Quick author's note: The racism is 100% satire bro dw.
Please also note that this page is NOT a joke article. I am uncreative with names so please don't delete this because you think it is a shitpost, because it is not. Deletion of the page will be mildly frowned upon.
Poopistanball | |
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Government | Democracy |
Personality | Cares about allies more than about himself |
Language(s) | English Poopistani English German Russian File:South Ossetia-icon.png Ossetian |
Type | Poopi/File:Antarctica-icon.png Antarctic |
Capital | Novoburgtangle |
Affiliation | UNball EAball SOCball IUball CAball File:South Ossetia-icon.png South Ossetiaball File:Iran-icon.png Iranball Russiaball Slimlimlandball Smaragdine Empireball Libriaball |
Religion(s) | None |
Relations and opinions | |
Friends | File:South Ossetia-icon.png Dad! File:Iran-icon.png Grandpa! Other Grandpa! Uncle! File:Pashtunistan-icon.png Cousins! Also family but idk what kind Brother! Best colony you could ask for :) Best friend! (also brother) YAY MATHIEU Friend/Colony. Nice dude! BASED I'm glad we finally went back to friend. Also friend! POOOOOOOOOP SEX SWAGGGGGGGG Friend friend friend! File:South Africa-icon.pngFile:Lesotho-icon.png SOC can into Africa! File:Dagestan-icon.png Other friends from Caucasus! Dad best friend! Friend I guess File:Transnistria-icon.png One day you will of into UN! FREE RHINELAND Funny beer man! File:Netherlands-icon.png Funny weed man! TAKE ME BACK THERE PLSPLSPLS File:East Germany-icon.png |
Enemies | KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING WHORE FUCK OFF FAKE COUNTRY FAKE COMMIE ME WHORE KYS P*SSER BITCH STOP KILLING File:South Ossetia-icon.png DAD (sometimes) FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU IS File:Iran-icon.png IRAN AND YOU ALWAYS WILL BE File:Pakistan-icon.pngFile:Bangladesh-icon.png BITCH JUST ACCEPT IT YOU LOST LAND STOP TRYING TO INVADE EW INCEST FUCK OFF STUPID NAZIS REMOVE AFD REMOVE NPD REMOVE III. WEG You're irrelevant anyway but why let nazis into your parliament? File:Hungary-icon.png Bro why homophobe? FUCK OFF FAKE AFGHAN STOP KILLING MY COUSIN U TERRORIST PIECE OF SHIT EW STOP RAPING PEOPLE U FUCKING WEIRDO |
Likes | Money Land Relevance |
Dislikes | America Foreign invasions Losing land Bitciness this bitch |
Historical information | |
Predecessor | File:South Ossetia-icon.png South Ossetiaball |
Population | |
Is of importants | |
Can into space? | Yes. |
Börk | pipi kaka |
Food | Whatever File:South Ossetia-icon.png dad eats |
Notes | |
Don't you fucking dare mark this as shitpost. |
Poopistanball, officially the Republic of I like Poopistanball, is an island nation in the Southern Ocean. He is a former colony of File:South Ossetia-icon.png South Ossetiaball.
History
In late 2019, a bunch of File:South Ossetia-icon.png Ossetian settlers on their way to File:Antarctica-icon.png Antarctica accidentally discovered an archipelago in the Southern Ocean. The people on the islands were very underdeveloped, even described to "still use sticks and stones" and "get scared when they saw our modern technology". The File:South Ossetia-icon.png settlers travelled through the natives' territory, eventually starting their own settlements. As the settlements grew, the File:South Ossetia-icon.png settlers needed more space to live, so they slowly took land from the natives. On June 12th, 2020, the settlement officially declared independence as the Republic of I like Poopistanball, which was recognized by File:South Ossetia-icon.png South Ossetiaball.
Poopistanball quickly grew and became more and more developed.
Because the Poopistani Islands are so diverse, there has been no shortage of separatism and civil wars all throughout the history of Poopistanball.
After the founding of EAball, Libriaball and Poopistanball formed a union which still lives on to this day.
Poopistanball is one of the only countries which still has an expanding colonial empire today.
In 2071, Setosiaball was admitted into Poopistanball after years of protest and war. Although the referendum was recognized by the government of Village 5ball, which had previously owned the land, their government, which was quickly devolving into an authoritarian dictatorship, still continued committing genocide against ethnic Setosians even after the land was transfered to Poopistanball. After this, Poopistanball declared war on Village 5ball and their government was overthrown and replaced with a new, democratic government in a coup d'etat.
