New Artsakhball

File:New Artsakh-icon.png New Artsakhball File:New Artsakh-icon (Giorno Giovanna).png
File:New Artsakh-icon.png New Artsakhball File:New Artsakh-icon (Giorno Giovanna).png
	New Artsakhball.png Muda muda!
Government	Unitary presidential constitutional republic
Personality	Loyal, incredibly serious, very patient, confident, resolve, warlike
Language(s)	Armenian (national language) File:Rizal-icon.png Filipino (lingua franca) Malay Arabic Spanish And many more
Type	Armenian-Austronesian Latin-Austronesian
Capital	Tigranopolisball
Affiliation	UNball ASEANcoin
Religion(s)	Christianity Armenian Apostolic Church; Catholicism; Orthodoxy; Greek Catholicism; Protestantism; Lutheranism; Anglicanism; Islam Sunni; Shia;
Relations and opinions
Friends	Whether you're friends with my father, my adoptive mother, or my stepmother, you are my friend. If you deny it, I will muda you. Father Adoptive Mother Stepmother Uncle File:Cyprus-icon.png Cyprusball Chinaball Serbiaball Golden Wind File:New Alsace-icon.png New Alsaceball File:New Connacht-icon.png New Connachtball File:Yuezyn-icon.png Yuezynball File:Daiman-icon.png Daimanball File:India-icon.png Founder of NAM File:Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopiaball African Bros File:New Gyumri-icon.png Chinese Bro File:Malaysia-icon (spy).png Malaysiaball File:Alt-Brunei-icon.png Bruneiball File:Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball Borneocube File:New Abyssinia-icon (hat).png New Abyssiniaball File:Ind-ARMM-icon.png Bangsamoroball File:Lanesonida-icon.png Lanesonidaball File:Rangastan-icon.png Rangastancube Russiaball File:Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball File:Romania-icon.png Romaniaball USAball Canadaball Malichkaball (frenemy) File:Omicron-icon.png Omicronball File:Iwrit-icon.png Iwritball
Enemies	Stupid What an idiot File:Pakistan-icon.png Also an idiot File:Torukeria-icon.png Turkey puppet File:Northern Cyprus-icon.png Another Turkey puppet Clayless idols File:Kosovo-icon.png Go back to Serbia File:Islina-icon.png Go back to Lanesonida File:Albania-icon.png Kosovo is Serbian File:Donlaida-icon.png Islina is Lanesonidan Fake China Die already File:Salafism-icon.png GET OF HERE, YOU TERRORISTS!!! File:New Artsakh-icon (Giorno Giovanna).png Or else... File:New Artsakh-icon (Giorno Giovanna).png File:Somalia-icon.pngFile:Zqtmalia-icon.png Pirate assholes
Likes	Giorno Giovanna and Golden Experience from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Filipino culture, Armenian culture, Lavash
Dislikes	File:Turkey-icon.png Stupid Turks, Terrorism, Disgusting immigrants, kebab
Historical information
Founded	August 11th, 1925
Predecessor	Armenian Colony of New Artsakhball
Population
Is of importants
Can into space?	Yes
Börk	Haylut Haylut (Fusion of his parents' börks, Hay and balut), Muda muda, Wryyyy Wryyyy
Food	Lavash, peanut butter tea
Notes

New Artsakhball is a countryball located in Southeast Asia. He occupies the Davao region and Sarangani Province.

His demonym is Norartsakhian. He can into many languages because of immigration to the region from the Artsakhis and many Armenian peoples, as well as the many peoples of the region they settled on before:

Armenian
File:Rizal-icon.png Filipino
Malay
Arabic
File:Muslim Mindanao-icon.png Tausug
Spanish
Portuguese
File:Indonesia-icon.png Indonesian
Chinese
File:Ireland-icon.png Irish
Scottish
Welsh
Hebrew
File:Greek-icon.png Greek
File:Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgarian

History

New Artsakhball was born as a File:1-icon.png 1ball to File:Muslim Mindanao-icon.png ARMMball, adopted by Armeniaball.

