New Rhinelandball

Soon to become "Gran Colombiaball (If Gran Colombia Still Existed)".

Gran Colombiaball
Government	Unitary presidential constitutional republic
Personality	Progressive, persevered, strong, pro-military, sometimes laid back
Language(s)	Spanish, Wayuu
Type	Latin-American
Capital	Bogotaball
Affiliation	UN, File:UNASUR-icon.png UNASUR, OAS
Religion(s)	Christianity, with South American Paganist minorities.
Relations and opinions
Likes	Flowers (especially cattleyas, jacaranda, sundew, dahlia etc.), Emeralds, RoddyBlaze, watching Cadena 1, playing mapping games, Democracy, Western propaganda, Señal Colombia, Cadena 1, RBTV, Encanto movie
Dislikes	Authoritarianism, Communism (partly), Fascism, Ivan Duque.
Historical information
Population
Is of importants
Can into space?	maybe maybe maybe
Börk	Coffee coffee, cocaine cocaine
Food	Arepas, Bandeja Paisa, Pabellon Criollo, Coffee
Notes

Official Languages

• Spanish
• Wayuu
• Arawakan languages
• File:Quechua-icon.png Quechuan

7 Ethnic Groups

• Indigenous Peoples
  • Wayuu
  • Zenú
  • Muisca
  • Arawakan
  • Carib
• Portuguese
  • White Brazilians
  • File:Angola-icon.png White Angolans
  • Mainland Portuguese
    • Braga
    • Porto
    • Viana do Castelo
    • Madeira
• New Rhenish-speakers
  • Germans
  • Dutchmen
  • Mennonites File:Russia-icon (ushanka).png
• Britons
  • Ulster Scots
  • Cornish
• Jews
  • Yiddish ( Dutch and Germans)
  • Ladinos (File:Portuguese Empire-icon.png Portuguese and Spanish)
• Spanish-speakers
  • File:Peru-icon.png Peruvians
  • Brazilians
  • Colombians
• File:8-icon.png African New Rhinelanders
  • Yoruba
  • File:Zimbabwe-icon.png Shona
  • Kongo
  • Habeshas Amhara
  • File:Kingdom of Dahomey-icon.png Dahomey

Relationships

Friends (Amigos/Amichen)

• Dötchlandkuglen - Vadre, his people along with Nijderlandkuglen explored my rainforests and caused me to have that language that was a dialect of yours.
• Guaranikuglen - Mödre, I speak her language and respect her too.
• Brasilkuglen - Stëf-vadre who adopted me after my father Dötschland abandoned me. Also stop with the whole You're Going to Brazil thing. Other than that we both like soccer. But I speak English just as much as I speak Portuguese.
• Grozbritaniëkuglen - My other stëf-vadre who colonized me for a while in 1841-1878 and is the reason I speak English.
• File:Bolivia-icon.png Bolivienkuglen - Best friend, I congratulate huaso for giving you your coast back. Also my step-brother.
• Taiwankuglen - The legitimate China. Makes my video gaming equipment. She also has good noodles. I hope one day you reclaim the Mainland.
• Malichkischkuglen - A friend of mine. I supported you in your tantrum over Miraculous Ladybug in 2020.
• Kanadakuglen - My girlfriend, she created one of my most favorite shows: Fangbone!. We're also socially-liberal, but I'm a bit more liberal than you.
• File:Paraguay-icon.png Pargüaikuglen - Another neighbour.
• Rhinland-Falzenkuglen - Namesake. Many of my German population comes from his clay.
• Zuitslandkuglen, File:Austria-icon.png Östenrijkkuglen, File:Belgium-icon.png Belgichekuglen, File:Luxembourg-icon.png, Lötzebourgkuglen, Nieu Slësvijkkuglen, Rendöuschkrafen, and Lijchtenstënkuglen - My Germanosphere buddies.
• File:Mapuche-icon.png Mapuchenlandkuglen - "Newborn" brother (actually my uncle). If only Chile would give him all his land back to him, I would've had a baby brother at last. Wait, you got your independence? Awwww, that's so adorable. I guess it's only a while before Chile splits into pieces hoehoehoehoehoehoehoehoehoehoe!!!

Neutral

• Cathälandkuglen - Control your government plox. Also stop installing CCTVs everywhere and get rid of your silly "social credit" system. You're a few steps closer to imitating George Orwell's warning of a dystopian world. And stop bullying my brother.
• File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovokuglen - I had to withdraw recognition in 2018 just so your vadre would chill. But he hasn't calmed down, and I am convinced that he tricked me with those empty promises. So, recognition again?
• File:France-icon (beret).png Francrijkkuglen - You gave me my favorite food: Opera Cake. And my people can't get enough of it. And some of your cartoons are great, but the one thing that pisses me off: Miraculous Ladybug, or its fanbase. BUT what I hate about it the most is Hawk Moth (and Mayura too, and also that fake villain.)
• Israelwörfen - I harbor Jews in my clay. However stop picking on Palestijne and bombing her clay.
• Palestijnekuglen - Stop picking on Israel and bombing innocent civilians. Hope you set aside your differences and unite.
• Tchilekuglen (usually) - Although ijk was beyond happy with the consequences of your decision, I actually like some of your stuff. But, especially BloxxBorg and 31 Minutos (they are popular in min clay). Although...(see Enemies section)
• Ischpanienkuglen - OH WHERE WILL IJK START WITH THIS GIRL DOG?! I hate her for various good reasons! First, she still claims Catalonië even though he rightfully declared his independence from her. Second, she stands with Rakija in the Kosovo dispute! And worst of all, she is the mother of Huaso and supports him against File:Mapuche-icon.png Mapuchenland! What a joke! However you are the mother of File:Bolivia-icon.pngFile:Paraguay-icon.png min two neighbours and we watch Eurovision together (even if I cannot into Europe, am still white). BUT STOP CLAIMING CATALONIË!!!

Enemies (Inimigos/Enemijgen)

• Serbienkuglen - OH JÜLIE ISLAMOFOBISCHEN ABSCUM! WARUM BIST DU NOCH VERRÜCKT, WENN ICH KOSOVO AUFHÖR HERKENEN? ICH HABE DIR GEHORZAMT, ET SO ZAHLST DU MIR MIR? VERDAMPTEN ISLAMOFOB! I hope so bad File:Albania-icon.png Albanien, File:Croatia-icon.png Jorvatijen and din Römaners remove you from the face of the earth! Remove Rakija!
• Tchilekuglen (when having a sour day) - OH JU BINT DAS ABSOLUTE SCHLÖSST DING DAS JEMALS IN MINEM LEVEN BESTADT!!! Erst, weigerst du File:Bolivia-icon.png Bolivien seine küstengebied, dann leugnest du die unabängijket und virzöhen der File:Mapuche-icon.png Mapuche, et jetst, stellst du dich auf die seite der Miraculous Fanbase? Ficken du sur hölen! You've done enough, parasitic worm. AND NOW, YOU GAVE BOLIVIA HIS SEA AND THE MAPUCHE THEIR LAND AND INDEPENDENCE, AND GUESS WHAT, YOU'RE ON THE BRINK OF BALKANIZATION!!! HOEHOEHOEHOEHOEHOEHOEHOE THERE IS KEEN ESCAPE FROM YOUR DESTRUCTION!!! IJK WILL NEVER REGRET MOCKING YOU! But, see above.
• File:Quebec-icon.png Quebecball (in YouTube only) - THOMAS PETERSON IS BETTER THAN JOEBLOXIAN AND THERE IS NOTHING DU CAN DO ABOUT IT HOEHOEHOEHOEHOEHOEHOEHOE!!!