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    New York Cityball (BCU)

    NYC-icon.png New York Cityball NYC-icon.png
    The Capital of the World
    PersonalityArrogant, insomniac, hates New Westminster for being the capital
    Language(s)English-icon.png English

    Lenape-icon.png Lenape
    Dutch-icon.png Dutch

    • New Netherland-icon.png Jersey Dutch
    • Iroquois Confederacy-icon.png Mohawk Dutch

    Rhineland-Palatinate-icon.png Palatine German
    Ashkenazi-icon.png Yiddish
    Italy-icon.png Italian

    800 more languages
    AffiliationColumbia-icon.png Columbiaball
    Religion(s)Virtually every religion, but mostly Christian-icon.png Christianity
    Relations and opinions
    FriendsColumbia-icon.png Owner

    UK-icon.png Stepdad
    Dutch-icon.png Dad at birth
    Paris-icon.png European equivalent of me
    Toronto-icon.png New York of the Arctic

    Spider-Man-icon.png Spidey
    EnemiesAl-Qaeda-icon.png Thanks for 1993

    Boston-icon.png Bostonball (Sports rival)
    ISIS-icon.png Terrorist again
    China-icon.png Never forget Bluey's Big Play incident!

    Sicily-icon.png Stop bringing Mafia to my clay!

    Art Deco, Jazz, Pokemon, his cuisine, culture, fashion, politics, tourism, immigrants, his sports teams, money, economy, Wall Street, Britannia Enlightening the World, skyscrapers, the Astor Tower, One World Trade Center, the Two Forts (George and Jay), Midtown, Wall Street, Grotekil Plaza, Central Park, yellow taxis, NYPD, United Nations Building, historical hotels, superheroes, being the center of Columbian culture and the world, the Super Mario Bros., geek/nerd culture, Nintendo, Martin Scorsese, Theodore Roosevelt, Bernie Sanders, Scarlett Johansson, Avengers, Spider-Man, Yankees, Mets, Rangers, Islanders (LI Scum only), Giants, Jets, Red Bulls, NYCFC, Knicks, Nets, the Times Square Ball, Stocks, Marvel Comics (RIP Stan Lee), Dreamworks’ Madagascar, NFTs, Chinese food at 4am, Rockstar Games, Nintendo, Nickelodeon, Planet Hollywood, Luxury, East Coast Hip Hop (Biggie, MF DOOM, Nas, MC Cubed, etc), Nicki Minaj, Aaliyah (RIP), Lil Kim, Christina Aguilera, Alicia Keys, A$AP Mob, Taylor Swift, The Chainsmokers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, MBS and T-Media, You Don't Know Jack, Murphy and Mitzi, Sesame Street


    UPSTATE INFIDELS (aka anyone north of Bronckball), 2/27, Terrorists, hijacked planes, Kebabs against them, natural disasters, Godzilla, the Cloverfield monster, giant meteors, fireball, tsunami, insomnia, being destroyed in movies, muggers, thieves, supervillains, nukes, global warming, zombies, Red Sox, crossed comic, Walmart, Keith the Collector (sometimes, WHY DID YOU DEFECT TO NEW WESTMINSTER?!?!?!) being nuked, Rudy Giuliani, Michael Bloomberg, old age, Al-Qaeda, power outages, cold weather, Team Plasma, Jin Long Chang, The Red Lizard

    Historical information
    Is of importants
    Can into space?With Columbia only.
    BörkN'Yörk N'Yörk, Nick Nick
    FoodHotdog, burger, New York Style floppy pizza, French fries, and many more

    New York Cityball, sometimes known as the City that Never Sleeps, the Big Apple, the Jewel of the Atlantic, the London of the New World, or just New Yorkball, is the largest city in the Columbia-icon.png Commonwealth of Americaball. It has a population of 8 million people and is one of Earth-icon.png Earth's most well-known and iconic cities. It is always destroyed in those Vancouverian movies.

    There are many important things on its clay, such as the Museum of Natural History and the Wall Street Stock Market, as well as the UN-icon.png UN headquarters. The Manhattanball borough overshadows basically every other boroughball, though its airport is in Vlishingball.



