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2023, July 18
Russia: Ugh, looks like NATO is really helping Ukraine.
Ukraine: Teehee!
Russia: I really need help now.
China: ZZZZZZ
Russia: China?
China: [ wakes up ] Meh. What, Rossiya?
Russia: I need help.
China: With what?
Russia: The war!
China … Welp, US is putting sanctions on me, so we would both suffer if I helped. You could ask Belarus to help you.
Belarus: Help Russia? Yeah, that'll work
[ Belarus joined Russia in the War ]
United States: Whaaaaa? Belarus, How dare you!
Belarus: Sanction me all you want. I’m helping Russia and that’s final!
United States: Poland!
Poland: What do you want from Polska?
United States: Send your troops to Ukraine!
Belarus: I'll kill you if you do!
Poland: Ask Niemcy.
Germany: Huh?
Poland: Help Ukraine.