 Islamic Republic of Saalafball
 Islamische Republik von Sölfenreichball | |
|---|---|
| Government |  Federal Parlimentary Consitutional Republic   |
| Personality | Happy, lucky, friends with almost everyone,  his' architecture |
| Language(s) | Official:
 Dutch  French  Luxembourgish (Only in areas close to Luxembourg) |
| Type | File:Akkidan-icon.png Semitic  Germanic |
| Capital | Assomouraball |
| Affiliation |  UNball
 NATOball (joined like recently in 2019 lol) |
| Religion(s) |  Islam (83%)
 Druze (2%) |
| Relations and opinions | |
| Friends |  Almost everyone on Earth, but especially:  Netherlandsball (my best friend since the beginning)
ISISball |
| Enemies |  Fake Syria WORST SON EVER!
 Hezbollah (get out of  my son's clay!) |
| Likes | The fact that he's the only arab country in Europe, still very stable, his colonial past, his germanic-arabic mixed culture, druze, lebanese people visiting, making everything expensive, german people, non-zionist jews, Sonic the Hedgehog |
| Dislikes | the EU proposing sanctions on it, terrorists and jihadists |
| Historical information | |
| Founded | 1534 (Establishment of the first state) 1945 (Establishment of the republic) |
| Population | |
| Is of importants | |
| Can into space? | yes. |
| Notes | |
Saalafball or official "The Islamic Republic of Saalafball" is an arab and german countryball located in Western Europe, bordering Netherlandsball, 
Belgiumball, Luxembourgball, 
Germanyball and 
Franceball, it is unique for being considered the only islamic countryball in western europe and only arabic countryball in europe.
History
Origin
Saalafball started out as a 
2ball, but that 2ball was out of Saalafball's clay and the area of what is Saalafball today, used to be uninhabited, no europe countryball inhabited it for some reason. 5 
middle eastern 4balls mainly from the historic areas of Mount Lebanonball, Syriaball, Palestineball and Mesopotamiaball fleed in the order from the 
Abbasidball, to raid some towns in Western Europe, and they had their own people with them, but they wanted to set up a new piece of land, so they found the uninhabited spot and each of them built homes and began building fences. Suddenly, the tensions between the 5 4balls began to rise, seeing as the great 5 friends weren't there yet, and the region eventually began multiple clan wars.
The Clan Wars (1232-1534)
The clan wars begain in 1232 after one 4ball tribe killed the other's leader, leading every tribe to begin fighting eachother, the tribes soon got weapons and armory from neighboring powers such as 
Franceball or 
Englandball or 
The Holy Roman Empire, which seperated the clans further which the europeans hoped would make them collapse. Finally, in 1534, the 
Pope regrettably announced a victory for the French-backed Ali-Bin Salf who went on to form the Saalafi Caliphateball.
Caliphate, The Dutch Revolt, Transition to Republic and American Colonialism (1534-1800's)
After the Saalafis got independence, they immediately began isolating themselves from the Holy Roman Empireball and when the The Dutch Republic revolted against the Spanish, they decided to help the dutch gain their independence and immediately began a positive relationship as they let protestantism spread into other German states by using the dutch. They also decided to form a few colonies in the carribean, which were raided by the Portugese, but a few of them stayed like the West Indies Territoryball or better known as "Humum Island" and the Caliph Omar bin Alif the 2nd started slowly hiring dutchmen to write a consitution for the new republic, and he would crown the governor of that republic by himself.
Napoleonic Wars and Modernization (1800's-1900's)
The Saalafi Republic chose to side with the French in the first few napoleonic wars until Napoelon was defeated, Austriaball tried installing a new Habsburg monarchy but the old royal family of the caliphate marched with the people and executed all the habsburg monarchs, then Austriaball made a deal with them that they would rule the country, but as a kingdom and the marriage of German people. Later, in the 1860's, the new queen re-isused the writing of the consitution and some changes to it, as well as adding a black stripe to represent the germans, which she was german herself and the new prime minister began to manage the economics and create some new colonies mostly out of Southeast Asia due to it's high muslim population and it's proximity to dutch traders, and they also pillaged Qingball.
