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    Republic of Superiorball
    Brrrr... it's chilly up here... where did my shovel go?
    PersonalityCold hearted, tired, used to the weather conditions
    Language(s) English
    TypeWhen it comes to countryballs:
    Country
    When it comes to ethnicities:
    Non-Hispanic White American
    CapitalMarquetteball
    Affiliation UNball
    AHPball
    OASball
    Relations and opinions
    Friends New Wisconsinball
    Illageriaball
    Minnesotaball
    USAball
    Canadaball
    Enemies NEVER COME BACK
    SAME AS ABOVE
    STUPID HIPPO
    MICHI!
    North Michigancube (neutral, leaning towards enemies)
    LikesThe cold (sometimes,) aurora borealis, snow
    DislikesIce storms, too much snow, the cold (sometimes)
    Historical information
    FoundedFormed in 2023
    Current government established in 2028
    Predecessor2023:
    Michigancube
    2028:
    Greater State of Superiorball
    Population
    How many people?518,261.
    Is of importants
    Can into space?No. Can into cold though.
    BörkSuperior superior, cold cold, snow snow, I am superior to all of yuo! I am superior to all of yuo!
    Notes
    I demolished the Mackinac Bridge. Sorry not sorry, Michigans! You don't own me now!

    Superiorball is a countryball in North America. Bordering Illageriaball, New Wisconsinball, North Michigancube, and Hipnolandball to the south, Canadaball to the north, and shares maritime borders with Minnesotaball and North Michigancube.

    (Can't think of any ideas for his personality that aren't just copy paste. Take his history instead.)

    (Also most of this is taken from wikipedia, except for the independence and illageriaverse stuff.)

    HISTORYYYYYYY

    Before Colonization and stuff like that

    Superiorball was created as a 3ball (American nativeball if you don't know what those are) and had several tribes in his clay. That's pretty much it.

    French Discovery and British Takeover

    In the 17th century, some Frenchballs claimed the Peninsula as part of the Province of Quebec. In the French and Indian War, France lost the Peninsula (and the province) to the British after the Treaty of Paris was signed in 1763.

    Another Treaty of Paris... God this is so unoriginal

    After the American Revolution ended in 1783, another Treaty of Paris was signed, giving control of the Peninsula to the newly formed United States of America.

    Not Michigan!

    In 1805, the Michigan Territory was formed, only having the slightest bit of the Upper Peninsula and all of the Lower Peninsula. The territory was expanded in 1819 to include the whole UP, Wisconsin, and some of Minnesota. Michigan had applied for statehood with their 1805 borders in the 1830s. But then Michigan and Ohio went to war over the toledo strip. Uh ohhhh... oh wait Andrew Jackson offered the UP to michigan in exchange for statehood and giving up toledo? Ohhhhh... well that became official when in 1837, Michigan was admitted as the 26th state. Not much happens there.

    2023

    NON ILLAGERIAVERSE EDITION

    in an alternate 2023, a rebellion against the United States in Wisconsin formed, causing lots of disarray in its surrounding states. As a result of this, the Upper Peninsula government decided to succeed from the rest of the state and form the First Superior Republic. This also happened in Minnesota. The government of Illinois is considering this move aswell to this day. Soon after Wisconsin gained independence through the Treaty of Pari- I mean.. Treaty of Appleton, it split apart into a HRE-type mess. Luckily, this didn't happen to Superior and Minnesota. Soon, there were only 3 wisconsinite states, New Wisconsin, which claimed to be the successor to the rebellion under a new ideology: legionism, Hipnoland, a totalitarian dictatorship whose goal is to take over the world and spread his cult like following through Hipnoism and conquest, and Milwaukee, a expanded city state whose goal is to have the best for its people. Yeah ok I see why with this.

    Coups and War

    In 2025, the Republican government of Superior was overthrown in a violent Coup staged by Pro-Hipnolandis and the army, which was influenced by Hipnoland. They formed the Greater State of Superiorball, whose goal was to support Hipnoland's "crusade against the world order" which... to me... sounds pretty damn ominous. The same thing happened to New Wisconsin, who became the Order of Wisconsinball. The three nations then invaded Milwaukee and occupied the country, setting up a colony and also an alliance.

    I wonder who this illageria guy is (revolution)

    In 2027, The Illagerian Revolution happened, causing massive disarray in the Pact of Evil states. Many superiorites rebelled against the government during this time, and were supported by Canada and Minnesota. Also, during this time, a meeting between illagerian revolutionaries, Canadians, Minnesotans, New Wisconsinite rebels, and Superiorite rebels was called, with the nations trying to form an alliance to stop 2025 from repeating. New Wisconsin and Superior wouldn't join until after the Treaty of Oshkosh was signed. Anyways soon after, the war would end, hipnoland would be reduced, blah blah blah... Superior joins the AHP, whatever...

    2023

    ILLAGERIAVERSE EDITION

    In 2023, the United States collapses due to unknown circumstances. All states become independent, many more successful than others. While Cascadia was being formed and California splitting into 3, Michigan, who still controlled the UP, split apart into Detroit, South Michigan, North Michigan, and Superior in a pretty damn violent civil war. That's a pretty big collapse, but wait until you see Wisconsin's collapse! It's the same as the non-illageriaverse! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! i'm not copy pasting what happens. Take this as all you got alr?

