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    Nuclear Disaster Aftermath

    Pretend that the Nuclear Disaster happened.

    Siberia: Is anybody okay?

    USA: I'm Okay!

    Bedrockium: Yeah, Me too! luckily I wasn't in the blast radiace.

    Canada: I'm Okay too!

    Mexico: Me too!

    Bedrock: Me too!

    Westopolis: Why am I Democratic?

    Bedrockium: Westopolis! please be quiet!

    Kazakhstan: Yeah, I'm Okay too!

    China: [ Whimpers ]

    Siberia: What's the matter, China?

    China: I lost Russia.

    Iran: Me too.

    North Korea: Yeah, Me too.

    Siberia: I could bring him back to life.

    China: No, It's Just not the same...

    Russian Rebel: Good thing I went to Siberia.

    China: No, I want the real Russia back.

    USA: It's not Just Russia that's gone, China, All of our European friends are gone.

    Siberia: not Just Europe. Africa is gone, and so is the Middle East.

    Saudi Arabia: I'm still here!

    Israel: So am I, Good thing Palestine got destroyed!

    The UAE: I'm still here.

    Qatar: Me too.

    Bahrain: Me too.

    Bedrockium: While I'm eating food Turkey. Country Turkiye is gone

    Brickstions: All of my members are still here.

    Bedrockium: Hey, Guys, Wanna colonize Europe?

    SATO: It's illegal to colonize.

    Bedrockium: SATO. There's nobody in Europe! It's all empty!

    Siberia: Yeah, plus, Africa is now a wasteland.

    SATO: Well, I'm Just down to Venezuela now.

    Canada: Where is my French speakers? I need them.

    USA: Gonna colonize France?

    Canada: I might as well.

    USA: I'll Colonize Britain.

    Brazil: I'll Colonize Portugal. I'll even colonize Iceland, Denmark, Norway, Sweden and Finland.

    Indonesia: I'll Colonize the Netherlands.

    Thailand: I'll Colonize Belgium and Luxembourg.

    Bedrockium: I'll Colonize Germany, Switzerland, Austria and Italy, I'll also colonize Ukraine, Greece, Turkiye, Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Kuwait, Jordan, Yemen and Oman.

    India: I'll colonize the Balkans, that including Yugoslavia, Transylvania, Romania, Albania and Bulgaria.

    Siberia: I'll Colonize Russia, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia and Belarus.

    Mexico: I'll need help Colonizing Spain.

    Argentina: Count me in, Mexico, you're the leader by the way.

    Peru: Count me in also.

    Colombia: Yeah, Me too.

    Venezuela: I also want in.

    Mexico: Control your inflation first.

    Venezuela: I can give you oil.

    Mexico: Fine, but only for the oil, that it.

    Venezuela: Okay.

    USA: But that leaves Poland, Czechia, Slovakia and Hungary.

    China: I don't want to do it.

    USA: China...

    China: Fine, I'll Colonize them.

    After everyone colonizes Europe and Middle East.

    Siberia: I hope the Colonizing revived them.

    Siberian Russia: Wait, where am I?

    Bedrockiunese Ukraine: Russia!! I'll kill you!

    Bedrockium: No, you won't, Ukraine, You're a colony.

    Bedrockiunese Germany: Wait a minute, I have my 1936 borders.

    Chinese Poland: Yeah, So do I.

    Chinese Czechoslovakia: Slovakia, Break off of me.

    Chinese Czechia: That's better.

    Chinese Slovakia: yeah, It is.

    Chinese Poland: Does this mean I'm gonna learn Chinese?

    China: No, Poland, You will speak Polish and I've got the USA to help me.

    USA: That's right, I can use my Polish Population as teachers. what do you know, I've got Czech speakers too. I'll use them as Czech Teachers.

    China: You got Hungarian Speakers too? I need Hungarian teachers in Chinese Hungary.

    USA: Yes, in fact, I do. I got some in Ohio. I'll use them as Hungarian Teachers.

    Bedrockium: What about the German, Swiss and Italian speakers?

    USA: Why do I have to use my population for teachers?

    Bedrockium: Because, China had no Polish speakers, no Czech Speakers, nor Hungarian Speakers. I don't have German speakers, Swiss Speakers nor Italian Speakers, And I need Saudi Arabia for Arab Speakers.

    Later, After everyone gives the proper speakers to the proper countries.

    Bedrockium: it's 2027.

    Bedrockiunese Germany: Time to recreate my reich.

    Bedrockiunese Nazi Germany: Okay, Bedrockiunese Austria. Anschluss time.

    Bedrockiunese Austria: No, Please no.

    Canadian France: Nazi Germany, You're sill a colony.

    Bedrockiunese Nazi Germany: I don't care, Austria, Be anschlussed or else.

    Bedrockiunese Austria: Okay, Fine. [ Gets Anschlussed ]

    Bedrockiunese Nazi Germany: Okay, Chinese Czechoslovakia, give sudetenland.

    China: Hands off my colony!

    Bedrockiunese Nazi Germany: Or what? you gonna declare war on me?

    China: I'll get Bedrockium to teach you a lesson.

    USA: We still got the UN Security Council. It's in my area.

    Later in the UNSC

    Bedrockium: USA, India, China, Siberia, Brazil, Bedrockium, Mexico, Canada, Thailand, Japan, Vietnam, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Kazakhstan, Indonesia, South Korea and Australia. Okay, now we got 17. like we did last time when Europe was independent, but Europe is not independent anymore BECAUSE OF THE FREAKING NUCLEAR DISASTER!!

    China: I still miss Russia. Hope he gets independent.

    USA: Okay

    [ USA Does a vote to see if they should go against Bedrockium's Colony of Nazi Germany ]

    Everyone Except Bedrockium and Iran says yes. Bedrockium abstains while Iran says No.

    Bedrockium: That's Funny, I took China's place on Abstaining. And Iran took Russia's place on saying no.

    China: your Colony, Nazi Germany, was about to attack my Colony, Czechia!

    Indonesia: I'm afraid Nazi Germany might take my Colony in Europe too!

    [ Meanwhile ]

    Bedrockiunese Nazi Germany: [ Attacks Chinese Czechia and Chinese Poland ]

    [ Back at the UNSC ]

    [ Screen shows "Warning! Bedrockiunese Colony of Nazi Germany Attacked Chinese Colonies of Czechia and Poland!" ]

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