Relations

Friends/Ընկերներ/Mga Kaibigan

Armenyabola - My father.
Gresyabola - My uncle.
Pilipinasbola - My adoptive mother.
Egyptbola - My stepmother.
Mesir de Armenyabola - My older brother.
Sudan de Armenyabola - My Nubian brother.
File:New Gyumri-icon.png New Gyumribola - My Chinese brother.
Tsinabola - My biggest trading partner. Your people are welcomed in my clay but my adoptive mom doesn't like him. Plus, I like Huawei and your products.
Haponbola - Thank you for creating Golden Wind. That Anime and Manga deserved it.
File:Cyprus-icon.png Kiprusbola - The real Cyprus.
File:Swedish Empire-icon.png Swedenbola - The creator of Börk. I have many IKEAs in my clay.
Borneokubo - Son of File:Swedish Empire-icon.png the Börk creator. Also a trading partner.
Serbiabola, File:Romania-icon.png Rumanyabola, and File:Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariabola - My kebab removing friends.
Russiabola - My Slavic uncle who has the great vodka, borsch, and kasha.
File:New Connacht-icon.png Irlandiyang Sabahbola - My Irish cousin that lives with File:Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiabola and File:Ireland-icon.png Irelandbola.
File:New Abyssinia-icon (hat).png Etyopiyang Sarawakbola - You are my older brother's best friend. I am glad to have business with you.
File:Ind-ARMM-icon.png Bangsamorobola - My Muslim brother. We have a strong relationship with each other. However, he supports File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovobola, though.
File:Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarbola - Great Tibeto-Burman friend. I support against the stupid and dirty people named Rohingyabola.
File:New Serbia-icon.png Serbiyang Karibeobola - Serbiabola's Caribbean son. I have your embassy in my capital and we retain excellent, strong, and great relations.
File:Rangastan-icon.png Rangastankubo - The great kebab remover. He removes kebab and also drugs.
File:Lanesonida-icon.png Lanesonidabola - I agree how you feel about File:Islina-icon.png Islinabola.
DIOlandbola - Father of Giorno.
File:Republic of Micoorganism Mistalandia-icon.png Mini Mistabola - Only microstate that I like.
URMIbola - Best friend.

Neutral/Չեզոք/Niyutral

Malichkabola - My frenemy. We play football sometimes, but I beat you in 2014 World Cup. 3-2. Still, we are good trading partners after all. Please don't recognize File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovobola and hate Tsinabola, though.
C.C.M.S.S.R - Communist frenemy.

Enemies/Թշնամիներ/Mga Kalaban

File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovobola - You're independent but... HELL NO! YOU'RE NOT FREAKING INDEPENDENT! ARE YOU TRYING TO DECLARE INDEPENDENCE FROM SERBIA!? SO I SUPPORT SERBIA AND YOU'RE KEBAB, NOW I WILL FORCE YOU TO BE APART OF HIM AGAIN, YOU WILL NEVER EXIST, YOU HIMAR TULALA!!!
- File:Kosovo-icon.png: I'm not a part of Serbia...not anymore. SO DEAL WITH IT YOU RAKIJA LOVING JOJO RIPOFF!
- File:New Artsakh-icon (Giorno Giovanna).png: Oh yeah? You asked for it. (Uses Gold Experience to beat him many times, before knocking him off instantly)
- File:Kosovo-icon.png: You cannot kill me! I hate your Serbia, your Armenia and you!
- File:New Artsakh-icon (Giorno Giovanna).png: I, New Artsakh, will pierce this arrow into my chest! (Pierces the arrow into his chest)
- File:Kosovo-icon.png: Glad you killed yourself. BURN IN HELL!!!
- File:New Artsakh-icon (Giorno Giovanna).png: No.
- File:Kosovo-icon.png: NOW DIE, YOU SERBIAN PUPPET!!!! (Attacks New Artsakh but gets reversed back to zero) WHAT?!
- File:New Artsakh-icon (Giorno Giovanna).png: This is... Requiem. (Uses Gold Experience Requiem to punch many times) You won't be heading anywhere. In particular, you will never arrive at the truth.
- File:Kosovo-icon.png: WHY, YOU LITTLE SERBIAN BRAT!!!
- File:New Artsakh-icon (Giorno Giovanna).png: MUDA-
- File:Bluethecat-icon.png: (eats New Artsakh and Kosovo) hmmm..... very yummy and and tasty!!
  ZA WARUDO TO KI NO TAMURE!! (stops time)
  
  (brings roadroller) ROADAROLLADA!!!!
  
