Pretend it's 1940 and all the allies defeated German Reich. and also pretend that SATO was created in 1937
Note: The names were taken from Hearts of Iron 4.
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Hey, Allies, Let's Celebrate!
Republic of Siberia: Anyone want me to build roads in your areas?
Britain: Sure.
United States: I could use some roads. uh, Siberia, does your people drive on the right?
Republic of Siberia: Yeah, they do, I got that idea from you!
German Republic: Hey, can I Join the allies?
Britain: Sure, and bring Slovakia with you.
Czech Republic: Good thing I'm separate from Slovakia.
Poland: I guess we won't have to worry about the German Reich.
German Republic: I'm not like German Reich. all aggressive.
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Well, We do have a growing threat coming from Communist China. He's Justifying a war goal against Taiwan.
Republic of Siberia: and Russian SSR is Justifying a war goal against Republic of Ukraine.
Republic of Kazakhstan: I'm ready for Russian SSR! Bring it on!
Finland: You want me away from St Petersburg, Russian SSR?! well, too bad!
Russian SSR: It's called Leningrad.
Brazil: Get out of here!
Republic of Peru: Looks like all of South America is here.
Patagonia: Yup! I'm also here!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Hey SATO, Wanna Join the fun?
South Atlantic Treaty Organization: Sure.
[ A week Later ]
Communist China: [ Declares War on Taiwan ]
Republic of Ukraine: Can I Join the allies?
Belorussian SSR: What about me?
Britain: Yes to Republic of Ukraine, No to Belorussian SSR.
Belorussian SSR: But I hate Russian SSR.
Britain: Aren't you Communist?
Belorussian SSR: I Just wanted my flag to not have a White-Red-White. Plus, I'm Just called Belorussian SSR. I'm actually Democratic.
Britain: A Democratic SSR... Okay, Fine, you can Join. But Change your name to Belarus SDSR.
Belarus SDSR: Okay, I did.
[ Ten Minutes Later ]
Radio: we interrupt your regular program to bring you this warning. Communist China is now waging against Taiwan. I repeat. Communist China is now at war with Taiwan.
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Guys, Should we? Should we let Taiwan Join the allies?
Taiwan: Help me! HELP ME! Britain!! CAN I JOIN THE ALLIES?!! PLEASE!! I NEED SUPPORT FROM YOU!!
Britain: Allies, Should we let Taiwan Join the faction?
Republic of Siberia: Well, Communist China has 53,000,000 Troops and can get 400,000,000 more.
Britain: Oh, Dear God, We've run into an actual threat.
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: I don't think we'll have enough manpower for this.
India: I've got 1.4 Billion People. I can round up 250,000,000 troops
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: I still don't think that's enough.
Poland: I can recruit my population.
German Republic: Okay, But you really want to fight alongside me? I fought against you in the past.
Poland: You changed, German Republic.
Republic of Uhack: Hey! I'm still here!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Hey, Republic of Uhack. can you do that thing to where there's more than 400,000,000 troops?
Republic of Uhack: When the Year 2021 comes out, I'll be able to do that, right now, I can't, not that much at least. I can only go as much as 290,000,000
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Hey Everyone! gather 5,000,000 troops each! India! gather 250,000,000 troops and Uhack, gather 250,000,000 Troops of your own!
Allies: Okay!
Britain: Okay, Taiwan, you can Join the allies.
Taiwan: Thanks! [ Joins Allies ]
[ Meanwhile ]
Communist China: What?! Taiwan Joined the allies?! That does it. Russian SSR, Prepare for war against the Allies!
Russian SSR: Okay!
[ Meanwhile ]
Radio: We interrupt you're regular program to bring you this. Russian SSR has invaded Finland, Belarus SDSR and Republic of Ukraine. this mean war with the allied nations. Meanwhile, Communist China has invaded Korea and Myanmar.
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: My Ukraine... MY UKRAINE?!! ALLIES, GET YOUR TROOPS READY!! WE JUST WENT TO WAR!
[ And with that, World War 3 has started ]
[ Russian SSR invades Republic of Ukraine like the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine ]
[ Russian SSR invades Belarus SDSR with no force required ]
Poland: [ Actually Fights back ]
German Republic: I got you Poland!
Finland: [ Regains land back ]
Republic of Vietnam: [ Invades Communist China ]
Myanmar: [ Regains land back and Invades Communist China ]
Communist China: Ah! I'm being invaded from the north!
Republic of Siberia: Get invaded!
Korea: [ Capitulates ]
DPR Korea: Gotcha!
State of Japan: You won't get me that easily!
Communist China: Oh really?
State of Japan: I fought you in the past, I can fight you again!
Kazakhstan: It's a good thing I split from Russian SSR in 1928.
Stan Union: Us lower Stans merged into one union. let's fight Communist China!
Pakistan: I can't believe I'm fighting alongside India...
India: Pakistan. would you rather fight your ally or your enemy? because you are in the Allies and I'm in the Allies.
Pakistan: Okay, Fine. I'll fight Communist China.
Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan: Just Staying Neutral.
Republic of Siberia: I'm fighting two nations!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Yeah, No kidding. I'm invading Communist China from where it's capital is, Beijing.
State of Japan: I'm invading the Korean Peninsula!
Republic of Georgia: [ Capitulates ]
Turkiye: Oh, No you don't!
Iraqi Republic: I got you!
Saudi Arabia: I'm supplying the allies with oil.
Islamic Republic of Iran: Just Staying Neutral.
United States: Panama Canal has been destroyed!
Republic of Siberia: I can repair it!
United States: Thank you, Republic of Siberia!
