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    Evenariaball
    Spes, Iustitia, Progressus!
    GovernmentFile:Parliamentary Monarchy-icon.png Federal parliamentary constitutional monarchy
    PersonalityHe's essentially that guy who dreams of traveling the world (especially Europe). Friendly but can be pissed at select times.
    Language(s) Dutch (official)

    Portuguese (minority)
    Native languages

    Groenisch (German pidgin)
    CapitalMeridiaball
    Affiliation UNball

    OASball

    ANSNball
    Religion(s) Christianity

    Islam
    South American paganism

    Judaism
    Relations and opinions
    FriendsFile:Netherlands-icon.png Father

    Mom
    File:Aruba-icon.png Caribbean brother
    Chinaball (until 2020)
    I feel your pain
    Taiwanball (currently)
    Japanball
    South Koreaball
    Hong Kongball
    UKball
    Broer who longs to be Anschluss by me
    Germanyball

    File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball
    Enemies Real Life Warfreak

    Frick you
    Miss Ladyb!tch (sometimes)
    File:Iran-icon.png Gib freedom to girls
    Chinaball (currently)
    ik stole your youtuber hiehiehiehiehiehie
    File:São Tomé and Príncipe-icon.png African flag stealer
    Child Abusing Scumbag

    NEVER COME BACK YUO KLOOTZAK
    LikesGEOGRAPHY AND HISTORY (Especially European), learning about geography and world history, The Amazon, cultural diversity, anything Dutch, video games, hip-hop, EDM, gadgets, energy drinks, Gamer Snax, Queen Anne-Marije II, literally everything cool and/or gamer-related in existence, dinosaurs, File:Detroit-icon.png MC Cubed (sometimes), Western propaganda, Miraculous Ladybug (guilty pleasure), his YouTubers (JJ the Meme Kid, Cyrus Bloxman and especially GeoHistory), Within Temptation (Lucy Loud's favorite band), GeoHistory (mostly), F R U T I G E R A E R O
    DislikesChild abuse, Shaelynn Thompson aka RainbowKitty (pedophile), File:Detroit-icon.png MC Cubed (sometimes), my worst nightmare, war freaks (that means you, Putin and emotified Tankman), COMMIES (FOR MAKING ME POOR!!1), Joep Immink (idiot dictator), scary past self, File:Granadine Confederation-icon.png Bolivarian spies trying into infiltrate mijn border towns, Juan Castillo (torturer), Vyond community (child abuse enabling klootzakkens), Miss Ladybird (disgrace to France)
    Historical information
    Founded1810
    PredecessorFile:Dutch Brazil-icon.png New Hollandball
    PR Evenariaball (1985-88)
    Population
    Is of importants
    Can into space?Not yet
    FoodRoti, chicken curry, vlaai, pinapalm
    Notes

    Evenariaball, officially the Kingdom of Evenariaball, is a super cool countryball in South Americaball. It is surrounded from top left clockwise by File:Granadine Confederation-icon.png Bolivariaball, File:United States of Colombia-icon.png Nueva Granadaball, File:Peru-icon.png Peruball, Andesball, File:Mato Grosso-icon.png Mato Grossoball and File:Brazil-icon.png Brazilball, with the Atlantic to its east.

    He is one of File:Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball's kids in the Americas, the others being Surinameball, the Dutch Antilleballs and to some extent New Yorkball. He is one of the two countries in South America to have Dutch as an official language. He also has developed creole languages like Sranan Tongo in Amapa and Gronish in Groenland.

    History

    Early Stages and Colonial Era (<1810)

    He was originally a 3ball, who was later adopted by File:Portuguese Empire-icon.png Portugalball. In 1630 Dutch Empireball kidnapped him, renamed him File:Dutch Brazil-icon.png New Hollandball and put him into foster care, flooding him with immigrants from Netherlandsball's clay although there was still a minority of Lusos.

    In 1795, File:Netherlands-icon.png his papa got anschlussed by File:Napoleonic-icon.png Napoleon and became a puppet state called Batavian Republicball. Jan Rutger then proclaimed himself king of Dutch Brazil, but France did not recognize it. He only became into independent in 1810 because Napoleon lost File:Haiti-icon.png Haiti to separatism and sold Louisiana to USAball.

