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 Israelcube | |
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| Government | File:Communist-icon.png Unitary Marxist–Leninist  anarchist republic under a File:Dictatorship-icon.png totilarian dictatorship |
| Personality | Spoiled, short-tempered, bratty, annoying |
| Language(s) | Hebrew Arabic  Russian |
| Capital | Tel Avivball |
| Religion(s) |  Judaism Islam Christianity Druze |
| Relations and opinions | |
| Friends |  BEST DADDY EVER!!!File:Norway-icon.png BEST MOMMY EVER!!! File:India-icon.png MUCH LOVE!!!  BEST KEBAB FRIEND EVER!!! SLAVA UKRAINI!!! But change your script to Hebrew NOW! |
| Enemies |  WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- HOW DARE YUO INVADE UKRAINI!!!File:Iran-icon.png AMERICAPHOBIC BIGOT File:Taliban-icon.png TERRORIST  I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YUOFile:Kazakh-icon.png BORAT IS BETTER THAN YUO!!! |
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Israelcube is fake tumblr if it was a country 
Cascadia 2: Electric BoogalooFile:Wildcat-icon.png Republic of Jewish Wildcat is a countrycube located in the Levant, Middle East and Western Asia. She is border with https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/6/6f/Lebanon-icon.png Lebanonball to the north, https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/7/7f/Syria-icon.png Syriaball to the north east, https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/0/0d/Jordan-icon.png Jordanball to the east, https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/8/82/Egypt-icon.png Egyptball and https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/b/bf/Palestine-icon.png Palestineball to the east and west, respectively, but it still has access to the southeastern shore of the Mediterranean Sea and Northern shore of the Red Sea. She is also the only country that has a Jewish majority in the world. She was born in 1948 as a male combination of 
File:Lebanon-icon.png
File:Jordan-icon.pngFile:Syria-icon.png older brothers into big trouble, sometimes for no reason. File:USA tangle-icon.png And then guess what happens? File:USA tangle-icon.png
History
(WARNING: MOSTLY COPIED FROM THE POLANDBALL WIKI)
Israelcube was born as a bunch of 
2balls migrating into her clay, and soon they made a new religion - Judaism. Then, she (back then, a he) made a File:Kingdom of Israel-icon.png kingdom that conquered the Levant, before being split into 12 tribes that were then conquered by File:Ancient Egypt-icon.png Ancient Egyptball, File:Babylon-icon.png Babylonball and File:Ancient Greece-icon.png Ancient Greeceball. They become independent for a time and split into https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/9/91/Kingdom_of_Judah-icon.png Kingdom of Judahcube and https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/1/1e/Kingdom_of_Israel-icon.png Kingdom of Israelcube, but they both were conquered by https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/4/48/SPQR-icon.png SPQRball who brought in their theaters, architecture and rationalism. That clay was known as Judah ever since 733 BC and Judea is the Greek/Roman adaptation.
In response to https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/4/48/SPQR-icon.png SPQRball influences there were a lot of preachers who tried to get Jewcubes to return to the ways of the past: Sadducees, Pharisees, Essenes, Zealots and one who didn't fit into any of those groups, Jesus of Nazareth. He spread is message of peace, love and above all justice, and he was said to perform miracles. His message was radical in this anti-authoritarian stance stating that the last will be the first and the first will be the last. All of which drove https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/4/48/SPQR-icon.png SPQRball to arrest and execute Jesus through crucifixion. In 66 AD Jewcubes launched a revolt against https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/4/48/SPQR-icon.png SPQRball that ended in 73 AD as a failure and https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/4/48/SPQR-icon.png SPQRball expelled Jewcubes from Judea throught the continent. Without geographic unity Jewcubes had to solidify what it meant to be Jewcube in the basic tennents of Judaism.
In 395 when https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/4/48/SPQR-icon.png SPQRball got splitted Judea remained under https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/0/00/Byzantine-icon.png Byzantineball and was later conquered by various caliphates made up of https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/5/5c/Islam-icon.png Arabballs, that's when https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/b/bf/Palestine-icon.png Palestineball's ancestors came from. After https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/9/9c/Seljuk-icon.png Seljukball took Anatolia and invaded the Levant, https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/0/00/Byzantine-icon.png Byzantineball called for the western countries to fight https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/9/9c/Seljuk-icon.png Seljukball, but the west had the idea of taking the holy land. This is where the crusades camem, with the first leading to the creation of https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/0/09/Kingdom_of_Jerusalem-icon.png A christian Jerusalemball. After many crusades against the https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/9/9c/Seljuk-icon.png Seljuks, https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/8/82/Ayyubid-icon.png Ayyubids, and https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/9/9b/Fatimid-icon.png Fatimids however, https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/0/09/Kingdom_of_Jerusalem-icon.png Kingdom of Jerusalemball would be eventually crused by https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/0/08/Mamluk-icon.png Mamlukball's wrath. By the 1500s the region had been conquered by https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/6/6a/Ottoman-icon.png Ottomanball.
Jewcubes were persecuted all over Europe, this led to the creation of a Zionist movement in 1896 that advocated for the creation of a sovereign Jewcube state in unpopulated places in Africa, however the movement had no success. Then https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/b/be/UK-icon.png UKball defeated https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/6/6a/Ottoman-icon.png Ottomanball in World War I and made https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/6/66/British_Palestine-icon.png Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube in 1920 promisng Jewcubes their old homeland back to be independent and have a sovereign state there.Due to growing anti-semitism and https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/b/b8/Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball in Europe, Jewcubes started to immigrate to https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/6/66/British_Palestine-icon.png Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube in even larger numbers, this led to even more conflict between Jewcubes and https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/5/5c/Islam-icon.png Arabballs (https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/b/bf/Palestine-icon.png Palestineball). And sparked the https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/5/5c/Islam-icon.png Arabballs (https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/b/bf/Palestine-icon.png Palestineball) revolt of 1936-39 against https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/b/be/UK-icon.png UKball's rule in https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/6/66/British_Palestine-icon.png Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube, commiting acts of violence, seen as what allowed the Jewcubes immigration. The revolt was crushed but https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/b/be/UK-icon.png UKball limited Jewcubes immigrations to https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/6/66/British_Palestine-icon.png Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube. This in turn angered Jewcubes for it was crucial to leave Europe in the time of https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/b/b8/Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball and led them to revolt against https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/b/be/UK-icon.png UKball rule in 1940 - 1944 forming an settlement named Yishuv. After lots of ethnical clashes it became clear that Jewcubes and https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/5/5c/Islam-icon.png Arabballs (https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/b/bf/Palestine-icon.png Palestineball) could not co-exist peacefully so https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/b/be/UK-icon.png UKball left https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/6/66/British_Palestine-icon.png Mandante of Jewish Palestinecube to https://static.miraheze.org/polandballwiki/2/29/UN-icon.png UNball who in 1948 proposed a partition plan where they would split Palestine 50/50, Jewcubes agreed and Israelcube was born, finally becoming an independent nation.
A lot of war stuff happened, with the surrounding countries, and many peace attempts were created but all of them failed. Eventually, Palestineball, with no hope for a 2-state solution, gave up and stopped looking for peace, only just to manage the conflict. (In fanmade canon) In 2021, guess what happened? The citizens got too woke from the Blue bird and Tumblr, and they protested against the government, and made Israel what she is today, turning her into an anarcho-communist society, which is currently failing, has annexed all of the West Bank and Gaza, and is currently invading her surrounding countries.