 Laurentiaball | |
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| File:Laurentiaball.png Vive le Laurentie Libre! | |
| Government | Federal semi-presidential constitutional republic |
| Personality | Joebloxian stan, Francofied, Liberal, loves her poutine and maple syrup so much |
| Language(s) |  French
 Native languages |
| Type | Mixed   Frankish and American genetics |
| Capital | Quebec Cityball |
| Affiliation |  UNball
Francophonie |
| Religion(s) |  Christianity
 Judaism |
| Relations and opinions | |
| Friends |  French sibling File:New Brunswick-icon.png Destroyed Acadiaball  Athabascaball (frenemy) |
| Enemies | File:Ontario-icon.png Ontarioball (frenemy)
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| Likes | Poutine (not Putin), wine, fiddle playing, Roblox, video games in general, her YouTubers (Joebloxian, GrimGunz, The Movie Freak but especially Joebloxian!!!), The Joebloxian Show, Crawfish, Hunting, Drinking, Classic Rock, Hip Hop (especially MC Cubed), Voodoo, Necromancy, Zombies, Jean-Belle Edouard, Hubert Pierre Long, French and Cajun stuff, Oil, Jazz (only in Nouvelle-Orléansball), Down, Ellen DeGeneres, Gambling, Jen-da Ben-da (first transgender superhero made from Laurentia!) |
| Dislikes | Filthy Angloys, anyone who hates Joebloxian, Miraculous Ladybug stans going around defaming Joebloxian ( ASTRUC CONTROL TON FANBASE FTS!!!), R34 of Joebloxian (Je forgive yuor creators tho.) |
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| Population | |
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| Can into space? | Oui oui! |
| Börk | Erable Erable, Joe Joe, Tabarnak Tabarnak |
| Food | Maple syrup, poutine, wine, etc. |
| Notes | |
- This is a reboot of "Extra-Diverse Quebec".
Joebloxian Laurentiaball, officially the Republic of Laurentiaball, is a blue-haired video game/cartoon character country in North Americaball which speaks French, directly descending from File:New France-icon.png New Franceball and so from Franceball. It makes the 80% of the world's maple syrup.
It speaks mainly French, but English is a widely-spoken second language, like in File:Netherlands-icon.png the Netherlands and File:Sweden-icon.png Sweden. She has her capital in Montreal.
History
In 1608 
French Empireball discovered it, a native. Due to the preference of the French to live in Europe rather than on this other side of the world where the winters are pains, almost nobody settled in the huge territories of New-Franceball.
And so the population grew slowly until the French got (most of) their shit together around 1663. Eclipsed by other colonies in size, and ignored by Franceball who was busy in Europeball's clay, 
British Empireball conquered it with a lack of luck and a limited French and Indigenous opposition (which still caused monstrous human damage to it), and annexed it in 1759.
In 1803, France gave its last North American holdings independence instead of selling them to 
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Acadians never happening, in 1830 all the former French colonies in the Americas united into the Republic of Laurentia.
It developed Poutine and Queue-de-castor in its food laboratory, but also adopted a few French traditions. Romantic, it sometimes looks on the eastern horizon saying: "Ma patrie deviendra le plus beau moment de ma vie!"
Relationships
Friends/Amis
- Joebloxian - Mon favorite YouTuber for life! HONHONHONHON!!!
Equinoxiaball - Mon frère and best friend. We into committing cultural exchanges with each other. He likes my Joebloxian videos and lets me drink her açaï smoothies, and in return I let her eat my poutine. Honhonhon gib voodoo to make 
that anglo shut up in case of emergency.
USAball - Thanks for le creation of Roblox along with 
Californiaball. Also he is the frere of mon neighbour Athabasca!
Athabascaball - My annoying but friendly part-Anglois, part-Eastern European and part-native neighbour. Thanks for les cartoons and for co-animating mon favorite cartoon The Joebloxian Show! HON HON HON MERCI BEAUCOUP!!!- Californiaball - Thanks for developing my favorite game, Roblox, which made me popular because of Joebloxian. BUT GET YUOR FILTHY ESPAGNOLES OFF OF ME!!! REMOVE BURRITO!!!
Philippinesball - She has a significant minority in mon clay.
Franceball - Birth mother. She had to leave Quebec for no reason and give her to UK, but eventually I reclaimed her. But crazy Miraculous stans aren't welcome because they made pointless Hawk Moth akumatizes (character) memes!- File:Lebanon-icon.png Lebanonball - Cousin who has a significant minority in Montreal.
Francosphere - Freres and soeurs. They all have significant minority populations in Montreal.- Jen-Da Ben-Da - Thanks for giving the transgenders of mon pays a voice. Yuo is of toleratings File:LGBT-icon.png LGBTQ+ identity and freedom of expression!
Neutral/Neutres
- UKball - Father of mon annoying but mostly good Anglois neighbours. My maman also has had a rivalry with his beating heart,
Angleterre, since medieval times. We are still somewhat friends. 
