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    Wildenball
    Hilleh! (Hello!)
    GovernmentFile:Parliamentary Monarchy-icon.png Federal parliamentary constitutional monarchy
    PersonalityFurry, Cute, BALUT REMOVER
    Language(s)Official:
    English
    Dutch
    Portuguese
    Wildenese
    Dialects:
    Koholwean/Wildenese
    Conkish
    Bunish
    Purran
    Historically:
    German
    Spanish
    Filipino
    Type Furrypulus
    • Canid
    • Felind
    • Leporid
    • Rodentia
    • Marsupialia
    Aves
    Amphibia
    Reptilia
    File:1-icon.png Austronesian Sadly I gave EPRball Independence...
    Capital Croydonball
    Affiliation UNball
    Commonwealthball
    CPLPball
    ASEANball
    File:Fiji-icon.pngFile:Jamaica-icon.pngFile:Luxembourg-icon.png Anti-Filipino Team
    Religion(s) Christianity (71%)
    • Protestantism (46%)
    • Roman Catholicism (21%)
    • Other Christian (4%)

    Judaism (11%)
    Islam (10%)

    • Sunni (8%)
    • Shia (2%)
    Other/no religion (8%)
    Relations and opinions
    Historical information
    Predecessor1983:
    PR Wildenball
    In-exile Wildenese 1904 Constitution Governmentball
    1904:
    British West Wildenball
    British East Wildenball
    Population
    Is of importants
    Can into space?Yes
    BörkWilds Wilds, Furries Furries,
    Notes
    Soon, I'll retake that fuck!
    My Furryland, My Furryland,
    All Furrian states united, My Furryland!
    Land of the savages, land of the furries,
    Saving our fatherland, Saving our culture!
    Saving our fatherland, Saving our culture!
     
    Wildenball singing its anthem

    It has The highest number of its people building their PCs at home Wildenball (Dutch: Wildenbal; Portuguese: Selvagembola; Wildenese: Sãgogebola) also known as the Asian Canadaball huge Philippinesball oppressor Furrylandball or Furriaball meaning Savages in Dutch is a balut remover whose a furry countryball where Doug, Kate, and their friends live in between Southeast Asia and Australia in the southernmost Philippine Sea. Despite being an archipelago, its clay is bordered by East Philippinesball to the west, File:Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball to the southwest, and File:Papua New Guinea-icon.png Papua New Guineaball to the south.

    Its national day is on May 23.

    History

    The Beginnings (742-1043)

    In about 742 CE, Wildenball was born as the Kulas of Conkball uniting all of the Furrypulus Rodentias and Marsupialias at the southernmost of the mainland Wilden. About 3 decades later, the Furrypulus Candids, Felinds, and Leporid does the same thing but the Candids created Kingdom of Koholweball on the West, Felinds created Kingdom of Purrsball on the East, and Leporids created Crown of Bunball on the North. In mid 924 CE, all 4 of the Furrypuluses Kingdoms annexed the Kingdom of the Avesball in a bloody war and ended in early 925 CE.

    The Furrian Unification (1043-1275)

    The Kingdom of Purrsball unites with the Crown of Bunball to form the Purro-Bunish Empireball in 1043. Somewhere in 1077, Kingdom of Koholweball annexed the Kulas of Conkball as the Candids populatition in the Koholwean clay grew larger.

    But the Purro-Bunish Empireball still has a very small clay since 1043, so they ally with the Kingdom of Koholweball. Making both of their ties stronger.

    In 1168, The king of the Koholweball and the queen of Purr-Bunball got married to form the Kingdom of Koholwes, Purrs, and Buns. Which is also known as Furrylandball (then Wildenese Empireball.)

    Rise of Furrylandball (1275-1597)

    Furrylandball expands its clay westwards and eastwards in 1277.

    In 1449, its clay expands to the East of Mindanao Island and North of Formosa Island.

    Two decades later, It adopts Judaism as their religion, and Jewish culture, combining with the Furrian culture.

    First European Contact

    When Spanish explorers arrived in the main island in 1542, they called it, "Isla de los Salvajes." Meaning Island of the Savages and the reason why they called the island like this is because the Furrylandballs are fighting each other for dominance of their own cultures. The Spainsh Empireball tries to colonize the western parts of the Furrylandball, successful in the westernmost but failed in the centralwest.

