| Republic of Rocaliaball |
Lýðveldið Rókollbolti (Icelandic)
|Government||Unitary parliamentary constitutional republic|
|Personality||Peace and freedom-loving|
|Religion(s)|| Christianity (majority)|
|Relations and opinions|
|Friends||Any democracy, especially:|
|Enemies||Any authoritarian country, including:|
|Likes||Combined English, Norse, and Celtic culture, shipping, peace, democracy, football, hockey, RBC-RUF-CCR, Rocsat, SBS Rocalia, Mintered, Evenarian YouTubers, PixelTom |
|Dislikes||Dictatorships (talking to you, Russia, China, and Iran), war (has friends in case), |
|Is of importants|
|Can into space?||Not yet.|
|Food||Hakarl, haggis, potatoes, tea, biscuits, beer|
|China must give accurate information about the Coronavirus, or he will be in trouble with the international community!|
|“||God bless our Rocalian land,
With plenty and good cheer...
— Rocalia beginning to sing its anthem
Middle-Earth PixelTom Rocaliaball, officially the Republic of Rocaliaball, is a rock Nordic island country between Icelandball, the Faroe Islandsball, UKball, and Irelandball in the Atlantic Ocean. His capital and largest city is Svartahofnball. He is a mix of Germanic and Celtic cultures.
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If you love peace and democracy, you are my friend. Please don't deny it! Especially these:
- UKball - My father to who I owe some of my cultures.
- Norseballs - My brothers and sisters who descended from the great Vikings.
- USAball - My biggest trading partner, who gives me his fast food chains, gadgets, and media.
- Finlandball - Even though he is a descendant of Central Asian peoples, he considers himself Nordic. He also gives me Nokias and distributes mobile games.
- Irelandball - My brother who loves potatoes and Guinness beer and is home to Jacksepticeye.
- Germanyball - We became friends after World War 2, and he atoned for his crimes committed during that war. I like his Volkswagens and BMWs.
- South Koreaball - Hope BTS is doing well after military service. Also, I like your Samsung phones.
- Taiwanball - Give me your chips while you can during these tense times!
- Japanball - He gives me anime, sushi, cars, and video games.
- Franceball - Wine, baguettes, and Miraculous Ladybug.
- Italyball - His ancestor, the Roman Empire, contacted me from Great Britain. Now, his food is well-known in my territory, such as pizza, spaghetti, other types of pasta, and tiramisu.
I like pineapple on pizza.
- Canadaball - I like Pikwik Pack, Total Drama, maple syrup, and Poutine.
- Australiaball - My Southern desert friend who gives me Bluey, SMG4, and The Wiggles.
- Polandball - You're not yet lost and doing amazing! I like your CD Project games.
- Balticballs - I hope you're still secure from Pootis.
- Ukraineball - Now that you've been invaded by that madman, NATO will give you weapons to drive the Russians back to their borders.
- Patagoniaball - I'm also the type of person who wants peace and is cold. My capital, Svartahofnball, is also full of geeks.
- Cubaball - Just like Patagoniaball culturally. (Cuba is a theme park fan by the way.)
- Brazilball - Tourist who likes to visit me
- Wildenball - Furry who likes my fish
- Israelcube - Try your best to stay alive in the face of radicals, but also pull out of Palestine, please.
- Palestineball - I agree that Israel should pull out of your territory, but can you at least leave Israel alone? He wants peace, not war.
- Saudi Arabiaball - Even though he has some shady laws, he is my third-largest oil importer after Russia and Norway.
- Borneocube - You're my friend, but can you stop your blueberries?
- Hungaryball - Sorry if I stole your anthem. Viktor Orban is making me wary, but otherwise, we're good.
Any authoritarian country, especially:
- Oceaniaball - YOU WERE INSPIRED BY THE SOVIET UNION AND NAZI GERMANY, AND YET YOU'RE INFLUENCING OTHER NATIONS TO DO THE SAME CRIMES? GO BACK TO THE CONFINES OF FICTION WHERE YOU BELONG, YOU FAKE SATAN SPAWN!
- Soviet Unionball - YOU ABUSED EVERYONE UNDER YOUR SPHERE OF INFLUENCE! NO WONDER YOU COLLAPSED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO POOR!
- Nazi Germanyball - YOU! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO PLUNGED EUROPE INTO WAR AND TERRORIZED EVERYONE IN YOUR OCCUPIED TERRITORIES! 6 MILLION JEWS DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR ANTISEMITISM! THANK GOD YOU DIED! NOW STAY IN HELL AND NEVER COME OUT!
- Empire of Japanball - YOU'RE THE ONE WHO PLUNGED ASIA INTO WAR! PEARL HARBOR NEVER FORGET! DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THE EFFECTS OF THE RAPE OF NANKING! YOUR KOREAN COMFORT WOMEN ARE INNOCENTS WHO ARE FORCED INTO SEXUAL SLAVERY! NO WONDER WHY YOU WERE NUKED BY AMERICA!
- Russiaball - HOW DARE YOU INVADE UKRAINE? YOU SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT NATO'S EXPANSION WAS FOR YOUR GOOD! WORSE YET, YOU'VE INSULTED HIS JEWISH PRESIDENT WHOSE GRANDFATHER DIED IN THE HOLOCAUST BY CALLING HIM A NAZI! NOW EVERYONE IN THE WORLD HAS SANCTIONED YOU TILL YOU'RE POOR AS DIRT!
- Chinaball - FAKE CHINA! YOU'RE USING ANTI-TERRORISM AND ANTI-CULTISM AS AN EXCUSE TO TORTURE UYGHURS AND TIBETANS, WHEN THEY ARE MOSTLY INNOCENT! AND YOU'RE ALSO THREATENING TO INVADE TAIWAN AND OPPRESSING HONG KONG! GO TO HELL!
- North Koreaball - FAKE KOREA! YOU'RE KILLING, RAPING, AND ENSLAVING YOUR CITIZENS TO THE BENEFIT OF THE KIM DYNASTY, AND YET YOU'RE DENYING THESE ABUSES? NO WONDER YOU'RE ISOLATED FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD! ALSO, DISMANTLE YOUR NUKES!
- Venezuelaball - REMOVE MADURO! YOUR CORRUPTION HAS RUINED YOUR SOCIETY! NOW YOUR CURRENCY IS AS WORTHLESS AS A SPECK OF DUST! LET GUAIDO FIX THESE ISSUES, or else...
- Iranball - REMOVE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC! YOUR HIJAB LAW IS OUTRIGHT WRONG! ALSO, STOP FIGHTING USELESS WARS IN THE MIDDLE EAST!
- Syriaball - REMOVE ASSAD! YOU CAUSED THE WAR BY SUPPRESSING YOUR PEOPLE! AND YET YOU'RE BLAMING IT ON AMERICA? NOW IT AND THE WEST HAS PUT FULL SANCTIONS ON YOU!
- Republic of Vyondball - STOP ABUSING CHILDREN WHO DID NOTHING MAJOR! NOW THE TROUBLEMAKERS WHO SUFFERED CHILLING EFFECTS WILL RISE UP AND DISMANTLE YOUR ABUSIVE SYSTEM!
- The Red Lizard - YOUR MINION JUST ATTACKED MY PERFORMANCE OF BLUEY'S BIG PLAY! NOW ME AND AUSTRALIA ARE HUNTING YOU DOWN!