  (crushes) MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA TA BI YUO KEH KA WRRRYYYYYYY!!!! MU SEBI AIA!! (smashes fr bluecthecatball)
- File:Bluethecat-icon.png: *deflattens* WHO THE HECK FLATTENED ME!?
- File:Bluethecat-icon.png: I will try to eat DIOland.....
Azerbaijanbola - LEAVE MY FATHER ALONE, YOU BOBO APUSH!!! File:New Artsakh-icon (Giorno Giovanna).png Or else... File:New Artsakh-icon (Giorno Giovanna).png
- : ƏXCUSƏ MƏ, HOW DARƏ YOU TALK TO MƏ LIKƏ THAT, YOU JOJO-LOVING ƏRMƏNI PUPPƏT! RƏMOVƏ-
Turkeybola - Same as your stupid brother. Both you and Azerbaijanbola sucks!
Rohingyabola - I'M GLAD YOU DIED!
- : I'm not dead. Worse. I'm burning my feet and dancing to death in Hell.
- File:New Artsakh-icon.png: You're good as dead, Rohingyabola.
File:Zqtmalia-icon.pngFile:Somalia-icon.png Zqtmaliabola and Somaliabola - OK ZQTMALI AND SOMALI! I HAD ENOUGH WITH YOUR PIRATE RAIDS AND STOP DEFENDING KEBAB!!! I WILL REMOVE BOTH OF YOU NOW!!!

Gallery

File:New Artsakhball.png

The Ultimate Showdown

File:New Abyssinia-icon (hat).png: NEVER! (tires bash Turkeyball)
: (erases time) (impales New Abyssinia with kebab crimson but gets hit by Kamehameha) WHAT THE?!
File:Armenia-icon (DBZ).png: DON'T... YOU... DARE... TO... HURT... (Turns into SSJ) MY FRIEND!!! File:Armenia-icon (SSJ).png I WON'T LET YOU TO DESTROY MY WORLD!!!!!! File:Armenia-icon (SSJ).png (Punches Turkeyball many times, then fires Kamehameha at him) IT'S YOUR TURN NOW YOU STUPID CAT!!!
File:Bluethecat-icon.png: Me? (Eats Armenia's Kamehameha)
File:Bluethecat-icon.png: (Shoots back Armenia's Kamehameha)
File:Bluethecat-icon.png Federal Republic of Bluethecatball has unlocked an advancement: Return to Sender
File:Armenia-icon (SSJ).png: WHAT THE?! I'LL FINISH IT!!! (Impales Bluethecat into his chest)
File:Bluethecat-icon.png: (Turns that weapon into a lollipop)
File:Bluethecat-icon.png: (Shoots laser to sky)
(It's suddenly raining cats)
(Raining cat clouds starting to get bigger...)
: (teleports behind bluethecat) SHINEI!! ((impales bluethecat with his stand the world)
File:Bluethecat-icon.png: (Turns again that weapon into a lollipop)
(Cats cooperate with other cats, then making the giant cats, then the giant cats eats DIOlandball)
: Hey, dad!
(Cat rainstorm spreads to whole Asia.)
File:Republic of Micoorganism Mistalandia-icon.png: (woke from his slumber) mmmmmmm dancing time (dances to burn all cats)
File:Armenia-icon (SSJ).png: What?
(Cat rainstorm rains even more cats)
File:Republic of Micoorganism Mistalandia-icon.png: MMMMM BIG DANCEEE!!! (does big dance)
(old godzilla hoppin around plays while monarchland rises from the oceans) (does big earrape raor)
(The giant cats eat File:Republic of Micoorganism Mistalandia-icon.png Republic of Microorganism Mistalandiaball)
(uses atomic breath blast to destory all of the 2 countryballs and cats)
File:Republic of Micoorganism Mistalandia-icon.png: ok (dances to weak the big cat)
(opens giant cat mouth and use atomic lazer breath inside the giant cat throat and then giant cat dies)

EAT YOUR (uses a gun to point at countryballs) VEGETABLES!!!! (shoots 2 countryballs)
File:Republic of Micoorganism Mistalandia-icon.png: (reverses the bullets and shoots vegan teahcer islandball)
(The other giant cats start merging into ultra giant cat, then eats every thing like this video)
: I ban you! (Ultra giant cat gets banned from the world)
(The ultra giant cat gets unbanned for glitch, and the cat rainstorm spreads around the world)
The Sun is the deadly lazer... (shoots a ultra deadly lazer sun beam to the world and burns the giant cats and Googlelandball)