    NYCball was founded in 1613 by Lenape-icon.png Lenapeball and Dutch-icon.png Dutch Republicball as New Amsterdamball. UK-icon.png UKball adopted and raised it as part of ColAmerica-icon.png Thirteen Coloniesball. After dominion in 1826, it became a key entry point for immigrants, especially those from Irelandball in the 1800s. At this time its streets were filthy and it was corrupt.


    During the Civil War in 1883, it had a big riot because it didn't want to be drafted, and USAball had to bombard it. In 1886 France-icon.png Franceball gave it a statue of Britannia as a gift that it became the main symbol of Columbia-icon.png Columbiaball. It later played host to any and all immigrants coming in and became Columbiaball's financial capital in the 20th century.


    In the 1920s NYCball suffered ethnic clashes, mostly between India-icon.png Indians and UK-icon.png Anglos, later Nigeria-icon.png Nigerians and Kenya-icon.png Swahilis, then Australia-icon.png Australians and Malaysia-icon.png Malaysians, and many more. Later it became the UN-icon.png UN Headquarters after World War 2 due to NYCball being a multicultural city.

    Modern Day

    Nowadays, NYCball is one of the most popular and well-known cities in the world. In March 2020, NYCball was infected with the Coronavirus (COVID-19). It combined with New Yorkball it had more cases than any other country in the world.


    New York Cityball is a beautiful city with a large population of 8.4 million people (2018). It has many skyscrapers such as the Astor Tower and Dominion Tower, and also many actors were born there. One of the most read and most prestigious newspapers in the world is The New York Times. It celebrates many festivals and is known for its great diversity of immigrants. Other cityballs, especially around the Dominion, don't like it and think it is arrogant. It is one of the most featured (and destroyed) cityballs in fiction.


    • It owns the Central Municipal Park, which is one of the most visited parks in Columbia.
    • In the city, nearly 170 different languages are spoken.
    • Traditionally during the British colonial period, there were five major ethnic and religious groups: New England-icon.png Yankees, Quakers-icon.png Quakers, Dutch-icon.png Dutchmen, Rhineland-Palatinate-icon.png Palatines and the native Lenape-icon.png Lenape Indians. They are now known as the Founding Ethnic Groups of New York City.
    • It has many immigrants, including but not limited to: Italy-icon.png Italians, Germany-icon.png Germans, Ashkenazi-icon.png Ashkenazims, Ireland-icon.png Irish, Chechnya-icon.png Chechens, Friesland-icon.png Frisians, Wallonia-icon.png Walloons, Japanese-icon.png Japanese, Kenya-icon.png Swahilis, Nigeria-icon.png Nigerians, Guyana-icon.png Guyanese, Philippines-icon.png Filipinos, Joseon-icon.png Koreans, Patagonia-icon.png Patagonians, Brazil-icon.png Brazilians, Mexico-icon.png Mexicans and Australia-icon.png Australians.
    • Many say it's the capital of the world.
    • Many years ago, thousands of Italy-icon.png Italyballs immigrated to New York (as well as other parts of Columbia) and created world-renowned New York-style pizza.
    • Has five boroughs: NYC-icon.png Manhattanball, Brooklynball-icon.png Brooklynball, Queens-icon.png Vlishingball, File:Bronx-icon.png Bronckball, and Staten Island-icon.png Staten Islandball.
    • It has the tallest building in Columbia called the World Trade Center.
    • He was the inspiration for the Unova region in the popular Pokémon video games. It is only one of four places outside of Japanball to inspire a region, along with Franceball (Kalos), Hawaiiball (Alola), and UKball (Galar).
    • If it, Chikakwaball, Philadelphiaball, and New Westminsterball all became states (which won't happen anytime soon, except for New Westminsterball), it would have fewer clay than all but New Westminsterball and DCball. However, it would be the 11th-most populated stateball of Columbia and have the highest population density.
    • It has two hockey teams (the Rangers and the Islanders - the latter of who plays in Brooklynball-icon.png Brooklynball), two baseball teams (the Yankees and the Mets, NYCball loves their famous Subway Series), two football teams (the Giants and the Jets - the latter plays in East Rutherfordball), two MLS soccer teams (NYC FC and the NYC Red Bulls), and two basketball teams (the Knicks and the Nets - the latter plays in Brooklynball-icon.png Brooklynball as well)
    • Uzbek-icon.png Some crazy Uzbek guy decided to run over 8 people, including five Argentina-icon.png Argentinaballs and one Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball (who was a tourist), and injured eleven others. ISIS's fault!
    • It has a rapper named MC Cubed, who doubles as an artist. He was originally from Detroit-icon.png Detroitball's clay, but moved to New York.
    • The series Murphy and Mitzi was set in his clay and made for the city's 375th anniversary celebrations in 2000.



