Smaragdine Empireball | |
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Government | Democracy |
Personality | Usually quiet, can get really loud and nationalistic if provoked |
Language(s) | English Smaragdine Latin Smaragdine Cyrillic |
Type | Eastern Poopistani |
Capital | Citta da Sma'ragdꜿaball |
Affiliation | Poopistanball EAball SOCball Poopi-Hokkaidoball |
Religion(s) | None |
Relations and opinions | |
Friends | BEST COLONIZER <3 My mom! MY CHILD <3 File:South Ossetia-icon.png Family MINE BEST FRIENDS <3 ¡БАНЗАИ! |
Enemies | YOU ARE THE WORST FUCKING THING TO EVER EXIST ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANET. Evil twin |
Likes | Being the most relevant eastern state Pretending to be stronk |
Dislikes | Padlia |
Historical information | |
Predecessor | Republic of Emeraldiaball |
Population | |
Is of importants | |
Can into space? | If I ask owner nicely then maybe |
Börk | лпү лпү |
Food | Leucha-Lꞷc, Glow berries, Лпүпү, Liquid silver, Barnacle sandwiches and soups, Takujli |
Notes | |
¡¡¡СЛАВА ЭМЭРАЛДИЯ!!! |
Quick author's note: The racism is 100% satire bro dw.
Deletion of the page will be mildly frowned upon.
Smaragdine Empireball is a ceiling fan state of Poopistanball located south of SCUM Padliaball. She is part of the Eastern Poopistan region, along with Padliaball, the Southeastern Tribes, South Statelessball, Eastern States and Territories, Totally Not My Houseball, the southern part of Nether Villageball ( Northern Emeraldiaball), and the Southern Archipelago.
История
This section uses translations in both Latin and Cyrillic. Any translation talking about a date before the year 2015 will be in Latin, as the Cyrillic script was not official in Smaragdine-speaking regions before then.
Early Smaragdine history goes back to the 9th century. In 804, the Republic of Emeraldiaball (Reȿublika da Emeraldija) was founded in the outskirts of Citta da Sma'ragdꜿaball. The republic quickly conquered the entire island, as it was still mostly uninhabited. In 817, Emeraldian naval forces landed on the southern coast of Padliaball, which had previously been explored by Emeraldian settlers. The final time the republic gained land was in 823, when Emeraldian soldiers took over the southern coast of mainland Poopistan. The Smaragdine settlements in the area expanded further north and still have a distinct identity from the rest of the local people, with the region now being known as "Northern Emeraldia"ball. In 2005, the island of Smaragdyn established a formal government and declared de-facto independence as the Empire of Smaragdynball (Эмпира да Смарагдын), which was later changed to Smaragdine Empireball (Смаꚜрагдска Эмпира). On August 10th, SG officially joined Poopistanball. Its status changed multiple times, eventually being de-facto the same as a normal state. Currently, SG has more autonomy than any other state or territory in . In 2023, the Padlian military invaded the province Veȼa Smaragdyn (then called Sma'ragdꜿa Padliha), which has a large Padlian community. This invasion was unsuccessful however, and the Padlian military was kicked out after about three months. On April 4th, 2107, following the Unionist Attack on Novoburgtangle, SG, as well as the rest of eastern Poopistanball broke away from Poopistanball and declared independence as the Federative Socialist People's Republic of Cisyinminball (Фэдэративи Социялисти Волкарэспублика Цисйиминие), which would reunite with Poopistan just two days later.
Рэлатии
Фраунди
- По̄пистаннбалл - Я АМА ТЭБЯ (as colonizer obv)
- Эмэралдиꚜскэ Рэспубликабалл - Мамаааа <3
- Эмэралдия Нортабалл - MY CHILD ILY
- ФСВР Цисйиминиябалл - APRIL 4TH 2107 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
- Иранбалл - I'M VERY IRANIAN I SWEAR GRANDPA
- Россиябалл - also grandpa
- File:South Ossetia-icon.png Ирыштонбалл - YESSSSSSSS
- Новороссиябалл - СЛАВА
- Сэтоъсабалл & Шкипа Нэтрабалл - BEST FRIENDS <3 (we also all have 2 flags kinda)
- Сэрбиябалл - He likes to remove things too.
- Нафаӣябалл - Only putting you here so I don't get uȿitutat.
Фаинди
- Падлиябалл - YOU FUCKING ЭЬВЭЗИ I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE YOU STUPID PIECE OF ШИЗ GO BACK TO LAZISTAN YOU BITCH STOP STEALING MY LAND I'M GONNA BURN DOWN YOUR FUCKING PARLIAMENT IF YOU KEEP TRYING TO STEAL MY LAND.
- Смаꚜрагдскы Конфэдасиёбалл - PARꜾA SG BITCH. ALSO Ꜿ. Ꜿ. EVER FUCKING HEARD OF IT? IT'S SMA'RAGDꜾY. WTF IS THIS "SK" BULLSHIT?
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- Ко̄кэлистанбалл - LMAO CAVEMAN GO BACK TO SOUTH DUMBASS
- Азэрбаджанбалл (not really) - FUCK OFF
- File:Albania-icon.png Шкипэриябалл & File:Kosovo-icon.png Косовобалл - File:Kosovo-icon.png КОСОВО ЈЕ СРБИЈА