Union of the Vlokozuian Statesball File:Tahu-icon.png | |
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File:UVS.png | |
Government | Federal semi-presidential republic under a constitutional monarchy |
Personality | Cool, badass, mad, intense, drunk |
Language(s) | English, Japanese, Spanish, Vicnoran, Maori, Filipino, French, Chinese |
Capital | El Kadsre Cityball |
Affiliation | File:Pacific Pact-icon.png Pacific Pactball (from 1978) NATOball (until 1978) |
Relations and opinions | |
Friends | File:Pacific Pact-icon.png Pacific Pactball File:JVIR-icon.png Jazilaball Soviet Unionball |
Enemies | 1982 NEVER FORGET, ALSO HE TAKES MY DENEGENRATES JEW HATER |
Likes | Energy drinks, File:Tahu-icon.png Bionicle, Sylvanian Families (this was before Sagwa), the Vlokozu cat (our national animal and best animal), VCMC (best car ever), cars, fast food, work, tanks, industry and progress, cars, his military, chewing gum, work, cars, Technic, Technic Heroes, Sung Gim, cars, Vlokpop, cars, Dunkin' Donuts, cars, Sherlock Holmes (the anime with furries), cars |
Dislikes | When degenerates leave for other countryballs' clay, Infaimous Cowerds, Rosco Cook (cause he’s a anti-Vlokist), Vlokozuian Recession |
Historical information | |
Founded | 11/11/1969 |
Ended | 03/29/1989 |
Predecessor | File:East El Kadsre-icon.png East El Kadsreball File:West El Kadsre-icon.png West El Kadsreball File:North El Kadsre (1961-1969)-icon.png North El Kadsreball File:Mahri (1922-1969)-icon.png Republic of Mahriball File:Sentan (1933-1969)-icon.png Sentanese Stateball File:Vicnora-icon.png Vicnoran Kingdomball |
Successor | File:VSEK-icon.png El Kadsreball File:VSM-icon.png Mahriball File:NVSEK-icon.png North El Kadsreball File:VSS-icon.png Sentanball File:VSV-icon.png Vicnoraball File:Island Union icon.png Island Union File:Screencold and Line-icon.png Screencold and Lineball |
Population | |
Is of importants | |
Can into space? | YES, WE'RE ARE FIRST ON MARS!! USAball and Soviet Unionball can't beat us in the space race!!! We have extremely advanced technology!! |
Börk | Vlok vlok |
Notes |
Vlokozu Unionball, also called as Union of the Vlokozuian Statesball or UVSball was a socialist countryball who lives in the North America and was ruled by File:Vlokozu-icon.png Mikeyball. He was united in 1969 by merging File:East El Kadsre-icon.png East El Kadsreball's, File:West El Kadsre-icon.png West El Kadsreball's, File:North El Kadsre (1961-1969)-icon.png North El Kadsreball's, File:Mahri (1922-1969)-icon.png Mahriball's, File:Sentan (1933-1969)-icon.png Sentanball's and later File:Vicnora-icon.png Vicnoraball's clays together and collapsed in 1989. Despite being almost completely capitalist and not commnuist (although because he's socialist, he has communist friends), he has its own ideology called Vlokism.
Vlokozu Unionball is known for its advanced technology which were stolen from File:6-icon.png 6ball, as they invented the desktop computer in 1973, the widescreen television in 1986 which was actually released in 1995, and invented the internet in 1983 as "LenseNet", which later evolved to "TheoryNet" in 1985 and finally into the modern internet shortly after he died in 1989.
Relationships
Friends/Comrades
- USAball - Best friend. Gives me lots of money and tourists after I gave my money to him. He also imports Chevys and Oldsmobiles to my clay.
- File:Pacific Pact-icon.png Pacific Pactball - My alliance and personal bodyguard.
- File:JVIR-icon.png Jazilaball - Are both Vlokist nations and both leaders are of good friends. I helped him overthrow his puppet monarchy and also get Fariciaball out of his clay.
- File:VRE-icon.png Engotuball - Good vlokist.
- File:Australia-icon.png Australiaball - Daddy. He imports Holdens to my clay
but Chevys are still better than Holdensand lets me film two Bionicle films on his clay. I'm happy how Michael Vlokozu and Bob Hawke are friends. - Soviet Unionball - Left-wing friend. He is socialist like me. He imports Ladas and UAZ-469s in my glorious clay. I dated Estonian SSRball briefly during a fallout with her husband Finlandball.
- Japanball - Stepdad. He imports Nissans, Toyotas, Mitsubishis, Suzukis and Subarus to my clay
and they're not going to kill Kads just for sure!He also gives me anime, tourists and money.And it's also where Mikeyball was killed. - File:Gaddafi Libya-icon.png Libyaball -
SAGWAGADDAFITHE CLOWN WITH THE MELTING FACEYOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND! - UKball - Grandpappy. I helped him claim his Falklands back in 1982 from Argentinaball. He imports his shows and movies plus Reliants and Bentleys to my clay.
- File:Toralaqball.png Toralaqball - BEST FRIEND EVER!.
- File:Algeria-icon.png Algeriaball - One of my Middle Eastern pals.
- Israelcube - We can into friends! DEATH TO PALESTINE!
- File:Byelorussian SSR-icon.png Byelorussian SSRball - My Vodka-loving Eastern European wife (married her after I made into friends with Soviet Unionball).
- File:India-icon.png Indiaball - Fellow socalist, he imports Hindustans and bottles of Thums Up and Limca to my clay.