(uses atomic breath lazer cut threw kill the giant cats and block the deadly lazers)
File:DF 2563-icon.png: The DF-2563 is the deadly lazer... (shoots a ultimate deadly lazer df-2563 beam to the solar system and burns Sunball and File:Monarchland-icon.png Monarch Landball)
anschluss............................ANSCHLUSS!!! (anschlusses the entire File:DF 2563-icon.png DF 2563 and the solar system)
File:Republic of Micoorganism Mistalandia-icon.png: i cant die you know............(turns very strong) NOW FOR U TO DIE! SIX PISTOLS! (shoots all)
Jadesoc: Those countries named Jon Arbuckletangle and Republic of Micoorganism Mistalandia has never existed....
File:Armenia-icon (SSJG).png: KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!
Inkysoc: The party is invincible. You should know that.
File:Republic of Micoorganism Mistalandia-icon.png: (proceeds to break the never exist) (breaks)
YOU SHOULD HAVE NONE THAT... (smashes the socs heads and shoot their brains and killed them instantly)
Sabkvism: (Kills Republic of Microorganism Mistalandiaball by 1 hi-
you know your banned
Sabkvim: NOOO MY WEAKNE- (gets banned from the universe)
Hyper-Ideologies and Demi-God Ideologies: let's kill Republic of Microorganism Mistalandiaball
ok bitches, (dances causing all of the powerful ideologies to be wiped off the universe)
File:Universe-icon.png: Ỷ̶̰̯ō̷̝̉̊ǔ̶͉̬͇̙ ̸̝͍̽͊̏a̴͚͗͑͗̓r̵̠͍̻͐͊e̴̡̛̫͉͗͛̕ ̶̧̳̀̓͛̕l̶̨̟͋͑̾̅ò̴̧̳͌͘n̷̛̰̺̖̭͋̑͆e̷͚̯̜̰̊͗̌̚l̶̨̩̘̓̅͘y̴̦̪͘.....
w-wait? did i won? i- i won.........................yay :D (dances for victory)
File:Universe-icon.png: i think you are decaying from quarks...
File:Armenia-icon (SSJG).png: what i just revive the quarks
File:Universe-icon.png: E
File:Universe-icon.png: I began to start big crunch
(Everything collides, then another big bang happens)
File:Armenia-icon (SSJG).png: we actually survived.

The Real Alternative Ending

Sabkvism: (Kills Republic of Microorganism Mistalandiaball by 1 hi-
you know your ba-
Sabkvism: (Actually kills Republic of Microorganism Mistalandiaball and File:Armenia-icon (SSJG).png Armeniaball (Armeniaver-
Jadesoc: Sabkvism existed.
Sabkvism: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY (Actually kills Republic of Microorganism Mistalandiaball and File:Armenia-icon (SSJG).png Armeniaball (Armeniaverse-
Jadesoc: YOU GOT PRANKED BRO now time to ban you dog fucker. (bans Sabkvism frim existince)
File:Armenia-icon (SSJG).png: gg ez

The Ultimate Showdown 2

: (old steven was hoppin around)
: FUNK STEVEN
: oh hell nah (kicks morphy)
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAMAMAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*intense sniff* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (smashes stevenball's head)

no u (uno reverse card)

OH N- BHJAGDFFBDHMFJGHSDFHRFBHJ (dies from glitching to a multi-multiverse)

lul

chenji hanji (spins to weak steven)

owie, actually no owie punishment is eminent idiot
File:Bluethecat-icon.png: hello i am going to kill countryballs
File:Bluethecat-icon.png: (eats yuezynball)
hello i am robux (uses ONLINE DATING POWER)
File:Bluethecat-icon.png: oh shiet
(online daters apocalypse began to hug morphy and File:Bluethecat-icon.png bluethecat infecting them.)
hello i am Mista but Communism now time to kill you all