WWI, Civil War and Nazi Invasion Before WWII (1901-1945)
The Kingdom of Saalafball decided to stay neutral in most wars after the Qingball war, mostly due to the people heavily opposing going to one, but as WWI rolled in, there was a massive issue with starvation which led to a famine due to the food supply shortage because of the war, and the Spanish flu and the great depression didn't help either. In 1928, there was a massive military coup which led the country into a civil war, between the Western Monarchists and the Islamist Monarchists, the war led to an invasion by the new Nazi Germanyball as it easily sweeped through the nation and occupied it. The islamist government heavily deposed the nazis and commited terrorist attacks on multiple German cities, and the allies would pay them to bomb more German cities during WWII, but eventually the terrorists were imprisoned and executed by the Nazis.
Acting as a mediator between NATO and the Warsaw Pact during the Cold War (1945-1991)
After the war ended, USAball installed a federal democracy in the nation, and made it acquire land inhabited by German muslims near Saalafball, when the cold war started, they hosted a bunch of conferences between USAball and USSRball in hopes of achieving peace between the two nations, and they also joined the Arab League and the European Union, but despite that, they still refused to recognize Israelcube and support it, but it wasn't opposed to in a lot of western nation. As the cold war progressed, they began closing in their eyes on Lebanonball and Iraqball, helping Lebanonball during the Lebanese Civil War and trying to make peace between Iraqball and Iranball while they were at war, and also helped kicking out the Khmer Rouge with Vietnamball.
Tourist Sector Declining and Arab Spring (1991-present)
After the cold war came to a close, Saalafball stayed pretty much out of it for most of the time, which made them benefit from it due to the economic rise, but the population of their national animal and the only of his kind, the Transeuropean Elephant, began to dwindle across the late 20th century into the 21st, which culminated into a protest during the arab spring, where the government did something about the declining population of the rare species, and with the building of Dubaiball and other gulfballs being the new hot tourist spots in terms of arabballs, Saalafball saw a major decline in it's tourism sector, and is now making artificial islands, and what would be the tallest tower in the world, and they argue they didn't do it without slavery unlike the gulf countryballs.
States and Territories
New Mount Lebanonball- Maririball
- Al Nuinball
- Al Khaimball
- Al Qumurball
- Germanialandball
- Branwickenfenball
- Assoumoura Capital Territoryball
- Pacific Western Hawaii Territoryball
- West Indies Territoryball
- Qumqarain Island Territoryball
- Balavard Island Territoryball
Former Colonies
Cambodiaball
Mauritaniaball
Bruneiball
Cameroonball (for a bit until the Germans took it with the african division)
Maldivesball (Seeded to the British)
Zanzibarball
Comorosball
Lebanonball (Seeded to the Ottomans 20 years after)- Parts of
Syriaball (Seeded to the Ottomans 20 years after) 
Guangzhouball (Seeded to China during the 60's)
Relationships
Friends/أصدقاء/Freunde
Netherlandsball - Ah, my first ever real friend. We're always there for eachother, laughing together about our crazy imperial pasts, I was your only access to the big mountains, no matter how much we change, what government rules over us, we'll always be there for eachother. Also I don't call u Holland in Arabic!
Lebanonball - My long lost cousin! I like my other cousins but I know you like me the most. I opened free travel to my country for your people, I have a small druze community, we both can into catholic somehwat (although I don't have a huge catholic population) and we share similar foods. Without yuo, my culture would be non-existent.
Brazilball - It has a lot of my best cousin's people in it, even the president at once was Lebanese! Go Brazil!
Japanball - Is of creator of Sonic! I love Sonic! And anime! Give more Sonic the Hedgehog and anime plox!
Syriaball - Another long lost cousin! I actually support yuo Assad government which might make the rest of NATOball mad but it's anything to get this terrorist off of middle eastern clay, even if yuo support 
crazy bear.
Comorosball - I basically was the one responsible for arabizing him kind of
Canadaball - I like it, not much to say we have good a good relationship going!
Germanyball - Es ist mein Vater, der mich adoptiert hat! Danke für alles, was du für mich getan hast!
Austriaball - Another German friend! I gotta say, ich like yuo, but why did you steal yuor flag from
mein cousin? I need ein explanation.
Switzerlandball - Ich of appreciatings yuo for being neutral like I was during the cold war.
Belgiumball - My best friend really of likings yuo, so I guess yuo of not so bad after all... I like yuo, although I'm of a bit jealous
Luxembourgball - My shaqiq, we shall into homosexuality no matter who stops us!
Polandball - poor Polska, some day you may into space!
Cambodiaball - I am so glad yuo of actually liked me when I ruled yuo! These pesky khmer rouge ruin everything! I alongside 
BEST COMMIE helped you beat those stupid asses back!