- Geometriacube - Although we had our differences and used to take a few of my degenerates, he was a fellow comrade who helped with wars, also jew-friendly, nothing stopped Pent and Tring from being friends with File:Vlokozu-icon.png Michael
Neutral/Will care about later
- File:VRH-icon.png Haalisball - Is of Vlokist. We tried and failed to prevent a group of File:Trayu-icon.png rebels from seizing a right provincial wing of his clay. Also, you look like are going off the rails be trying to turn every country in the world into Vlokist nations.
- Denmarkball - He stole Bionicle, my glorious creation. HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING LIKE THAT???? WHY?!?!?!
- Canadaball - Why did you took Rosco Cook away from me?!?
- File:Barokia-icon.png Barokiapyramid - Islamic dude who gives me money and Joaquín Gabaz music but TAKES MY DEGENERATES AS WELL.
- File:Yugoslavia-icon.png Yugoslaviaball - He is a good man normally but he also TAKES MY DEGENERATES. This didn't stop Tito and Michael Vlokozu from being friends though. He also imports Yugos and Skalas to my clay.
- File:Union of South Africa-icon.png Union of South Africaball - I'm worried about apartheid but thankly Marais Viljoen and Michael Vlokozu were friends. Also gave us the best dub of the Maya the Bee anime (SONOVISION OVER SABAN!)
- Extinction Rebellion - Did I really gave you permission to use the Vlokist symbol? NOW MY SYMBOL REPRESENTS FUCKING CLIMATE CHANGE OTHER THAN SOMETHING THAT SHOWS HOW SPECIAL AND GREAT I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Lakoforonball - A good friend of mine but also TAKES MY DEGENERATES!
Enemies/Evil Fascists
- NATOball - Kicked me out after I took File:Vicnora-icon.png Vicnoraball's clay. I NOW HAVE File:Pacific Pact-icon.png MY OWN ALLIANCE AND IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS!!!!!!
- Argentinaball - YOU ARE OF THE WORST! YOU STOLE THE FALKLANDS FROM MY GRANDPAPPY, AND YOU TOOK MY DEGENERATES! AAAARGH!!!
- File:Trayu-icon.png Trayuball - YOU FUCKING REBEL!!! YOU SHOULD REGRET FOR BREAKING AWAY FROM HAALISBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1976 NEVER FORGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Iranball - YOU ARE A JEW HATING MONSTER WHO ALSO TAKES MY DEGENERATES! REMOVE AYATOLLAH!
But at least I accepted you into the Pacific Pact and you got Gaddafiball to import Paykans to my clay.. - North Koreaball - VLOKOZU UNION VS. NORTH KOREA 1986 NEVER FORGET 25-8.
- Palestineball - FAKE ISRAELIS.
- File:VSV-icon.png VS Vicnoraball - YOU SHOT MY GLORIOUS LEADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1989 WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
- Susumu Mizushima - YOU ARE A WORST VLOKOZUIAN LEADER EVER!!!! YOU HAD DESTROYED THE GREAT VLOKOZUIAN EMPIRE BY ACCEPTING MY STATES' INDEPENDENCE!!!!!! YOU ARE A KAYOSIST TRAITOR!!!! YOU SHOULD'VE KNOW HOW TO MAKE A EMPIRE ANY BETTER!!!!!!! REMOVE FAKE VLOKIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- File:Vixenia-icon.png Vixeniaball - YOU MUST FUNKED AHAHAHAHA!! MORPHY LIKES FUNK YOU!!!
States
- File:VSEK-icon.png VS El Kadsreball - Biggest and most developed state in my clay, He's also my successor state.
- File:VSM-icon.png VS Mahriball - She has a huge whaling business and builds lots of skyscrapers. She is really good at making iced coffee and thanks for spreading our iced coffee!
- File:NVSEK-icon.png Northern VSEK - Member of the glorious Vlokozu Union
- File:VSS-icon.png VS Sentanball - One of four founding members. He's a very good state and it contains most of my music stuff.
I took your monies and I spend it on trains and Vicnoran pavements and there will be no more food for you! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! - File:VSV-icon.png VS Vicnoraball - WORST VLOKOZIUAN STATE EVER!!!!!
- VS Screencold and Line Small and tiny?
Territories
- File:VT Eukestauzia-icon.png VT Eukestauziaball
- File:VT Ikeda-icon.png VT Ikeda Islandsball
- File:Seahaws-icon.png VT SeahausRawr
- File:VT Taugaran-icon.png VT Taugaranball
- File:VT Hokushi.png VT Hokushiball
- File:VT Lechutan-icon.png VT Lechutanball
- File:VT Schaalberg-icon.png VT Schaalbergball
- File:Welchemens-icon (1986-1989).png VT Welchemensball
- File:Vlokozuian Antarctica-icon.png Vlokozuian Antarcticaball
Split of Vlokozu Unionball
- - Postvlokozu El Kadsreball - Split of Vlokozu Unionball
- File:Mahri-icon.png - Postvlokozu Mahriball - Split of Vlokozu Unionball
- File:Sentan-icon.png - Postvlokozu Sentanball - Split of Vlokozu Unionball
- File:North El Kadsre-icon.png - Postvlokozu North El Kadsreball - Split of Vlokozu Unionball
- File:Vicnora-icon.png - Postvlokozu Vicnoraball - Split of Vlokozu Unionball
- File:Screencold and LineBall-icon.png Postvlokozu Screencold and LineBall - Split of Vlokozu Unionball