Jastlandball

Jastland (East land in Jastese) is a country in Europe. Its flag colors are Purple and Lilac. Their capital is the city of Odefirn (Odin se fercenn) (Odin's Plaza). It's population is around 42,4 million people

It hosted the Winter Olympics in 2002

History

When ??? was a Socialist Dicatorship, people in the country's right were feeling sad: Earthquakes, Tornados, Slavism, Socialism, Dicatorship, Miss of Human Rights/Freedom of Speech, Massacres, Teens going to the Military, etc. So, in 1952, the country declared independence with the help of NATO

The country officially joined UN in 1954 and NATO in 1957

In 1961, TV was launched.

The country joined the EU in 1982, making the country adopt its second money-system: Euro (They also use Jastese Pounds)

LGBT rights were added in 1987 and gay marriage, 2009

Internet launched in 1988 at Jastland

Modernities started to grew in Jastland at the 90's and 2000's: The first Jastese to gain a Nobel Prize (1992, Nikolas Kier) The first rocket traveled to space in 1994, the first car-brand in 1997 (Börg), the first nuclear weapon (2001, altrough it was given by NATO), first North-European country to have a place recognized by the UN as a Peace Monument in 2005 (God and the World monument)  and the first 4G tower in 2008!

The country was hit by the COVID-19 in January 30, 2020. The country announced quarantine in February 12, 2020 and lockdown in April 2, 2020. Theren't previous date to the lockdown and quarantine end.

Personality

Jastland is calm, pacific, neutral and honest. He likes to play hockey (sometimes Soccer and Basket too) and hear music.

Poltiic

Jastland is a Right-wing nation that adopts the Capitalist Conservatism. It uses Jastese Pounds and Euro. But some boomers have the trauma of the Socialist Dictature that happened when Jastland wasn't Jastland

Relations

Friends

USAball (Forrente Stats jer America): My best friends who liberted me from that stupid Socialist Monster!

Canadaball: We're both friends because we're too pacific and cold, but we argue at Hockey

Japanball: We like modernities and we're both geeks

EUball (Europeska Union): I'm a member of you!

Franceball (Fransk):We're allies, also, I enjoy your things and chamapgne

Norwayball (Norska): You're my grandfather and I love you

Germanyball (Jamarnea): Your alliance (EU) is good and I'm a member of

Switzerlandball (Sevaitse): We're neutral (Except at big wars) and rich. Why not being besties?

File:Austria-icon.png Austriaball: We have good relations because of Switzerland

Nehterlandsball (Holland): I like watching movies with you and eating popcorn, but stop somking near to me >:(

Israelcube: I don't recognize Palestine, you're the blessed land by God! Besides that, you're still controversial and violent, but eh, everyone has its own flaws

Mexicoball: You're a good Hispanic

South Africaball (Souden Africa): A good country, I think is the only evoluted nation in Afica

Ukraineball (Okrania): I would like to see you in EU

Neutral

Ostlandball: I know, you're now civilized, but, ugh (flashbacks), the trauma is still a pain to me

File:Portugal-icon.png Portugalball (Portugalle): You're kinda good but why are you socialist? Don't you see that you're poor?

File:Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball: You're corrupt, mean and controversial but you sell oil to me

UKball (Storbritannia): We're allies but why did you leaved EU? Lots of countries wants to join it!

Enemies

Palestineball (Palestina): No, not you, Israel rightfully owns you. WHY DON'T YOU ACCEPT YOU'RE FAKE. You're also homophobic

Venezuelaball: I thought this Socialist pandemic was over, but I was wrong. You're a really bad country

Brazilball (Brasil): Oh, god, WHY DO YOU DENY CORONAVIRUS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? You're also corrupt, uneducated and racist

Russiaball: YOU'RE THE FATHER OF COMMUNISM! YOU'RE THE POWERHOUSE OF DOOM! I'M TRAUMATIZED FOREVER!

Soviet Unionball (Sovjyet Union): Dude, why did you created the worst Leftist politic ever? (Communism) People suffered of this for decades and some still suffer right now! I hate you

File:German Empire-icon.png German Empireball (Germanic Impero): You've incetived USSR!

File:Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball (Nazi Jarmanea): When I was a kid, you brutally smashed Denmark, then Norway, then Ostland and me! Thank god that there is only one country that adopts Nazism and it's not recognized by no-one except his friend

The Last King of Ostlandball: My worse nightmare: The country that killed lots of future Jasteses and also Ostlandics.

Chinaball: You're a second-life of USSR and you spreaded COVID-19

North Koreaball (Norden Koreya): Why do you fucking exist?

CSAball (Konfondere States jer America): USA told me about you and I'm glad this homophobic, racist, xenophobic country was never born