Since 1994, Jasmine is run by a terrorist group, Arnold Powell's Holy Christian Crusade, which espouses Christian Fundamentalist beliefs, and bans anything that doesn't fit their worldview.
Nobody, because he hates every other country.
- Bedriddenball - IMPRET MORON!! WHY YOU THINK I'M A TERRORIST?!
- File:Oceanus-icon.png Anusball - REMOVE REPUBLIC OF OCEANUS THOUGHT!!!
- Pen Island of Sodomball - OH MY GOD!! DID THE HISTORY OF SODOR SAY EMILY, A TRAIN ENGINE, HAD A CHILD?! I'M SORRY, BUT SODOR SHOULD NOT HAVE THOSE THINGS!!
- Divided Shitsball - Not Christian enough! Also, they're putting homosex into cartoons! REMOVE HOMOSEX!
- Canadickball - USA, but with frog-eaters!
- Divided Kingdumbball - Church of England are fake Christians! We are the only real Christians!
- File:Felicia and Lorelei-icon.png Fellatioball and Lolileiball - 1992 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE! DEGENERATE SIAMESE TWINS BORDER-BLASTING MY CLAY WITH THEIR RADIO FREE JASMINE!
- Eroticwoodball - AKA USA's clone! Just as bad as USA!
- Crapanball - Degenerate culture!
- FAIL Commonwealth - Not Christian enough!
- El Kuntsreball - The worst parts of USA, UK, and Japan combined into one!
- Neon Fistingball - EL KADSREIAN PUPPET! REMOVE... yeah i don't even know. BUT STILL, WHO CARES! WHATEVER!
- F***OTS - REMOVE HOMOSEX! MARRIAGE IS ONE MAN AND ONE WOMAN! IT'S ADAM AND EVE, NOT ADAM AND STEVE!
- TR*NNIES - REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE! YOU'RE WORSE THAN OTHER LGBT PEOPLE! GOD MADE YOU AS YOUR BIRTH GENDER!
- Porneocube - (KMF, type it in)
- Fatagoniaball - I SENT CHRISTIANS FOR CHANGE TO KILL NELSON KIRCHNER SO HE CAN MELT AND ROT IN HELL FOR HIS SINFUL BEHAVIOR! TAKE THAT, MR. INDECENT!
- Cumenball - (please type it)