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    Quick author's note: The racism is 100% satire bro dw.
    Please also note that this page is NOT a joke article. I am uncreative with names so please don't delete this because you think it is a shitpost, because it is not. Deletion of the page will be mildly frowned upon.

    Poopistanball
    ALL PRAISE THE MIGHTY SPOON!
    GovernmentDemocracy
    PersonalityCares about allies more than about himself
    Language(s) English
    Poopistani English
    German
    Russian
    File:South Ossetia-icon.png Ossetian
    Type Poopi/File:Antarctica-icon.png Antarctic
    Capital Novoburgtangle
    Affiliation UNball
    EAball
    SOCball
    IUball
    CAball
    File:South Ossetia-icon.png South Ossetiaball
    File:Iran-icon.png Iranball
    Russiaball
    Slimlimlandball
    Smaragdine Empireball
    Libriaball
    Religion(s) None
    Relations and opinions
    FriendsFile:South Ossetia-icon.png Dad!
    File:Iran-icon.png Grandpa!
    Other Grandpa!
    Uncle!
    File:Pashtunistan-icon.png Cousins!
    Also family but idk what kind
    Brother!
    Best colony you could ask for :)
    Best friend! (also brother)
    YAY MATHIEU
    Friend/Colony.
    Nice dude!
    BASED
    I'm glad we finally went back to friend.
    Also friend!
    POOOOOOOOOP
    SEX
    SWAGGGGGGGG
    Friend friend friend!
    File:South Africa-icon.pngFile:Lesotho-icon.png SOC can into Africa!
    File:Dagestan-icon.png Other friends from Caucasus!
    Dad best friend!
    Friend I guess
    File:Transnistria-icon.png One day you will of into UN!
    FREE RHINELAND
    Funny beer man!
    File:Netherlands-icon.png Funny weed man!
    TAKE ME BACK THERE PLSPLSPLS
    File:East Germany-icon.png BEST GERMANY Guy I got my anthem from! (He's dead now I think :frowning:)
    Enemies KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING WHORE
    FUCK OFF FAKE COUNTRY
    FAKE COMMIE ME
    WHORE
    KYS P*SSER
    BITCH STOP KILLING File:South Ossetia-icon.png DAD (sometimes)
    FUCK YOU
    FUCK YOU YOU IS File:Iran-icon.png IRAN AND YOU ALWAYS WILL BE
    File:Pakistan-icon.pngFile:Bangladesh-icon.png BITCH JUST ACCEPT IT YOU LOST LAND STOP TRYING TO INVADE
    EW INCEST
    FUCK OFF STUPID NAZIS REMOVE AFD REMOVE NPD REMOVE III. WEG
    You're irrelevant anyway but why let nazis into your parliament?
    File:Hungary-icon.png Bro why homophobe?
    FUCK OFF FAKE AFGHAN STOP KILLING MY COUSIN U TERRORIST PIECE OF SHIT
    EW STOP RAPING PEOPLE U FUCKING WEIRDO
    LikesMoney
    Land
    Relevance
    Dislikes America
    Foreign invasions
    Losing land
    Bitciness
    this bitch
    Historical information
    PredecessorFile:South Ossetia-icon.png South Ossetiaball
    Population
    Is of importants
    Can into space?Yes.
    Börkpipi kaka
    FoodWhatever File:South Ossetia-icon.png dad eats
    Notes
    Don't you fucking dare mark this as shitpost.

    Poopistanball, officially the Republic of I like Poopistanball, is an island nation in the Southern Ocean. He is a former colony of File:South Ossetia-icon.png South Ossetiaball.