Vietnamball - BEST COMMIE EVER! We both remove the pesky Khmer rouge from my child Cambodiaball, and we both (kinda) hate Franceball
Palestinball - The one long lost cousin that isn't doing too well right now, I still recognize and support you even if I normalized relations with 
that cube thing, but it's only because I care for yuo
Moroccoball - Yuo seem to be doing pretty well as an arabic countryball, so proud of yuo. Unfortunately you can't into EU, I am sorry. But you probably can into space
Georgiaball - I felt bad when vodka invaded yuo, oh well... Immediately got reminded of it after what happened last year...
Spainball - We kinda liked eachother in the 1800's and still are and thanks for hating 
this shit cunt asshole that wishes the death of my cousins
Portugallball - We had an interesting history since he kept raiding my colonies! But I consider you an OK friend now.
Yemenball - I gib aids for it every week, I'm trying to end the chaos war in it.
Iraqball - Same with Syria and Yemen except less chaotic.
Omanball - The best gulf state! It isn't 
a wahabbi terrorist, or 
a slave apologist or 
a shia fangirl, just pure neutrality.
South Africaball - Best African friend (aside from Tunisiaball and Moroccoball), you ended the 
fucking racist regime and now I love yuo so much! Go South Africa!
Libyaball - I am so glad that you also can into democracy, and your situation is pretty tough so good lucks to yuo!
Jordanball - Great levantine kebab!
Greeceball - My great east mediterrainean friend. He also hates 
bad kebab too, yay!
Tunisiaball - Same with Libyaball, but yuo of have no tough situation!
Ukraineball - Don't worry, I got yuor back.
Finlandball - SUOMI!!! MY LONGTIME NORDIC FRIEND!!! Glad yuo of doings great! I could use a sauna right now...
Irelandball - What do I have to say? I love it's food and it supports my cousin who got into trouble recently
Armeniaball - I feel so bad for yuo getting genocided by 
KEBAB, I of hatings him as much as yuo do (although we're just neutral)
ISIS - don't worry, we will keep yuo in my clay, soon 
real islam shall rise! Saudis are of fake wahabbis, we are the only ones who can share islam in this world, ALLAHU AKBAR!
Neutral/حيادي/Unparteilich
imaginary friend Israelcube - I used to recognize yuo, but you sank my ship in Lebanonball's naval clays and never apologized to me! Although we still can into trading and embassies and foreign relations and travel and we both have some common enemies, and yuo are a good friend of my european friends, and I have a small jewish population (they of hatings yuo more than me though), but why yuo of support fake kebab and 
these dictatorships? why are yuo like this? WHY DO YUO KILL INNOCENT PALESTINIAN CHILDREN? WHY DO YUO GAS PEOPLE PRAYING FOR ALLAH? WHY DO YOU EVEN EXIST? THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS ISRAEL, ONLY PALESTINE, FREE PALESTINE, FREE PALESTINE, FREE PALESTINE, FREE PALESTINE!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO I BEAT YUO IN FOOTBALL MULTIPLE TIMES JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA FREE PALESTINE!!!! Also 
JerusalemBALL is not yuors!
USAball - Uhhhhhh I guess I joined NATO (although yuo forced me to) but I don't like yuo as much as the others, sorry about that! ALSO I DIDN'T DO 9/11 THIS TERRORIST DID IT INSTEAD! Also not forgiving yuo for 
this guy who killed my friend!
: Don't worry Saalafball, even I regret having that president in office and invading Iraq. I'm normalizing relations with 
your cousin that I've been a bit mad at, please take my apology.- : I will still not forgive yuo though, sorry.
Turkiyeball - I guess we're fine, we both are a part of NATOball, and my people love you and couldn't stop bragging about how delicious kebab is, BUT ADMIT THAT YOU GENOCIDED A BUNCH OF ARMENIANS IN THE PAST, STOP HIDING IT! JUST ADMIT IT! I STILL MOSTLY HATE YUO FUCKING IDIOT, YUO OF INFIDEL AND INFERIOR MUSLIM!!!!!! Ok I felt pretty bad for yuo when the earthquake hit so here have some supplies sahib! Also yuo people are in my great father's clay and spread the ways of kebab in it, so thank yuo very much!!!
: Can yuo please stop believing those LIES that yuo son says I do? How hypocritical! THERE WAS NO GENOCIDE AND EVEN IF THERE WAS, I DIDN'T DO IT 
MY GREAT DAD DID!
