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    Republic of Espineliaball
    Government Federal presidential constitutional republic
    PersonalityWatersports lover, likes sea creatures, eco-friendly guy, proud China hater
    Language(s)File:Spanish-icon.png Spanish

    Melanesian languages

    y 28 muchas otros!
    Type Latin-Austronesian
    CapitalCordoba de Quengoball
    Affiliation UNball
    File:Pacific Community-icon.png Pacific Communityball
    Religion(s) Christianity

    Islam
    Polynesian Animism
    Buddhism (Chinese minority)
    File:Shenism-icon.png Shenism (Chinese minority)

    Hinduism (Indian minority)
    Relations and opinions
    FriendsFile:Spain-icon.png Best madre

    Coolest cousin
    File:Almohad-icon.png Moriscos
    Longtime ally

    I'll save you!
    Enemies Authoritarian monstro

    Warmonger
    Traitor (to an extent, as of 2023)
    China's puppet

    Origin of Red China (Soviet = Origin of authoritarian communism) (Number one enemy)
    LikesSurfing, scuba diving, any kind of watersports, swimming with los criaturas del mar, making fun of Chinese authoritarianism, tamales, cartoons, Veritas (of only superhero popular outside Espinelia!)
    DislikesClimate change, criaturas del mar disappearing, Chinaball's government, The Fresh Beats (until 2023), KatanaFox (troll who of doxes people)
    Historical information
    Population
    Is of importants
    Can into space?Yes. I launched a satellite
    BörkBula bula, Espi Espi, medusa medusa
    FoodTamales, empanadas, spaghetti with octopus, breadfruit, sago pudding, piña colada, Uro Cola (stolen from File:Bangladesh-icon.png Bangladesh muajajaja!)
    Notes

    Espineliaball, officially the Republic of Espineliaball is Spinel from Steven Universe a jellyfish sovereign country in Oceania. He is the only country in Oceania that can into Spanish, but can into good English like File:Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball. He has a population of 9,328,512 since 2021.

    He was born on December 17th 1818, and although legally a Sagittarius, he is a self-proclaimed Ophiuchus.

    History

    Espinelia was born as a Melanesian 7ball, adopted by Spanish Empireball and later Mexicoball. He went into a dictatorship in 1969 which ended in 1992.

    Nowadays he is known for his wokeness, letting geeks, furries and weebs show off themselves in cosplay. He also into growing kawaii culture and great beaches, wildlife and fauna including the spotted jellyfish (which is the one on his flag).

    He has the 2nd-largest military in Oceania, just next to File:Australia-icon.png Australiaball. This is reflected by his status as the "Sparta of the Pacific". In 2001, he started testing nukes and now Espinelia is the only Pacific island nation with nukes, but does not plan on using them.

    Ethnic groups

    Relationships

    Amigos (Friends)

    • File:Spain-icon.png Spainball - Mother, I forgived her for the crimes she did in my colonial past.
      • Andalusiaball - Main origins of the settlers whose descendants live in my clay as of now.
      • Basqueball - Auntie who thinks she of alien because she speak weird (her original relatives of ded).
    • File:Colombia-icon.png Colombiaball - Stepmother. I like the Disney movie "Encanto" which is set in her clay (not la guey) and her coffee, also her cartoon Mr. Trance. Arepa is yours. Also I saw the videos of your YouTuber MrMutant. He into cool and also he visited my clay once.
    • File:Panama-icon.png Panamaball - My friend, we like playing beisbol together. We into part of Colombia at one point. His YouTuber DannyTheSniper is my favorite, because he calls out child abuse which I highly disapprove of.
    • Philippinesball - My stepdad who took care of me.
    • File:Solomon Islands-icon.png Solomonsball - Melanesian bro.
    • Japanball - Amigo. Gracias por el anime and gib beisbol to me.
    • Argentinaball - My sister, we are alike.
    • File:Honduras-icon.png Hondurasball - My psychopathic brother who is just as bad as File:Eritrea-icon.png Eritreaball, but still friendly with me.
    • USAball - Obvious reasons. Also he helped me make nukes. We co-created a film about Veritas!
    • File:Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - JAJAJA I STEAL YUOR MORISCOS AND MADE THEM MINE SERVANTS!!! Gracias for yuor musulmano population.