Kazakhstan: [ Invades Russian SSR ]
Republic of Siberia: [ Invades Russian SSR ]
Russian SSR: Why do I have to fight in 6 fronts?!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Seven! I'm invading from the north!
Republic of Redrock: Hey! I'm still here.
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: You staying Neutral?
Republic of Redrock: I guess I am. Republic of Blue Stone is also staying neutral.
Republic of Uhack: I'm not staying Neutral! I Joined the Allies!
British Bedrock: I'm still colonized!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Britain, Uncolonize Bedrock.
Britain: Fine. But I'm not decolonizing Africa!
Republic of Bedrock: [ Joins Allies ]
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Decided to fight, Republic of Bedrock?
Republic of Bedrock: Yup! I'm not standing still for Communist China if he's gonna take over the Pacific Continent!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Don't worry, He's not. Look, I got his coastlines!
DPR Korea: [ Capitulates ]
Korea: I'm back!
Russian SSR: Help Me, Anyone!
Poland: [ Pushes thru Belarus SDSR ]
United States: [ Goes into Republic of Ukraine and pushes Russian SSR forces out ]
Russian SSR: JUST WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO CONQUER REPUBLIC OF UKRAINE!! STUPID AMERICANS!!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: No, Stupid Russians and Chinese for starting this crap.
Venezuela: I don't know if I should Join Russian SSR and Communist China...
Brazil: Don't even think it! I got a much stronger army than you do!
Yemen: [ Joins Russian SSR and Communist China ]
Saudi Arabia: It looks like I'm fighting Yemen now!
Oman: [ Joins Allies ]
United Arab Emirates: Don't worry, Yemen is a poor country.
Qatar: Saudi Arabia is a Rich Country.
Finland: I got St. Petersburg!
Kazakhstan: And I got Stalingrad!
Islamic Republic of Iran: Uranium Enrichment finished! [ Bombs Russian SSR ]
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa! Islamic Republic of Iran, I thought you were neutral.
Islamic Republic of Iran: Just needed to finish my uranium. Now I am ready AF!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Boy, when you say "AF", you really mean it.
Islamic Republic of Iran: [ Joins Allies ]
Britain: Looks like we got a nuclear-loving Country on our side!
Russian SSR: Islamic Republic of Iran! I told you to stay neutral!
Islamic Republic of Iran: I did. [ Laughs ] for a little while. YOU INVADED ME!!
Russian SSR: Come on! Me and Britain was allies!
Britain: Yeah, Until Communist China declared war on Taiwan.
Russian SSR: YOU'RE USING TAIWAN AS AN EXCUSE?!
Britain: Taiwan is a full Democratic Country!
Taiwan: Uh, I have a Non-aligned Party...
Britain: Doesn't make a difference. My party is friends with other democratic Parties plus Non-Aligned Parties.
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: I have a Democratic Party.
Saudi Arabia: I have a Non-Aligned Party.
Kazakhstan: Let's Just Keep fighting! Russian SSR and Communist China must be destroyed!
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: I agree with you, Kazakhstan. Them two countries started this whole crap. the reason is their party to begin with. Russian Empire went on a civil war with the Stupid Communists in 1918 and China went on the same thing in 1938. Communism is what started making those two aggressive. it was the same thing with German Reich, only it wasn't Communism, it was Fascism. Fascism was what made the German Reich get so aggressive. Communism is doing the same thing to these two countries. These two countries becoming Communism is what started this whole crap, and another thing, These Russians and Chinese are always known to be aggressive, as soon as WW1 was finished in 1916 which started in 1912, Russian Empire Declared War on Britain, we fought against the Russians until 1918 when Russian Empire had a Civil War. then Russian SSR was born. Russian Empire still held it's remaining territories until 1920 when Russian SSR started to hold them, making Russian Empire capitulate. then the Former SSRs declared independence, including the Republic of Siberia. and as soon as World War 2 came to an end, China went on a Civil War with the Communists. Russian SSR also tried to get Republic of Siberia to be in a Civil War but that plan failed. Communist China then started to be aggressive and forced everyone to recognize Communist China wether they liked it or not. Russian SSR then made a faction of it's own with Communist China and tried getting Taiwan to Join them, when Taiwan said no, that's when Communist China started Justifying a war goal against Taiwan, and when the war goal was Justifyed, that's when Communist China declared war on Taiwan.
Republic of Siberia: Wow.
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Yeah, the point is, Russian SSR and Communist China started this whole crap.
Patagonia: I'm still here fighting the war.
Argentina: Why did you splinter off of me?
Patagonia: Sorry.
Zedroball: Still here.
Democratic Republic of Bedrockium: Yeah, I know you are. Let's Just fight Russian SSR and Communist China.
Republic of Siberia: I'm already invading Russian SSR.
1 Month Later
United States: I took Moscow!
Republic of Siberia: I took Most of his area!
Russian SSR: I CAPITULATE!
Republic of Siberia: Now we only have Communist China left.
Communist China: Uh, I think I need to surrender because Russian SSR Capitulated.
Republic of Siberia: [ Pushes into Beijing ]
Communist China: Don't take Beijing! I'll Surrender if you don't take Beijing!
[ World War 3 in 1940 ends, taking 8 months to complete ]
Narrator: They thought turning Russian SSR into Russian Federation and turning Communist China into People's Republic of China would solve anything, Russian Federation will be aggressive again, maybe not in the 1940s but soon, as the 1950s come out. in 1954, Russian Federation steals People's Republic of Crimea from Republic of Ukraine.
story Continues here Interwar of World War 4 in 1962 Transcript