    History

    In late 2019, a bunch of File:South Ossetia-icon.png Ossetian settlers on their way to File:Antarctica-icon.png Antarctica accidentally discovered an archipelago in the Southern Ocean. The people on the islands were very underdeveloped, even described to "still use sticks and stones" and "get scared when they saw our modern technology". The File:South Ossetia-icon.png settlers travelled through the natives' territory, eventually starting their own settlements. As the settlements grew, the File:South Ossetia-icon.png settlers needed more space to live, so they slowly took land from the natives. On June 12th, 2020, the settlement officially declared independence as the Republic of I like Poopistanball, which was recognized by File:South Ossetia-icon.png South Ossetiaball.
    Poopistanball quickly grew and became more and more developed.
    Because the Poopistani Islands are so diverse, there has been no shortage of separatism and civil wars all throughout the history of Poopistanball.
    After the founding of EAball, Libriaball and Poopistanball formed a union which still lives on to this day.
    Poopistanball is one of the only countries which still has an expanding colonial empire today.
    In 2071, Setosiaball was admitted into Poopistanball after years of protest and war. Although the referendum was recognized by the government of Village 5ball, which had previously owned the land, their government, which was quickly devolving into an authoritarian dictatorship, still continued committing genocide against ethnic Setosians even after the land was transfered to Poopistanball. After this, Poopistanball declared war on Village 5ball and their government was overthrown and replaced with a new, democratic government in a coup d'etat.
    In 2094, USAball invaded Poopistanball. After a few days of fighting, the US Occupation of Poopistanrawr was founded. This was quickly reverted as the Poopistani people overthrew the puppet government and reenstated the previous one.
    In late 2106, Poopistanball declared war on the Democratic People's Republic of Poopistanball. After a few weeks, most Poopistani troops withdrew from DPRP territory, however some are still stationed in the surrounding countries that support Poopistanball. In early 2107, there was a referendum in the regions of Uëßersetohsaball and West Setosiaball in Village 5ball on joining Poopistanball as a part of Setosiaball. Both regions voted to join, but the local Village 5 Native populations revolted against this. As of March 19th, 2107, the governments of both countries have tried to fight the protesters with their militaries several times, but none of the attempts were successful.
    In 2107, USAball tried to invade Poopistanball again, but was quickly kicked out of the capital again.
    On April 4th, 2107, Unionist Party of Poopistanball occupied a large part of Poopistan, with the eastern parts being united as the Federal Socialist People's Republic of Cisyinminball. The conflict lasted about a day and on April 6th, 2107, Cisyinmin officially rejoined Poopistan. On June 9th, 2107, the regions of Uëßersetohsaball and West Setosiaball officially joined Poopistanball as part of the Autonomy of Setosiaball. In December of 2107, Poopistanball redrew his borders to end several internal conflicts.

    Relationships

    Friends/Freunde

    Neutral

    • Donetsk People's Republicball - Family but bro why shoot down plane?
    • Bavariaball - Too relevant.
    • Bremenball - I don't really give a shit about you but please remove the stupid nazis from your parliament.
    • File:Kalmykia-icon.png Kalmykiaball - He insists on being neutral so we sadly can't be allies.
    • Chinaball - I like money but I also like human rights (except for Northern Villagers, they don't deserve any rights).

    Enemies/Feinde

    • Padliaball - MY NUMBER 1 ENEMY. YOU ARE THE WORST GO FUCKING DIE AND STOP CLAIMING MY LAND. OH WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? CRY TO AMERICA? GUESS WHAT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. Yeah I just don't really like her.
    • Nedr Repuskaball - FAKE CLAY FUCK OFF YOU WILL NEVER BE INDEPENDENT
    • DPRPball - FAKE POOPISTAN GO DIE
    • Jizz Empireball - FUCK YOU STUPID WHORE
    • USAball - YOU EVIL W*STOID PIECE OF SHIT. I HOPE MY File:Iran-icon.png GRANDPAS BOTH NUKE YOU. I HOPE YOUR STUPID FUCKING ALLIANCE BREAKS UP AFTER 5O YEARS OF WAR. I HOPE YOUR PEOPLE ALL MOVE TO CANADA SO YOU FINALLY GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE. YOU SUCK. FUCKER TRY TO OCCUPY ME AGAIN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. FUCKING TRY IT PUSSY. I KNOW YOU'RE PLANNING TO ANYWAY. AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT ATTACKING MY File:Iran-icon.png FAMILY OR I'M GONNA NUKE YOU AND YOUR DAD SO HARD YOU'RE GONNA FORGET WHAT NORMAL TREES LOOK LIKE. POOPISTAN WILL NEVER BE LOST, NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY. FUCK YOU.
    • US Occupation of Poopistanrawr - Lol get owned kid
    • UKball - Let us commence fourth…BRI'ISH?! :(
    • NATOball - ALLIANCE OF STUPID W*STOIDS (and some File:Iceland-icon.pngFile:Estonia-icon.pngFile:Latvia-icon.pngFile:Lithuania-icon.png actual cool guys)
    • Vladimir Putin - FUCK YOU STUPID COMMIE YOU RUIN UKRAINE RUIN RUSSIA POOPISTAN File:South Ossetia-icon.png OSSETIA RUIN ALL. NOW EVERYONE THINKS I SUPPORT YOU JUST BECAUSE YOU RUINED GRANDPA FUCK YOU. СЛАВА УКРАЇНІ! ГЕРОЯМ СЛАВА!
    • Saarlandball - STOP FUCKING YOUR SISTER WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU WANNABE GERMAN
    • Saxonyball & Thuringiaball - NAZI PIECES OF SHIT REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE AFD REMOVE NPD REMOVE III WEG REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE
    • File:Ingushetia-icon.png Ingushetiaball - LEAVE UNCLE AND FRIEND ALONE YOU CUNT
    • Azerbaijanball (sometimes) & South Azerbaijanball - ARTSAKH IS ARMENIA! SOUTH AZERBAIJAN IS File:Iran-icon.png IRAN!
    • File:Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball - FUCK OFF CLAY STEALER (only the government ofc, File:Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanis some of the nicest people I know :D)
    • File:Bangladesh-icon.png LEAVE MY ALLIES ALONE BITCH
    • Islamic Emirate of Afghanistanball (Talibanball) - YOU KILLED MY COUSIN YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HOPE File:Pakistan-icon.png PAKISTAN BETRAYS YOU
    • Pitcairn Islandsball - EW RAPIST
    • Taiwanball - MEAT WATCHING? MORE LIKE FBI WATCHING YOU HEURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURU GET SUMMON FOR FBI
    • File:Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball - YOUR SECRET OF MEMES