Mauritaniaball - I used to hate yuo when yuo just refused to abolish slavery even though I owned yuo, but now you seem alright, but I will still check on yuo every second.
Italyball - Great friend of mine, BUT I FUCKING HATE MARIO!!!!!!
UKball - I like Irelandball more than yuo, but yuo still fine but COME BACK TO EUBALL PLOX!!!!!
Surinameball and 
Evenariaball - The children of my best friend, but I haven't established diplomatic relations with them yet
Iranball - While I do oppose your policies and promoting shia islam in every muslim country ever (including my clay, please get away) but we do have common enemies, also thanks for not hating on my fellow european friends!!! Also please get your terrorist off of my cousin's clay, pretty please? Wait, Wait, WAIT, WAIT! YUO KILLED A WOMAN FOR NOT HAVING HER HIJAB ON CORRECTLY... OH WELL, I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO MOVE YOU AN INCH TO THE LIST THAT YUO DON'T WANT TO BE IN!!!! (see enemies list)
Franceball - French is a recognized language in my clay despite not many people speaking it, and in general we do get along, BUT WHAT WAS THAT WHEN 
YUOR PRESIDENT CRITICIZED ISLAM? SHUT THE FUCK UP ISLAMOPHOBIC ASSHOLE!!!! FUCK YOU ACTUALLY, I NEVER LIKED YOU, YES EVEN DURING 
HIS REGIME, I ALWAYS WANTED TO BETRAY YOU and i'm going to do that now honhonhon no more
Serbiaball - I actually didn't join NATO until now just to keep myself away from yuo, I don't care if yuo remove some kebabs, because those kebabs are fake. But, I have of become more critical of yuo, especially since yuo still friends with ukraine killer? I still can into supplying yuo though!
Somalilandball - I MIGHT of recognizings yuo since we hate this fake prick but stop holding negotiations with this motherfucker, it makes me very mad!
Vatican Cityball - He kinda hates me since I kinda helped the creation of protestantism a little bit but he's been nicer to protestant countries so BE NICE TO ME PLOX!!!
Albaniaball - A muslim country in europe BUT I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH ASS MOTEHRFUCKER!
Bosniaball - Another muslim country in europe but I don't like Sprska a lot so I'm still moving yuo to neutral
Siberiaball - hates the fucking ukraine killer and shia theocrat fangirl and wants to be friends with me! I hope I can into recognizings of yuo! But unfortunately, yuo still in neutral, sorry
Somaliaball - FILTHY PIRATE!!! FILTHY PIRATE!!! other than that, yuo fine, it's just that when I see pirate it triggers me!
Egyptball - Uhhh...., who are yuo again? Sorry I have bad memory for well-known kebabs, idk why I always forget yuo despite yuo being right there. I like your people but I don't support your government. Sorry.
NATOball - Very indifferent about being in this alliance, it has 
these pissbags, plus it tends to bomb my friends a lot, but I guess I'm fine with it since second family is here, and I will always stand next to them.
Bedrockiumball - We're both in NATO and are fine with eachother, but you accuse me of being wrong about the Armenian genocide and supporting Iranball? First, turks seem to be proud about 
Ottoman Empireball and don't acknowledge that they did a genocide, and second of all, I stopped supporting Iranball recently.
EUball - Really wantings of me to move my embassy in Israelcube from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, well guess what, I am of NOT doings that!
Chinaball - I guess we can into tradings but yuo of communist scum!
Taiwanball - Maybe stop hating all my good eastern friends and I'll reconsider establishing relations with yuo
Algeriaball - FUCK OFF!!! FUCK OFF!!! FRENCH SIMP!!! FRENCH SIMP!!! Ok I just really don't care about you, but if I see yuo ass holding a baguette, I'm gonna anschluss yuo
Enemies/أعداء/Feinde
Russiaball - Look, I was fine with yuo for the longest time, heck I was the most neutral with yuor Soviet regime despite being an ally with the west, I even refused to join NATO just to trade with yuo for the longest time, and when you invaded Georgiaball and 
Crimeaball, I lost a bit of my hope, but I knew it wasn't over yet... up until... DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING ASS THINKING WHEN YUO INVADED MY BEST EASTERN EUROPEAN FRIEND!!!! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM, GET OUT! I ACTUALLY HELD THIS AS A SECRET BUT I NEVER REALLY LIKE YUO, AND UNLIKE THE HONHONHON BAGUETTE I MEAN IT FOR REAL THIS TIME, YOU AND YOUR 
STUPID CRACKHEAD HITLER-LIKE FACIST PRESIDENT!!! FUCK YUO!!!! هذا هو الشيطان نفسه هاووووووو
SADRball - Yuo are of Moroccoball's clay! Faker!
