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    File:UnBritain-icon.png Un-Britainball File:UnBritain-icon.png
    hello my fellow citizen.
    Government Constitutional Monarchy


    Language(s) English
    Type Celtic
    CapitalFile:UnLondon-icon.png UnLondonball
    Relations and opinions
    Enemies UKball (Deceased... (Barely)

    File:Ireland-icon.png Irelandball


    File:ShiverStar-icon.png Shiver Starball (neutral)
    LikesGrey Mush
    DislikesBeing Nuked by Soviet Union.
    Historical information
    Predecessor UKball
    Is of importants
    Can into space?No
    FoodBowl of Grey Mush
    [My fellow citizen. If you are hearing this tape, then the world as we knew it has finished. The sky has broken, the ground heaves with the tramp of terrible feet, and all the horror and madness from the dark corners of the world has broken free to exact its vengeance on the world of Man. Those who sought to contain them are killed or scattered, and we soon learnt that to attempt to fight these creatures is almost invariably to face one’s death. Countless billions have been slaughtered in their attempt to sate their endless appetite for death, and there is nothing-was nothing- we could do to stop them. Evil has raised its bloody flag upon all nations of the world and crowed its unholy victory to the broken sky. Yes, this is the end.

    But there is a new hope.

    Welcome to UnLondon, a city of the survivors, a city of the free. Together, fellow citizen, we will wait and prepare for the new beginning, the grand new world that is soon to come. Let the world above burn. We will endure. Let the monsters have their world. We will prepare. And let the ground tremble with a new Armageddon, as evil consumes itself, for I tell you, citizen, upon the day of the ruination of Man, their insatiable appetites will turn them against one another in their endless lust for death. We will wait.

    And I tell you, citizen, that there will be a new morning. And you will emerge from UnLondon, and stand blinking in the sun, as our children play and laugh in the bones of horrors long dead. And you will walk, hand in hand, to the sea, our faces skywards, as the rising sun ushers in the new age of Man. And you will gather, citizen, at my feet as I summon UnLondon from its rest, and it shall burst, phoenix-like, from the ashes of the old. And on that day, citizen, there shall be a new order, as we raise the Union Flag over the entire world.

    I welcome you to UnLondon, the Last City.

    — UnLondon Leader

    Un-Britainball is an Secret Society that took over UKball and turned London into a dark place.

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