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    This is about the countryball, for the TALK page see Talk:Shalalball.


    "People of Shalal, repeat Allah Akbar!"

    — Emir Abu Musa

    "We, the people, deserve more than a Marxist dictator! NO! We are the Muhammadites and we will get rid of the evil and tyrannical Djihadi!"

    — Emir Abu Qasi

    "يعيش الأمير الله أكبر!"

    — Shalalball beginning to sing its national anthem

    Emirate of Shalalball
    : إمارة كرة الشلال
    iimarat kurat alshalaal
    Is of famous for havings the Shalal Allah waterfall and Forest of Allah, the birth place of File:God-icon.png Allah! Am also halal!
    GovernmentFile:Emirate-icon.pngFile:Parliamentary Monarchy-icon.png Federal parliamentary absolute monarchy (Since 1919)
    File:Islamic Dictatorship-icon.pngFile:Totalitarianism-icon.png Federal one-party parliamentary republic under a Totalitarian Djihadi dictatorship (1911 - 1919)
    File:Emirate-icon.pngFile:Parliamentary Monarchy-icon.png Federal parliamentary constitutional elective monarchy (1901 - 1911)
    File:Emirate-icon.png Federal provisional government under an elective monarchy (1889 - 1901)
    File:Emirate-icon.png Federal absolute elective monarchy (1880 - 1899)
    PersonalityPeaceful, Kebab, Religious, Sexist, Kind and Calm (mostly), Aggressive (sometimes), Friendly, H A L A L
    Language(s) اَلْعَرَبِيَّةُ
    Type Arab
    CapitalShalal Cityball
    Affiliation UNball
    Religion(s) Islam (official)
    • Shia (majority)
    • Sunni (minority)
      Buddhism (minority)
      Christianity (minority)
    • Catholicism
      Judaism (minority)
      File:Orthodox-icon.png Orthodoxy (not much)
    • Zolotayan Orthodoxy
    Relations and opinions
    Friends Best of friends!
    File:Houthi-icon.png Is Shia like me
    You helped us out with the SPM terror attacks!
    File:Australia-icon.png Nice mate who loves Kangaroos like our shampoo brand Aussie Hair
    Younger brother :)
    File:Iran-icon.pngFile:Iraq-icon.pngShia BFFS!!!
    Friendly mate!
    MURICA FUCK YEAH
    FREE FILISTIN!!!
    Neutral friend (until 2022)
    EnemiesFile:SPO-icon.png REMOVE TERRORIST!
    File:Yemen-icon.png Haram neighbour but i take ur clay but I help ur people :)
    PROVINCE NAME STEALER!!!
    File:Syria-icon.png Haram!!!
    YOU KILLED SHIREEN!!! (Since 2022)
    REMOVE!
    12 DECEMBER, NEVER FORGET!!!
    File:LGBT-icon.png HARAM!
    File:Saudi Arabia-icon.png Sunni Haram
    LikesPeace, Kebabs
    DislikesTBA
    Historical information
    PredecessorFile:USU-icon.png United Shalab Unionball
    Population
    Is of importants
    Can into space?Yes! I can into File:Saturn-icon.png Saturn
    BörkHalal Halal / Waterfall Waterfall
    FoodSusha
    Notes

    Shalalball, officialy the Emirate of Shalalball, is a fully halal countryball located in the Arabian Peninsula and borders Easteroziaball to the west, File:Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball to the north, It borders File:UAE-icon.png UAEball to the east and File:Oman-icon.png Omanball and File:Yemen-icon.png Yemenball to the south. It has a population of 711 million people due to the Shalalb demographic crisis and would hit 4 billion people in 2050. The people of Shahalball are called Shalalbs or Arab Shalalbs or Halal people. Its current Emir (head of state) is Abu Ghazi II (ruled. Since 2022).

    History

    For the full history of Shalalball, see History of Shalalball

    Establishment and Revolution

    It was established in 1880 after the fall of the United Shalab Unionball which lasted from 1801 until 1880. During the 1880s and 1890s, Shalalball was an elective monarchy which mean't the people voted for their Emir. In 1899, a group who wanted a system where the Emir was a constitutional monarch and the people would have "real rights". They were a Sunni group called the Shalalb People's Organisation (SPO) who launched a successful coup but it so many people died including the Emir at the time who was Abu Jumi (ruled. 1898 - 1899). The interim Emir was Abu Gai (ruled. 1899 - 1901) who was a former mafia boss and torn the country into criminal chaos. Most people blamed the SPO for this so in 1901 the people launched another coup which was successful and Abu Gai with the SPO leader Muhammad bin Haiz was jailed for human rights abuses and later was executed.

    World War 1

    After the SPM were overthrown, the country was in peace until 1910 under the rule of Nuseir (ruled. 1901 - 1910) until Nuseir's death which meant a new Emir was elected, the speaker of Shalal Majis (Parliament) Ali al-Djihadi (ruled as Emir. 1910 - 1911; ruled as President. 1911 - 1919). He established a dictatorship and abolished the monarchy system in 1911. Shalalball sided with the File:German Empire-icon.png Central Powers File:Bulgaria-icon.png File:Ottoman-icon.png and Shalalball later joined WW1 in 1915 due to UKball trying to destroy the city of Soharball and stealing valuable resources like oil (mostly oil). Djihadi had sent troops to Aden Protectorateball, Djihadi's son Abu Fushalidalluihad al-Djihadi (Abu Fusjalid al-Djihadi) was sent to battle and captured File:Yemen-icon.png Adenball. Shalalball won and crushed the UKball out of Yemen. It remained neutral for the rest of WW1.

