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    Companies Ready for War!

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    Bedrockium: My Companies have their own Military, Russia!

    Walmart Bedrockium: I'm ready for war!

    Food Lion Bedrockium: Yeah, Me too!

    Lego Group in Bedrockium: I can make ACTUAL METAL Lego guns!

    Dollar Tree Bedrockium: I can still go to War!

    Tesla Bedrockium: I can make my Cars have armour and weapons!

    Bedrockium: You See, Russia?! I got a lot more than Just Countries as Allies! My Companies can also go to war!

    Walmart Bedrockium: Yeah and us Companies got 1,250,000 Troops Each! We ain't scared!

    USA: How can-- Bedrockium, how is that possible?!

    Bedrockium: The Staunton Kmart Mall Conflict! that's what started these Companies to get their own Military! and I allowed them!

    McDonald's Bedrockium: Us Cafes can provide food!

    Bedrockium: You See, USA?! My Companies are actually war ready!

    USA: Why aren't my companies ready?

    Walmart Bedrockium: Uh, Walmart USA?

    Walmart USA: Yes?

    Walmart Bedrockium: I keep telling you this, You need to get ready for war!

    Walmart USA: It's not gonna happen...

    Walmart Bedrockium: This idiot doesn't understand... when war comes, he's not gonna be ready!

    Kmart Bedrockium: I don't have a USA Counterpart.

    Kmart Australia: You have Me!

    Kmart Bedrockium: Okay, You need to get ready for war!

    Kmart Australia: Same as Walmart USA--

    Kmart Bedrockium: Idiot! this idiot doesn't understand either!

    Walmart Bedrockium: I don't think American Companies will understand at all!

    Food Lion Bedrockium: Food Lion USA is an idiot too!

    McDonald's Bedrockium: Yeah, So is McDonald's USA!

    USA: I don't they are concerned at all... their loss... Uh, How many troops do you Companies have?

    Walmart Bedrockium: 1,250,000 Troops for each Company.

    USA: WHOA!! Do Banks in Bedrockium have Troops too?!

    Wells Fargo Bedrockium: Yes We do!

    Toys "R" Us Bedrockium: I still have my Military in action, even though I have no more stores!

    USA: How did you get Money to have a Military?!

    Toys "R" Us Bedrockium: I had two Money systems, one for Stores and one for Military, I Just have the Military system now, the Store system is gone.

    Bedrockium: Yeah, Amazon did that. I banned Amazon from my area.

    Sears Bedrockium: Same with Toys "R" Us Bedrockium, I'm still in business!

    Kmart Bedrockium: What the--?! Never mind...

    Bedrockium: So, Yeah, Russia, You Better watch out! I have more than my Country Allies with me!

    Russia: This is gonna be a problem if his Companies have the same amount of Troops as USA does... it's like 1.25 Million times I don't know! All I can tell that this is gonna be a problem!

    Belarus: Maybe you should Just quit?

    Russia: No, Belarus, I'm not quitting! I can take out all of his Companies!

    Belarus: my goodness, you are gonna need more than your Population!

    Amazon: Bedrockium, Get this thru your thick head! I cannot help that Walmart closed one of it's stores!

    Bedrockium: We might wage an Economic War, Amazon! we might go to real war with each other!

    Amazon: But I hate Russia! If I set up Military stuff in your area, I'm not gonna set up Store System.

    Bedrockium: Okay, Just Military stuff. and do not go to war with Walmart while you are at it!

    Amazon: Okay. How many troops am I allowed to have?

    Bedrockium: same as other companies, 1.25 Million Troops.

    Amazon: Okay.

    Bedrockium: I'm gonna keep my eye on him, Just in case he tries anything funny!

    Russia: DARN!! HE'S GONNA HAVE MORE THAN 10,000,000 TROOPS IF HE HAS HIS COMPANIES INVOLVED!! I need a plan! Now think!!

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