    States, Territories, and Colonies

    States/Bundesländer

    • PP-BG Block Gridball
      • PP-BG-SO exclave lol Edakiyaball (Southern Block Gridball)
      • PP-OT-TI Tomodachi Life Islandball
        • SW-TI Swaggian Military Zoneball ( "Swagzoneball")
    • PP-CV Central Villageball
      • ALSV Southern Villageball
      • PP-OT-SM Space Gameball
    • PP-CG Middle East but Poopistan Cube Galleryball
      • PP-OT-NA New Apartment Buildingball (Lower Mīkdo people)
    • PP-DV Deliveryball
    • PP-DP Dumpsterball
      • PP-DVDP-RS Redstoneball
    • PP-EV End Villageball (officially End Village Autonomous Regionball)
      • PP-OT-PP PPball
    • PP-FA FaciNaff Alleyball (protected by Naffaiyaball)
      • PP-FA-WY Welyiminiaball (Southern FaciNaff Alleyball)
    • PP-FM Farmsball
    • PP-FS Flag Streetball
      • PP-OT-SM Space Gameball
      • PP-OT-SR Specimen RoomFROM AMOGUS!!!ball
    • PP-GT Gateball
    • PP-HB Hubball
      • PP-HB-CE Caveball
      • PP-TC-MK Marketplaceball
      • PP-TC-DP Old Dumpsterball
      • PP-HB-PC Pyramid-Cave Unionball
    • PP-MP Memorial Parkbrick
      • PP-OT-GC Grand Cockball
      • ALSP Southern Memorial Parkbrick
      • PP-OT-SM Space Gameball
      • PP-OT-SR REFORMIST EMPIRE Specimen Roomball
    • PP-MS Military Shipball (End City)
      • PP-MS-CF Chorus Fenceball
    • PP-MN The Minesball
      • PP-OT-SM Space Gameball
    • PP-NM Nether Museumball
    • PP-NE Northern Emeraldiaball ("NEDball") (officially Northern Emeraldia Autonomous Regionball)
    • PP-NH Commi- I mean Social Democrat. I think you'll really like WF. Nether Shipball :confounded: (End City)
    • PP-NT New Tskhinvaliball (officialy the Territorial Collectivity of New Tskhinvaliball)
    • PP-NV Nedariyaball (officially Nedariya Autonomous Regionball)
    • PP-OV McDonald's State Ovary Outer Villageball
      • PP-OV-SE Administration of Poopi-Setosiaball ("SEPPball"/"Seppball")
    • PP-OS Oversimplified Townball (End City)
    • PP-OC File:South Ossetia-icon.png Dad Overworld Cityball (End City)
    • PP-PK Parkball (protected by Naffaiyaball)
    • PP-PA Pixel Artcube (protected by Naffaiyaball)
      • PP-TC-MK Marketplaceball
      • PP-PA-SR Slime Rancher Alleyball
    • PP-BG-PD Pyramidsball
      • PP-OT-TI Tomodachi Life Islandball
        • SW-TI Swaggian Military Zoneball ( "Swagzoneball")
    • PP-RR Rich Roadball
      • PP-HB-CE Caveball
      • PP-HB-PC Pyramid-Cave Unionball
    • PP-SE Setosiaball (officially Autonomy of Setosiaball)
      • PP-SE-ES East Setosiaball
        • PP-SE-PP SEPP MY BELOVED Administration of Poopi-Setosiaball ("SEPPball"/"Seppball")
      • PP-SE-UE Uëßersetohsaball
      • PP-SE-WS Republic of West Setosiaball
    • PP-SI Slime Islandball (officially the Territorial Collectivity of Slime Islandball)
    • PP-SG Smaragdynball (officially Republic of Ceilingball Smaragdine Empireball)
      • PP-SG-CS Citta da Sma'ragdꜿaball
      • PP-SG-KE Kentaa Smaragdynball
      • PP-SG-NE Ned'aꜿa Smaragdynball ("Neskaball"/"Neꜿaball")
      • PP-SG-NO Norta Smaragdynball
      • PP-SG-SU Souta Smaragdynball
      • PP-SG-VT Veȼa Smaragdynball (formerly Sma'ragdꜿa Padlihaball)
    • PP-SP Spaceball
      • PP-OT-TI Tomodachi Life Islandball
        • SW-TI Swaggian Military Zoneball ( "Swagzoneball")
    • PP-SC Sunken Cityball (End City)
    • PP-TF Terracotta Fieldssquare
    • PP-TC Town Centerball
      • PP-TC-MK Marketplaceball
      • PP-TC-NC Novoburgtangle
      • PP-TC-DP Old Dumpsterball
    • PP-YG Yiminogradball