(drops thermal nuclear-nalpalm bombs on online daters and Robloxiaball)
File:New Abyssinia-icon (hat).png: (backstabs CCMSSR)
(asgore screams)

ow your gonna die today. (drops thermo-nuclear napalm bobms on File:New Abyssinia-icon (hat).png New Abyssinia)
File:New Abyssinia-icon (hat).png: This.. is.. THE MATRIX OF LEADERSHIP!!! (Fires CCMSSR with the Matrix of Leaders-
Pico: go pico yea go pico yea, (weakens new abyssiaball)
File:New Abyssinia-icon (hat).png: wha- (dies)
Pico: (shoots CMSSR)
ow (ded)

IT IS SPOOKY MONTH!! (dances to weaken pico and other countryballs)

(awakens) (deep breath) fucking normies... rrRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! (starts the frog plague all over the countryballs)
: (revives File:New Abyssinia-icon (hat).png Ne-
(the frogs REEEEEEE ear bleeds Armenian Egyptball causing him to die)
ruh oh he ded

(completely destroys File:New Abyssinia-icon (hat).png New Abyssinia by crushing his remains)
File:Odieland-icon.png: Bark!
aw- NOW DIE (frogs kill odielandball)
File:Odieland-icon.png: (gets eaten by frogs)
(propoganda theme plays) hello weaklings! (uses machinegun)

(shoots)

(gets shot) OWIEEEEE (dies)
File:Fascist Andrew-icon (tangle).png: your next jalangs
no thanks
File:Fascist Andrew-icon (tangle).png: (shoots)
(disappeared from existence before being shot)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (destroys fascist andrew)
: Guten Tag, Ich have a box! (two hands holding guns emerge from the box and Jackal von der Boxington jumps out.)
File:Armenia-icon (SSJB).png: (Throws spirit bomb at Kekistan)
(gets hit in the head) (snap neck turn) you fucking normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
File:Armenia-icon (SSJB).png: (ear bleeds badly) KAIOKEN TIMES 20!!!!!!!! (Pushes the spirit bomb towards Kekistan)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- (Get obilerated by Armenia's spir- but his spirit bomb reverses by the power of reee)
File:Armenia-icon (SSJB).png: oh s- (gets obrliated to the black hole)
File:Republic of Micoorganism Mistalandia-icon.png: i can help bruda (brings back File:Armenia-icon (SSJB).png Armenia from Black hole)
: Arrrr!!! (fires a large canon at File:Kekistan-icon (tangle).png Kekistantangle)
File:Armenia-icon (SSJB).png: This is what I become... (Turns into Ultra Instinct) File:Armenia-icon (UI).png The Ultra Instinct... File:Armenia-icon (UI).png
File:New Artsakh-icon (Giorno Giovanna).png: Hey, father! I'll help you!
File:Armenia-icon (UI).png: No, thanks... I got it... (Flies towards File:Kekistan-icon (tangle).png Kekistantangle, then attacks him)
File:New Artsakh-icon (Giorno Giovanna).png: (Revives Armenian Egyptball and brings File:New Abyssinia-icon (hat).png New Abyssiniaball back to life) Mista, do something!
File:Republic of Micoorganism Mistalandia-icon.png: SEX PISTOLS!!! (Shoots epicly and directly at File:Kekistan-icon (tangle).png Kekistantangle)
IT IS SPOOKY MONTH!!! (dances to weaken File:Kekistan-icon (tangle).png Kekistantangle)

time for The Sun is the deadly lazer... (uses deadly sun lazer beam at both File:Kekistan-icon (tangle).png Kekistantangle and File:Armenia-icon (UI).png Armenia)
File:Armenia-icon (UI).png: (Uses Instant Transmission)
EAT YOUR VEGETABLES!!!!!! (shoots the armenia team)
File:New Artsakh-icon (Giorno Giovanna).pngFile:Republic of Micoorganism Mistalandia-icon.png: (gets hurt)
(shoots a mega deadly beam to other countryballs)
Sabkvim: SAGDASHKDGA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (ear bleeds all of the countryballs)
Sabkvim (kills the Sun with one hit)
AND YOU! (shoots both New Abyssinia and Sabkvim)