    Freedom, Mayhem, Invasions Galore (1810-1878)

    Evenariaball tried to anschluss Essequibo and Surinameball from UKball in 1814. He failed, and when Evenariaball's king Jan I died, a succession crisis along with being poor and foreign attacks led him into his insane state which is what he called The Anarchy. Frederick, one of Jan I's sons, then occupied Kaalpoort before marching onto Agresteball and seizing Mauritsstad in the process. Frederick became king that year, ending 5 years of mayhem.

    In 1854, File:Brazil-icon.png Brazilball and UKball tried to anschluss the Amazon Basin from Evenariaball, but failed miserably because he was more powerful. Evenariaball even made File:Mato Grosso-icon.png Mato Grossoball break away from him causing Brazil to tear in half.

    The End of Slavery and Decline (1878-1950)

    By 1870, Evenariaball was into slave state still, however, and in 1878, the slaves revolted and started the "War of the Chains", in which revolting File:8-icon.png 8balls, with help from USAball, UKball and File:Brazil-icon.png Brazilball fought with Evenariaball's government. By 1881, he was into poor because no more sugar plantations, and King Frederick II ended slavery at this point.

    Into the 20th century, and while European powers fought to the death, Evenariaball shifted from sugar production to rubber and minerals. However thanks to the Great Depression, he into poor again and King Jan III was forced to become absolute monarch. His Nieuwregeringsbeleid policy then allowed Evenariaball to become into rich again.

    In 1938, he moved capital from Mauritssstad to the planned city of Meridia. While it took him a bit longer because of World War 2, it was completed anyway.

    Corporatocracy, Communism and Civil War (1950-1988)

    During the 1950's, Evenariaball's government was owned by corporate executives, mostly hailing from the dairy and sugar industries, who made Evenariaball pretend to be truly democratic. In 1985, the November Revolution occurred, King Ulric II was deposed, and Evenariaball was turned into the Populist Republic of Evenariaball.

    De-Communization and Beyond (1989-present)

    After only three years, a cocktail of resistance movements supported by USAball and File:Netherlands-icon.png Netherlandsball, sanctions by NATOball and the betrayal and subsequent assassination of Joep Immink by his guards all led to the end of PR Evenariaball's existence. Princess Anne-Marije returned to Evenariaball and became his queen in 1989.

    Personality

    Evenariaball is adventurous, curious, and also really popular among his Southern American neighbours. He likes when people respect his wokeness, and always takes the insult "woke" as a compliment. Just don't call him a libtard, because it will not end well.

    He is a huge fan of European culture, geography and history and loves learning it, even resorting to outright touring Europe. He also likes his other YouTubers and the Dutch influence in his culture, as well as the wokeness he inherited from Netherlandsball.

    He is the descendant of File:Dutch Brazil-icon.png Dutch Brazilball. He is of Dutch. Just like File:Trinidad-icon.png Trinidad and New Courlandball and Netherlands Antillesball, he has a large File:India-icon.png Indian (South Asian) population.

    Whenever his commie past is brought up, he will freak out because he was poor in this state. This is similar to how Germanyball reacts when his File:Nazi-icon.png dark past is discussed, since he does not want to repeat the same mistakes he committed in the past.