    Stateless Land/Restterritorien

    • PP-OT-EZ Exclusion Zoneball
      • PP-OT-AC Amogus Testing Centerball
      • PP-OT-LB Laboratoryball
      • PP-OT-NE Nether Exclavesball
      • PP-OT-NR Northern Villageball
      • PP-OT-PP PPball
      • PP-OT-PH PP-H Unionball
    • PP-OT-FD Floppy Dickball
      • PP-OT-WF GLORIOUS COMMIE EMPIRE OF POOPISTAN "WTF DIS?" Signball
    • PP-OT-NL North Statelessball
      • PP-OT-CA Countryball Alleyball
      • PP-OT-NE Nether Exclavesball
      • PP-OT-WS Water Slideball
    • PP-OT-SL South Statelessball/Qeligradball
      • Cōqeli people
      • Krüppel people
      • PP-OT-NA New Apartment Buildingball (Lower Mīkdo people)
      • Upper Mīkdo people
    • PP-OT-UL Uselessball
      • PP-OT-TI Tomodachi Life Islandball
        • SW-TI Swaggian Military Zoneball ( "Swagzoneball")
    • PP-OT-VG Vaginaball

    Nether

    • PP-OT-N-BT Boat Tracksquare
    • PP-OT-N-HB Nether Hubbal
    • PP-OT-N-NV New Nether Villageball
    • PP-OT-N-PT Portalsball

    New Rhodesia End

    • PP-OT-E-HB End Hubball
    • PP-MS Military Shipball
      • PP-MS-CF Chorus Fenceball
    • PP-NH That girl that simps over me (and EV) Nether Shipball
    • PP-OS Oversimplified Townball
    • PP-OC File:South Ossetia-icon.png Overworld Cityball
    • PP-OT-E-SH Slime Shipball
    • PP-OT-E-ST Space Stationball
    • PP-SC Sunken Cityball

    Countries I stole land from that "gave" me some of their land

    Poopi Space Empire Space Colonies

    • Actaeaball
    • Ceresball
    • Dioneball
    • Elaraball
    • Hyperionball
    • Phobosball
    • Psycheball
    • Rheaball
    • Salaciaball
    • Varunaball

    Cheap Labour Ethnic Groups

    • Iranian people:
    • Eastern Poopistani people:
      • Qeli people:
        • Cōqeli
        • Krüppel (Siqqeli)
      • Mīkdo people:
        • Lower Mīkdo
        • Upper Mīkdo
      • Southeastern people:
        • Padlian wait no they're Kartvelian aren't they
        • Smaragdine

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    |Юball]]

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