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    Papuaball
    Papuaball.png
    Government Unitary parliamentary republic
    PersonalityBrony with a guilty pleasure of cannibalism.
    Language(s) English

    German
    Dutch
    Malay

    File:Papua New Guinea-icon.png Native languages
    Type Germanic

    Austronesian

    File:Papua-icon.png Papuan
    CapitalMadangball
    Affiliation UNball ASEANcoin
    Religion(s) Christianity
    • Lutheranism (official)
    • Catholicism

    Islam

    • Sunni

    File:Shenism-icon.png Shenism
    Buddhism

    Hinduism
    Relations and opinions
    FriendsAnyone who hates Gefälscht-China, but especially:

    Germanic friend
    Mutter

    Danke for MLP
    Enemies PURE EVIL
    LikesMy Little Pony, video games, eating cheeseburgers, the film "My Father is an Assassin", his Wappen, his flag, defending Kebab, being a brony
    Dislikes Gefälscht-China (bigtime), her freundes, her flag, File:Mao-icon.png Mao Zedong, Deng Xiaoping, Winnie the Flu, Mobile Legends, anything to do with Gefälscht-China, anyone who ist of freundes mit her, Hong Kong being unable to independence, communists of any kind
    Historical information
    Founded1795 (colony founded)
    1899 (independence)
    PredecessorFile:British New Guinea-icon.png British New Guineaball

    File:Netherlands New Guinea-icon.png Dutch New Guineaball

    File:German New Guinea-icon.png German New Guineaball
    Population
    Is of importants
    Can into space?Nein (not yet)
    BörkOC OC, sepik sepik, fak fak,
    FoodPapeda, Sago Martabak, lontar cake, whatever he can find or hunt in the jungle and/or in the sea
    Notes
    MLP for life!

    Papuaball, also known as Equestria Nova Wilhelmslandball and officially the Republic of Papuaball is a brony dictatorship parliamentary republicball located on the entirety of the island of Papua. The country has a population of 15 million inhabitants as of 2020.

    He has a brony infestation, meaning he is portrayed as a typical brony.

    His birthday is November 1st.

    Diversity

    Papuaball can into many diversity. Here is a list of ethnic groups in Papuaball's clay.

    Over 87 languages are spoken in his clay as a result of trade and immigration.