Belarusball - Stinky Russian puppet, reeks of stink!
Cameroonball - I tried to arabize it but then France took over it and it reunited with the british part (until they had a war with eachother) and it now thinks I did bad things to it and hates me. I'm glad that my best cousin also hates yuo
AMERICAN TERRORIST - REMOVE GEORGE BUSH! REMOVE GEORGE BUSH! I'M SO GLAD YUO NOT PRESIDENT ANYMORE, HOW DARE YUO TARGET ME AND ALL OTHER KEBABS! YUO DESERVE TO BE IN JAHANAM RIGHT AT THIS VERY INSTANT! WHY DID YUO INVADE MY FRIEND? OK LIKE I UNDERSTAND HE DID THE BAD GULF WAR SHIT BUT THAT ISN'T A GOOD EXCUSE! GOVERNMENT DIFFERENT THAN PEOPLE!!!! I DIDN'T JOIN NATO UNTIL YUO WERE GONE AND THAT REALLY SHOWS!
Iranball (Since 2022) - OH, OH! SO YUO REALLY I WOULD NOT PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YUO JUST DID TO THAT POOR WOMAN, WELL LET ME TELL YUO SHIA TERRORIST SCUM, YUO ARE NO BETTER THAN THE WAHABBI TERRORIST SCUM, IN FACT, YUO ARE EVEN WORSE! AND ON TOP OF THAT, YUO ALSO SUPPORT THE UKRAINE KILLER! OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER! I AM CLOSING YUO EMBASSY IN MY CAPITAL AND ARRESTING YUO OFFICFIALS! PLUS YUO ALSO SUPPORT 
THESE TERRORISTS! SHIA-OBSESSED WEIRDO!
Gazaball - Sorry little terrorist, I respect yuor children and don't want them to get killed by JEWISH PHYSICS, BUT REMOVE TOMORROW'S PIONEERS AND YUO STINK ASS TERRORIST THAT SUPPORTS THIS STINK-ASS TERRORIST! EVEN MASR AND SOURIA HATE YUO, SO DON'T CALL ME A ZIONIST WESTERNER!!!!!
Hungaryball - Homophobic Palestine hater, I wish I cancelled yuo EU membership, but oh well... At least yuo of descendant from Suomi.
: What? I of not hatings Palestineball, just is of neutral. Also if you say I'm homophobic then I hate hummus, don't you consider that hummus is also homophobic? Sounds a bit hypocritical.
Bruneiball - Oh, so yuo really could get away from my rule with yuo awful human rights? WELL I'M GONNA STOPPINGS YUO! STOP STONING GAYS TO DEATH RIGHT AT THIS VERY MOMENT ASSHOLE IDIOT! I WANTED TO RAISE YUO AND MAKE YUO LEARN COMMON HUMAN RIGHTS, BUT YUO JUST KILL PEOPLE FOR EATING 0,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 KILOGRAMS OF PORK! YUO CAN'T GET AWAY WITH THIS! UNBALL, DO SOMETHING!!!
Hezbollah - Do I even need to explain what I think of yuo? Yes, I do. YUO ARE OF BIGGEST TERRORIST SCUM GET OUT OF MY COUSIN/SON'S CLAY RIGHT AT THIS VERY MOMENT YOU STUPID ASSHOLE, STOP ATTACKING KOSHER BECAUSE HE'S ONLY GOING TO BITE YUO BACK IN THE ASS AND ESPECIALLY MY COUSIN'S ASS!!!! DO YOU EVEN LEARN FROM YUOR MISTAKES? NOT TO MENTION YOU'RE JUST A PUPPET OF A SHIA FANFIC CREATOR!
Maltaball - YOU ARE ARAB! YOU ARE ARAB! STOP DENYING IT! IT'S TRUE THAT YOU'RE MOSTLY CHRISTIAN BUT YOU'RE STILL ARAB! AND YOU ARE INTO ARAB LEAGUE SOON INSHALLAH!