    Divisions

    • Alagoaball - Mijn version of Ohio. Riddled with crime, often blamed for anomalies, etc.
    • Amapaball - Mijn diligent daughter who likes gold mining. Suriname envies her and if he were to be anschlussed, Ik would either make him part of her clay or make him into own separate territory.
    • Belemball - Pinapalms, Ik guess?
    • Bovenloopball - 404: STATE NOT FOUND
    • File:Nordeste-icon.png Cearaball - Uh, why de fokk does this state exist again? Ja right, Kay-D. Other than that nobody seems to care about it.
    • Groenlandcube - State that speaks weird version of Duits. REMOVE SEPARATISME
    • Grote-Kaapball - A lot of beaches and religious people. Expect the haunted houses there to be blabbering about Christianity and the concept of hell. But aside from that, good culture.
    • File:Para-icon.png Lage-Amazoneball - Thomas the Nickelodeon Geek is from this provintie.
    • File:Maranhao-icon.png Maranhamball - Used to be French, so to make up for this we resettled Walloniaball's people into there. Also there into lot of maskers so watch out if you are squeamish.
    • File:Brasilia-icon.png Meridiaball - Lots of modern architecture, but unfortunately also smog. Failed attempt at a capital district that still works, though.
    • File:Tocantins-icon.png Papagioball - The most violent state.
    • File:Dutch Brazil-icon.png Pernambucoball - The centre of it all. Home to mijn largest city Mauritsstad.
    • Polypotamiaball - Inbred families and mosquitoes everywhere, but also D&D fans and general tabletop and RPG enjoyers in Manaos.
    • Sint-Plechelmusball - His favorite fruit is the Pinapalm. No wait, it's Assai. Whatever it is I can agree.
    • File:Mato Grosso do Sul-icon.png Zuid-Amazoneball - Pointless state that is into jungle only.

    [TBA]

    Relationships

    Friends/Vrienden

    • File:Netherlands-icon.png Nederland - Mijn foster father. We share same language, wokeness, and even legalize prostitution (and weed). Jeangu Macrooy from mijn clay also represented yuo in Eurovisie Songfestivaal 2021.
    • File:Portugal-icon.png Portugal - Original father, and also father of File:Brazil-icon.pngFile:Mato Grosso-icon.png mijn annoying neighbors.
    • 3ball - Mama, but unfortunately mijn ungodly federal government trying to kill yuo. Ik want to apologize on behalf of them.
    • V.S. van Amerika - Good culture, thanks for the memes (and causing me to develop JJ the Meme Kid). I made a YouTuber who mocks yuor tourists' perception of foreign countries. Also ik hab lot of Evenaars in File:NYC-icon.png Nieuw York and Cali! (but especially NY)
      • Texas - They think we stole their Youtuber as GeoHistory. hiehiehiehiehiehiehiehiehiehiehiehie
      • File:NYC-icon.png Nieuw-York - We used to be Dutch at one point. Mauritsstad into being twined with yuo.
    • Duitsland - Danke for immigrants in Groenland.
    • Schuldigenland - Ik feel yuor pain. Come with me and let's watch mijn YouTubers while grounded together and later go to Chuck E. Cheese's.
    • Taiwan - Real government of China. We were both also under File:Netherlands-icon.png Netherlands foster care (but he owned me longer than yuo hiehiehie!!!).
    • Japan - Bedankt for the anime to gib to mijn YouTuber Corey Dodson for him to watch and also the video games Mauritsstaders like to play all the time! Also tell that child abusing stommerik to not use yuo as his penal colony.
    • Suriname - Mijn broer who longs to reunite with mij despite being sandwiched between File:French Guiana-icon.png two zonde van de ruimte. 1814 never forget! Just you wait, we will reunite one fijn dag...
    • Europeese Unie - Danke for allowing Eurovisie Songfestivaal broadcast on EPO!

    Neutral/Neutraal

    • File:Brazil-icon.png Brazilië - NEVER FORGET 1854! LOL IK HELPED File:Mato Grosso-icon.png MATO GROSSO SEPARATE FROM YUO BECAUSE OF THIS! REMOVE HUE!!! But we have near-similar culture (but with divergent dominant European influences) and I have some of yuor people in mine eastern clays.
    • File:Mato Grosso-icon.png Mato Grosso - Less evil version of Brazilië. Ik helped him to separate from hue in 1854 and don't regret. BUT STOP BORDER-BLASTING MIJN LITTLE ZUID-AMAZONE WITH YUOR STUPID TV CENTRO AMERICA FEED!!! EPO AND PPR STRONK!!!
    • Essequiboball and File:French Guiana-icon.png Guyaneball - Stop picking on mijn broer! But we are otherwise good.
    • Brittannië - Complicated relationship. I know him for bringing English to me through VSA and also because he likes mijn food. But remember 1808, yuo took Essequibo and Surinam from me, and yuo helped File:Brazil-icon.png hue to Anschluss me 46 jaar later! Apologize nao!
    • Brits Oost-Indië - Pleegbroer from Asië who was kidnapped by Brittannië and that is why when I hate his dad, Ik hate him too (but it of rare instance). We both like Loud House and hate monster.