In 2094, USAball invaded Poopistanball. After a few days of fighting, the US Occupation of Poopistanrawr was founded. This was quickly reverted as the Poopistani people overthrew the puppet government and reenstated the previous one.
In late 2106, Poopistanball declared war on the Democratic People's Republic of Poopistanball. After a few weeks, most Poopistani troops withdrew from DPRP territory, however some are still stationed in the surrounding countries that support Poopistanball.
In early 2107, there was a referendum in the regions of Uëßersetohsaball and West Setosiaball in Village 5ball on joining Poopistanball as a part of Setosiaball. Both regions voted to join, but the local Village 5 Native populations revolted against this. As of March 19th, 2107, the governments of both countries have tried to fight the protesters with their militaries several times, but none of the attempts were successful.
In 2107, USAball tried to invade Poopistanball again, but was quickly kicked out of the capital again.
On April 4th, 2107, Unionist Party of Poopistanball occupied a large part of Poopistan, with the eastern parts being united as the Federal Socialist People's Republic of Cisyinminball. The conflict lasted about a day and on April 6th, 2107, Cisyinmin officially rejoined Poopistan.
On June 9th, 2107, the regions of Uëßersetohsaball and West Setosiaball officially joined Poopistanball as part of the Autonomy of Setosiaball.
In December of 2107, Poopistanball redrew his borders to end several internal conflicts.
Relationships
Friends/Freunde
- ( Slimlimland) slim-lim - My brother/pet
- Smaragdine Empireball -
Ceiling!Favourite childMy colony! - File:South Ossetia-icon.pngFile:Iran-icon.pngFile:Pashtunistan-icon.png - Family!
- Donetsk People's Republicball & Lugansk People's Republicball - Family (I think)
- Naffaiyaball - My best friend/brother!
- Mathieu Empireball - MATHIEUUUUUUUUU
- Libriaball - My friend but I also own him.
- Ladderlandball - Nice dude!
- Khaganate of Turanball - W COUNTRY
- File:Norway-icon.png - Neighbours!
- Swaggiaball - SWAGSWAGSWAG
- - More friends!
- Poop Townball - My counterpart! (kinda)
- Cocc Villageball & Savanna Villageball - More poopypoop74 friends!
- Kingslandball & New Poop Townball - """""Colonies""""" from poopypoop74.
- Great Kingdom of Sexistanball - SEXXXXXXXX
- - Pixelplace allies!
- Libyan Arab Jamahiriyaball -
GREEN LIBYA REAL LIBYA ALLAHU AKBARFunny green man. - New Libyaball - Green Man son!
- File:South Africa-icon.png South Africaball - Most relevant African friend (besides Green Man).
- Transkeiball & File:Lesotho-icon.png Lesothoball - Other African friends.
- File:Dagestan-icon.png - Even more friends!
- File:Kabardino-Balkaria-icon.png Kabardino-Balkariaball - ЦХИНВАЛ – ЭТО НАША ЗЕМЛЯ, ЦХИНВАЛ, ЗАЩИТИМ МЫ ТЕБЯ, ЦХИНВАЛ, ЗНАЙ, МЫ НЕ ОТДАДИМ НИ МЕТРА ЗЕМЛИ ОСЕТИИ.
- Georgiaball - We're actually friends now (because I threatened him into alliance but that's besides the point)
- Novorossiyaball - YOU NEVER FAILED! СЛАВА НОВОРОССИИ!
- File:Transnistria-icon.png - Small but still friends!
- File:Northern Cyprus-icon.png Northern Cyprusball - NORTH CYPRUS IS File:Turkey-icon.png TURKISH NOT File:Cyprus-icon.png STUPID WANNABE GREEK
- Rhine Republicball ( Rhineland-Palatinateball) - My president is from here, I heard they have really good wine.
- File:Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourg Protectorateball (Luxembourgball) - Sorry almost forgot you're not a part of Rhineland.
- Germanyball - BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
- File:Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball - My president says he loves this place!
- Czechiaball - PLEASE LEMME GO AGAIN PLSPLSPLS I NEED TO CONSUME THE BORGER.
- File:Brazil-icon.png Brazilball - Based.
- Serbiaball - Also based.
Neutral
- Donetsk People's Republicball - Family but bro why shoot down plane?
- Bavariaball - Too relevant.
- Bremenball - I don't really give a shit about you but please remove the stupid nazis from your parliament.
- File:Kalmykia-icon.png Kalmykiaball - He insists on being neutral so we sadly can't be allies.