ok thats it! (Shoots Vegan Teacher Island with Ion Blaster) You know what, Sabkvim? You're banned.
Sabkvim: NOOO MY WEAKNE- (gets banned from the universe)
File:Armenia-icon (UI).png: FULL POWER!!! (Turns into Mastered Ultra Instinct) File:Armenia-icon (MUI).png PREPARE TO DIE, KEKISTAN!!! KA... ME... HA... ME... HA!!!!!! File:Armenia-icon (MUI).png (fires Kamehameha to File:Kekistan-icon (tangle).png Kekistantangle)
BY THE POWER OF THE MATRIX!!! (Fires File:Kekistan-icon (tangle).png Kekistantangle with a laser from his Matrix of Leadership)
File:New Artsakh-icon (Giorno Giovanna).png: MUDA! (12x) You won't be heading anywhere. In particular, you will never arrive at the truth.
WHY, YOU FUCKING NORM-
File:New Artsakh-icon (Giorno Giovanna).png: MUDA! (12x) MUDA!!!!! (knocks File:Kekistan-icon (tangle).png Kekistantangle off the earth, gets fired by File:Armenia-icon (MUI).png Armenia and New Abyssinia) Sun, restore!
WHY????? YOU FUCKING NORMIES- (Gets obilerated into the sun by File:Armenia-icon (MUI).png Armenia's and New Abyssinia's blasts)
File:Armenia-icon (MUI).png: We did it... He's gone now.
HELLO STOOPID NOOBS IM GOING TO DELETE ALL OF YOUR-
File:Armenia-icon (MUI).png: (Kicks IRLFball out of the world)
WAAAAAA YOU LAVASH BIEACH YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!!!!
File:Armenia-icon (MUI).png: Hmph... We did it... They're gone now.
1 year later...
File:Armenia-icon (DBZ).png: Hey, New Schleswig and others, you wanna form our alliance?
: Ja!
I agree, my master.
File:New Artsakh-icon (Giorno Giovanna).png,File:Republic of Micoorganism Mistalandia-icon.png,,: Yes!
,: yes, we agree. Armenia go brrr
File:Odieland-icon.png: Bark! (Translation: Yes!)
: I agree, dad.
File:Armenia-icon (DBZ).png: Right! Let's do this together!

The Ultimate Showdown 3

: 19 dollar fortnite card who wants i-
(andrew da gets killed by something)
: (imperial march plays) hello weaklings.. (shoots a green lazer towards the solar system but someone blocks it)
i am jupiter i can eat you (eats Galactic Tangle)
( Jupiter gets sliced)
Pucci: i have obtain heaven no one can defeat me!
Aang: i can
Pucci: HINJAKU
Aang: (turns avatar)
Pucci: (slices aang's body)
OHHHH SHIT A DEMON! You Better the get the fuck out of my land!
: I'm not a demon. Plus, I will get this.
: Me too.
Pucci: you cant kill me! SHINEI. (slices Russiaball and Belarusball)
Ceo of Youtube: hello i am the ceo of youtube i can destroy youtube (uses the power of ban)
File:Bluethecat-icon.png: i am not dead
Egosoc: Everyone is a spook except Bluethecat.
File:Armenia-icon (DBZ).png: It doesn't mean that I am spooked, Egosoc. But at least I got a better idea than you, stupid ideology. (Throws Egosoc to the sky, then fires Kamehameha at him, killing him instantly)
File:New Artsakh-icon (Giorno Giovanna).png: Oh, shit. Andrew DA is dead! Do something!
File:Bluethecat-icon.png: i can revive him with my laser (Revives Andrew DA with his laser)
oh thanks. who wants 19 dollar fortnite card
File:New Connacht-icon.png: I do.
here you go
File:New Connacht-icon.png: Thanks, lad!
Pucci: I, Pucci, will never die! I obtain heaven SHINEI!!
File:New Connacht-icon.png: (Uses a computer to buy a rifle with 19 dollar Fortnite card) Finally, a price for dinner! Now, prepare yerself, ye cunt!
Pucci: (slices File:New Connacht-icon.png New Connachtball in half but reverses it)
Pucci: NANI BAKANA!! HE REVERSED BY STANDO'S ATT-
File:New Connacht-icon.png: GOTTA GO BANG! (Shoots Pucci with a rifle)
: Mich too! (takes out a box from which Jackal von der Boxington comes out.)
Emanuel Barrera the racist guy: HELLO N*GGERS!!!!! TIME FOR YOU TO DIE (slaps Wilhelminesball like a baby, but Jackal intervenes and shoots him dead with a pistol)
???: Deus vult!
File:New Connacht-icon.png: Who is it?
File:New Crete-icon (Broly).png: It's actually New Crete! (Fills his rage, charges and then grabs File:New Connacht-icon.png New Connachtball)
File:New Connacht-icon.png: What's wrong with you, lad? Are ye trying to beat me?!
File:New Crete-icon (Broly).png: No then! (Lets File:New Connacht-icon.png New Connachtball down)
File:New Egypt-icon.png: Hey, you!
File:New Connacht-icon.png: What is it, Nei Ägypterland?
File:New Egypt-icon.png: Wanna mix mummification and guns?
File:New Connacht-icon.png: Uh, sure thing!
: Me too! But with digitization!
File:New Egypt-icon.png: Oh hey, it's Estonia's creole son! Hey wait...who is this figure...? With cyan eyes?
: This figure's actually my mother.
File:New Egypt-icon.png: Okay...
: Son! Let's digitize some maggots!
File:New Crete-icon (Broly).png: Grr...
: Is this Greece's Southeast Asian son?
File:New Crete-icon (Broly).png: Yeah, so?
: So that's cool. Well, basketball time for you, Veganist Maggot!
(Obligatory suit up sequence. New Petseri gets into his African Tricolor, shades, and headband, and takes a boombox and basketball to become Black Wonder.)
File:New Crete-icon (Broly).png: New Petseri...?
File:New Petseri-icon (masked).png: Hey y'all. It's basketball time hahaha!
File:Vegan Teacher Island-icon.png: EAT YOUR VEGE-
File:New Petseri-icon (masked).png: No. (Dribbles the ball, and jumps, tossing it into VTI's face.)
oi, oi, oi! whats going on here!?
File:Vegan Teacher Island-icon.png: *Turns into an ideology*
Vegan Teacherism: BRUH JUST EAT YOUR VEGETABLES!!
shut up.. (shoots vegan teacherism)