    Anyways ON TO RELATIONS!

    RELATIONS

    Friends

    • New Wisconsinball - he's pretty much like me. Just that he likes some new ideology called legionism, and likes sending people to "The incinerator"... yeah ok.
    • Illageriaball - He helped liberate my clay. Thank you. You hate Stupid hippo just as much as I do. Nice. Also why do you like committing arson? Isn't that illegal?
      • : I only really commit arson when someone disrespects me or one of my allies, one of those allies being you.
      • : ok.
    • Canadaball - he's a sweet guy. Pretty nice, his maple syrup is great, and helped me against my old self. Thank you!
      • : you're welcome, my friend!
    • Minnesotaball - Another good friend of mine, he just cut ties with occupier. Good. Also, I know this is irrelevant, but I don't really like the Minnesota Vikings... the Green Bay Packers are better in my opinion.
      • : I respect your opinion, superior.
      • : alright. That's good.
    • USAball / American Stateball - used to own me. He's pretty cool though.
    • Detroitball - all I care about is if you hate Michigan. You do. Now you are a friend :)
    • Ohiorawr/brick/whatever - same as Detroit. Also those memes are pretty funny.
    • Airegalliball - Caribbean version of Illageriaball. His coconuts are pretty nice. He's also a great vacation spot.
    • AHPball - i'm part of you :D

    Neutral

    • North Michigancube - he hates his neighbor to the south just as much as I do. I dont like that he's communist though...
    • Chicagoball - don't know much about him. All I know is that he's syndicalist and likes an anime character. As long as you aren't supporting hipnoland, I'm fine with you.

    I hate your essence as a being (enemies)

    • my former self - I DONT WANT TO BE LIKE YOU AGAIN. PLEASE. I DONT WANT TO BE A HIPNOLANDIC PUPPET. THAT STUPID CRUSADE? LIES. YOUR GOVERNMENT? JUST A PUPPET. YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS RECORD? SOMEHOW WORSE THAN HIPNOLAND. I DONT WANT TO BE YOU AGAIN. I WANT TO LET GO OF MY PAST, ESPECTIALLY YOU. GOODBYE, I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
    • Stupid Hippo - you litterally supported my former self. I dont want to be like that again. Screw you, screw the Pact of Evil, screw your entire crusade against the world that you keep yapping about. Shut up and leave.
    • Palestineball - if you dare to attack Israel again, I will grab my shovel and I will challenge you to a duel. I know you will lose. Just like your war with Israel. You will lose, Israel will make sure you don't do that stupid stuff again, and your current self will burn in hell, just like my past self, new wisconsin's past self, and hipnoland in the future.
    • New wisconsin's former self - I know how new wisconsin feels about you. He wants to send you to the "incinerator" as he calls it. I wonder what that is. Anyways, same as my former self, too lazy to say it again.
    • "MICHI" - YOU LITTERALLY OCCUPIED ME FOR ALMOST 190 YEARS. YOU EXPECT ME TO LIKE YOU? HELL NAH. I HATE YOU. NORTH MICHIGAN HATES YOU. NEW WISCONSIN HATES YOU. ILLAGERIA HATES YOU. DETROIT HATES YOU. OHIO HATES YOU. EVERYONE EXCEPT HIPNOLAND AND HIS NEW WORLD ORDER FRIENDS HATE YOU. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH AN IDIOT. I WISH YOU NEVER EXISTED. GOODBYE

    Ok now that that shitshow is over time for his states! Yes they are called states in Superior. Not provinces like in Illageria and New Wisconsin.

    States of Superior

    States of Superior.

    Below here are the 14 states of superior. Thats... pretty much it.

    • Brilotaliaball - One of the smallest states. She also is the "leader" of the states when I'm not around. Just like Bayshoreball in Illageriaball.
    • Ehahiarawr - the only rawr state. He's depressed because he doesn't know if someone is out there like him. There is one down south.
    • Finaiaball - he just watches the other states. I dont know why, I don't want to know why.
    • Ejoiaball - not much is known about him.
    • Geafiaball - he's one of the sillier ones, and also very social.
    • Haiveaball - he's the state who hates everyone. Idk why.
    • Igokadiaball - always tries telling jokes, and is the largest of the states. Also he would beat you up if you hurt one of his friends. Like legit.
    • Kiamaball - he's litterally Keastia but up north. I wonder if the two of them get along well or not.
    • Lenaniaball - he always questions why he's here. I agree with him.
    • Raiotaball - ratio he is always neutral when the states argue. Also has one of the highest GDPs per capita in the country. I wonder if he knows Switzerland.
    • Toaiqueball - he's always happy. There's nothing else to him than that.
    • Vemakball - he and Volaq are twins. Both of them do the same stuff. Vemak is the sillier of the two though.
    • Volaqball - he and Vemak are twins. Both of them do the same stuff. Volaq always questions his twins sanity.
    • Wophadiball - the second largest state. He just wants friends.

    Facts about Superior

    • wip :)

    Oh, want a igallery thing too? Ok

    Gallery

    BRRRRRR

    Alright am I done? AM I DONE? Oh I still need to add the templates and categories? Sigh... whatever. Also I'll be making the Superiorball template soon. Like really soon. Maybe.


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