- Chinaball - I like money but I also like human rights
(except for Northern Villagers, they don't deserve any rights).
Enemies/Feinde
- Padliaball -
MY NUMBER 1 ENEMY. YOU ARE THE WORST GO FUCKING DIE AND STOP CLAIMING MY LAND. OH WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? CRY TO AMERICA? GUESS WHAT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.Yeah I just don't really like her. - Nedr Repuskaball - FAKE CLAY FUCK OFF YOU WILL NEVER BE INDEPENDENT
- DPRPball - FAKE POOPISTAN GO DIE
- Jizz Empireball - FUCK YOU STUPID WHORE
- USAball - YOU EVIL W*STOID PIECE OF SHIT. I HOPE MY File:Iran-icon.png GRANDPAS BOTH NUKE YOU. I HOPE YOUR STUPID FUCKING ALLIANCE BREAKS UP AFTER 5O YEARS OF WAR. I HOPE YOUR PEOPLE ALL MOVE TO CANADA SO YOU FINALLY GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE. YOU SUCK. FUCKER TRY TO OCCUPY ME AGAIN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. FUCKING TRY IT PUSSY. I KNOW YOU'RE PLANNING TO ANYWAY. AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT ATTACKING MY File:Iran-icon.png FAMILY OR I'M GONNA NUKE YOU AND YOUR DAD SO HARD YOU'RE GONNA FORGET WHAT NORMAL TREES LOOK LIKE. POOPISTAN WILL NEVER BE LOST, NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY. FUCK YOU.
- US Occupation of Poopistanrawr - Lol get owned kid
- UKball - Let us commence fourth…BRI'ISH?! :(
- NATOball - ALLIANCE OF STUPID W*STOIDS (and some File:Iceland-icon.pngFile:Estonia-icon.pngFile:Latvia-icon.pngFile:Lithuania-icon.png actual cool guys)
- Vladimir Putin - FUCK YOU STUPID COMMIE YOU RUIN UKRAINE RUIN RUSSIA POOPISTAN File:South Ossetia-icon.png OSSETIA RUIN ALL. NOW EVERYONE THINKS I SUPPORT YOU JUST BECAUSE YOU RUINED GRANDPA FUCK YOU. СЛАВА УКРАЇНІ! ГЕРОЯМ СЛАВА!
- Saarlandball - STOP FUCKING YOUR SISTER WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
WANNABE GERMAN - Saxonyball & Thuringiaball - NAZI PIECES OF SHIT REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE AFD REMOVE NPD REMOVE III WEG REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE
- File:Ingushetia-icon.png Ingushetiaball - LEAVE UNCLE AND FRIEND ALONE YOU CUNT
- Azerbaijanball (sometimes) & South Azerbaijanball - ARTSAKH IS ARMENIA! SOUTH AZERBAIJAN IS File:Iran-icon.png IRAN!
- File:Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball - FUCK OFF CLAY STEALER (only the government ofc, File:Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanis some of the nicest people I know :D)
- File:Bangladesh-icon.png LEAVE MY ALLIES ALONE BITCH
- Islamic Emirate of Afghanistanball (Talibanball) - YOU KILLED MY COUSIN YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HOPE File:Pakistan-icon.png PAKISTAN BETRAYS YOU
- Pitcairn Islandsball - EW RAPIST
- Taiwanball - MEAT WATCHING? MORE LIKE FBI WATCHING YOU HEURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURU GET SUMMON FOR FBI
- File:Bulgaria-icon.png Bulgariaball - YOUR SECRET OF MEMES
States, Territories, and Colonies
States/Bundesländer
- PP-BG Block Gridball
- PP-CV Central Villageball
- PP-CG
Middle East but PoopistanCube Galleryball - PP-DV Deliveryball
- PP-DP Dumpsterball
- PP-EV End Villageball (officially End Village Autonomous Regionball)
- PP-FA FaciNaff Alleyball (protected by Naffaiyaball)
- PP-FM Farmsball
- PP-FM-GQ File:Equatorial Guinea-icon.png Equatorial Guineaball
- PP-FS Flag Streetball
- PP-GT Gateball
- PP-HB Hubball
- PP-MP Memorial Parkbrick
- PP-MS Military Shipball (End City)
- PP-MN
TheMinesball - PP-NM Nether Museumball
- PP-NE Northern Emeraldiaball ("NEDball") (officially Northern Emeraldia Autonomous Regionball)
- PP-NH