anyways, so what the hell is going on here?
File:New Petseri-icon (masked).png: idk
File:New Crete-icon (Broly).png: HROOOOOAGGH!!!!!!!!! (Breaks Taliban's bones, killing him)
oh, shitt oohh

(comes)

die. (shoots a green lazer to earth)
File:New Crete-icon (Broly).png: (repels a lazer and then throws it at death star)
Oh- (gets exploded into pieces)
(one of the pieces hit the mountain)
(more pieces of the death star hit around the earth)
File:Armenia-icon (DBZ).png: Oh man... Now what?
maybe this weird hiking trip. (shows photo)
File:Armenia-icon (DBZ).png: I see. Maybe VM is spawning villains here on Earth. He must be stopped.
(goes to a hiking trip)
The Beeg Mista Plush: oh hey dudes you can grant 3 WISHES so what you wish for?
File:Armenia-icon (DBZ).png: First, teleport us to the VM's lab. Second, find New Crete. And the third, ally and teleport Bluethecat to us.
The Beeg Mista Plush: Your wish is granted. (teleports File:Armenia-icon (DBZ).png Armeniaball and his allies to VM's Lab and teleports both New Creteball and F.R.Bluethecatball to File:Armenia-icon (DBZ).png Armeniaball and his ally.)
File:Armenia-icon (DBZ).png: (looks at vm's plans) Oh, no.
Terror: (Appears) HEY HORRID SHIT BITICHES AND A GOKU WANNABE YOU HORRID SHITS THAT SLAP LIKE A-
: (Cuts Terror in half) Uncle!
ayo, File:Armenia-icon (DBZ).png Armeniaball, its me inferno bledsoe
: ALLAH-
File:Armenia-icon (DBZ).png: (Stabs ISISball)
: There's no such thing as- (Gets stabbed by someone)
File:Armenia-icon (DBZ).png: New Petseri!
: DIE! (Steps and kicks on New Petseri twice)
File:Armenia-icon (DBZ).png: New Petseri? You OK???
: Uncle... I tried my best to beat this apush... good... bye... (dies)
noooooo :(
File:Armenia-icon (DBZ).png: I won't... let you... get away from this...
: (laughs)
- Thunderstorms strike*
File:Armenia-icon (DBZ).png: (groans and shudders) I WON'T LET YOU...
- Thunderstorms continue to strike, debris get pulled off*
File:Armenia-icon (DBZ).png: (groans and shudders then stops) NO!!! (turns into File:Armenia-icon (SSJ).png Super Saiyan)
,File:New Crete-icon (Broly).png: (gasp)
File:Armenia-icon (SSJ).png: Listen very carefully, New Crete, you must leave this lab and take everyone with you, got it?
File:New Crete-icon (Broly).png: (continues to gasp)
File:Armenia-icon (SSJ).png: Grr... THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M GOING TO TELL YOU, GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW, NEW CRETE!!!
File:New Crete-icon (Broly).png: (leaves VM's lab)
File:Armenia-icon (SSJ).png: VM!!! (charges towards VM)
: (groans)
28 minutes later...
: Armenia!
: DIE! (Punches Alesco)