    Name change to Wildenball

    In 1560, the File:Dutch Empire-icon.png Dutch Empireball buys the northern part of the Furrylandball from it (Which is then Bovensteball) and Furrylandball's response is adopting its orange-white-purple tricolor flag and its name that we know it today (Wildenball) from the Dutch.

    Growth of the Wildenese Empireball (1597-1738)

    As the Wildenball grows stronger and stronger at the late 1597, It became an actual empire. It begins annexing its neighbours starting at the mid 1600s.

    First Wildenese War (1681-1686)

    As the Scottish Empireball wanted to trade with the Wildenball for clay, Wildenball rejected the trade and started a war between the two. And the File:Portuguese Empire-icon.png Portuguese, the File:Dutch Empire-icon.png Dutch, the File:Hospitaller-icon.png Hospitallers, and the English joined forces with Scotland.

    When the Wildenball surrenders to File:Portuguese Empire-icon.pngFile:Dutch Empire-icon.pngFile:Hospitaller-icon.png them, it decided to cede some parts of its clay to File:Portuguese Empire-icon.pngFile:Dutch Empire-icon.pngFile:Hospitaller-icon.png them.

    Post-War (1686-1738)

    The Wildenese people are protesting because it lost some of its clay to File:Portuguese Empire-icon.pngFile:Dutch Empire-icon.pngFile:Hospitaller-icon.png these fucks. And its economy is going bad like depression for many years.

    The Downfall (1738-1904)

    the Wildenball is having a hard time getting its original clay back to it.

    so the Wildenball have nothing to do but declare war to this bloody fuck

    First Republic of Wilden and Second Wildenese war (1741-1753)

    As the Wildenese people overthrew the monarchist, The first President of the Wildenball, Jurran Kolkalpitan came into power and established the First Republic.

    The Divided Wilden

    WIP

    Independence of New Hospitallers and Croydonball (1904-1939)

    WIP

    Reunification of Wildenball

    WIP

    World War 2 (1939-1946)

    WIP

    Second Republic of Wilden

    WIP

    Philippine Genocide

    WIP

    Cold War (1947-1990)

    WIP

    Wildenese Government adopts Communism

    WIP

    Wildenese Government Transitions back to Commonwealth Monarchy

    WIP

    Modern Day (1990-now)

    WIP

    East Anderaal-Wildenese Conflict

    WIP

    Personality

    WIP

    Flag Colors

    Main Colours

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Navy Blue 0, 0, 139 C100-M97-Y7-K1 #00008B
    Philippine Red 207, 20, 43 C0-M90-Y79-K19 #CF142B

    Emblem Colours

    Color Name RGB CMYK HEX
    Philippine Red 207, 20, 43 C0-M90-Y79-K19 #CF142B
    White 255, 255, 255 N/A #FFFFFF

    Relationships

    Family

    • UKball - Adoptive Daddy! I used hate yuo when you lead to my downfall of my empire. But now, it's getting better and I'm now of a Commonwealth realm like my File:Australia-icon.png brothers!
      • Englandball - Thanks for saying sorry after yuo annexed me.
      • Scotlandball - Thanks for bringing my modern culture into my clay. But plox be nice to him.
    • Netherlandsball - Adoptive Mommy! Yuo colonized of my northern half of my clay long time ago. Thanks for not sanctioning me. Also I’m not Savages in yuor language.
    • File:Portugal-icon.png Portugal - Another Adoptive Daddy who took over my southernmost part of my clay.
    • Germanyball - Why the hell are yuo bullying meh immigrants? But you're ok because you're Dad's brother and my adoptive uncle.
    • Wildenese Empireball - Biological Daddy, plox comeback...
    • File:Australia-icon.png Brothers - My siblings. I like Bluey, upside-down stuffs, Total Drama, and maple syrup.
    • USAball - Brother. We both have embassies in each other's capitals. But stop supporting Philippines, West Philippinesball is of bad. But still, I will be nice to you. My life depends on it; If I put it in Neutral or Enemies, he will hate me, sanction me, and fund West Philippines to kill me. I will do my best to please you.
    • File:Belgium-icon.png Belgiumball - Same as Germanyball.
    • Brazilball - My brother who likes to HUE a lot like my son, Conklandball.
    • File:Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball - Sabah is yours and you're my kebab brother.
    • Hong Kongball - Meh Chinese brother. File:AaronTheWolf-icon.png AaronMinecraftity00 was born in its clay.
    • File:Fiji-icon.png Fijiball - Brother that we have a common enemy because we support on File:Sabah-icon.png Sabahball issue.
    • File:Sabah-icon.png Sabahball - Yuo are 💯% File:Malaysia-icon.png Malaysian my nephiew! Anyone who hates West Philippinesball and/or the East is my friend.
    • South Africaball - Sister?
    • File:Indonesia-icon.png Indonesiaball - Same as File:Malaysia-icon.png Malaysiaball except the North Borneo dispute. Although You're friends with this asshole.
    • Borneocube - My Nordic brother who can intro friendship with West Philippinesball.
    • Taasaistanball - Another kebab brother that he is my race. We have common enemies.
    • Patagoniaball - My very diverse brother even though he doesn't know that he's my brother.
    • Cubaball - My Latino American brother that he’s one of my best friends.
    • Bedrockiumball - My other nephew who welcomes my race to your clay, but please lift sanctions to my brother.