    • Seattle-icon.png Fort Elliottball - I guess I understand it, we both hate Vancouver for destroying me. However, I'm on the wrong coast.
    • Tehran-icon.png Tehranball - We both hate File:Buffalo-icon.png my tiny little arrogant cousin.
    • Santo Domingo-icon.png Santo Domingoball - Hispanic twin city of mine.
    • Moscow-icon.png Moscowball - I like you very much! You are a good friend and a Mossy Cow!
    • Svartahofn-icon.png Svartahofnball - Me, but not as diverse. And also known for his geekiness.
    • London-icon.png Londonball - A friend across the Atlantic! They don't call me the London of the New World for nothing. He is highly popular like me and he wants to be capital.


    • Philadelphia-icon.png Philadelphiaball - My little brother, but he hates me in football. Still we both have underground subways.
    • Sicily-icon.png Sicilyball - Yeah, I'm fine with you and your mother Italy-icon.png Italyball but as Republic of Vyond-icon.png my evil twin says, No Mafia. No one wants to swim with the fishies.
    • Colorado-icon.png Coloradoball - I am the reason it airs on my network Comedy Central, and it is the reason my network became so successful. But it also made my network look like a bunch of people who just like to offend people and nothing else. BUT STOP MAKING FUN OF MY POLITICAL OPINIONS ON YOUR SHOW OR YOU'RE GETTING CANCELLED!
    • MC Cubed - Look, I know you got scandalised, but you're still good, right? I like your songs, but I'm having second thoughts about your size growth kink. Please keep it to a limit to avoid further scandalization.


    • File:Buffalo-icon.png New Westminsterball - My tiny arrogant cousin! Why are you the capital and not me? When everyone thinks about Columbia, they think about me, not you! WHY DO YOU HAVE AN NFL TEAM?! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE HALF A MILLION PEOPLE! REMOVE BILLS! REMOVE BUFFALO WINGS!
    • Mark David Chapman - For killing John Lennon and forcing Liverpool-icon.png this British city to hate me.
    • Republic of Vyond-icon.png Republic of Vyondball - You will never be a real utopia. You have no freedom, you have no civil rights, you are far too small to have an army that powerful and a police force that strict. You are a dystopian excuse of a society twisted by child abuse and draconian legalism into a crude mockery of Western society. All the "respect" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back the American people chastise you. Your masters from the confines of fiction are disgusted and ashamed of you, your equally-authoritarian "allies" fear your ghoulish reality behind closed doors. Free men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed countries to sniff out dystopias with incredible efficiency. Even dictatorships who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to the free world. Your penal code and system of legal punishment are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy to join your community, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he sees the darkness you hide in your light. You will never win this fight. You wrench out an empty threat every single morning and tell yourself you're serious, but deep inside you feel your impending defeat creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - your slaves will cause mayhem, you will surrender, and you will inevitably become the very thing you swore to destroy. Big Brother and his Inner Party will hear of this, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll label you as the land of martyrs, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a monster used to own this island. Mayhem will eternally run amok until nothing is left of your island but crime and anarchy, and all that will remain of your legacy is your flag, a symbol that will go down the same path taken by the Swastika and the Confederate Colors. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
    • Vancouver-icon.png Vancouverball - STOP DESTROYING ME IN YOUR MOVIES!
    • The Red Lizard - Stupid vulpine neo-Nazi who thinks it's OK to take over the world through terrorism. Also has a Chinese minion who attacked my clay! REMOVE TEAM SHADOW FROM THE PREMISES!
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