DR India: I'm not gonna fuse you, Nicobar, and that is that!
Nicobar (which is the old India): I Actually want to fuse! I'm not like Taiwan and China!
DR India: I'm like Taiwan, who does not want to fuse, and I'm also like China, who is much bigger! You are like China, who wants to Fuse and like Taiwan who is much smaller!
Bangladesh: Don't you want to put the charge on your flag?
DR India: I want a clean three striped flag, an Orange-Clean White-Green flag.
Bangladesh: are you Friends with Pakistan?
DR India: Of course I'm friends with Pakistan! he helped me get my independence! we may be competitors on Kashmir, which I do not want to claim but Pakistan insists on me claiming it, but other than that, We are friends!
Pakistan: No charge on the flag?
DR India: No charge allowed on the flag! the charge represents being friends with Russia!!
Russia: I thought me and India were friends!
DR India: You are friends with Nicobar! not me! you are my worst enemy to exist!!