    Relationships

    Freunde/Kawan-Kawan/Friends

    • File:Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball - BEST FRIEND FOREVER, ALSO GOOD VATER!! Islamic buddies for life. Defend Kebab! But why should you like Commie? Other than that, we're fine. Plox no anschluss tho. Also his main people makes up 16% of mein population. Ich also am friends with some of his states.
      • Penangball - Ich am another version of dich, but more European and more German.
      • Johorball - He now lives with me. Smartest state in Malaysia I guess.
      • Malaccaball - Mini-me and without German culture. Gute Devil's Curry.
      • Sarawakball - Only Christian state in Malaysia.
      • File:Sabah-icon.png Sabahball - Not very Christian unlike Sarawak, but 26,000 cases ist not a good excuse to alienate him. Why dich no stay at home? Dich should have listened to Penangball.
    • Taiwanball - Mein mutter. She is of real China. She was mein dialect teacher, taught me how to speak like a black person. Ich like her beef noodles. Ich hope you Anschluss the mainland soon.
    • Germanyball - He ist also mein Vater. He can also into masking like mich and mein File:Malaysia-icon.png vater. He taught me mein favorite sport - American football - and now ist mein best hobby. We share same food.
    • File:India-icon.png Indiaball - Stepmother, I like her curry, but stop removing kebab! At least she hates Commie.
      • File:Tamil Nadu-icon.png Tamil Naduball - Majority Indians in mein clay come from this state.
      • Telanganaball - 400,000 Telugus in mein clay.
      • File:Kerala-icon.png Keralaball - Mein 100,000 Malayalees come from her.
      • Punjabball - She gave me 30,000 of his people.
      • Rajasthaniball - Only 1000 of his people are in mein clay.
    • File:Pahang-icon.png Malaccaball, Negeri Sembilanball, Johorball and Pahangball - Mein good kinders but they no care about mein football love.
    • West Sumatraball and Acehball - Mein two stepsisters.
    • File:Singapore-icon.png Tringapore - Mein bruder und neighbor, doesn't care about Commie much other than more than 3/4 his population is Chinese.
    • File:Brunei-icon.png Bruneiball - Aunt who likes oil. We both hate Serbien.
    • Indonesiaball - Mein grandma who likes oil, and don't worry, we vill bacok that no good ISISball.
    • File:Albania-icon.png Albaniaball - File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball belongs to you, not that Islamophobic Kinder-Lumper.
    • File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - He is a great friend, I hope that everyone recognizes yuo very soon! My soon to be baby stepbruder. If only zat Islamophobe was more accepting...
    • USAball - Gib me weapons and tanks. Danke. Also I like your burgers!
    • Denmarkball - Auntie and mein namesake borders her.
    • File:Austria-icon.pngFile:Slovenia-icon.png Central Germanic family - Mein far away European family.
    • UKball - Mein gym coach und also help me to be ein big und stronk footballer. Also half-grandpa for colonizing mein File:Malaysia-icon.png vater. The only thing Ich hate about you is File:DanTDM-icon.png Dantrash, because he is brainwashing mein citizens into joining his fanbase and bashing on those who no like Minecraft, which Ich no like.
    • Die British Family:
    • File:Yogyakarta-icon.png Indonesian Ethnic Groupballs - More stepsisters.
    • Netherlandsball and Portugalball - Mein other stepparents who colonized grandma before. I like their food und Devil's Curry.
    • Borneocube - Bruder who was adopted by File:Sweden-icon (Viking).png Sweden.
    • File:Schleswig-Holstein-icon.png Schleswig-Holsteinball - I was named after him.
    • The Box Assassin - Based on "Mein Vater die Attentäter", a movie Ich made in 2006. Looks like Pixar needs to adapt this into a film. He looks like Carl Fredericksen from Up became an edgier assassin.
    • File:Heunggong-icon.png Hong Kongball and Macauball - Cousins through mein aunties.
    • Holy Roman Empireball - Mein deceased Grandpa.
    • Swedenball - Aunt who likes File:Minecraft-icon.png Minecraft (because she created it). Also die son of Borneocube.
    • File:Kingdom of Prussia-icon.png Prussiaball - Grunkle who is now in heaven with HREball.
    • File:Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball - TUHAN JR! Mein File:Malaysia-icon.png vater calls them "Rumi". Also Ich am Kebab Defender.
    • File:Bolivia-icon.png Boliviaball - One of ze only Anti-Imperialists I actually respect. BFFs. Ve have die same motto due to our diversity. Also Ich like your Salteñas und other food and helped File:Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopia too during his famine when he was still a commie. And Ich am neutral on Russland now so ja, Ich like yuo.
    • File:Vietnam-icon.png Vietnamball - Same as Bolivia. I like her pho and we share the same anthem. Mein girlfriend.
    • File:UAE-icon.png UAEball - He brought Kebabs to mein clay along with File:Kuwait-icon.png Kuwaitball and File:Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball.
    • File:Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - TUHAN!!! The major exporter of Islam to mein clay. Gibs me his rice dishes for Hari Raya and Aidiladha. We are mostly friends. But...(see Neutral section)
    • File:Al Dereba-icon.png New Hejazball - Captain Schwaland 2 was filmed in mein clay, thanks. Also Arabic version of New Zealand. Ich like how diverse yuo are like mich!
    • Fascist Republic of Andrew DAball - Ehhh...