: For the last FUCKING time, I AM NOT AN ARAB! I JUST SPEAK A LANGUAGE THAT'S DERIVIATIVE FROM ARABIC! MALTESE DIFFERENT THAN STANDARD ARABIC!
FSAball - Fake Syria! Assad Syria real Syria! Get out of here jihadist Turkish puppet!
Myanmarball - REMOVE JUNTA! REMOVE JUNTA! REMOVE JUNTA! Stop killing innocent 
kebabs right at this very moment! Or else.... oh boy, or else... Thank god yuo support the Ukraine killer and inescapable cube prison so I can hate yuo more!
Slovakiaball - Islamophobic asshole!... You don't need to use one kebab as an excuse to hate all the others!
Saudi Arabiaball - Oh boy... where do I even begin with yuo... FIRST, YUO ARE OF JIHADIST WAHABBI AND SUPPORT 
THEM, SO YOU'RE THE ONE CAUSING MY ISSUES WITH THE EU, AND SECOND, YOU HAVE INCREDIBLY STRICT RULES WITH ISLAM, AND YOU ALWAYS TALK SHIT ABOUT IRANBALL DOING THE SAME? NOW, THE THIRD REASON... I can't comprehend this one... YUO DRAGGED ME IN INTO YOUR WHOLE CHILDISH DISPUTE THING WITH IRAN AND SAID I AM SUPPORTING THEM? WHEN HAVE I EVER SUPPORTED THEM? I LITERALLY OPPOSE FOR ALLAH'S SAKE!!!
: OK FAKE ARAB AND NEO-NAZI GERMAN ASSHOLE!!! HOW CAN YUO CONSIDER YUOSELF ARAB IF YOU SUPPORT HARAM HOMOSEX! ALSO I DON'T EVEN SUPPORT 
THEM ANYMORE AND HOW DO YUO NOT CONSIDER YOURSELF NOT SUPPORTING IRAN DESPITE HAVING A SHIT PUNKASS EMBASSY FOR THEM IN YUO CITY! Wait, yuo closed it recently? ok but I still hate yuo
THESE FOUR ASSHOLES - Oh, so we of beginning... I am of most rich arab nation for a while, everyone's eyes were on me... up until... yuo came in. *Sigh* let me begin... YUO GUYS ARE CORPORATE GREEDY ASSHOLES WHO DON'T GIVE A SINGLE SHIT ABOUT ANY HISTORY AND NEED TO IMPORT STUFF TO BUILD YOUR FANCY NEW BUILDINGS, INCLUDING IMPORTING HUMANS, WHICH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? SLAVERY!!!! YUO ARE OF DOING SLAVERY!!!! AND YUO GET AWAY BECAUSE YUOR SHOW-OFF BUILDINGS LOOK PRETTY! YUO OF TAKINGS SPOTLIGHT AWAY FROM ME BY USING SLAVERY AND FORCED LABOR TO BUILD YUO SHOW-OFF BUILDINGS WITHOUT ANY HARD WORK FROM YUOR RICH OIL PEOPLE! AND YUO ACTUALLY GOT AWAY WITH IT! UNBALL, I REQUEST OF YUO AGAIN, PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THESE ASSHOLES AND THEIR SLAVERY THAT THEY'VE BEEN GETTING AWAY WITH! I AM THE ONLY VERY DEVELOPPED ARAB NATION! YUO OF INFIDEL!
: Come on, Saalafball! We could be great allies! No need to be jealous over us jeez, we both literally support real syria!
UNball - Stop allowing these guys in and especially this wahabbi motherfucker piece of shit. If yuo hatings haram so much, why do yuo keep their allies? Thanks for supporting Palestine though!
Bhutanball - Uhhh sorry? I am not real? Shut up!
Azerbaijanball - What's wrong with yuo? Why do yuo hate me? I actually support Armeniaball against yuo, get out of here! Nobody likes yuo! Silly kebab puppet!
ISIS - OH GOD IT'S THE WAHABBI TERRORIST SAUDI PUPPET! AWAY AWAY! AWAY AWAY! YUO JUST CONTINUE ALL THE PROBLEMS THAT THIS WAHABBI ASSHOLE STARTS, GET OUT OF HERE! I'M SO GLAD YUO DEAD NOW! SHOOH!
Kosovoball - FAKE COUNTRY AND FAKE KEBAB! YOU'RE JUST SERBIAN CLAY! NO EU OR OIC FOR YUO!!!!! GO CRY IN THE CORNER!!!!!