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    West Indies Federationball (BCU)

    (Redirected from Mauritslandball)

    Marijuana West Indies Federationball is a weed-addicted sovereign state in Central America. It is located north of File:Panama-icon.png Panama and Colombia and is roughly 50 thousand km² in size. Its capital is Kingston, and its largest city is Port-of-Spain.

    The main languages are English, French, Spanish and Arawakan Taino.

    His birthday is December 2, and his astrological sign is therefore Ophiuchus.

    History

    West Indies Federationball was born as a 3ball, adopted by New Spainball, New Courlandball and Hospitaller Antillesball till becoming a colony of British Empireball.

    Interests

    Likes

    • Sprinting (So much, he even wears his training clothes to sleep)
    • Video games (especially the shooting ones)
    • Western propaganda
    • Democracy
    • Taiwan
    • Marijuana (the only drug he will EVER dare to take)
    • Homosex
    • His beaches

    Disikes

    • Authoritarianism of any kind
    • Totalitarianism
    • Maoism
    • File:Nazi-icon.png Nazism
    • Any contraband drug that is not marijuana
    • Racism
    • Every GoAnimate cliché (Caillou, overly long groundings, unnecessary punishments, etc.)

    Food

    • Jerk chicken
    • Ox tail curry
    • Ackee (unless raw)
    • Buss up (shredded roti)
    • Jamaican patties

    Relationships

    Friends

    • USAball - Brother who has immigrants from my clay in his and vice versa. Also I have a similar accent as yours and your sister's.
    • Netherlandsball - Weed enjoying friend who is also an EDM producer. Hope your songs are doing well. I also like Wesley van Vianen.
    • Eruowoodball - My roadgeek friend.
    • Insulindiaball - My relative who's obsessed with Canadaball's video game Friday Night Funkin'.
    • Spainball - My late mother and first colonizer, you should have treated Cataloniaball better. Rest in peace, mama (although she still exists as Castile-Leon, her rump state)
    • File:Quebec-icon.png Quebecball - Awesome sister via Franceball. Her most favorite YouTuber visited my clay. We also both hate the toxic fanbase of Miraculous.
    • Canadaball - My sister. She created Friday Night Funkin' and it ended up getting popular in my relative's clay.
    • UKball - My good stepfather.
    • Cubaball - He declined to join the Federation in 1958 but we made up lol. I like his theme parks and mascots; we're both like twins. We have yummy diversity of cultures.
    • Philippinesball - Basketball buddy. Some of his people have populations in my clay because of our dead mom's empire.

    Neutral

    • Franceball - Half-mother. Unfortunately she has a show whose fanbase sucks as hell. And it's called Miraculous Ladybug.
    • Serbiaball - I stopped recognizing File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball just so you could shut up, but you're still stalking me even after I listened to you? Nice rakia though, but let go of Kosovo, he's no longer part of you anyway.
    • File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - I had to withdraw your recognition in 2015 so your dad would shut up. But he's still going after me. So I might reconsider withdrawing your recognition in the first place.
    • Palestineball - Could you please stop being so extremist with your actions and attacks against Israel? I recognize your existence too, but please calm down.
    • Israelcube - I recognize your existence. But stop firing at innocent Palestinians. Not every Palestinian is a terrorist. But you have very good falafel and fattoush. I also harbor Jews in my clay.
    • Taiwanball - I want to recognize your existance so bad, but your evil twin won't let me. Anyways, gib HTCs and Asus.
    • File:Lebanon-icon.png Lebanonball - I have Lebanese in my clay. But please stop bullying the Cube.

    Enemies

    • Jasmineball - Ayo Vyond puppet caca or whatever the hell you are, what's with your anger towards me, huh? Do you need some rum to calm your pants down? Yes I have evidence that your so-called master tortured and executed a kid of mine over a stupid opinion. Whatever Boris wants to do to me, just for your information, me, Canada, USA, and many others will retaliate. Stay out of this please. I mean, just get the hell out of my way before I spill rum on you.
    • Republic of Vyondball - Now listen here, you abusive mon. You've gone far enough. State-sanctioned child abuse, electrocuting my men, murdering innocent kids, mass torture-brainwashing, bashing on media, and denouncing countries all to teach your enemies about a stupid bloody disgrace of a misinterpretation of American morality that even ISIS think you're too bloody violent and now you ATTACKED HAWAII! You want to teach me more about your morality, please, let me fucking help with teaching your enemies, you CHILD ABUSE LOVING RASSOLES! REMOVE CRINGE VIDEOS!!!
    • Chinaball - Social Credit System enough said.
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