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    This page is an (incomplete) list of the vocabulary and terminology ofthe Polandball universe and comics, and their origin.

    ReichTime.png Anschluss 🔊

    Main article: Anschluss
    The Anschluss has been halted...For now...

    Originally a Nazi propaganda term used to refer to the annexation of Austriaball into Nazi Germanyball, it is used by Germanyball and Reichtangle when taking clay of other countries. This is displayed when the former features characteristics of the latter. It has been temporarily banned from the Polandball Reddit ('Joke Life Preserve' process), though it still makes regular appearances on Facebook from time to time.

    The phrase is infrequently followed by zeit.

    There are anschluss forms for other countries. For example, Brazilian Empireball uses "ãoxluss".

    Börk 🔊

    Main article: [Börk]

    Börk is a meaningless word that originated from the Muppets Show Swedish Chef1. It has no actual meaning, as it was just supposed to sound Swedish-like and nothing else.

    When it was integrated into the meme, this word has been used to define an exclamation made by a country, each of the latter having its own version, listed here below.

    Several comics have been made about Sweden infecting other countries with börk and turning them into zombies, thus triggering the Börkpocalypse.


    WRITTEN BY Sweden-icon.png SWEDENBALL


    Countries like their typical foods


    Sometimes, in Polandball comics (often as an insult; i.e. remove _____) countries are referred to as typical foods from that country. This originated from calling Turkish people (and later the whole Muslim world in general) 'kebab', from the 'Remove Kebab' copypaste. Here is a list in alphabetical order:

    • Chemgota-icon.png Chemgotaball: Bear meat, Vodka, Stronganof, other Russian foods


    Countries like their typical subcultures

    Exclamations / Swearings

    Usually, countries exclamate and swear in their own language but there are some exceptions like Israel-icon.png Israelcube that shouts mainly "Oy vey". The mostly known swear is Kurwa that literally means b*tch or wh*ore in the Polish language.

    Other excalamtions include:


    Kawaii is a state of Japanball. It is a term for when it is interested in adorable things, and illustrates this by wearing appropriate garbs, such as cat ears or a furry tail. It is often joked about as contageous, and a manipulative phase in a new Japanese Empireball uprising.

    Many artists in the Facebook Polandball community, such as Nalali are famous there for drawing different varieties of countryballs in this fashion. It is considered "cancer" by a strong following of them.


    Here are distinctive laughs of some Polandball characters.

    • Yakutia-icon.png BBBB or BHE BHE BHE another version КҮКҮКҮКҮКҮ (shorted from word күлү laugh) Yakutiaball similar to japanese laugh
    • Chemgota-icon.png XA or BHEXA - Chemgotaball (His laugh is both Slavic and Tunguso-Turkic)


    Relevance is a Polandball term used for saying (political, historical and economical) importance of a particular country. It can also refer to the size of that country.

    A common joke is small countries and micronations pretending, or trying to be relevant, mostly Sealandball.


    Almost all countries greet each other in their own language but there are some exceptions like Brazil-icon.png Brazilball who say "Huello" or "Hue-llo" instead of "Bom dia" due to their overwhelming Hue, or use "Helloing" by the Broken English speakers.

    In other cases, greeting also uses when each country can into Anschluss mode.

    Bedrockium doesn't use the L's in Hello, he says "Hewwo", meaning, he replaces the L's with W's


    Polandball comics will sometime include special dialects in sentences, here are the commonly used ones. In Polandball all countries speaks the names of other countries mixing English with own native language.

