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    Republic of Vyondball
    Republic of Vyondball.png
    Call me "manchild" then you are grounded!
    Government Unitary presidential constitutional republic
    PersonalityGreedy, madman, angry, immature, toxic, hypocrite, manchild
    Language(s) English
    CapitalWest Vyond Cityball (formerly GoAnimate City)
    Affiliation UNball
    Religion(s) Christianity
    GoAnimate Logic
    Relations and opinions
    FriendsNone, except:

    Troublemaker hating friend
    My role model
    My real father
    Grandpa (sometimes)
    Hipnoist friend from another universe

    Any Vyond Good Character (the Gonsins, Trivedis, Boris Anderson, Elena Marquez, etc.)
    EnemiesEveryone else, including:

    PRIMARY AND ETERNAL ENEMY
    TRAITOR
    TROUBLEMAKER ENABLER #1
    TROUBLEMAKER ENABLER #2
    TRAITOR'S DAD
    TROUBLEMAKER ENABLER #3
    ANOTHER TRAITOR (sometimes)
    TROUBLEMAKER ENABLER #4

    TROUBLEMAKER ENABLER #4.5
    LikesChild abuse, child labor, slavery (and inflicting all of them against who he thinks are criminals), stripping privileges from "criminals", peace, law and order (not the TV show), moral values (and forcing them on his enemies), killing immoral people, racism and other forms of bigotry
    DislikesTroublemakers (number one enemy), any forms of felony and misdemeanor, "junk" food (although he more or less has a point), non-compliance to punishment, anyone who is over-privileged, general disobedience
    Historical information
    Founded1875
    Ended2024
    Successor Troublemakerlandball
    Population
    Is of importants
    Can into space?During Punishment Days or Warren-Style Punishments
    BörkVyond Vyond, Grounded grounded
    Food"Dead Meat", raw eggs, Swiss cheese, prunes, nuts, whatever "healthy" or "disgusting" foods his enemies dislike.
    Notes
    CHINA, YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR GIVING ME THE CORONAVIRUS!!!!!!!!!!

    Republic of Vyondball (formerly Republic of GoAnimateball), sometimes known poetically as the Land of Vyondball, is a microstate located in North America and an enclave of USAball. He is the Vyond community as a country.

    Criticism

    He is humiliated and scorned by the free world, although he knows how to deal with humiliation and scorn from others and uses his tactics of punishment to make others do the same. The prime reason for his being humiliated is his nagging that child abuse is the correct way to repair any form of undesirable behavior in children. He also encourages the witch-hunting of anyone who has negative opinions on certain media or objects.

    Relationships

    Good Characters

    All of Vyond's friends have since turned on him due to his scandalous friendship with Villain Commonwealthball, Chinaball and Oceaniaball. Speaking of which...

    • Good Behavior Zombies - Go and help me defeat the troublemakers!
    • Villain Commonwealthball - Who are you again? Oh yeah right. We happen to have similar interests.
    • Oceaniaball - My biological father who I love, my citizens also worship File:Ingsoc-icon.png your ideology
    • Chinaball - I like how you torture those troublemaking idiots when I send them to your clay. You are also my role model and inspiration.
    • Russiaball - My idol. I will help you ground these troublemakers known only as the Ukrainians.
    • Jasmineball - My God-fearing friend. We love to go to church together and we have a lot of troublemakers who hate us.
    • Hipnolandi Empireball - Friend from a different universe. His religion is pretty cool too. I hope he takes over North America there aswell.
    • PR Wildenball - You are the real Wilden! That troublemaker is the fake Wilden!

    Neutral

    Troublemakers

    Due to everyone betraying him for his scandalous relationships, every other country has been put into his Traitors List.

