar* 
Pedophiles - NO KISS BEFORE MARRIAGE!!! STOP PLAGUING DEVIANTART WITH YOUR STUPID ART OF CHILDREN BEING PUT IN SEXUAL SITUATIONS!!! ALSO WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE LOUD HOUSE??? REMOVE LOUD R34, DOING ZINA WITH MINORS IS SUPER HARAM!!!
Korea Utara - Why are you blaming me for your leaders half brother's death? YOU were the one who killed him and you know it!!! But It wasn't me the one who killed your leaders half brothers. IT WAS VIETNAMESE IDIOTS DID IN MUH CLAY SO THIS HAPPENS. RIP yuo too, because WW3.
Donald Trump - WHAT?! TIDAK TIDAK TIDAK!!! STOP PULLING OUT OF THE PARIS CLIMATE AGREEMENT!!! NO!!! YUO CAN'T BE THE REAL PRESIDENT OF AMERIKA SYARIKAT!! HOW YUO COULD BE A PRESIDENT EVEN YUO STUPID GREEDY DIRTBAG?!! AND YUO ALSO LET THESE STUPID COPS KILL GEORGE FLOYD? well. I WILL JOIN THE PROTEST AND YUO WILL ROT IN HELL SOON! #BlackLivesMatter #RemoveTrump- Burma - OH MY GOD, YUO MURDERER!!! STOP SLAUGHTERING
ROHINGYAS YUO DAMN FAKE BUDDHIST!!! 
BUDDHISM IN INSULINDIA PROMOTE PEACE, WHY YUO NOT MEH!!! BECAUSE OF YUO, MY PEOPLE KENA SURROUND BOROBUDUR TEMPLE!!! I GO MAD, CUT YUOR BODY, SLICE IT, AND BURN IT!!! AUNG SAN SUU KYI WAS INVOLVED IN ARAKANESE GENOCIDE!!! I WILL GO ON THEIR SIDE!!!!! #Boikot #Sanction Myanmar! AND WHY YUO BEATING ME IN M2 MLBB LEE?! I'LL BACK IN M3 FOR AGAINST YUO!! LEE IS STILL LEE!! AND BRUMESE GHOULS IS MY TARGET NAO!!
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