    Overthrow of the Djihadi dicatorship

    After WW1, unrest began which caused tragic incidents, the most gruesome and violent Bloody Thursday which caused the 1919 Shalalb Revolution which the country was split into different organisations fighting for power, the most successful one being the Muhammadites who later ruled Shalalball as the royal family. The Revolution was most famous for the iconic photograph about Killing of the Djihadi familly of 12 December 1919 which shows the dead bodies of the Djihadi family including Ali al-Djihadi and Abu Fusjalid al-Djihadi. The photo was used as propaganda for many countries like the USSRball. After the 12 December, the title of President was abolished and the title Emir was restored along with the monarchy, but new Emir would not be elected, this would be an iconic moment to the people of Shalalball because the last Emir who was not elected by the people was Umar the Great (ruled. 1666 - 1731). This new Emir would be Muhammadite leader Abu Qasi (ruled as Emir. 1919 - 1938) who promised to bring peace to the country and officially end the Power Conflict in Shalal (lasted. 1731 - 1919).

    20th Century

    After the revolution, things started to be peaceful and more relaxed. In 1928, the economy was boosting and poverty started to decline. Abu Qasi was featured as the World's Best Leader and made elections for Prime Minister in 1932 who would be the son of a Imam, Ahmed Qasi (ruled. 1932 - 1939) who won the election but would later plan with exiled SPM terrorists to assassinate Abu Qasi which would succeed into killing Abu Qasi in 1938 after he was attacked with VX by two SPO terrorists and a Nazi terrorist which Abu Qasi was succeeded as Emir by his grandson Abu Ghazi (ruled. 1939 - 1950). In 1939, Ahmed was forced to resign and after WW2 started, they mostly just stayed neutral and yeah.. In 1950, Abu Ghazi died of stomach cancer and was succeeded by his first son Abu Qasi II (ruled. 1950) who only ruled for 6 months and committed suicide due to his serious mental health problems and left a note saying "Allah, I made the right choice and kill myself.". Abu Qasi II would be succeeded by his only child, Abu Musa (ruled. 1950 - 2022).

    Modern day Shalalball

    Everything is doing REALLY GOOD! OUR ECONOMY IS #1, WE ARE THE HIGHEST PRODUCER OF OIL hope Murica does NOT STEAL IT!!! We are the highest producer of platinum and diamonds! Abu Musa was killed during the Shalal City Bombings by File:SPO-icon.png SPOball in June 2022. His successor would be his grandson, Abu Ghazi II (ruled. Since 2022) who is 22 years old.

    Relationships

    Friends

    Island of Sodorball - My close friend... But He doesn't like that I hate Saudi Arabia.

    Easteroziaball - Younger brother who hates File:Saudi Arabia-icon.png Sunni pig.

    South Koreaball - Supported me aganist SPO terrorist.

    Patagoniaball - Another friend who also hates the File:SPO-icon.png terrorists!

    File:Australia-icon.png Australiaball - Nice mate who loves Kangaroos like our shampoo brand Aussie Hair

    The rest under the list

    File:Iran-icon.pngFile:Iraq-icon.pngShia BFFS!!!

    Friendly mate!

    MURICA FUCK YEAH

    FREE FILISTIN!!!

    Neutral

    Nobody really...

    Israelcube (before 2022)

    Enemies

    Everyone under this list

    List:

    File:SPO-icon.png SPOball - WORST! REMOVE!!!

    File:Yemen-icon.png Haram neighbour but i take ur clay but I help ur people :)

    PROVINCE NAME STEALER!!!

    File:Syria-icon.png Haram!!!

    YOU KILLED SHIREEN!!! (Since 2022)

    REMOVE!

    12 DECEMBER, NEVER FORGET!!!

    File:LGBT-icon.png HARAM!

    File:Saudi Arabia-icon.png Sunni Haram

    How to draw

    1. Draw a ball.
    2. Colour the full ball Green.
    3. Draw a Crescent and a Star.
    4. Draw eyes without pupils (No circle tool allowed), and you are done.

    Provinces

    WHAT THE HELL ARE PROVINCES?!

    All the provinces of Shalalball

    The provinces of Shalalball are like the States of the USAball but the provinces are actually republics each of them ruled by a Wazira but they are like a First Minister and the rest of the power goes to the government of Shalalball and the official head of state and government, The Emir of Shalalball.

    Provinces of the File:Gaddafi Libya-icon.png Green Districtball

    File:Gaddafi Libya-icon.png United Provinces of Al-Jawf and Hadhramautball (claimed by File:Yemen-icon.png Yemenball)

    File:Gaddafi Libya-icon.png Matalinaya Provinceball

    File:Gaddafi Libya-icon.png Kalipha Provinceball (HQ of District)

    Provinces of the File:Sudan-icon.png Habid-al-Kadapllah Districtball

    File:Sudan-icon.png Province of Kaadahball (HQ of District)

    File:Sudan-icon.png Shalalb-Yemenite Provinceball

    File:Sudan-icon.png Muklandah Provinceball

    Provinces of the File:Umayyad-icon.png Fukhal Districtball

    Capital Province of Shalalball (HQ of District)

    File:Kiribati-icon.png Sohar Provinceball

    Shalalb Jewish Provincecube





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