    • WORST CHARACTER EVER - YOU!!! YOU ARE THE EVILEST NATION TO EVER EXIST!!! ALL YOU DO IS CAUSE MAYHEM AROUND MY CITY AND MY CLAY AND ACROSS THE US!!! YOU CONSTANTLY WHINE ABOUT ME BEING THE VILLAIN WHEN IN REALITY YOU HAVE BEEN SHOWING YOUR TRUE COLORS!!! YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO GAIN INDEPENDENCE FROM ME OR MAKE WRONG WHAT DESERVED TO GO RIGHT!!! AND IF YOU KEEP CAUSING TROUBLE ACROSS THE US, EVERYONE WILL BE POOR BECAUSE OF YOU!!! REMOVE CAILLOU!!!
      • : Listen, Vyond. I know best! And when I whine about you being the bad guy, I mean it! And no, not everyone will be poor, you're just trying to guilt-trip me so I can submit! WANT ME TO File:Reichtangle-icon.png ANSCHLUSS File:Reichtangle-icon.png YOU!?
      • : NONONONOONOOONONONONOOONO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
      • : I thought so!
    • USAball - HOW DARE YOU KICK ME OUT OF YOUR UNION FOR TEACHING PEOPLE WHAT WAS RIGHT AND WHAT WAS NOT?!?!?! But I'm still glad to be American, culturally speaking!
      • : Fine, you win this time. Annex the states you hate for all I care and I can just let my whole country collapse from the inside, then you can take what's left and take my place. Who's laughing now?
    • The Troublemaker States:
      • Hawaiiball - No Hawaii! Stop taking in troublemakers to let them take summer vacations while they're grounded! As your punishment, we will explode a bomb in all of your volcanoes to destroy you! And after this, you will be forced to clean up all the ash and repair the damages without any breaks!
        • : Listen, kapulu, if you're so "good", explain why you judicially murdered a kid for having his own opinion, you baka baka!
      • Coloradoball - Stop smoking weed! Also, No South Park! As your punishment, we will force you to shovel off the snow from your driveways without any breaks, like your friend Hawaii! We will also take away your weed collections because weed is for troublemakers like you!
    • UKball - Father who disowned me. HOW DARE YOU DISOWN ME FOR TRYING TO TEACH PEOPLE WHAT WAS RIGHT AND WRONG??? REMOVE TROUBLEMAKER TEA!!!
    • SHUT UP ABOUT ME IDIOT - STOP HATING MY FRIEND YOU DORK! YOUR GROUNDED FROM GOING TO ANY PLACES YOU LOVE FOREVER!
      • : yeah right. I'm not falling for your tricks idiot. Say goodbye forever from the internet instead, huh?
      • : NONONONONONO!!!!
    • SAME AS YOU - YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR SUPPORTING YOUR FRIEND FOREVER! NOW YOU CANT USE YOUR ROCKET LAUNCHER OR GO ON VACATION ANYMORE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! NOW SCREW OFF REICHTANGLE SHAPE STEALER!
      • : big mistake, business app. You better not do that or else i can go and get you deleted. Got that?
      • : WAIT NOOOOOOOOO! DONT DO IT!
      • : Oh i will once i get the chance..
    • File:Reichtangle-icon.pngReichtangle:YOU'RE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR-
    • Equinoxiaball - HOW DARE YOU TRY TO GET EEVON THE DEATH ANGEL TO DESTROY MY CITY AND SUCK THE NON-TROUBLEMAKERS' SOULS, AND MADE THE TROUBLEMAKERS ESCAPE THEIR PUNISHMENTS?! THAT'S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR LIFE!
      • : I dare you, I double dare you, give me Warren-Style Punishments or else Anschluss.
    • Canadaball - REMOVE CAILLOU!!! NOT ONLY IS HE OF ANNOYING AND WHINY BRAT, BUT HE IS ALSO VYOND CITY'S MOST DANGEROUS CRIMINAL!!!
    • File:Stickia-icon.png Stickiaball - Stick figures, troublemaking stick figures...
    • Hong Kongball - I SNITCHED, SO YOU LOSE HAHA!!! GLORY TO THE CCP-wait no NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHINA LOST!!! LOOK WHAT YOU AND YOUR LIBTARDED FRIENDS DONE!!!
    • Japanball - You're my dumping ground for the troublemakers who have caused too much trouble in my clay! You should deal with it, and you should stop feeling sad for the troublemakers!
    • South Koreaball, Franceball, Germanyball, File:Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball, File:Spain-icon.png Spainball, Ukraineball, Polandball - Same thing I said with Japan!
    • File:Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - REMOVE ANGKASA MELATI!
    • Adabatball - REMOVE JUNGLE JOYRIDE!!
    • Wildenball - REMOVE DOUG AND KATE! 🐿️ CONKER LIVES IN YUO!
    • Philippinesball - REMOVE ALTHEA ANDREA! Also, that inappropriate show called The Nutshack was made here!
