Ostland is an European: Scandinavian parlamentary republic.Its economy is based on a capitalist system.
Ostland is a very rich and developed ball. It has a very high Human Development Index. He is a lover of Technology, Environmentalism and luxurious life.
Ostland is a very calm and pacifist ball. His lifestyle is very luxurious and he likes to collect cars, manage companies and have the latest iPhone of the moment, for example. However, he is humble and likes charity too, he is one of the balls that have best received the Refugees of the EU. Another stupid taste of Ostland is making towns and Planificated cities.
- Estoniaball: My Best Friend. I helped he expel the Nazis from their territory, we always make economic treaties and alliances.
- Norgaball: Brother. You didn't want to come to the EU with me.
- Haykslandball: Dear Friend of the Caucasus. If you want to progress further and get out of
Extreme Poverty andEconomic recession you must let them help you. You know that I will always support Artsakh.
- Denmark: Nordic Brother. He is my business partner and a great friend.
- Tysklandball: Cousin. I love you so much cousin, you are very special to everyone but please don't be Nazi again!
- EUball: Stepdad. My spiritual and political guide.
- Serbienball: Balcanic
and Poorfriend. When I accepted Kosovo's independence, he got mad at me, and that's why we don't talk so much anymore. I miss you Serbia.
- Brazil: Distant Friends. They don't talk much. Brazil is a military ally of Ostland but they have not agreed to cooperate.
- Ukraina: Friend.
Bicolor Armenia. My poor and corrupt friend, you need escape from Russia, you need be democratic. You're very cool but, you can be better.
Illegitimate child. You are pretty weird but you seem nice to me.
- Russlandball: Why can't you be democratic? Everything is wrong with you. But you are fun and your bad manners are funny.
- Azeirbaijanball: Armenian hater! You're dangerous and i dont care you but, I'm afraid that you will try to attack my friend Armenia.
- Artsajball: You're my nephew, because Armenia is like my brother but, you have Kebab and i dont like it. Wherever i love you little godson.
- Palestine: Okay, You and I don't talk much, but you're still nice. You are Arab Israel.
- Chinaball: Satanic Commie. WTF is wrong with you? Virus maker, Human Rigths violator, you're so weird. DOWN THIS FAKE CHINA! TAIWAN IS THE REAR CHINA!
- Fake Persia: I know that the USA was bad with you and that they used you but, we are not all bad. If you just stopped chasing Christian and were less weird and hateful, we could be drinking coffee in peace as friends.