    Friends

    Anyone who hates West Philippinesball calls it fake communist except for a few ones...

    Neutral

    Anyone who have a complicated relationship with West Philippinesball or calls it half-communist and half-monarchist.

    • Hawaiiball - Thanks for making these flags for us.
      • : Uhm... Yuo're welcome???
    • British Indian Ocean Territoryball - The same as Hawaii. But how the puck you make these flags?
    • EUball - I’m not a Vodka puppet! But pls be nice to my bappap.
      • : Okay but what is bappap?
      • : It means ‘daddy’ in Wildenese.
      • : Oh.
    • Iranball - Sorry that I have to sanction you. But we are good friends, you know. Also, I am starting my own nuclear program just like you!
    • New Republic of Anderaalball - Same as File:Australia-icon.png my brothers. We both speak Dutch and we both have similar culture. But why do you support the West Philippinesball?
    • Googlelandball - You’re not an annoying balut supporter. And IDK what to say next...
    • Asuka Langley Soryu - Any reason why did yuo betray me from me winning the First Phillppine-Wildenese War?
      • : Anta baka!!?? because you support that dork shinji x kaworus gay relationship!
    • Armeniaball - Georgiaball's friend who supports Vodka. But please don't hate me just because I support Azerbaijanball.
      • : Okay?
    • Second Republic of Wildenball - You are the real republic of me! We both hate Pinoys but why the hell you’re friends with THE WORST EMPIRE EVER?!?!?! I’ll consider you as an enemy.

    Enemies/Baluts

    Anyone who likes West Philippinesball or calls it real communist.

    • Falangist State of Anderaalball - Why do yuo defend Balut to protect them from me and why do yuo supportings and recognizings of ths fake nation that doesn't exist?
      • : Because I helpings em to win the First Phillppine-Wildenese War (He won't know that I'm playing hoi4 on this wiki (trollge).)
      • : And now I'm supporting your rebels!
      • : Oh fack nah... wait I can just suppress them
      • : Aww thank you East Anderaal for freeing me!
      • : Anytime, Oost-Filippijnen.
      • : Shut up you little Balut or else I'll retake you!
      • : Never you ugly furry with ugly islands!
      • & : *keeps fighting*
    • File:Kosovo-icon.png Kosovoball and Palestineball - Sorry I can’t recognize both of yuo because my Filipino minority will get mad at me.
    • North Koreaball - Little nuke man, wtf is wrong with you?
    • Soviet Unionball - You are just nothing but a big Satan who removes my capitalist brother!
    • Artsakhball, Abkhaziaball, and File:South Ossetia-icon.png South Ossetiaball - YUO ALL ARE JUST NOTHING BUT FAKERS WANTED TO REBEL AGAINST THESE TWO FUCKS!!!!!!!!! GO BACC TO BOTH OF THEM!!!!!!!!
    • 🐿️ Conker the Squirrel -
    • CSAball - AH-HA! SINCE YUO HATE MEH BROTHER, I STOLE YOUR ANTHEM FOR REVENGE!
    • File:Kuwait-icon.png Kuwaitball - He hates my prime minster because I hate him.
    • Ishowspeed - Yuo r just nothing but a shit who gets banned in every gaming social platform. So a few words I say: FUCK OFF AND NEVER EVER COME BACK!!!
      • Speed:RAAAAUGHHRUYUGHRUUUUGH, RAUHHHHHHHOU (goofy ahh bark sounds) SHUT UP RONALDO BETTER! SUI!
    • Republic of Vyondball - Why the hell did you ground Doug and Kate! >:(
      • : THAT’S IT! YOU’RE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED-
      • : Uno reverse card. 😏
      • : (in Ludoviko voice) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    • Fake Wildenball - Yuo are nothing but a foaking actual communist that overthrew my second republic during WW2!
    • First Republic of Wildenball - OMFG!!! YUO ARE EVEN WORSE THAN PR WILDENBALL! REMOVE FIRST REPUBLIC!
    • 🦊 Toonlandia2002 - BIG GAME BIG GAME BIG GAME BIG GAME!!! DID YOU JUST BECOME A TROLL?!?!?! AND ANY REASON WHY YOU HATE File:AaronTheWolf-icon.png Aaron the Wolf?!?!?!
    • File:Nauru-icon.png Nauruball - He hates me because he recognizes East Philippinesball, Abkhaziaball, and File:South Ossetia-icon.png South Ossetiaball.