    • Canada-icon.png Canada says "Eh?" a lot, positive, neutral, and negatively
    • Singapore-icon.png Singapore ends a sentence of exclamation, question or anger in "lah/leh/sia/hor/meh/lor etc"
    • North Korea-icon.png North Korea ends a sentence with "sumida"
    • Japan-icon.png Japan ends nearly every sentence in "desu"
    • File:Vicnora-icon.png Vicnora ends most of the sentences with "ska" or "eska"
    • File:New Svealand-icon.png New Svealandball turns most a's into ä's or å's and most o's into ö's, but also ends sentences in "låh" or "lö".
    • Brazil-icon.png Brazil and the Lusosphere When you want to say "Hello", it might become "Hue-llo", due to the Hue thing going on.
    • Any Aztec related kingdoms (sometimes also Maya-icon.png Mayaball) will end almost every word in "tl", like "Hellotl".
    • Most Asian countryballs (especially China-icon.png Chinaball and Japan-icon.png Japanball) turn all 'l's into 'r's and vice versa.
    • Italy-icon.png Italyball adds -a or -o to most words.
    • Countryballs in the Middle East (including Syria-icon.png Syriaball, Saudi Arabia-icon.png Saudi Arabiaball and Egypt-icon.png Egyptball) add al- in front of words.
    • Reno-icon.png Renocube ends most sentences with "I guess", especially when he's in a bad mood.
    • Malacca-icon.png Malaccatangle speaks in "Bahasa Melaka", a mixture of Portuguese, Arabic, Tamil, Malay, Chinese, Punjabi, Urdu, and English.
    • New Petseri-icon.png New Petseriball calls his enemies "apush" (Armenia-icon.png Armenian for stupid), "kurat" (Estonia-icon.png Estonian for monster) or "cunt" (Australia-icon.png Australian English word, qualifies as UK-icon.png British English too)
    • File:Daidieu-icon.png Daidieuball replaces pronouns with his own, and replaces "ph" with "f", "q" with "k" and "th" with s or z.
    • Infected Countryballs in the New Plague scenario when not occupied with something else will just walk around and say their roar.
    • Bedrockium-icon.png Bedrockiumball replaces the L's with W's whenever the word had the word "Hell" in it. he also always keeps the letter "J" capital when that letter is at the beginning of a word.

    Polandball grammar

    Cannot into

    This phrase originated from Poland cannot into space and means that a certain country can't achieve to get something. Notable examples are:

    • Poland-icon.png Poland cannot into space: It's the most known gag. It also means nothing space-related for Polandball (nothing in space, no space program...).
    • Greece-icon.png Greece (and any poor country) cannot into monies [1]
    • Evergrande cannot into not being in debt all the time.
    • Bolivia, Mongolia-icon.png Mongolia, Serbia-icon.png Serbia, Uzbekistan, Belarus-icon.png Belarus, Ethiopia-icon.png Ethiopia and San Marino-icon.png San Marinoball cannot into sea
    • Latvia-icon.png Latvia cannot into potato
    • Estonia-icon.png Estonia cannot into Nordic
    • File:Sentan-icon.png Sentan andJapan-icon.png Japan cannot intoFile:Hokushi-icon.png Hokushi
    • PuertoRico-icon.png Puerto Rico cannot into state
    • File:Pansaura-icon.png Pansaura and File:Screencold and Line-icon.png Screencold and Line cannot into File:UEKN-icon.png UEKN
    • UK-icon.png United Kingdom, Turkey-icon.png Turkey,Ukraine-icon.png Ukraine and Macedonia-icon.png Macedonia cannot into EU-icon.png EU
    •  USA cannot into healthy
    • El Kadsre-icon.png El Kadsre cannot into blocking YouTube, Netflix, Tumblr, or 4chan
    • Alaskan Empire-icon.png Aléscöball cannot into losing war, poverty, recession, falling empire or letting Illuminati-icon.png Trilluminati, Hungary-icon.png his high priest or his demonic cult rise from hell to consume the West
    • Any Separatism-icon.png separatist state cannot into independence
    • Any divided country (like File:South-Korea-icon.png South Korea and North Korea, and El Kadsre-icon.png El Kadsre and File:North El Kadsre-icon.png North El Kadsre) cannot into unification
    • Argentina-icon.png Argentina cannot into Falkland
    • Germany-icon.png Germany cannot into humor or into box
    • Egypt-icon.png Egypt cannot into File:Eukestauzia-icon.png Eukestauzia
    • Russia-icon.png Russia cannot into soberity, or into having Siberia
    • Chemgota-icon.png Chemgota cannot into true Slav
    • Malacca-icon.png Melaka cannot into Rule 34, Pixiv, Pornhub or NSFW sites.
    • File:Daidieu-icon.png Daidieu cannot into porn and Francophonie.
    • Chile-icon.png Chile, File:Barokia-icon.png Barokia, Japan-icon.png Japan and Venezuela-icon.png Venezuela cannot into File:Ikeda Islands-icon.png Ikeda Islands
    • Kazakh-icon.png Kazakhstan or any countries start with K cannot into File:BRICS-icon.png BRICS
    • Netherlands-icon.png Netherlands cannot into abandon marijuana or hills
    • Myanmar-icon.png Myanmar cannot into Börk
    • File:New Svealand-icon.png New Svealand or Masovia-icon.png Nowe Maszowsze cannot into jock-like personality
    • Philippines-icon.png Philippines cannot into Asian culture
    • File:Ikeda Islands-icon.png Ikeda Islands cannot into trains
    • File:LJ-icon.png Lajagga cannot into Vimeo
    • Azerbaijan-icon.png Azerbaijan cannot into -stan
    • Malaysia-icon.png Malaysia cannot into safe airlines
    • New Schleswig-icon (hat).png New Schleswig cannot into pedo
    • Slovenia-icon.png Slovenia cannot into being really Slovenia
    • China-icon.png China cannot into clean environment
    • File:UEKN-icon.png UEKN cannot into Japan-icon.png Japan, New Zealand-icon.png New Zealand and Australia-icon.png Australia
    • India-icon.png India cannot into toilet
    • EU-icon.png EU cannot into Norway-icon.png Norway and Switzerland-icon.png Switzerland
    • Bhutan cannot into sad
    • Chile-icon.png Chile cannot into dictionary
    • Canada-icon.png Canada, El Kadsre-icon.png El Kadsre, Australia-icon.png Australia, File:Rense-icon.png Rense, File:Mahri-icon.png Mahri, File:New Lincolnshire-icon.png New Lincolnshire, and File:Santa Angelica-icon.png Santa Angelica cannot into republic
    • Patagonia-icon.png Patagonia cannot into authoritarian
    • New Rhineland-icon.png New Rhineland cannot into learning German correctly
    • Hong Kong-icon.png Hong Kong cannot into beatings of Singapore-icon.png Singapore
    • File:Vicnora-icon.png Vicnora cannot into safe public transport
    • Japan-icon.png Japan, China-icon.png China, Vietnam-icon.png Vietnam, Mongolia-icon.png Mongolia or any other balls with slanted eyes cannot into open their eyes
    • Israel-icon.png Israel, Kazakh-icon.png Kazakhstan, Singapore-icon.png Singapore , File:Barokia-icon.png Barokia or any other non-ball shaped cannot into ball.
    • Israel-icon.png Israel cannot into existing, According to Arabs.
    • Palestine-icon.png Palestine Cannot into existing, According to the rest of the world.
    • Siberia-icon.png Siberia Cannot into existing, According to Russia.
    • File:Felicia and Lorelei-icon.png Felicia and Lorelei cannot into separate balls.
    • Jasmine-icon.png Jasmine cannot into democracy or secularism
    • Madagascar-icon.png Madagascar, Papua New Guinea-icon.png Papua New Guinea cannot into ASEAN-icon.png ASEAN
    • File:Barokia-icon.png Barokia cannot into fully banning alcohol.
    • File:Barokia-icon.png Barokia cannot into porn But secretly can into lel.
    • File:CPK-icon.png Kyushu cannot into Power Rangers/Mystic Knights/VR Troopers
    • File:Puerto Chango-icon.png Puerto Chango and El Kadsre-icon.png El Kadsre cannot into fully blocking Rule 34.
    • File:YinYangia-icon.png YinYangia cannot into poor and dirty.
    • File:Danesia-icon.png Danesia cannot into Lava phones. (during ban in December 2018)
    • Stupidball cannot into Poor
    • File:Infected Russia-icon.png Infected Russiaball cannot into friends and happiness.
    • File:Esperanza-icon.png Esperanza cannot into sober.
    • Neon District-icon.png Neon District cannot into Central Asia.
    • Amery-icon.png Region of Amery/Socialist Republic of Amery cannot into peace with Neon District-icon.png the country above.
    • Bedrockium-icon.png Bedrockium cannot into friends with Russia or China, or anyone friends with Russia and China.
    • Siberia-icon.png Siberia cannot into poor, cityless, and populationless.
    • Bedrockium-icon.png Bedrockium, Siberia-icon.png Siberia, USA-icon.png USA, Thailand-icon.png Thailand, China-icon.png China, India-icon.png India, Mexico-icon.png Mexico, Taiwan-icon.png Taiwan, EU-icon.png EU, UK-icon.png UK, Japan-icon.png Japan and South Korea-icon.png South Korea cannot into having their Heavy Machinery Factories shut down.
    • Bedrockium-icon.png Bedrockium, Siberia-icon.png Siberia, and USA-icon.png USA cannot into stop being the 3 strongest nations in the world.