: You think you can hit me???
: Huh?!
: It's time to impertúa yuo xaxaxaxaxaxaxa! (Turns into the File:Alaskan Empire-icon (sphere).png Aléscösphere and flays him alive) ARMENIA!
File:Armenia-icon (SSJ3).png: ???
Anukenism: I can kill VM in-
: (Destroys Anukenism and the Polco-
Floppaism: (Destroys VM by using cuteness.)
File:Illuminati-icon.png: I'LL SHOW YOU WHO IS THE REAL GOD AND DESTROY YOU, FLOPPAISM. (erases everyone in the Polcompball Anarchy Wiki)
: It's the Dobrokhazarin!
Sogga: I'LL SHOW YOU WHO IS THE TRUE- (gets erased by Illuminati.)
File:Armenia-icon (SSJ3).png: NO, I'M A TRUE GOD!!! (Turns into File:Armenia-icon (SSJG).png Super Saiyan God)
Vegan Nullism: ☜︎✌︎❄︎- (Gets erased by File:Illuminati-icon.png Illuminati.)
Rescuing kittens from a construction site: YOU CAN'T ERASE ME!
Rescuing a scared abandoned cat: YEAH!
Street Cat Rescue: Duke: YOU MUST BE SAD!
File:Illuminati-icon.png: NO. (erases all of the cats, then kills Calreiboz and Street Cat Rescue)
File:Armenia-icon (SSJG).png: SHOW YOURSELF, ILLUMINATI!!!
File:Illuminati-icon.png: COME ON THEN!!!
File:Armenia-icon (SSJG).png: ATATATATATATA (throws Illuminati back)
File:Illuminati-icon.png: DIE, SHABDKOSH!!! (Throws slicing discs)
File:Armenia-icon (SSJG).png: (chases after the discs were thrown, then teleports towards Illuminati)

File:Illuminati-icon.png: HUH- (gets sliced by the discs)
File:Armenia-icon (SSJG).png: We'll see about that. (flies away)
File:Illuminati-icon.png: YOU STUPID SAIYAN. I AM ILLUMINATI. I AM THE MOST EVIL TRIANGLE IN THE UNIVERSE. NOW NO ONE MESSES WITH ME!!! (shoots Armenia)
File:Armenia-icon (SSJG).png: Huh? YOU FOOL!!! (Shoots Angry Kamehameha towards File:Illuminati-icon.png Illuminati.)
File:Illuminati-icon.png: (screams)
- Shakes VM's lab*
File:Armenia-icon (SSJG).png: NOOOOOOOO!!!
- VM's lab is about explode*
File:Armenia-icon (SSJG).png: Not this time! (uses instant transmission to return his home)
Street Cat Rescue: King George: you think you can erase me? (Erases File:Illuminati-icon.png Illuminati but dies in a explosion)
File:Egypt-icon (Chi-Chi).png: Armenia, what happened?!
hello i am aang i can restore balance first me need to kill le- (gets stabbed by Villain Commonwealth)
: (disguises himself as File:Austria-icon.png Austriaball like an MLP Changeling) IT'S TIME TO TURN YOU INTO AN EGG HOHOH-
ZA WARUDO!! (times stop and deflects Fake Austriaball's spell, turning him into the egg.)
File:Illuminati-icon.png: I TOLD YOU THAT I-
MUDA! (punches File:Illuminati-icon.png illuminati)
Street Cat Rescue: Charlie (): hello i am robux (Bans File:Illuminati-icon.png Illuminati.)