    EVIL FUCKS DIE IK OOIT HEB ONTMOET!!! (EVIL FUCKS I'VE EVER MET!!!)

    ANYONE WHO DEFENDS BALUT!!!

    • West Philippinesball - We are just bitter enemies. And ah yes, the genocide: THERE’S NO GENOCIDE HERE, SO FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!! EAST PHILIPPINES IS MINE AND File:Sabah-icon.png SABAH IS File:Malaysia-icon.png MALAYSIA YUO DUMB PRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUO ARE MORE RACIST THAN ME, File:India-icon.png INDIA, AND File:Bahrain-icon.png BAHRAIN COMBINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO BACK TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!!!!! REMOVE BALUT FROM THE PREMISES!!!!!!!!!! REMOVE! REMOVE! REMOVE! REMOVE! REMOVE! REMOVE! REMOVE! REMOVE! REMOVE! REMOVE! REMOVE! REMOVE!
    • East Philippinesball - WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?! YUO JUST NOTHING BUT A BALUT WHO DECLARED INDEPEDECE FROM ME AND WANTING TO UNITE WITH THAT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!! WELL FUCK YOU MY EVIL SON!!!!!!!!!
    • Wildenese Monarchist Rebels - WHY DID YOU WANT TO REFORM MY EMPIRE, IT'S OF HISTORCAL!!!!!!! FUCK U!!!!!!!
    • Russiaball - WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK YUO ATTACK UKRAINE!?!?!?!?!? OH MY FOAKING GOD!!!!!! YUO ARE EVEN WORSE THAN THAT ASSHOLE AND THIS SHIT COMBINED!!!!!!!
    • RainbowKitty101 - OH MY FACKING GOD!!!!!!!! WHY THE HELL YOU MADE NSFW ARTWORKS THAT ATTRACTS YOUNG PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?!?!
    • Chinaball - YOU!!! FREE MY BROTHER AND THAT LITTLE ISLAND!!! SO FUCK YOU SHITHEAD!!! EVEN MY DAD HATES YOU!!!
    • WORST EMPIRE THAT I EVER SEEN IN MY HISTORY - THE ACTUAL FOCK YOU’RE DOING TO MY HISTORY?!?!?! YOU ARE JUST NOTHING BUT A SCUM THAT’S EVEN WORSE THAN WEST PHILIPPINESBALL, EAST PHILIPPINESBALL, USSRBALL, MY FIRST REPUBLIC, AND- OOOOHHHH I’M TOO ANGRY TO COMPARE HOW WORSE YOU ARE!!!!! But thanks for killings of Filipinos on my clay.
    • Hipnolandball - YUO ACTUAL SCUM, WHY THE FUCC YOU TREAT MY FRIEND LIKE THIS?!?!?!?!
    • Espineliaball - YET, ANOTHER BALUT!!!

    Subdivisions

    Map of Wildenese states plus Croydon and Bougainville
    Location of Wildenese Antarctica

    Cities

    States

    Territories

    Trivia

    • It doesn’t recognize West Philippinesball’s independence since 1946 because it kept claiming that the West is still a US territory and the East is still a Wildenese State.
    • It has the highest Personal Computers per capita.

    Gallery

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