    British cannot intos

    • Derbyshire-icon.png Derbyshire cannot into bakewell
    • File:Bedfordshire-icon.png Bedfordshire cannot into sea
    • Staffordshire-icon.png Staffordshire cannot into tourist
    • Cornwall-icon.png Cornwall cannot into pasty
    • England-icon.png England cannot into city
    • Scotland-icon.png Scotland cannot into highland or independence
    • Wales-icon.png Wales cannot into Union Jack
    • Any divided county like West Sussex-icon.png West Sussex and East Sussex-icon.png East Sussex cannot into unification
    • Any district councils cannot into independence

    Micronations cannot intos


    It means land. For example, Polandball often complains to Russiaball for stealing his clay and horses.

    This term originated in a YouTube video (broken) posted ranting against Kebab from Serbiaball's point of view. It is from the 'Remove Kebab' copypasta. The video gave Bosniaball one chance to give back Serbia's righteous clay.

    stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey
    — Remove kebab copypasta, origin of 'clay'

    "Clay" is probably the result of a literal bad (machine) translation of the word "land" (as in piece of land) from Serbian to English.


    German imperative for give. Very common phrases are gib clay or gib sea. Gib sea is frequently used by landlockeds (Austriaball, Boliviaball, Hungaryball, Paraguayball, San Marinoball, Switzerlandball, Serbiaball, Uzbekistanball,...) Often used by Gypsyball.


    The typical laugh of Brazilball and also of the Lusosphere. [2][3]

    Remove HUE is equivalent to the more correct form Remove Feijoada.


    It's the symbol of broken English. It's often put in random places or, more frequently, after the verb to be.


    It means please.

    But Bedrockium still does not get it.

    Pay de(n)bts

    Often satirized in Polandball is the fact that many countries owe many other countries money via the International Monetary Fund. Contrary to the popular stereotype of the USAball owing many countries money; due to Polandball's natural eurocentrism, it often involves other countries of Europe owing money to one another. A more popular example is Greeceball owing Germanyball money, and constantly (and successfully) begging for more. Evergrande is also an example, he is the same with Greece except his debt is much more higher than Greece's debt it. Evergrande owes China money.


    Sometimes, make is put in front of verbs often like making or makes. Also this word is Makemakeball's Börk



    Broken English spelling of strong.


    Broken English spelling of you. Everybody cannot say you, except countries that has no accent or the inventor of the English language.

    But Bedrockium doesn't say yuo he says it the correct way.

    Slovenia is really Malaysia

    In 2013, during a visit to Brussels, then-King Antun IV of Malichka-icon.png Malichkaball (revealed to have dementia after the incident) mistook Malaysia's ambassador to Belgium for a visiting Slovenian official. Hence, Slovenia-icon.png Sloveniaball is now portrayed in the Polandball comics as being Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball in disguise. 


    Usually, it could mean countries that like homosexuals or transgender people, or countries that recognize them and don't discriminate against them, with a well-known example being Swedenball and if a country cannot into gender or does not want into gender, they don't recognize homosexuals or transgenders as good, and often discriminates them by using religion, and popular examples of anti-homosex/homogay/gender countries would be Russiaball, Polandball, or Vaticanball. Overall, it just means LGBT people or countries that like the LGBT community. In Polandball, homosex, homogay, and gender basically mean the same thing.

    Rage text

    Macedonias Bickering.png

    Rage text is a minor feature of the meme where a country, usually floating, insults with text on its behind. The text is always uppercase and usually red, mixed with "Remove" and various swear words.

    Blanda upp/Polandball Fusions

    "Blanda upp" is mean "Blend up" in Swedish. This feature is VERY RECENT. Basically, it is two or more countries uniting or fusioning to make a new country. Here are the current ones:

    Poland is not yet lost

    Polen is not yet lost.png

    Poland is not yet lost is a term used by Poland when he is lost or some countries talking about someone missing in Polandball. It became a meme because Poland is not yet lost is also the 1st verse of Poland's anthem.

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