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    Polandball Fanon Wiki

    Note: This page is not whole so try to fix it, I'll only show Friends and enemies for now.

    ALSO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT PLOX MEANS!

    Relationships

    BIG Allies/Best Friends

    • Bedrockium - I'm the president of this country! Bow down to Bedrockium!!
    • Ukraine - This is my most allied county since it got attacked by a big bastard called Russia, I stand with you, Ukraine!! I can Anschluss Russia if you want me to, Just give me the word and I'll do it.
    • File:Finland-icon.png Finland - If you get attacked by Russia, I will stand with you! It's Just your army is Stronger than Ukraine's army but still, I will stand with you if you get attacked.
    • USA - This is country I live in, Especially Roanoke, VA, It's Allied with Ukraine, Plus it's the most free country you can live in without being arrested.
      • Virginia - This is the state I'm living in.
      • North Carolinaball - I pass thru this state to get to Myrtle Beach, SC and back
      • South Carolinaball - I used to live in this state.
        • Myrtle Beach, SC - This is where I used to live.
    • Island of Sodorball - I only Recognize Seasons 1-24 from 1984 to 2021.
    • Russian Rebels - These are anti-war rebels that I'd like to support. But I can't for some reason...
    • Bowsette Jr - My best bud! I help her escape the EVIL Koopa family, and now she want to be by my side. Don't even think about it Bowsette Sr! She's not yours!
    • File:Mariupol-icon.png Mariupol - R.I.P Friend, you will be missed...
    • Diesel 10 - I actually consider him a goodie, He saved Sodor 4 times from Diesel and the first time he became nice is when he stopped Thomas from crashing into the steamworks, after that it was hard for the steam engine to get used to his kindness, after that, he became as nice as Paxton, that everyone started to trust him. Good luck, Diesel 10! I hope you keep being nice!
    • Diesel D261 - Just Like Diesel 10, you became nice!

    Regular Allies/Friends

    • File:McDonald's-icon.png McDonald's - My favorite Restaurant! It's a good thing you pulled out of Russia! It also has the Sweet tea that I like. Ignore that fact that it overcharged me for Tea, $1.50 to be exact..., But still You show support of Ukraine which I actually like! But you keep rising the prices! You've Permanently Closed In Russia and selling business there?! Oh, My Gosh! I'd like to thank you for that! I knew you were a good business, and Now, You are a better business than you where a day ago!
    • File:Youtube-icon.png Youtube - I like this website! I watch videos on it every hour!
    • File:Minecraft-icon.png Minecraft - My favorite game! I play this game every day!
    • Britain - He's actually called the UK, but I call him Britain, I like him because of them Foriegn English, but I'm speaking more of American English for some reason.
    • France - You've actually gave USA Louisiana during the File:Vivelaspin.gif French Revolution, Doing bad in Europe, yet doing good in North America. Plus, I like their "Pain" and baguettes, Pain means bread in french.
    • File:8-icon.png Blacks - Don't worry, I have black friends. Will Smith and Tyler Perry are black and yet I'm their fans. I felt sorry for you when USA made Blacks slaves, that was wrong. still had the rascist system in 1950s, good thing that was removed.
    • Thailand - This is a friend of USA's but at least it's not friends with Russia which is good. But you refused to sanction him, which is a little funny.
    • Taiwan - I only recognize you because I recognize TSMC Company, The company that makes Semiconducter Chips, trust me, those chips are not easy to replace. trust me on this one too, the machines that makes the chips are even more rare and cannot be replaced as easily as the chips themselves.

    Neutral

    • Germany - I'm watching you pal! WW2 is unforgivable! And you need to stop importing Russian Oil, Gas, Coal and Energy!
    • Siberia - You Really need to be Independent! Your ignorant father is doing bad stuff and you Just keep ignoring it! Makes sense for me for USA to try to invade you and force you to have Independence!
    • File:Taliban-icon.png Pakistani Taliban This is a battle going on between the Taliban and File:Pakistan-icon.png Pakistan, Pakistan should've saw this coming as he aided the Taliban and now the Taliban wants Pakistan as more Territory and access to the Indian Ocean.
    • File:Iraq-icon.png Iraq] - USA is keeping an eye on this country, It attacked Kuwait for no reason.
    • File:Somalia-icon.png Somalia Government - You are okay, but Leave Somaliland alone, and also, control your pirates!
    • North Korea - You know you should be nice to USA, and stop liking Trump! (Barnacles! shouldn't have said that!) but you gave USA a rare Thanks as the Somali Pirates has hijacked your ship. it was called The Dai Hong Dan incident. But why are you threatening with your ICBMs? Your ICBMs can't hit Roanoke VA! it can only hit the southwest tip of Virginia, and that might be it.
    • Israelcube - He's an ally of USA and friend of Russia at the same time! Pick one buddy! USA or Russia! Choose Russia and you automatically become my enemy! Choose USA and you will actually become my friend!

