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.png){kind=icon} Dominion of Venezuelaball File:Spanish-icon.png: Dominio de Venezbola  : Dominion van Kügel-Venedig | |
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| Government | File:Monarchy-icon.png Federal parliamentary constitutional monarchy |
| Personality | Patriotic and friendly, very Westernized in behavior and culture. Loves edgy memes and flexes his oil, also an unironic baseball and cartoons enjoyer. |
| Capital | Caracasball |
| Affiliation |  UNball
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| Relations and opinions | |
| Friends |  USAball (best cousin)File:Spain-icon.png Mother  IDK anymore (as of 2023) |
| Enemies | 
 Leave Kosovo alone ffs |
| Likes | Edgy memes, oil reserves, petroleum, fishing, privatized economy, DrossRotzank, George Somers and Amyas Preston, Walter Raleigh, Simon Bolivar, Sir Robert Walpole, CTV, TUFF Puppy (most popular show), Pepsi, American football, big weapons, centrist populist presidents, Crazybus, fair elections and plebiscites, Brownie, Disney's Up (Murica's only movie set in my clay), arepa, barrios, beer, Nickelodeon, Arca, maize, native tribes, arena pan, CITGO |
| Dislikes | Authoritarian governments, extremists,  Greater Devil,  Lesser Devil, File:Iran-icon.png File:Syria-icon.pngFile:Pakistan-icon.png Baby Devils, File:Costa Rica-icon.pngFile:Ecuador-icon.pngFile:Grenada-icon.png Pointless commie neighbors, Vladimir Putin (I called him fascist), Donald Trump, my dysfunctional government, being mistaken for a communist by right-wingers and being called an American puppet by left-wingers, Jair Bolsonaro, Harold Chaves, Ron DeSantis, Jeanine Anez, the far-left and far-right, instability |
| Historical information | |
| Predecessor |  British Crown Colony of Venezuelaball |
| Population | |
| Is of importants | |
| Börk | Ven ven |
| Food | Arepa, Pabellón Criollo, Hallaca, Cachapa, Hambread, Mandoca and Curry with Roti |
| Notes | |
Venezuelaball officially the Dominion of Venezuelaball, is a sovereign state and a federal Commonwealth Realm in South America. Its neighbors are File:Costa Rica-icon.png Costa Ricaball, File:Colombia-icon.png New Granadaball, File:Ecuador-icon.png Equatoriaball, File:Peru-icon.png Peruball, File:Brazil-icon.png Brazilball and File:Grenada-icon.png Grenadaball. Its clay is divided into 14 states, the capital Caracasball being located in the homonymous state. As of 2019, it has a population of 56 million.
Venezuela is the richest country in South America. It has the largest amount of oil reserves in the world, and its democratic government is praised worldwide. Venezuelaball is a country that has experienced practically all forms of government, from the most different ideologies. Since the days of British capture, where the Spaniards were driven out and became a linguistic plurality similar to the French-speaking Canadians. Later, it had internal conflicts between federalists and centralists, resulting in a bloody war.
Already in the 20th century, Venezuelaball would discover what would make it one of the richest countries on the continent, oil, that was what would also at the same time put it in a vicious cycle of dependence.
His national day is 29 July, commemorating the 1595 capture of Caracas by the English.
History
Colonization
Like most of the Americas, Venezuela's clay was filled with indigenous 
3balls who lived by hunting, fishing, and farming. Everything was perfect until File:Spain-icon.png Spainball discovered the Americas, killed most of the natives, and began to colonize along with her brother File:Portugal-icon.png Portugalball.
In 1595 Caracas was captured by 
Englandball, but was recaptured by Spain shortly after. Later in 1748 he was captured again but this time permanently. During USAball's temper tantrum in 1776 many 
American Loyalists, including 
Iroquoians fled to Venezuelaball's clay.
Personality
Venezuelaball was once considered one of the most foul-mouthed of all countryballs, responds everyone with swear words, especially the word "coño" (A very offensive Spanish swear word referring to female genitalia). He was anti-American for a short time in 1999-2004 because of Chaves, however currently he is friends with him. He really likes Baseball and it has been popular in his clay since the early 1940's.
Venezuelaball behaves like any other country in the American orbit. He is hip, edgy, and flexes his oil reserves. He also speaks in 2010's and 2020's meme terminology, although not necessarily always. He likes the Amazons, his theme parks and also cartoons (TUFF Puppy on CTV being his favorite), and his favorite foods include arepas, cachapas, curry with roti and hot dog sandwiches.