    Neutral/Berkecuali

    • File:Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball - Ich like your landmarks and support dich against the Tatmadaw, but plox stop mistreating and murdering Rohingyaballs, and remove Islamophobia!
    • Chinaball - Complicated relationship. We enjoy each other's cultures and food and I have a majority of hers in mein clay. But she needs to just stop crying about her long lost Communist glory and her SARs because she is never going to get them back. File:Heunggong-icon.png Hong Kong and Macau are both supposed to be independent or British and Portuguese colonies, not yours! Also don't try to touch my File:Malaysia-icon.png vater's islands, and stop treating die Uyghurs poorly and forcing them into "re-education" camps, you Nazi wannabe! You've done enough, fake communist. We are slowly increasing relations though, as we're both Asian. GIB HONG KONG BACK TO HIS VATER! You can also take your shitty excuse for a President and shove your CCP and PLA up your ass. And i'm just laughing when your environmental health rate is falling, so stop bullying me for mine. Prepare to die. STUPID GREAT DRAGON, REMOVE DIMSUM!!! You deserved losing and you tried to invade me!!! Ahem, I meant just ignore the past and be friends. NEIN! Remove immigrants from mein borders!
    • File:Bangladesh-icon.png Bangladeshball - Stop turning mein File:Malaysia-icon.png vater into Banglasia and remove bad commercials! I am your largest investor and main trading partner however. Don't make me pull the trade plug! On the good side, we have a large minority of his living in mein clay (mostly in mein capital city, Madang.) They also came to mein Vater's clay to work there. But The Box Assassin > Uro Cola ads. Give up on getting aid from zat China, Ich will assist yuo instead of her!
    • Nepalrawr - STOP KILLING MEIN TOURISTS!!! At least we hate Commie and you have Gurkhas in File:Brunei-icon.png auntie's clay.
    • Israelcube - We were the first to have them in Asien, also we are trying to make them great again. On the bad side, some of them are Islamophobic and mein people don't really like them. On the bright side, I do not recognize your big sister as she is friends with China.
    • Iranball - Around 20,000 Persians live in Madang and Seremban, but STOP COMPARING USABALL TO SATAN!!! AND STOP BULLYING MEIN FRIENDS!!! File:Germany-icon (tangle).png Or yuo vill get anschlussed by mein parents. File:Malaysia-icon (tangle).png
    • Chileball - Ich like your Empanadas and Chilean Wine, but why do you hate mein auntie and why steal File:Bolivia-icon.png mein bestie's sea? Now he ist anti-imperialist because of yuo.
    • File:Cambodia-icon.png Cambodiaball - 4000 Cambodians in Madang, but also puppet of Commie.
    • File:Laos-icon.png Laosball - Same as Cambodia but with 3500 Laotians. Ich respect you on Chile.
    • Armeniaball - 20,000 of her people live in mein clay especially in Madang. But why are you friends with Evil and zat Islamophobic Kinder-Lumper? Other than that, dich have delicious Boeregs.
    • Autotopiaball and File:Janorotia-icon.png Janorotiaball - Ich support both of you equally. Stop fighting each other plox. Ich have a car manufacturer and your Janorots are cool. So I am on both sides.
    • File:Kuwait-icon.png Kuwaitball - Helped brought Islam to mein clay. But stop mistreating my uncle's, File:India-icon.png mein stepmama's and File:Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopia's people. That's why they hate yuo.
    • File:Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball (sometimes) - Same as File:Kuwait-icon.png Kuwaitball. Sometimes we are friends, sometimes we are enemies. But most of the time we don't care much.
    • Serbiaball - Islamophobic stepbro. Is of needing to calm down. Frenemy. Also, you should give File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball independence and try to recognize him, and stop being friends with Commie. I really have no time to riot about you, so please stop making empty threats! JUST CALM DOWN. PLEASE BE NICE! Also I am friends with File:Turkey-icon.png Turkeyball now, so sorry. Maybe Ich can improve your overall personality by making you accept Kebabs as Serbs rather than shoving Serbian culture down their throats, and plox convince other countries to recognize File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovo. So, we have neutral relations right now. File:Germany-icon (tangle).png But, on one single condition: If you disrespect Islam one more time, mein parents will Anschluss yuo. Understand? File:Malaysia-icon (tangle).png
    • Russiaball - (Until 1995) EIN MONSTER!!! YUO ARE DIE REASON ICH AM FULL OF TANK ANIMATORS NOW!!! DAS IST DIE REASON ICH AM BECOMING INTO NEW KARELIA!!! YUOR FAULT!!! Scary stepbruder who flooded me with tank animators (BFDI ripoffs.) Stepbro. Best left alone. Also worst enemy and Madang ist now Little Moscow. AIRSTRIKE!!! FICK DICH!!! ANSCHLUSS!!! (Since 1995) We are getting along nowadays and Ich like your version of Hardstyle, yuor Landmarks, YouTubers and Borscht but Ich still miss yuor File:Tsarist Russia-icon.png Tsarist incarnation...
    • Canadaball - Ich defeat yuo 8-3 höhöhöhöhöhö!!! Other than zat, Ich like your Maple Syrup, and mein Commonwealth buddy.
    • File:Lanesonida-icon.png Lanesonidaball - Die South American Serbia story. Gib File:Islina-icon.png Islinaball his independence plox and stop hating File:Donlaida-icon.png Donlaidaball.
    • File:Bulgaria-icon.pngFile:Romania-icon.pngFile:Myanmar-icon.pngFile:Angola-icon.pngFile:CAR-icon.pngFile:India-icon.pngFile:Ethiopia-icon.pngFile:Tunisia-icon.pngFile:Yuezyn-icon.pngFile:Lanesonida-icon.pngFile:Rangastan-icon.png Islamophobes Team - Stop insulting Islam plox. If anything, get mad at File:Salafism-icon.png them instead. They are the reason Islam looks evil! But I am friends with Spanien and Serbien (a bit...) and India is mein stepmother. So Ich do not hate all of them.

