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    Jastland (East land in Jastese) is a country in Europe. Its flag colors are Purple and Lilac. Their capital is the city of Odefirn (Odin se fercenn) (Odin's Plaza). It's population is around 42,4 million people

    It hosted the Winter Olympics in 2002


    When ??? was a Socialist Dicatorship, people in the country's right were feeling sad: Earthquakes, Tornados, Slavism, Socialism, Dicatorship, Miss of Human Rights/Freedom of Speech, Massacres, Teens going to the Military, etc. So, in 1952, the country declared independence with the help of NATO

    The country officially joined UN in 1954 and NATO in 1957

    In 1961, TV was launched.

    The country joined the EU in 1982, making the country adopt its second money-system: Euro (They also use Jastese Pounds)

    LGBT rights were added in 1987 and gay marriage, 2009

    Internet launched in 1988 at Jastland

    Modernities started to grew in Jastland at the 90's and 2000's: The first Jastese to gain a Nobel Prize (1992, Nikolas Kier) The first rocket traveled to space in 1994, the first car-brand in 1997 (Börg), the first nuclear weapon (2001, altrough it was given by NATO), first North-European country to have a place recognized by the UN as a Peace Monument in 2005 (God and the World monument)  and the first 4G tower in 2008!

    The country was hit by the COVID-19 in January 30, 2020. The country announced quarantine in February 12, 2020 and lockdown in April 2, 2020. Theren't previous date to the lockdown and quarantine end.


    Jastland is calm, pacific, neutral and honest. He likes to play hockey (sometimes Soccer and Basket too) and hear music.


    Jastland is a Right-wing nation that adopts the Capitalist Conservatism. It uses Jastese Pounds and Euro. But some boomers have the trauma of the Socialist Dictature that happened when Jastland wasn't Jastland



    USA-icon.png USAball (Forrente Stats jer America): My best friends who liberted me from that stupid Socialist Monster!

    Canada-icon.png Canadaball: We're both friends because we're too pacific and cold, but we argue at Hockey

    Japan-icon.png Japanball: We like modernities and we're both geeks

    EU-icon.png EUball (Europeska Union): I'm a member of you!

    France-icon.png Franceball (Fransk):We're allies, also, I enjoy your things and chamapgne

    Norway-icon.png Norwayball (Norska): You're my grandfather and I love you

    Germany-icon.png Germanyball (Jamarnea): Your alliance (EU) is good and I'm a member of

    Switzerland-icon.png Switzerlandball (Sevaitse): We're neutral (Except at big wars) and rich. Why not being besties?

    Austria-icon.png Austriaball: We have good relations because of Switzerland

    Netherlands-icon.png Nehterlandsball (Holland): I like watching movies with you and eating popcorn, but stop somking near to me >:(

    Israel-icon.png Israelcube: I don't recognize Palestine, you're the blessed land by God! Besides that, you're still controversial and violent, but eh, everyone has its own flaws

    Mexico-icon.png Mexicoball: You're a good Hispanic

    South Africa-icon.png South Africaball (Souden Africa): A good country, I think is the only evoluted nation in Afica

    Ukraine-icon.png Ukraineball (Okrania): I would like to see you in EU


    Ostlandball: I know, you're now civilized, but, ugh (flashbacks), the trauma is still a pain to me

    Portugal-icon.png Portugalball (Portugalle): You're kinda good but why are you socialist? Don't you see that you're poor?

    Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball: You're corrupt, mean and controversial but you sell oil to me

    UKball (Storbritannia): We're allies but why did you leaved EU? Lots of countries wants to join it!


    Palestine-icon.png Palestineball (Palestina): No, not you, Israel rightfully owns you. WHY DON'T YOU ACCEPT YOU'RE FAKE. You're also homophobic

    Venezuela-icon.png Venezuelaball: I thought this Socialist pandemic was over, but I was wrong. You're a really bad country

    Brazil-icon.png Brazilball (Brasil): Oh, god, WHY DO YOU DENY CORONAVIRUS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? You're also corrupt, uneducated and racist


    Soviet-icon.png Soviet Unionball (Sovjyet Union): Dude, why did you created the worst Leftist politic ever? (Communism) People suffered of this for decades and some still suffer right now! I hate you

    German Empire-icon.png German Empireball (Germanic Impero): You've incetived USSR!

    Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball (Nazi Jarmanea): When I was a kid, you brutally smashed Denmark, then Norway, then Ostland and me! Thank god that there is only one country that adopts Nazism and it's not recognized by no-one except his friend

    The Last King of Ostlandball: My worse nightmare: The country that killed lots of future Jasteses and also Ostlandics.

    China-icon.png Chinaball: You're a second-life of USSR and you spreaded COVID-19

    North Korea-icon.png North Koreaball (Norden Koreya): Why do you fucking exist?

    CSA-icon.png CSAball (Konfondere States jer America): USA told me about you and I'm glad this homophobic, racist, xenophobic country was never born

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