Commi- I mean Social Democrat. I think you'll really like WF.Nether Shipball:confounded:(End City) - PP-NT New Tskhinvaliball (officialy the Territorial Collectivity of New Tskhinvaliball)
- PP-NV Nedariyaball (officially Nedariya Autonomous Regionball)
- PP-OV
McDonald's StateOvaryOuter Villageball - PP-OS Oversimplified Townball (End City)
- PP-OC File:South Ossetia-icon.png
DadOverworld Cityball (End City) - PP-PK Parkball (protected by Naffaiyaball)
- PP-PA Pixel Artcube (protected by Naffaiyaball)
- PP-
BG-PD Pyramidsball - PP-RR Rich Roadball
- PP-SE Setosiaball (officially Autonomy of Setosiaball)
- PP-SI Slime Islandball (officially the Territorial Collectivity of Slime Islandball)
- PP-SG Smaragdynball (officially
Republic of CeilingballSmaragdine Empireball) - PP-SP Spaceball
- PP-SC Sunken Cityball (End City)
- PP-TF Terracotta Fieldssquare
- PP-TC Town Centerball
- PP-YG Yiminogradball
Stateless Land/Restterritorien
- PP-OT-EZ Exclusion Zoneball
- PP-OT-FD Floppy Dickball
- PP-OT-NL North Statelessball
- PP-OT-SL South Statelessball/Qeligradball
- PP-OT-UL Uselessball
- PP-OT-VG Vaginaball
Nether
- PP-OT-N-BT Boat Tracksquare
- PP-OT-N-HB Nether Hubbal
- PP-OT-N-NV New Nether Villageball
- PP-OT-N-PT Portalsball
New Rhodesia End
- PP-OT-E-HB End Hubball
- PP-MS Military Shipball
- PP-NH
That girl that simps over me (and EV)Nether Shipball - PP-OS Oversimplified Townball
- PP-OC File:South Ossetia-icon.png Overworld Cityball
- PP-OT-E-SH Slime Shipball
- PP-OT-E-ST Space Stationball
- PP-SC Sunken Cityball
Countries I stole land from that "gave" me some of their land
- Random Islandball - Dominion of Poopa Novaball & Nova Smaragdynball
- USAball/ USMOIball () - Federation of Howland, Baker, and Jarvisball
- Great Kingdom of Sexistanball
- Libriaball - Jalandball, Neinslandball & Novyy Poopistanball
- File:Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgball - File:Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourg Protectorateball
- Meine Welt Von Maximilianball ("MWVMball")
("Sepp 2") - File:Brazil-icon.png Brazilball & File:Uruguay-icon.png Uruguayball - Poopi-Brazilball
- Russiaball ( Buryatiaball) - Poopi-Buryatiaball (thanks Made-Up for that one) & Franz Josef Landball
- Black Sea - Poopi-Caucasusball
- Chinaball - Poopi-Chinaball
- Franceball ( Corsicaball) - Poopi-Corsicaball
- File:Cuba-icon.png Cubaball - Poopi-Cubaball
- Guyanaball, Surinameball & Franceball ( French Guianaball) - Poopi-Guianaball
- USAball ( Hawaiiball) - Poopi-Hawaiiball
- Japanball (File:Hokkaido-icon.png Hokkaidoball)/ Russiaball (File:Sakhalin-icon.png Sakhalinball) -
Smaragdine JapanballPoopi-Hokkaidoand Kuril Islandsball - Jizz Empireball - Poopi-Jizzball
- File:Finland-icon.png Finlandball (File:Sami-icon.png Samiball) - Poopi-Laplandball
- File:Morocco-icon.png Moroccoball - Poopi-Moroccoball
- File:Myanmar-icon.png Myanmarball & Thailandball -
Ugly PoopistanballPoopi-Myanmarball - File:Pakistan-icon.png Pakistanball - Poopi-Pakistanball
- File:Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball (and all of the Lesser Antilles) - Poopi-Saba Empireball
- Egyptball/File:Sudan-icon.png Sudanball - Poopi-Saharaball
- Randomistanball
- Germanyball (), File:Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball () & File:Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball () - Rhine Republicball
Poopi Space Empire Space Colonies
- Actaeaball
- Ceresball
- Dioneball
- Elaraball
- Hyperionball
- Phobosball
- Psycheball
- Rheaball
- Salaciaball
- Varunaball
Cheap Labour Ethnic Groups
- Germanic people:
- German
- File:Netherlands-icon.png Dutch
- File:Luxembourg-icon.png Luxembourgish
- Iranian people:
- Poopi
- File:Iran-icon.png Iranian
- Ossetian
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