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    Jasmineball (officially the Holy Christian Theocracy of Jasmine) is a rogue state in North America. It has land borders with Felicia and Lorelei, as well as a maritime border with Viridi.

    Since 1994, Jasmine is run by a terrorist group, Arnold Powell's Holy Christian Crusade, which espouses Christian Fundamentalist beliefs, and bans anything that doesn't fit their worldview.

    Relations

    Friends

    Nobody, because he hates every other country.

    Enemies

    • Bedriddenball - IMPRET MORON!! WHY YOU THINK I'M A TERRORIST?!
    • File:Oceanus-icon.png Anusball - REMOVE REPUBLIC OF OCEANUS THOUGHT!!!
    • Pen Island of Sodomball - OH MY GOD!! DID THE HISTORY OF SODOR SAY EMILY, A TRAIN ENGINE, HAD A CHILD?! I'M SORRY, BUT SODOR SHOULD NOT HAVE THOSE THINGS!!
    • Divided Shitsball - Not Christian enough! Also, they're putting homosex into cartoons! REMOVE HOMOSEX!
    • Canadickball - USA, but with frog-eaters!
    • Divided Kingdumbball - Church of England are fake Christians! We are the only real Christians!
    • File:Felicia and Lorelei-icon.png Fellatioball and Lolileiball - 1992 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE! DEGENERATE SIAMESE TWINS BORDER-BLASTING MY CLAY WITH THEIR RADIO FREE JASMINE!
    • Eroticwoodball - AKA USA's clone! Just as bad as USA!
    • Crapanball - Degenerate culture!
    • FAIL Commonwealth - Not Christian enough!
    • El Kuntsreball - The worst parts of USA, UK, and Japan combined into one!
    • Neon Fistingball - EL KADSREIAN PUPPET! REMOVE... yeah i don't even know. BUT STILL, WHO CARES! WHATEVER!
    • File:LGBT-icon.png F***OTS - REMOVE HOMOSEX! MARRIAGE IS ONE MAN AND ONE WOMAN! IT'S ADAM AND EVE, NOT ADAM AND STEVE!
    • File:Trans-icon.png TR*NNIES - REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE! YOU'RE WORSE THAN OTHER LGBT PEOPLE! GOD MADE YOU AS YOUR BIRTH GENDER!
    • The JavaScript community - WE AREN'T GIVING YOU THE .js DOMAIN! IT'S OURS AND OURS ALONE! IT'S NOT OUR FAULT THAT ISO 3166 ALPHA-2 GAVE US THE ABBREVIATION JS! WE WERE GIVEN THAT ABBREVIATION IN 1992 WHEN VLOKOZU FELICIA FELL, AND JAVASCRIPT WASN'T INVENTED UNTIL 1995! SO WE WERE THERE FIRST!
    • Porneocube - (KMF, type it in)
    • Fatagoniaball - I SENT CHRISTIANS FOR CHANGE TO KILL NELSON KIRCHNER SO HE CAN MELT AND ROT IN HELL FOR HIS SINFUL BEHAVIOR! TAKE THAT, MR. INDECENT!
    • Cumenball - (please type it)
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