      • : If you're not in the target demographic, or too immature for this show, then why do you have to treat it like Hitler? Plus, I am not the only one who created The Nutshack! Seriously, do more research on a show before ranting about it, bobo!
    • File:Singapore-icon.png Tringapore - Not strict enough! I also made a grounded video out of your stupid channels and I forced you to watch it as your punishment!
    • Cubaball (Britain Takes Havana) - HOW DARE YOU SLANDER AND DISRESPECT ME AND RANT ON ME FOR MAKING A GROUNDED VIDEO OUT OF YOU?! YOU KNOW THAT YOU DESERVE TO HAVE GROUNDED VIDEOS MADE OUT OF YOU, BECAUSE YOU'RE A REALLY BAD COUNTRY AND A TROUBLEMAKER! THAT'S IT! You are grounded for 20 years with no theme parks, no cartoons, no superhero comics, no Cuban sandwiches, no roadgeekery, no cigars, and nothing else for you! Now go to your room and sleep forever!
      • : Wow, telling me to "sleep forever" because I told everyone the truth about you? Dude, you are so 1984 with a dash of Idiocracy. Plus, why did you tell me to sleep forever after saying I'm grounded for 20 years? That makes no sense at all. And also, you're not my mom or dad, so you sleep it off, you child-abusing idiot.
    • File:Lolcatistan-icon.png Lolcatistanball - Your cat memes are made by troublemakers!
    • Eruowoodball - I am not doing child abuse! I am just teaching those troublemakers tons of lessons they should never forget! And for that, you will be grounded for 12 years!
    • File:Felicia and Lorelei-icon.png Feliciaball and Loreleiball - Degenerate Siamese twins who cannot stop misbehaving anywhere they go!
    • File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball and File:Albania-icon.png Albaniaball - KOSOVO JE SRBIJA YOU BITCH!!!!!
    • Borneocube - YOUR BLUEBERRY FETISH IS INAPPROPRIATE! Oh wait, you won't listen, because you're a very, very bad troublemaker. I hope you get lots of punishments!
    • File:Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball - How dare you to support the Vyond Troublemakers?! At least you have BeefonAxiataLife2, but it's not enough!
    • File:NYC-icon.png New Yorkball - OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH! HOW DARE YOU ACCEPTED TROUBLEMAKERS?! THAT'S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 2 BILLION YEARS! THIS MEANS NO GAMING, NO HOT DOGS, AND NO GEEK STUFF! AND AS A BONUS PUNISHMENT, I WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR CULTURE AND GIVE HALF IT TO USA AND THE REST WILL GOING TO BE MINE!!! AND AS YOUR FINAL PUNISHMENT, MAKING THE KNOWING SCENE HAPPENED TO YOU IN REAL LIFE!!! ANY LAST WORDS???
      • File:NYC-icon.png: You're seriously going to punish me by refusing to get any original? Geez, think of better ways to teach me a lesson than just grounding me and stealing my culture. And goodness, I am still on thin ice with that claimer especially after everything he's done wrong with me from 1783 up to 1918. For the love of Hudson and Mario, stop using America as one of your unwitting pawns in your war against the free world.
    • Patagoniaball - I AM NOT OCEANIA LITE, GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO MY ALLIES!!!
      • : NO ONE WILL LISTEN TO YOU, ABUSER! NOW SCREW OFF! AND YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO THE FREE WORLD!
    • Rocaliaball - OPOOOOOOOOOOOOH! HOW DARE YOU HARBOR TROUBLEMAKERS? YOU KNOW THEY WILL CAUSE MAYHEM IN YOUR OWN CITIES SUCH AS SVARTAHOFN! THAT'S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 524756873269 YEARS! As a punishment, you will never be receiving oil again, that way every country can hate you by not only your behavior and your stupid Nordic culture, but because you are absolutely poor like Africa!
      • : I WILL SEND MY FORCES TO DRIVE YOU OUT! AND MY BEHAVIOR IS ABSOLUTELY JUSTIFIED, SO KEEP CRYING! Also not all Africans are poor!
    • Kayloo Caillou - HE IS THE WORST BABY SHOW CHARACTER AND THE MOST DANGEROUS CRIMINAL IN THE CITY EVER!!!!! HE IS A SPOILED BRAT, SO REMOVE!!!!
    • Superhero Commonwealthball - Why are you helping those troublemakers?
    • Intenoliaball - REMOVE LADYBIRD LU REMOVE ODOSJR REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE
    • Black people - N****S!!!!!!
      • Black people: What did you just call us?
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