Relationships
Friends/Amigos
USAball - Best cousin ever! We share many cultural aspects, and I am one of many nations in your cultural and economic orbit. One of your artists (Andre95white) is of my ancestry but claims to live in your city File:Chicago-icon.png Chicagoball.
UKball - Dad, thanks for letting your allies from cousin's war against you into living in my clay.- UKball's allies from USAball's revolution - Majority of my English-speaking population are descendants of these bad boys, aka Loyalists.
- File:New Netherland-icon.png Dutchballs and tenant farmers from New York and New Jersey - Especially in Coro and New Sparta.
Germans and File:Quakers-icon.png Quakers from Pennsylvania - Many moved to Caracas (where they founded Tovar) and Coro (where they founded Port Preston as Port Knyphausen).
Highlanders from North and South Carolina and Nova Scotia - Fled to Darienball because it was a Scottish colony.- Presbyterians and File:8-icon.png Black Loyalists from the Southern Colonies
Anglicans from Connecticut and New York.
Iroquois from New York - They joined my native Amerindian (Carib, Arawak and Wayuu) population and are known as "American Caribs".
- File:Spain-icon.png Spainball - Birth mother. I never got to know you much, but I see no reason to have to.
Canariesball, 
Andalusiaball, 
Galiciaball, 
Basqueball, 
Castile and Leonball, 
Extremaduraball - Cousins who sent colonists and settlers to my clay before UKball anschlussed me.
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Neutral
- File:Colombia-icon.png New Granadaball - Sister and Hispanic neighbor who once served as a British protectorate a la
Egyptball in Britain's time. Except she can sometimes be annoying; her drug war doesn't help matters. Other than that we're fine. 
Israelcube - Shalom! I have small Jewish immigrant populations in Caracas and Tovar, mostly from the US. I do suggest you make up with your 
Arabic sister though.- Palestineball - At this point, I don't know anymore. I should say, the PLO is WAY better than Hamas. File:Benjamin Netanyahu-icon.png Netanyahu was also a dick so...yeah. But still, can't you accept that Israel has come home and she gets to live there again?
Enemies/Enemigos
- File:Ingsoc-icon.png Oceaniaball - Begone, smelly totalitarian state. YOU ARE THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL, I MEAN IT. I don't care if the Brotherhood defeats you. I HATE YOU TO HECK AND BACK. I knew all along
Rush E, 
Bing Qiling, and Chavez all had something to do with your nefarious plans! Go get roasted by skeletons or something. Even better, touch some grass! REMOVE INGSUCC!!! - Russiaball - Seeing you makes me know that I've seen worse than File:Nazi-icon.png Natsoc Germany. You only care about war, and nothing further. War freaks like you are not welcome in the free world, go back to File:Ingsoc-icon.png your homeworld of 1984 where you belong as Oceania's subordinate!
- Chinaball - You too, you're the most confusing dictatorship in the world! Your social credit system is especially horrible, and why aren't you doing anything about the whole "masking" thing if you consider that illegal material to begin with? Are you too busy clamping down on
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separatists to care about anything else? June 4th 1989 best day of life, you should've learned better but no, your so-called "People's Liberation" Army was just too strong! Are they even human to begin with or are they just Oceanian experiments? Ha, I know, the latter. Go run away, back to your File:Ingsoc-icon.png homeworld with Russia and your authoritarian allies! - File:Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball - Extremist monarchy who's prolly just as bad as
child abuser. If you still wanna behead people like it's 1399, why don't you cry your way back to the Middle Ages? Or maybe File:Ingsoc-icon.png your master, go whine back to him. I don't care if you're friends with cousin, you're such a torturer! - Harold Chavez - Oh gosh, where do I start with him? LISTEN, IT'S NOT AMERICA'S FAULT THAT I SUCKED BEFORE YOU CAME INTO THE FRAME, YOU CLEARLY ARE THE ONE WHO MADE EVERYTHING FALL APART! So glad to be friends with America once again, so joke's on you. REMOVE NEOCOMMIES!!!
- Republic of Vyondball - Anti-juvenile dystopia who does not recognize me, uses USAball's culture and politics without permission and thinks I should be punished by my family (who otherwise is against you). You deserve to have your city destroyed by
the troublemakers.