    Enemies/Vijanden

    • Joep Immink - YUO ARE DIE REASON I WAS HORRIBLE IN PAST!!! IK THOUGHT YOU WERE A GOOD LEADER, BUT NEE, YUO JUST HAD TO DRIVE OUR COUNTRY TO SH*T AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH FAKE CHINA! AND YUO ALSO CALLED AMERICA THE ENEMY!!! THANK GOODNESS YUO GOT KILLED BY YUOR OWN GUARDS! REMOVE MAARSHALK FROM THE PREMISSES!!!
    • MY UNSPEAKABLE PAST - YOU ARE THE WORST COUNTRY EVER, BESIDES THAT FAKE CHINA AND THE NUCLEAR FREAK! NEVER FORGET YUO TRIED KILL MY ROYAL FAMILY AND IK HAD TO RIOT BECUASE OF YUO! THANKS TO BURGER AND File:Netherlands-icon.png PAPA FOR KILLING YUO AND LIBERATING MIJJJJ! 1988 BEST YEAR OF MIJN LIFE!!! Commies and usage of hammer and sickle are niet welcome in mijn clay!
    • Groenlandcube (rarely) - NIET DE INDEPENDENTIE FOR YUO! GROENLAND IST EVENAAR!!!
    • Volksrepubliek China - YUO!!! YOU ARE WORSE THAN EVIL ME BY A MILE!!! YUO ARE DE TRUE MOST EVIL STATE TO EXIST IN HISTORY!!! IK CANNOT BELIEVE I WAS FRIENDS WITH YUO, THEN YOU STARTED COVID AND SUPPRESSED EVERY PROTEST YUO DESERVED COMMING TO YOU??? AND Y U SUPPORT MIJN DARK PAST?! THAT IST FOOKING IT!!! IF YUO DIE, WHICH IK LOOK FORWARD TO, YUO CAN GO ROT IN HELL WHERE YUO BELONG WITH MIJN EVIL PAST SELF!!!
    • File:Granadine Confederation-icon.png Bolivarië - MOST EVIL NEIGHBOR EVER, NEVER FORGET YUO AIDED STUPID NOVERMBER REVOLUTION IN 1985!!! A country posessed by my evil past self that wants to make his spies to stop the trucks coming from mij to make vodka's puppet beat me in World War III. And ik don't even care about even if yuor master is more powerful. I care about gibing yuo no safety from invasion at all. E V E N I K K N O W T H I S T R I C K D I D N ' T Y A ? OH SHOOT!!! HE HAS FAKE CHINA ON HIS SIDE!!! But he's not stronger than me or Burger!!! REMOVE CHAVISME!!! YUO SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN EXISTING!!! Again I know whan yuor locked by burger and ik will do in the future.
    • Republiek GoAnimate - YUO FRICKING LELIJK SATANISCH KINDERMISHANDELING MONSTERS!!! NEVER FORGET YUO ELECTROCUTED SOME OF MIJN GOANIMATORS' OCS BECAUSE OF SOME STUPID OPINIONS! NEVER FORGET YUO GAVE JJ THOSE SO CALLED "WARREN-STYLE PUNISHMENTS" FOR BEING POPULAR! AND NEVER FORGET YOU RANTED ON ME AND File:Netherlands-icon.png PAPA FOR TOLERATING "TROUBLEMAKING"!!! KNOW THIS, WE ARE NOT TROUBLEMAKERS LIKE YUO COMMAND YUOR IMMATURE CITIZENS TO SAY, WE ARE FREEDOM FIGHTERS!!! IK HOPE YUOR GODDELOOS PLATFORM GETS BANNED IN MIJN CLAY! REMOVE CHILD ABUSE!!!
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