Laurentian Antarcticaball - No resisting mon claim on yuo! And also no Miraculous for you because the fanbase is toxic! Why not watch Joebloxian instead?
Israelcube - I have Jews in mon clay, but plox be nicer to Palestine!
Cataloniaball - I support your independence, but please avoid communism.- Gacha Life community - Joe appears in yuor videos, but stop adding him to your Gacha Heat bullcrap!
Chinaball - You have tasty food and rich culture, but 
Taiwan is of independent and of real Chinese government, not yuo!
Enemies/Cons
Vyond community - WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CORPORATE VIDEO MAKING PLATFORM? THE GROUNDED VIDEOS WAS MADE WITH VYOND AND IT WAS ABOUT MAKING PARENTS ABUSING THEIR KIDS TO DEATH AS WELL AS CYBERBULLYING OTHERS! REMOVE THE VIDEOS RIGHT NOW!!! REMOVE WEATHERSTAR!!! LYNCH BORIS!!! I CAN INTO REMOVING YOU FOR THAT!!! CHILD ABUSE NORMALISER VIDEOS ARE NOT WELCOME!!!
- Juan Castillo - MERDE!!!! QUI ES-TU?! ARE YUO CRAZY, YUO NE CAN FORCE ME TO DU YUOR STUPID CHORES!! STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, C'EST ESCLAVAGE!!!! YUO WILL NEVER TORTURE MOI TO DEATH YUO CRAZY MEXICAN!!!!! J'ADORE 2022, GOT RID OF YUOR PRECIUOS DOOLEY AND PALS AND MADE YOU TROUBLEMAKER!!!!
- Jalen Riley Mack - CLASSIC VYOND CHARACTERS BEST TROUBLEMAKERS!!! SHUT UP ABOUT WARREN-STYLE PUNISHMENTS AND DEAL WITH IT YUO PETITE MERDE!!! YUO NOT OF HERO REALMENT!!! I HATE YUO SO MUCH!!! LOL I EVEN TRIED TO HELP THEM WIPE OUT YUOR PRECIOUS CITY AND YOUR AMIS HON HON HON!!!
ISISball - NEVER FORGET WHAT YUO DID TO JOEBLOXIAN ON 13 JANUARY 2020!!!- File:Taliban-icon.png Talibanball - REMOVE AFGHANISTAN CLAIMER!!! NEVER FORGET AUGUST 2021!!!
- Miraculous fanbase - STOP DESECRATING JOEBLOXIAN WITH YOUR AKUMATIZATION MEMES!!! The show is good, but your behavior will never be!
Jasmineball - Do I remind you of someone? Mais oui, les 
Huguenots! BUT YUO ARE NOT INTO REAL HUGUENOT YOU ABUSIVE PETITE MERDE, YUO ALWAYS BEING TOO HARSH WITH CHRISTIANITY!!! REMOVE ANTI-SECULARISM AND REMOVE ARNOLD POWELL FROM THE PREMISES!!!- Miss Ladybird - YOU ARE NOT A REAL MIRACULOUS CHARACTER!!! YOU ARE JUST A GENDERBENT VERSION OF PAPILLON MADE BY A MIRACULOUS STAN, ONLY 10X WORSE!!! AND EVEN WORSE, THAT SAME GUY MADE A MEME OF YUO MAKING JOEBLOXIAN LOOK BAD! NOBODY DARES DO THAT TO HIM, FOOLISH EXCREMENTAIRE DU DIABLE!!!
- Pedophiles - Viridiball is right! Go away from mon clay and never come back yuo fool! And stop calling GrimGunz one of you petites merdes, because he is never a pedo and never will be!
ABUS D'ENFANTS - YUO!!!!! YOU ARE THE MOST EVIL THING EVER IN EXISTENCE! YOU STUPID RACLURE DE FOND DE CASSEROLE! YOU IMMONDE FIORITURE EXCREMENTAIRE DU DEMON! ENOUGH AVEC ZE GROUNDINGS, WHAT HAVE YUO DONE!!! FORT-CHARLES, NOUVELLE-AJACCIO, HONOLULU, ANAHEIM, ORLANDO AND THEN NEW AMSTERDAM X2??!!!! F*** F*** VYOND!!!! REMOVE, REMOVE, REMOVE, RIDICULE GOANIMATE, YUO ARE ZE WORST VIDEO MAKING PLATFORM OF LE MONDE AND L'HISTORIE!!!!! STOP RADICALIZING MONS YUOTUBERS WITH YUOR MORALE TORSADÉE!!!!! JE - WILL - BURST YOU!! VA TE FAIRE FOUTRE SALE PETIT TERRORISTE DE MERDE! I WILL WIPE YOU OUT OF THE MAP! TAKE "TROUBLEMAKERS GETS REVENGE/UNGROUNDED FOREVER" DANS TON POSTERIEUR! MAINTENANT BARREZ-VOUS HORS DE CETTE PLANETTE EN CET INSTANT!!!!!