    Feinde/Musuh/Enemies

    • File:Salafism-icon.png Jihadistballs - Fake Jihadists! You made Islam look bad! You of messing up mein beautiful Madang! Go back to the Middle East and get Jihad-crazy there! But, Ich will pay you 1000 Drachma to mess in Serbien. Mein people do not like some fake Islamist here! Ich will be more comfortable with you if you shut up about bombing and terrorizing countries and using Allah as an excuse! Like mein vater said, STOP MAKING DIE WORLD HATING ISLAM, THANKS TO DICH, NON-KEBABS MOSTLY THINK THAT ISLAM IS AN EXTREMIST RELIGION WHEN THE PROBLEM IS NOT ISLAM BUT YUORSELF!!! *summons The Box Assassin from a delivery box he's holding and shoots them one by one*
    • Belarusball - Lukashenko, listen. Ich have 3 words for du: JUST. RESIGN. ALREADY. Also friend with Commie so enemy.
    • File:Australia-icon.png Australiaball (rarely) - Stole File:Austria-icon.png Austria's name. Period.
    • El Kadsreball - Technic Heroes enough said.
    • Palestineball - REMOVE INTIFADA!!! YOU ARE NOT OF COUNTRY, YUO ARE OF ISRAEL AND THAT'S THAT!!! SHUT UP ABOUT INDEPENDENCE UND DEAL WITH IT YUO TERRORIST WANNABE!!! ICH HATE YUO SO MUCH I WILL OF ANSCHLUSS YUO!!!
    • Jitler - For insulting mein unkel.
    • File:DanTDM-icon.png Daniel Middleton - YOU!!!!! STOP MAKING MY PEOPLE GIVE UP ON ROBLOX AND JOIN YOUR FANBASE YUO HATEFUL BRAINWASHING NAZI WANNABEISH MONSTROUS DEVIL! STOP TURNING MEIN YUOTUBERS INTO File:Minecraft-icon.png MINECRAFTARDS BY MAKING THEM OBSESSED WITH YUOR VIDEOS!!! NOW GET OUT OF THIS FREAKING SITE NAO OR ELSE!!! Wait, your Custom Mod Adventure series ended in Denton winning?! IST GUT FOR DU!!! ALSO DENTON DESERVED TO WIN AND MAKE YUO UND DR. TRAYAWFUL HIS SLAVES ÖHÖHÖHÖHÖHÖHÖHÖHÖHÖ!!! ENJOY YUOR NEW LIFE AS DIE BAD GUYS OF YUOR OWN SHOW!!! Und nao dat yuo are die villain, yuo can go take over die welt der File:Minecraft-icon.png Minecraft mit yuor new Master. SERVES YUO RIGHT FOR CONTROLLING MEIN YOUTUBERS!!!
    • File:Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japanese Empireball - He would not let me have independence and forced me to be a peasant in his country for 5 straight years. NEVER COME BACK AGAIN YOU SCHWEIN!
    • Nazi Germanyball - NEVER FORGET HOLOCAUST! NEVER FORGET YOU BLITZED UK!! NEVER FORGET EVERYTHING BAD YOU HAVE COMMITTED!!! DU ARE NO LONGER OF REAL, DU ARE OF JUST AN ALBTRAUM AND DAS IST DIE END OF IT!!! Remember what Conker said to game pirates: he will find out where yuo live and he will kill all your remaining followers, he's being deadly serious! You've pissed him off already, ein apology ist too late! His chainsaw will rip through die mett of all your followers and disciples. He ist coming to murder you and everyone who you love. And oh look, he found out where yuo live! SOON DIE ONLY PROOF OF YUOR EXISTENCE WILL BE YOUR WIKIPEDIA PAGE!!!! ICH HASSE DICH FOR LIFE. EVEN MEIN VATER HATES YUO AND IS ASHAMED OF HIMSELF BECAUSE OF DICH!!! BUT ICH CARE NIMMERMEHR, YOUR HITLER IST DEAD. ÖHÖHÖHÖHÖHÖHÖHÖHÖ!!!
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