    Enemies

    • Amazon Company - Why are you defuncting other companies?! why are you and Walmart enemies?! And Why are you trying to beat Intel, Samsung and TSMC in semiconductor Chip manufacturing?! Sure, you are building in Israel and not China, but still! you should not be doing this "Being Enemies with Everyone" thing! Just try to be nice to other companies! Or Else.
    • Mattel - Worst Company, Why'd you have to go and ruin Thomas and Friends?!
    • Crimea - You are Ukrainian! not Russian! Russia is Just an occupyer!
    • Diesel 1 - Ohh! You aren't Just Devious! YOU ARE EVIL! First, you tried getting the engines to be in runaways! then you tried to cut off the coal supply! then you tried Conquering Sodor with your minions, and that was the worst yet! then you tried to cause trouble in the Steelworks! that's 4 times you caused major trouble! REMOVE ENGINE!!
    • Evergrande Crisis - Stop being in debt! Or Else.
    • File:Türkiye-icon.png Türkiye - You need to stop fighting with Greece! and stop blocking Sweden and Finland from Joining NATO! Or Else.
    • File:Greece-icon.png Greece - You need to stop fighting Türkiye! I don't care if USA sanctioned Türkiye for you, that should not be USA's problem!
    • Season 25 Sodor - I won't recognize you! Don't even think it! you are Just a rotten piece of garbage! But someone Just did something to season 25 Emily on Deviantart, that rotten piece of shrimp!
    • Afghanistan - This country may not like Russia and that's good, but he doesn't believe Crimea is Ukraine's and He's clashing right now with File:Iran-icon.png Iranball because of the Taliban killing some Iranians, What concerns me the most the fact he's a damn terrorist! I don't want to be killed! I don't even live there!
    • File:Somalia-icon.png Somali Pirates - Darn you! stop hijacking ships! You hijacked a North Korean ship! You killed a Chinese sailor! You also hijacked Thailandese and Ukrainian ships! You even hijacked US navy submarine! No wonder You keep losing, the navy always finds someway to beat you, and so far, they have been successful!
    • Palestine - You're a freaking terrorist! I won't recognize you! if you want me to recognize you, SAY SORRY TO ISRAEL! Just get rid of your rockets and accept being part Israel! Or Else.
    • China - Okay, You are acting a little funny. You are doing Military Actions near Taiwan, You're trying to upset India with these contructions in the disputed border, Please! I don't want another Major enemy! Russia is as bad enough as it is!
    • Friends and allies of Russia - These Countries are either friends or allies of Russia, They need to be removed! (Darn it! I looked like a Communist guy!)
      • File:India-icon.png India - Good exporter of Paper, Rice and metal bottles, BUT DANG IT! IT'S FRIENDS WITH RUSSIA! But you are enemies with China, so maybe you could end up on my "Neutral list".
      • File:South Africa-icon.png South Africa - Same thing with India! You're friends with Russia!
      • Venezuela - I don't mind it being a communist country, But It's an ally of Russia!
      • File:Pakistan-icon.png Pakistan - Fight with India all you want! both of you on Russia's side! But you're out of money, debt A-hole, Now you want Saudi Arabia to give you money!
      • File:Vietnam-icon.png Southeast Asian Commie - He stood neutral when Ukraine was being attacked! No! Does not work! He needs to be on Ukraine's side!
      • File:Iran-icon.png Iran - Can you please stop threatening with your rockets?! You already launched a rocket at File:Iraq-icon.png Iraq! You're also on Russia's side!


    Worst Enemies

    • Impret Moron - IGNORANT ASSHOLE, SCREW YOUR SUPPORTERS! SCREW YOUR ALLIES! I ALMOST CRIED WHEN I HEARD THAT MARIUPOL FELL! YOU JUST WANT TERRITORY FROM UKRAINE! I WANNA AGREE WITH YOU ABOUT THE NEO-NAZI SOLDIERS BUT YOU KEEP KILLING INNOCENT CITIZENS! INNOCENT CITIZENS ARE NOT NAZIS, THEY ARE FULLY DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE! JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE, ASSHOLE, UKRAINE, EU, NATO AND USA WILL FIND A WAY TO DEFEAT YOU, NOW YOU ARE MAKING RUDE REMARKS TOWARDS FINLAND! I STAND WITH UKRAINE AND GODDAMMIT I WILL STAND WITH FINLAND IF YOU ATTACK IT! YOU ARE ALSO MAKING RUDE REMARKS TOWARDS SWEDEN! RIGHT NOW YOU ARE MY #1 ENEMY! REMOVE VODKA!!
    • CSAball - Rascist Country! Why did you take Carolina Territory?! you also took Virginia and Roanoke VA! USA Will Anschluss you if you come back!
    • File:Nazi-icon.png Nazi Germanyball - Wow! You're worse than the CSA! You not only took states, but you Anschlussed Austrio and Czechia! You Made Slovakia, Hungary and France puppets! You took over Poland, Denmark, Switzerland (Joking!), Norway, Belgium, Netherlands, Luxembourg, Yugoslavia and Greece! You got Romania, Moldova and Bulgaria on your side! then you tried to Puppet Italy! I think a File:East Germany-icon.png Communist Germany is better than you! I'm Glad Adolf Commited suicide!
      • Even in a alternative History video! - Why did you Anschluss Austrio and Czechia? you also annexed Belgium, Netherlands and Luxemborg! then you tried to take File:Poland-Lithuania-icon.png Poland-Lithuania, but good thing File:Kingdom of Hungary-icon.png Hungary Declared war on you, then France then Britain, You tried going to Italy then Soviet Union to help you but they said no! Looks like you did not have enough troops to fight four nations at the same time!
    • File:Japanese-Empire-icon.png Japanese Empire - You auschlussed Asian countries, so much that I can't count! First you Took over Korea but that was fine. Then you took over Parts of Taiwainese China! Then Vietnam, then Laos, Then Cambodia! then you bombed Pearl Harbor! then you took over the Philippines then Myanmar then Malaysia then Indonesia! and the Colony of Guyana that belonged to Australia!

    Notice

    • I'm sorry when I said any bad words there but the Fall of Mariupol almost made me cry, And I do not cry at all! Anyone who wants to become my foe will automatically be Rejected as in I don't want any foes after what I Just heard, The option to become my friend is still available and anyone who want to become my friend will be accepted. R.I.P Mariupol.


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