    Relaciones Neutrales (Neutral)

    • File:Papua New Guinea-icon.png Papua New Guineaball - My part-father. The part I hate about him is he into cannibalistic. Si te atreves a comer mi carne, te arrepentirás. Also gib Bougainville independence.
    • File:Micronesia-icon.png Micronesiaball - Part-mother also.
    • File:Singapore-icon.png Tringapore - Cousin who because of tea drinker gave me some Peranakans to settle in my clay. Also gib one of my favorite cartoons: Oddbods. But stop banning chewing gum. Also unlike tú I allow gays in my clay!!!
    • File:Chile-icon.png Chileball - You have a traditional diaspora population in my clay, but plox gib sea to File:Bolivia-icon.png Boliviaball and rights to File:Mapuche-icon.png Mapuche.
    • Venezuelaball - I like your YouTuber RoddyBlaze, but plox get rid of Nicolás Maduro. Also Arepas belong to Colombia.
    • East Philippinesball and Wildenball - I don't know you.
    • Israelcube and Palestineball - ISRAEL, YO THOUGHT YUO INTO OK, BUT NAO U KILLING PALESTINOS??? NETANYAHU OF MURDERER! REMOVE!!! Can't you just make up and get rid of your tumors Hamas y Netanyahu?
    • File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball - I am planning to recognize vos but what if Serbiaball gets mad at me?
    • Canadaball - Mostly positive relations, but I swear the whole Carlito Fuego/Johnny Test resemblance thing was just a coincidence! Actually, either that or Carlito was inspired by Johnny...nevertheless, I like your Timmies.
    • The Fresh Beat Band - Yo already changed mi posición on vos. Your songs of actually bops, I just think they of bad omen when played on la radio. But do not play on TRE again plox!!!

    Trozos de pura maldad (Enemies)

    • Chinaball - PEDAZO DE MIERDA!!! I HATE YOUR SOCIAL CREDITS, YOUR XI JINPING, YOUR CONCENTRATION CAMPS AND TÚ. NOBODY LOVES U EXCEPT FOR THAT FANTASMA COMUNISTA!!! ALSO STOP MASSACRING UIGURSTÁN Y LA HONG KONG AND STOP SAYING YOUR NUKES ARE BETTER THAN MINE!!!
    • Hawk Moth/Gabriel Agreste - REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE! YOU ARE A PEDÓFILO FOR AKUMATIZING MANON, WHO IS LITERALLY 6 YEARS OLD, AND USING THEM TO STEAL THE MIRACULOUSES!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH TÚ?!?!?!
    • KatanaFox - TU ES UN TRAIDOR!!! Y U DOXX PEOPLE?!?! NAO 2 WILL INTO GET CANCELLED! I WILL OF BLACLIST 2 FROM YUOTUBE!! GO BACK TO KIWI FARMS AND GET YOUR TROLING THERE!!!
    • Miss Ladybird/Lila Rossi - REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE! 2 R JUST AS BAD AS HAWK MOTH! Y U RUIN CHILDHOODS BY EMOTIFYING CHARACTERS?! FIRST SPONGEBOB, THEN PARAPPA, NOW SONIC?! At least u didn't get to Spider-Man because I would've had to dress up as Mierdabug or Joder Noir!
    • Ladybug and Chat Noir - P*tas Macronistas! Both of tú and Hawk Moth into suck!
    • North Koreaball - COREA FALSA!!! MUAJAJAJA I CAN INTO ONLY PACIFIC ISLAND NATION WHO CAN INTO NUKES!!! STOP BOASTING YOUR NUKES CAN BEAT MINE IN DAMAGE CAUSED, BLUE KOREA BETTER THAN RED KOREA, REMOVE BAEKTU DYNASTY!!!
    • Dietitians - I'm the 15th fattest country in the world, and I'm proud of it. STOP SCARING MY PEOPLE INTO EATING HEALTHIER WITH YOUR SO-CALLED "TRUTH"!!! I GET IT, I KNOW DIABETES IS A REAL THING, BUT JUST SHUT UP, BECAUSE NADIE, AS IN NOBODY, WILL LISTEN TO YOUR ADVICE!!! THAT INCLUDES ME!!! GO AND DEAL WITH IT LIKE MEN YUO MORALITARIAN BASTARDOS!!! OR EVEN BETTER FIND ANOTHER FAT COUNTRY TO SCARE!!!
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